>"Every opponent i faced in my sisters banishment i vanquished with a single blow, no matter what they did they couldn't give any more than a scuff."
>"You're the first one to make me bleed in quite a long time Anon."
>>25982890
Seriously don't be a pusscake, the chili wasn't that hot.
>>25982890
>Every stallion she's been with hasn't had a big enough cock for her even to feel it
>By the time you get a chance at her, she's practically still a virgin
>>25982890
>>25982917
I need some over dramatic Celestia greentext
>>25982890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uints81YYMc
>Celestia takes another snort into her bowl, the white powder now lining between her nostrils.
>You quickly unfurl a photo of you against a plywood, and you hide behind it.
>She charges, her horn glowing as she launches the dead tree remnants up into the ceiling, and they fall down, your feet not failing you as you outrun your drugged acquaintance.
>Slam Jam Initiated
"SLAM IN THE NAME OF THE SHAQ!"
>With that, you have Slam of The North Star blasting on your bluetooth speaker as Celly picks up the wooden adversary with your face, her magic gripping it tightly as you watch her pummel it relentlessly into the ground,
>"I'LL SLAM YOU TO THE PAVEMENT SHA- I MEAN ANON!" She just keeps pummeling.
>And Pummeling.
>"SLAM ANON! OR DID YOU NOT EXPECT TO GET SLAMMED IF YOU JAMMED IN MY COURT?!"
>And pretty soon, as the wood starts to shard into pieces, you take a step out of the royal chambers,
>Exit Stage Right,
>Warp Factor Fuck.
>>25982890
I'm trying to watch the fuckin game, quit trippin over ma feet and get me anaotha beer.
>>25982890
bump
>>25983067
Saitama in equestria greentext when?
>>25984026
>Saitama in Equestria
There you go.
>>25984044
Fukin' fagot
>>25984137
Thanks Technicolor cock sock.
>>25982890
What did you think I was going to do when you made me your royal sparring partner?
You act like you've never seen me fight before.
>>25982890
You know, you're not really all that tough, Sunbutt.
Your sister would put up twice the fight you could.
>>25984214
>"Is that a challenge, Anonymous?"
>"It is settled. We will meet in the arena this Sunday night.">"WHERE ALL-TIME HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION MOON CENA FACES OFF AGAINST AN APE FROM OUTER SPACE IN A NO HOLDS BARRED STEEL CAGE MATCH AT THIS YEAR'S EWE SUPER SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!"
>>25984343
Anon V Luna ending in Sexual Tension.
Make Dong Cena proud.
>>25983000
Trips compel me, as does boredom.
>You take a deep breath as Celestia takes a minuscule nibble off of a spoonful of your famous three-bean chili.
>For the last week, you'd racked your mind, trying to devise some culinary devilry that would satisfy her frighteningly sensitive taste buds, and today you were at the end of your rope.
>After three attempts and five hours in the kitchen, you had produced your greatest masterpiece.
>Silently, Celestia chews through the tomatoes and bell peppers, and then your face falls as her eyes bulge and begin to water.
>The chili powder had settled in.
>She immediately lifts a glass of milk to her lips, taking a long gulp and panting through her nose.
>"Too...hot!"
>Rather than endure her five minute spice panic, you raise from your chair and step over to her, grabbing her by the chin.
>Before she can get another sip of milk, your own mouth meets with hers, your tongue penetrating through the kiss in the most practiced manner possible.
>Almost immediately, your tongues meet and you begin tracing yours around her own in a spiral pattern, removing the spice from her taste buds manually.
>Slowly, Celestia calms down and begins to sink into the kiss as the spice leaves her mouth, her panicked expression becoming a close-eyed smile as you withdraw your tongue, slowly backing away.
"Better?"
>"Better. Thank you, Anon, for everything."
>Even with your culinary failure, you can't help but smile a bit.
>Sometimes, it's worth it to fail.
>>25984683
>bell peppers
>in chili
Please consider consulting with a mental health specialist.
>>25984180
Courage the Cowardly Dog.
What a creepy little show.
>>25985054
>Not adding glorious sweetness to accent the flavors of spice.
Git gud
>>25985054
>>25985054
He doesn't put bell peppers in chili.
>mfw
>>25984683
Also unf.
>>25984044
>Day WanPan in Equestria.
>It had barely occurred to you this morning that when you got out of bed, you weren't in your usual apartment.
>In fact, it barely even occurred to you that you didn't have the usual metallic knocking on your door seeking to learn more about your non-existant wisdom.
