>"What's the matter, Anon? Why are you crying?"
>>25987302
Pinkie Pie touched me, and I didn't want to, but she said that she'd hit me and...and...
BUAAAAAHHHHHHh
>>25987302
thinkn of beef
Because you'renot real.
>>25987302
Allergies. Do you have any idea how bad it is to live in a place with no anti-histamines?
>>25987411
>Anon dies and goes to Equestria
>He thinks that it is heavenAnd then the first time he gets close to ponies he is allergic to all of them, and there is no cure.
>>25987302
T-These are tears of joy, T-Twilight!Your wings are gone!
>>25987302
Somepony took all my skin
>>25987302
You motherfuckers ain't got no weed or cigarettes here.
>>25987552
>wake up
>wing are bigger then you remember
>>25987593
you don't need drugs to survive you fucking degenerate
These are tears of joy over the vikings packing the packers fudge in.
>>25987302
Because he's gone, Twilight.
He's gone and he's never coming back.