Hey /mlp/ I was at the store getting booze and manage to shoplift this qt, you like this?
>>25997067
No, you stole it!cum on it
>>25997102
I shall not do this!
>shoplifting
Absolutely scum
>>25997067
Hold off on fapping for a week, then cum on it.
Don't forget to share!
>>25997343
DO IT!
>>25997366
That seems rather perverted
>>25997067
Go back and pay for it you asshole.
>>25997605
Is that a yes?
>>25997706
>That tiny ass cumshot
Nigga pls.
>>25997720
I already clopped like ten times today man its all the cumsies left
Now that you've cum on it return it to the store. Just think some poor little girl might one day buy it.
>>25998210
That would just be wrong
>>25997067
STOP! You've violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
>>25997067
>shoplift
Fucking negro
>>25998495
>>25997706
you sure you want it back now?
>>25998534
I learned it from watching MLP
>>25997706
You have marked it with your seed, it is soulbound to you now.
Put her on your dick and take a photo.
>>25997832
If you feel the need to beat off ten times in one day, saving up for a week would be a real challenge.
>>25998581
Don't let the normalfag "anti-bronies" hear about this or they'll just use it as an excuse to have the show cancelled.
>>25998559
Don't pollute my board with your nigger posts.
>>25998587
Soulbound you say? I hadn't considered that
>>25997067
>You wouldn't download a pony.
>You wouldn't pirate a mare.
>Shoplifting is illegal.
It makes the jews sad
>>25999974
They have enough of my money already, and occasional freebie couldn't hurt
>>25997067
Show us the receipt
>>26001833
FIVE O' CLOCK VODKA 5.99
RIP-IT LE-MOAN'R 0.99
Shitty cam, cant post from phone
>/mlp/, headquarter of disturbed manchildren where everything vaguely immoral is prohibited and where absolutely all kind of sexual perversion is the norm
I never quite understood thi
>>26002034
confirmed
>>25997067
Snoogans. You got pone, and Hasbro got no monies.
You're a good guy.Now cum on it.
>>26002135
Never mind. It seems I am a bit late to the party.
>>26002064
Have to balance one extreme with the other I suppose
>>26002135
>>26002143
It's ok anon it was not an impressive cumsie
>>26002135
>Hasbro got no monies
Yes they did, the shop that bought it from Hasbro got no monies
>>26002034
So, who wants to email this thread to the store?
>>26003436
But anon...I stole it for you
>>26003508
Fortune favors you in that the amount of effort required to email them is more than what the pony is worth, plus they wouldn't do anything about it anyway because it's Detroit.
>>26003575
I'm amazed you could actually read the blurry text
>>25997067
I would have loved it you got arrested.
I mean buying a hell lot of booze and being arrested for stealing a litle girls toy is not a good combination...
>>26003778
Anon do you really think anybody would get arrested for stealing a 4 dollar pony toy, at the most would get scolded and told to leave
>>25997067
didnt see cumshot goddamit ... did anyone saved the pic ... im a collector of these things ... for..some reason.
>>26003794
This. My reasons are entirely scientific.
>>26003794
I normally would've... but it was so paltry, that I didn't bother.
>>26004315
Truly it was, if it's any consolation here is the pic I spewed it tohttp://imgur.com/FXbgvfj
>>26004483
At least do it to something good next time. Christ.
>>26004495
You don't want to french that ponut? WTF man
>>26002143
>>26003794
>>26003976
lazy niggers desustorage.org/mlp/post/25997706/
>>26004520
No I don't!It's not real, I want to sniff real horse's ponut
>>26004548
Well ain't you a fancy nancy
>>25997067
Cops are coming and are going to shoot you, faggot
>>26004712
Are not
>>25997067
>*Shakes his head in shame*
No, we don't. Now stop being a fucking child, and give the toy back.
>>26005041
What's your problem man