>As per usual, you had simply gotten up, grabbed the toothbrush that happened to be sitting on the counter and went through your daily routine.
>It wasn't your tooth brush of course.
>You hadn't the slightest idea where your toothbrush was or where your apartment was.
>Or where your cyborg leech was.
>You simply pondered the abnormal coloring of the walls around you.
>That particular spot on the ceiling was made of an extra shiny blue crystalline material.
>You saw on tv once that crystals are metals that are processed under age and pressure and contain many minerals in them.
>From that you could tell that this place couldn't be a man-made formation because you didn't know how they could build a house out of this stuff.
>Maybe it was carved into?
>But you passed by a window and you're pretty sure you were at least 50 feet up.
>So there goes your theory about it being natural.
>Your morning contemplations are some of your favorite times of the day, to be honest.
>However, it soon occurs to you, as thistle on the brush run along your calcium deposits, that you're missing a key element.
>Something that is on the tip of your mind but-
>You spittake a dent in the wall before dropping everything and turning.
>You don't even open the bathroom door.
>There's now just a you shaped hole sitting in it.
>And your pace embedded your footprints all down the hallway back to your room.
>Your room which was not your room and neither did it have your tv.
>Or your Manga.
"Wait a sec! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY TV?!"
>This destructive revelation hits you harder than your own fist as the errors of ignoring your transport to this new world finally dawn on you.
"Holy shit! Where's my shit?!"
>>25985206
keep going
>>25985206
>Your nigh incoherent screams of terror soon reach what you assume to be the denizen of this establishment.
>And the room soon became a mixed bag of rabid shouts of horror as you point around the room, thinking you're babbling about your tv.
>You aren't sure but you'd like to think the winged purple unicorn was screaming back trying to communicate with you.
>So when her horn started to glow brightly you simple assumed she was trying to tell you something.
>Maybe she was trying to give you your tv?
>That was before the whole wall behind you was completely obliterated.
>Except one small part that resembled your rounded head and torso.
>You had to admit, that did make you shut your trap.
>That or the gust of chilled wind that came with your clothes being all but shreds.
>As a stray piece of debris stuck up from the ground in front of your waist, you realized that you were attacked.
>Huh, took you a little bit to understand that.
"Ah...sorry. Did I wake you?"
>The little equine 'thing' just stared back with the most confused gaze you think you've seen, frozen completely.
>You waved a hand in front of her face trying to catch her attention again, only to find her paralyzed.
>Thoughts begin to fill your head at what happened, as you hope you didn't somehow kill your first contact.
"Um...hello? Are you okay?"
>She remained frozen, and you simply stayed the same.
>Maybe she's just really tired and dozed off.
>With her eyes open though? You doubt that.
>Was she like G*nos and just ran out of power?
>Did they have that kind of technology here?
>Following her gaze you realize that the blast put a big hole in the clouds behind you and seems to have burned a mountain off in the distance.
>Tough little thing, huh?
>Come to think of it, it's pretty breezy in here...
"Oh shit, my clothes! I don't have any spares!"
>It was just now occurring to you that you were naked pretty much in public.
>Clothes were expensive.
"Oh my god! There's a horse in my house!!"
>>25985443
kinda ooc for twibutt to just shoot him with all she's got, interesting anyway
>>25985563
>Mfw this man doesn't get the joke despite my attempts
>>25985443
>Minutes later the 'pony', as she insisted on being called, had managed to finally return to the land of the living.
>It took several minutes of breathing exercises and a moment of existential contemplation which you didn't understand the half of.
>But she seems to have properly calmed down and even offered you a towel to wear for the moment since your clothes were out of commission.
>Rest easy, sweat pants.
>"Alright, okay, we're fine now. I'm good! I'm good. Let me introduce myself!"
>She cleared her throat, smiling peacefully and standing, you think, poised and regally.
>Her voice was admittedly rather soothing at the right tone.
>"I am Twilight Sparkle, Alicorn Princess of Friendship and appointed disciple of Princess Celestia! I undergo the rightful task of spreading friendship and peace across the land, and helping everypony understand the power of a good friend!"
>You could see the visible glow of her 'righteous Aura' at her vocal announcement, and her grin simply screamed 'Subtle insert for admiration'.
>Of which you missed entirely.
"Cool. I'm Saitama. I'm a hero for fun and profit. Like a hobby."
>...
>Silence.
