Why is this place such a sterile, humourless cesspool?
>>25997779
Because you don't get enough sleep
>>25997779
Because everyone on /mlp/ is a 40 year old neckbeard
>>25997779
/v/ mentality leaked
>>25997779
Go to bed, Seth
there, now SHADDAP
hmm
>>25997779
because it needs to be shaken up a bit. Needs another scruffening or a major dose of fandom drama. something to get people attention and drag them away from their designated generals
>>25997779
Because it's a hiatus, and we're short on thread material.
>>25997779
Because there is no hope.
>>25997865
Hey fuck you, I'm only 35.
>>25999502
I am 30 in 8 days.
>>25997865
I'm 22.
What is this, a fuckin' contest?
>>25997779
Because you touch yourself at night faggot.
>>25997779
sorry to hear your thread got baleeted, (hated namefag of /mlp/ ).
Go get some rest. We'll still be your friends in the morning. And after. Forever~
>>25999561
Why are some people so smug and confident in their paltry deductive reasoning skills?
>>25999603
Because you be as stupid as you want while being anonymous and nobody will ever know.Unless there is a God and heaven, then we are all fucked.
>>25999619
I'm sure God has seen far more gross displays of embarrassing stupidity throughout his infinite life span than shitposting on 4chan.
>>25997779
becaus blue board
>>25999643
"You could do anything with your life, and you spent it shitposting on 4chan? Anon, I am disappointed."
>>25999619I don't WANT to believe there's a God that allows all the atrocities that happen in his name go unhalted, because he'd probably be a sick fuck who's laughing his ass off right now.
>>25997779
This is /mlp/, not /g/, and if you go over there, it's /g/, not HackerNews.
>>25999643
Of course. But imagine if tyour whole life and shitposting was displayed to the rest of humanity during the final judgement.
>>25999672
"Maybe if you didn't curse me with autism, I'd be able to actually get a degree or a job, and I wouldn't have that fuckin' problem."
>>25999684
>And here you are looking at cartoon horse porn...again.
>>25999672
Sounds more like something your grandfather would tell you to be honest. In all likelihood, your life being a waste was part of God's divine plan.
>>25999684
"Oh, look my billions of little people-ants, and stare in awe at this one lone pony-fucker's comparatively dull eccentricities! Sure, I have people from ancient Carthage who tried to act out their anal vore fetish with a war elephant, but who is that at all interesting?"
>>25999684
>mfw every human in history has to watch my shitposts. Every. Single. One.
