>"Well, as turns out, the size of your dick actually matches that of the average length of an Equestrian stallion's penis."
>"So, no, 6 inches isn't too big or too small, it's on par."
>"I don't know what you were so worried about."
>"..."
>"No, we're not gonna have sex. Don't be silly."
Tiny horse
>>25988886
Fine, I'll just ask Rarity. She pretty much fucks any male within the country radius.
>>25988886
Look, I didn't say anything about my dick to you purple horse. I NEVER said anything about my dick. You're the one who's so goddamned obsessed with it.
>>25988886
>silly
I'll fuck you silly, twiggy piggy
>>25988901
>"...get out before I call the police."
>>25988886
I just wanted to ask you the time.
>>25988930
completely ooc
>>25988886
Don't flatter yourself, Twiggy. Your teacher is the one whose getting this dick.
>>25988886
I... I just wanted to know where's the bust stop...
>>25988939
>"Anon, you don't just ask to fool around with royalty."
>"There are RULES."
>>25988964
No. You. Me. Bed. Now.
>>25988964
Celly, someone has got to take her virginity sooner or later, you know that. Virgin princess are bad luck
>>25988964
Rules, shmules, honesty is the best policy.
>>25988989
>"No."
>"BAD Anon."
>"Go sit in the corner."
>>25989023
how about fuck you cunt
>6 inches
i fucking wish.
>mfw people think the average dick size is 6 inches
>>25988937
>>25989509
>>25989533
This anon is right.It's actually less.
>tfw 3 inches
....I'll just leave then.
>>25988964
Has that text been on her horn the whole time?
>>25988886
>tfw 6 inches exactly
>>25989569
No, there's some asshole putting subliminal message bullshit, trying to convince everyone that Twilight is the worst pony.
>>25989566
Damn.
You got it baaaad.
>>25989569
>>25989584
Godspeed to that man. Twifags are shit.
>>25988886
>6 inches isn't too big or too small
>mfw you need to account for3.5 moreinches
>>25989566
I laughed, and then I measured
>>25989584
Not like anyone needs very much convincing, anyway.
>>25989566
>>25990081
You're suppose to measure yourselves when you're hard you nimrods
>>25990091
>implying they didn't
Never seen a micropenis before?
>>25990091I did
>>25990091
>>25990091
You know what? Eat shit and fucking die.
Seriously.
Holy shit I'm Alost at seven inches!
Thanks >>25990091
Now its time to go fuck my wifu
>tfw 5.5 inches
Is this good or should I just off myself?
If you fit it in a toilet roll then you will never please a pone, or a woman.
>>25990131
If the tip pokes out from the other side then you're good
>>25990131
>>25990148
>>25988964
>since anon doesn't know equestrian social norms , he eventually fucks up so bad that celestial gets pissy with him but he then meets Luna and they become friendly
>>25990131
Not like I'd ever get the chance to
>>25990131
false. your tongue can easily fit into a toilet paper roll and wont even get close to reaching the other side, yet it brings the most pleasure.
>>25990148
Girth is more important than length. Not to say length isn't important.
But if it fits in there than a pencil dick you have.
I don't make the rules, this is the standard by which small asian women follow.
>>25990096
NopeAt least not when I look down :^)
>>25990198
always looking up then, anon?
>>25990189
She's just being polite anon.
While feigning pleasure from your efforts she is dreaming of that time Jamal rutted her
>>25988930
"Whoa, whoa, let's calm down. I am planning on paying you of course. What did you think this was, rape?
>>25990201
Give Spike's size compared to ponies,
and ponies compared to us.
I would literally kill him with my dick.
At the very least a ruptured colon.
>>25990110You seem to have a SMALL problem with my post Anon
>>25989000
>1000 years old being
>a virgin
>implying
The one and only.
>>25990247
He's talking to Celestia about Twilight
> Get in front of a mirror while naked
> Looks like a toothpick glued to a bowling ball
Kill me.
Some guy once said that he got loads more women off with his tongue than he ever did with his penis. Pretty famous guy; can't really remember his name at the mo, though...
>>25990208
Jamal isn't good because big dick
Jamal isn't even that good. Jamal is shit.
The problem is that you are not a man, so even smelly Jamal is better than your cucky asstits
>>25990866
You think women love Jamal because he's a good provider? Or that he works hard ? Or that he beats them best? Or that he keeps ending up in jail? Or that he will be a great father and life partner?
>>25990897
You got 2/5 right, not bad bro.
>>25989023
>The anon hisses and skitters away to its safe place
>>25990184
Just tell one how you feel, Anon.
This fucking thread
>A little over seven solid inches
>6'1" tall
>Don't weigh more than 150 pounds
>White with blonde hair and blue eyes mustard race
Don't feel bad if you don't, "measure up" though guysI'm still well on my way to becoming a wizard with the rest of you faggotsI'm pretty sure that makes me worse, I was given every opportunity to succeed and still, here I ammaking dad proud
>7 3/4 inches
>5 1/2 in. around
>185 lbs of toneflesh
You was saying, horse?
>>25989557
Isn't it like 5?
>>25990086
This.
>>25990131
Instructions unclear. Friend trapped in washing machine
>>25989533
So, what? it's like? 12 inches?
why do you want to make yourself feel average?
>>25988902
>>25991886
>>25988902
That thread was pretty funny.
>Everybody knows you run faster with a knife
>>25988886
http://strawpoll.me/6283835
>one of THESE threads again
>>25990578
>implying he got them off
>implying all women don't lie>Implying she didn't lie to me every single time.
>>25991592
>about 6.5 inches
>6'1"
>180-ish pounds
>white with black hair and blue eyes
ehh, close enoughI have the worst possible people skills. So much that I get really uncomfortable around other people.
>>25989566
>tfw a little over 4 inches
I feel a little better...
>>25992066
That's good.
I know, "much better" is asking too much.
Every, "small" victory counts!
>>25992073
Not like we would ever be able to put it to good use anyway right? hahaha...Fuck.
mfw 7.5
>>25992153
>mfw also 7.5
>>25992153
cm?
>>25991592
>>25991619
>>25992153
>>25992185
>7 club for life