>She seemed to be dutifully holding her pose as if she were still expecting something.
>Though from the twitch in her form it was more like she was just confused.
>Another minute and she slowly lowered her posture and you could hear a faint whimper of disappointment.
>Silly pony.
>As she opened her eyes, she hid away the tinge of sadness and simply proceeded with the introduction.
>"It's n-nice to meet you, Saitama! That's a bit of a strange name around here, but first and foremost it is my honor to welcome you to our humble land of Equestria!"
>Her hoof pointed out the giant hole in the wall to the world around you.
>Admittedly the view was quite stunning.
>The sun in the distance, the gleaming colors.
>So pretty...
>So medieval...
>So without your TV.
>>25985443
Ya know I haven't seen "one-punch man" but now I want to. Good show my good fag.
>>25984343
>>25985875
You are REALLY going to need to prepare your anus. I'm not even kidding.
>>25985852
>Come to think of it, now that you were here, it was entirely plausible that you would once again be a faceless entity to the peopl-...ponies, living here.
>Did they even have a hero association?
>Surely they had villains and needed people to take care of those villains, right?
>You couldn't feasibly imagine a world where that wasn't the norm.
>How else were you going to get pai-
>How else could you save the innocent lives of those poor citizens?
>But more importantly...
"Miss Twilight...you don't happen to have a Manga shop here, would you?"
>With a quizzical tilt of her head you assume the worst, but her words were like heavenly salvation raining from the skies.
>"You mean a Mane-ga shop? Well, yeah, I-i mean not that I go there a lot. But it's totally okay if you do! Haha! I mean everypony has their own tastes and..."
>Like the fade-out of a radio broadcast, her eyes turn downwards beneath her bangs and her face flushes a bright shade through her fur.
>Poor thing still has her decency.
"That's a relief, not all hope is lost. Ah, but another question...does Equestria have heroes?"
>Her eyes slowly moved along the ground in confusion before lifting her head properly, as if she didn't understand the question.
>"What do you mean by 'heroes'? I mean yeah, we have heroes in that when a bad guy shows up, me and my friends usually team up and use the elements of harmony to destroy all darkness, save the land, usually convert the bad guy- this and that- blah blah-"
>This is where you did what you usually do and stop caring about the miscellaneous details.
>You were too busy with one of life's greatest concerns.
>How were you going to pay the rent?
>Where would you work?
>You didn't have much job experience outside of being a hero.
>You doubt they paid for marathoning manga here.
>The challenge you feared might come to pass...
>Getting a job.
>>25986121
>"The elements themselves were a miracle of magic found by Princess Celestia from the tree of harmony, depicted he-"
>That pony has charts out now.
>From where, you haven't the slightest clue.
>But your focus was on a matter most grave and staring intensely out into the sunset, with your sharp features shadowed by the light, you speak.
>Your tone is that of a wandering vagrant, lost without a purpose, with too much on his shoulders.
"Twilight."
>She stops, gazing at your toned form bearing but a towel on your hips.
"Be quiet. I'm contemplating the greatest challenge I could ever dream of. Friendship won't matter..."
>The look in her eyes could only be summed up to an ant staring into the abyss, fearing that the light would soon become a shadow.
>Be twilight.
>Being of immense power...
>And you were scared.
>"A...a challenge?"
>Could it be...?
>Something worse than discord, perhaps? Worse than Chrysallis?
>...Worse than Tirek?
>What kind of unspeakable horrors comes from a world with a creature so powerful?
>Indomitable to your overwhelming magic.
>The magic of the Gods.
>Could it be that he realizes he's alone now, in this world?
>That something followed him and he is without his fellow warriors?
>Truly it was the beginning of another quest, and Twilight Sparkle, Princess of friendship, was prepared to challenge whatever it wa-
"I have to get a job."
>...
>...
>A jo-
>"Wat."
>His voice echoed deeply, fist clenching with the force of kings.
"It's true. To earn my keep and find a home. To defeat...the rent."
>...
>"Y-...you know that I have extra rooms in my castle, right? And I'm royalty, so you can stay without having to pay rent.
>...he stood there.
>Quiet.
"Friendship..."
>He spoke softly at first, his shoulders relaxing.
>Before slowly, he turned his head, taking a righteous step towards the purple Princess with an inspiring smile, and the sharpest gaze you could dream of.
"Friendship truly is the greatest ally, Twilight."
>...Wat?
>>25985088
>>25985119
>>25985150
Sorry, I didn't know I'd walked into the shitty chili thread.
