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2016-01-04 20:01:19 Post No. 25993979
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2016-01-04 20:01:19
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>Hey Anonny!
"Oh, hi Pinkie."
>You ready for your super spectacular Pinkie Pie Birthday Party this weekend?
"Yeah, I guess."
>Awesome! I just have a few questions about the party planning!
"Alright, whatever..."
>What flavor of cake?
"Chocolate."
>What colors for the decorations?
"Green? Not particularly picky about that."
>Okie dokie. Just one more thing... How many mares do you wanna fuck?
"...Excuse me?"
>You heard me silly goose! How many mares do you wanna introduce Anon Jr. to?
"Uh... is that a joke?"
>*GASP* You mean they don't do that in the human world?!
"Uh, no?"
>Oh my goodness, you poor thing! Here in Equestria, once a stallion comes of age he's allowed to fuck as many mares as he wants on his birthday!
...Seriously?
>I can't make any pinkie promises or anything, but tell me who you wanna get down with, and I'll try to make it happen! I'm the best party planner in Equestria after all!
Well horsefuckers?