>Be me
>Can't fap to regular porn anymore
>Fap to r34 of ponies only
>One day I wanted to insert my penis inside something
>Hire an extremely hot Russian prostitute with giant tits
>Begin fucking the extremely hot prostitute
>Keep losing my hard on
>She isn't satisfying me
>Don't want to waste my money and not cum
>Keep fucking her and close my eyes
>Think inserting myself inside of Pinkie Pies Ponut.
>Instant erection
>Cum like BuzzLighter of Starcommand
Is there any hope for me to come back to human porn?
Please tell me I can come back to normality.
Also, SFW Sexy thread.
>>25991636
As soon as you closed your eyes it was over
>>25991636
Replace any mention of pinkie pie with twighlight sparkle and you got yourself a good ole fashion meme good enough for the pony thread simulators.
>>25991717
>pony thread simulator
Do those even exist anymore?
>>25992547
he actually just released one a week ago
>>25991636
No
Next
>>25991636
>be me
Hehe, I like it, +1 fellow redditor.
>>25991636
Did you moan out Pinkie's name just before jizzing?
>>25992601
Didn't ">be me" originate on 4chan?
Either way, you're an autistic faggot.
>>25993915
>mad redditor
topkek.
I bet your also a frog poster.
>>25993915
Lots of things originating from here are excellent newfag detectors.
>>25991636
>Cum like BuzzLighter of Starcommand
eva notty , daphne rosen , julianna vega, siri suxx
enought for stop being a fuckin autistic idiot like you are
>>25994257