>>25986281
>"Friendship truly is the greatest ally, Twilight."
you are doing god's work anon
>>25986281
>Tirek reappears
>Enslaves everyone and this time also defeats Twilight
>Tirek gets cocky and starts monologuing
>Saitama Appears
You know well what happens next.
You are doing a good job anon.
>>25986281
Keep it going friend
>>25986444
I don't know who he is, sadly.
>>25986121
>You didn't have much job experience outside of being a hero
Just go to the rock farm and destroy rock. They even have they own tatsumaki(without psychic powers), limestone.
>>25986444
Being a bit of a method actor helps with writing, desu senpai.
Also those trips. Probably gonna put that in somewhere now, don't worry.
>>25986521
Who 'who' is? Tirek? Saitama? Me?
>>25986281
>Be the Caped Baldy once again.
>A name you will never share with this world.
>And a name that reminds you that you're still naked.
"The power within the bonds of Friendship can overcome any challenge, Twilight. Never forget that."
>Or in your speak; I swear I'll pay you back somehow for letting me stay here, I just can't pay rent.
>Nor would you anyways.
>You had a strict budget of Manga, Noodles, and repairs for clothing.
>None of which you were budgeted for right now.
"To think our paths of righteousness would cross in such mysterious ways. Fate had something to show us, I know it. Together we wil-"
>"Do you want me to kick you out?"
>You were on your knees with your head bowed before the light could even reach you.
"I'm sorry, Ma'am..."
>The purple mare was visibly distraught by your show of self so far.
>In her head she was having a quandry of her own.
>She let out an exasperated sigh, clearly not having expected THIS to wake up IN HER HOME.
>"It's never a scholar from another world, is it? Anyways...Listen, Saitama, I am the princess of Friendship. You don't have to silently beg me for mercy, okay? You're free to stay as you wish. I can tell you're not a bad guy, though we will have to work on the job issue."
>Damn.
>"But trust me, I'll help you, I swear. Firstly though, we'll need to go through some evaluations."
>Standing up slowly, you feel almost a little nervous as she begins to eye you up and down.
>"I mean, a being from another world, and clearly one in good fitness! I'm sure there's so much to hear from you, and only good things can come from properly understanding each other!"
>Aww, well now you were just blushing, smiling dopishly at being considered so unique.
>"I've seen creatures with body types like yours before, but none without any hair!"
>>25986711
Now we just need the monster association to be in here.
btw if saitama is gunna pummel any bad dudes, make sure you dont omit any grisly details that befits the manga bro.
>>25986318
>living life without bell peppers in your chili.
>>25986711
>Unbeknowest to you, of course, the level of raw power in your lungs being exerted touched the essence of a mare who rested in the shadows of her room, away from the light of day.
>A shout of anger and fury filled her mind, and for but a moment there was something beyond terrifying in her mind.
>More than a dream...
>A nightmare.
>Be Saitama.
>Be fucking pissed.
>Be not hiding it very well.
>It started with grinding your teeth in an attempt to calm yourself.
>It ended so far from that.
>You almost got lost in your fit of misery and envy.
"There's nothing wrong with being BAAAAAAALD!"
>The force behind your lungs was enough to throw the Princess into the hallway, where she proceeded to pick herself up, smile sheepishly and dash away while yelling back.
>"I'll show you to my friends later so you can meet everyone! Meetmedownstairswhenyou'refeelingbetterhaveanicestay!"
>You would've given chase to her to give her a proper piece of your mind.
>But another wind blowing by got you to shiver from the cold, a sneeze escaping your nose.
>You must've gotten lost in your anger but as clouds and rain began to dawn on the land it was exponentially colder.
>And you were still naked.
>Maybe you should find another room to stay in.
>Seeing as the day was merely beginning to start, you figured you could at least finish your morning routine.
>Thankfully the door to the bathroom was 'exactly' your size.
>Wonder how that happened...
>Not like anyone was gonna walk in on you anyways, it seemed like only Twilight lived here.
>Shit, Shower, Sh-...
>Shine...
>You spent a good 20 minutes cooling off in the warm water of the shower, though the place was a little small for you, so the image of you sitting with your knees pulled up to your chest in the tub would have to do.
>Soon you were properly cleaned and the ashes of your clothing were ridden from your body.
>"Hey Twilight, why is there a hole in the bathroom do-"
>>25986914
Saitama vs Cranky. Baldy fight.
Make it happen.
