Help /mlp/ I am going to my first brony club meeting at the MOA in minnesota, what do I do to not drown the mall with my overflowing spaggetti?
Any suggestions on what to wear or what to do to communicate properly with the other horse fuckers?
>>25993065
Don't wear any clothes. The truly hardcore MLP fan likes his show VANILLA, so if ponies have no clothes neither can you.
Trust me, it's foolproof
>>25993088
oh ... okay ... good idea, anything else? I am new to this whole, people thing.
>>25993065
Yeah. Don't.
Wear pony suit.
Wiggle your butt.
Make up to $1000 for a few hours work.
>>25993103
oh o~o .. but I would like to atleast once bro, I havnt ever seen another horse fucker before
>>25993100
Always refer to your dong as "HORN". And try to make magic sometimes.
>Look, the magic is spurting outta it!
>>25993108
okay! sounds good, should i be naked under the suit, one guy already told me to go naked, and i herd they can be hot inside
>>25993126
No.
Wear a pony suit under your pony suit.
>>25993115
Where are all you little faggots coming from? Fuck, I thought winter vacation was over already.
kay, these all look like good suggestions, going back to work, anyone else have any good ideas ill try them out this coming meeting this weekend :D
>>25993151
If anything else fails, use fire.
>>25993151
>:D
>>25993170
back, things are slow at work, might as well post.
also, I dont think one can wear fire.
if im going to wear a ponu suit, which one should i get?
>>25993119
Does that work? Is this a normal way to greet others?
>>25993204
>>25993309
Please, this is a poor ruse. Just go huff some paint or play in traffic.
>>25993372
no, im being honest bro, I have no clue how to interact with people, I work secluded from anyone all day, at most o speak enough words to count on my fingers.
>>25993402
And, what, you think the posters here are anyone you should be taking lessons on how to be social from?
>>25993402
If you're worried of making a fool of yourself, then don't go to a convention or meet up where you talk about my little pony. If you're worried about that, then you're not thinking things through.
Stay inside and lurk more.
>>25993088
this seems like good advice
>>25993753
im not too worried about making a fool of myself, i just worry about if I dont make any real imprrssion and no one likes or notice me.
>>25993065
The MN brony meetups? There's a few chill people but a lot of them are full of spaghetti. Been to one before. Best of luck if you go.
I wore a shirt with Derpy and from what I remember, table top games are their thing. Otherwise some of them are into vidya and such. Have fun I guess.
>>25993804
You're autistic and eager to fit in. Theres no cure for that.
>>25993088
You forgot that every hardcore fan has a tulpa of his waifu and a giant tattoo of her on the back
>>25993814
oh cool, i seen some pictures of them, a lot are holding plushies, us it normal to bring those to meet ups or was it just an event?
>>25993402
Okay, I'll take the bait. Don't wear a fucking fursuit, don't wear a fedora or a trenchcoat, act like you would with friends/family, try to have a good time, and maybe you'll pass of as human-like.
>>25993968
>That whole room
Okay, it's a lost cause.
>>25994219
I will try to be normal, what are some normal talking topics, should i have some memes ready?
>>25994308
I'm being rused, aren't I?
Real life isn't 4chan. Don't use memes, don't call people faggots and niggers, and don't argue over every stupid thing.
>>25994308
>posts a thumbnail
>should I have some memes ready
>>25994353
I will try not to argue, that's something I am bad to be honest. What if they talk shit?
>>25994308
Make sure you brush up on your knowledge of Past Sins. People love to talk about Nyx. It's pretty much a requirement at meetups.
>>25994514
oh shit! my fanfiction studies are behind, i been stuck on fallout equestria, I hope it ends soon o~o
One of the meetings I went to, some guy hung himself in the back. Like, he brought a rope in his backpack, went to the far corner in the room, tied a noose, and offed himself there. We didn't take notice until we heard choking in the back. No one really paid attention to him though and it was a large enough room where it's hard to hear from the far end. I haven't gone to a meetup since.
Where are these planned? This is the first I've heard of a meet up. I live like five minutes away from the Mall. When is it and where specifically are people meeting?
>>25995027
they have them in the mall of america in the state of minnesota at 11 am ever 2nd saturday of any given month (meeting at first at lego land) from what i read up on atleast
>>25995027
This isn't fucking bronymate, faggot, google it or something.
>>25995097
'no'You're right, though, I should've googled it. Sorry.
>>25995009
Fuck
>>25995009
was it Jin(the guy who married his twilight plushie) he used to go to the MOA meet ups from what i herd
>>25995194
For real? I could meet a legend like that if I go?