Follow it with Saitama vs Discord.
The one thing he can't punch away.
>>25986933
I remember when Boros said he would inevitably win because he could regenerate from anything. When Garou said he couldn't be touched.
Then Saitama punched them.
>>25986914
"Ah."
>Indeed.
>There was now a little lizard...thing standing on the otherside of the door.
>Thankfully he was small enough that the hole in the door left a spire up the center of your waist line.
>That would've been innapropriate.
>Slowly, and unassumingly, strapping your towel around your waist, you actually bother to open the door.
>And it snaps off it's hinges in your hand.
>To which you simply lean it up against the wall, face like stone.
"...Tell Twilight to take it out of my rent."
>The little guy just stands there, even as you walk right by him and out to the hallway towards the stairs.
>Definitely towards the stairs.
>You think this is the way to the stairs.
>You'll find it soon, don't worry.
>Be Purple Smart.
>It has been 2 hours now and Saitama is still upstairs.
>You've heard of needing time, but this was ridiculous.
>Could his species just be very emotional?
>Or maybe he forgot...
>Whatever it was, you had plans, and if he wanted to stay in today you guess that was fine, too.
>You suppose you can just let Spike see him later when he stops by.
>Writing a quick note to spike about your visitor, and not to be alarmed, you make your way to the door and head out to meet up with your friends.
>It was customary to have a meeting in your castle once in a while to discuss everyone's recent findings, their lessons, etc.
>And to go over the possibilities that could invade Equestria.
>You loved those times, you always prepared charts about the statistical odds and what comprehensible disaster could happen next.
>Better safe than sorry!
>Saitama can probably take care of himself, he seems reasonable.
>Meanwhile in the castle...
"Twiliiiiight! Anybodyyyy! Help me...I'm so lost..."
>Yeah, he'll be fine.
>Oh, you should let Rarity know he'll need a suit.
>>25987058
I love you anon.
Toasting in ebic bread
>>25986933
That's based on the assumption that he'd be able to hit Discord. Even Garou was no Chaos Lord.
>>25986711
Saitama
>>25987139
please don't start a powerlevel discussion, the ones on /a/ were bad enough
>>25987139
Shhh, you'll have fun, don't worry. You'll see.
>>25987058
>Speaking of whom, you see Rarity talking with Rainbow, who must have just got done bringing it the clouds for the shower today.
>They seem to be having a pleasant conversation, Rainbow not even bothered by the sprinkle.
>Rarity on the other hand has a coat and scarf, her umbrella, and of course boots.
>In her words; "If it isn't in a bath, Darling, it is only pure and vile mud."
>Being so afraid of an aqueous mineral compound, hah.
>Silly pony.
"Hey girls! I was just about to come get you!"
>Looking over, the two grin and approach, though Rarity fell behind a bit when Dash's landing nearly splashed her.
>"There you are, egghead! I was worried you'd be couped up in your castle again today. Where were you, anyways?"
>Rarity gently wiped herself clean of any remains of the ground whilst approaching in her dainty manner.
"Something, um...'unexpected' came my way but don't worry, it's fine. It was just a visitor that I'm sure you girls will meet in no time."
>Rarity herself was quick to speak up at the mention of a new face.
>"Oh my, a newcomer? Careful what you tell Pinkie, she might just feel the need to throw her-"
>Suddenly ow your ears.
>"DID SOMEONE SAY NEWCOMER?!"
>Defcon. Defcon.
>Ow...
>Heart rate returning to normal.
"Hiiii, Pinkie, yeah...um, he's a bit different. I was actually going to ask Rarity here if she'd be willing to meet him later because he doesn't have any good clothing right now. A bit of a travelling misadventure."
>The pink pony bounced practically on air out of excitement meeting someone new, as was customary around here.
>She could be so random.
>"Oh! Why, Darling, you needn't say any more! Once I meet him I'll be sure to schedule something right away. If I may ask, what's his name?"
"Oh, don't worry, I think he'd like to tell you himself. He has a bit of an introduction, but he's a nice guy! He's also not a pony, just putting that out there."
>>25987266
Keep doing it, its great
>>25987266
Call me a heretic, but would ponies be the best for this story? Or do humanized/anthro seem fitting? I can't tell (or care), but by default I'm using regular ponies.
>As if this meeting were fated by some power, you hear a quiet, timid voice pipe up from the sidelines and find Fluttershy approaching.
>"O-oh, did I hear about a new animal? Oh! Please tell me more, Twilight. If he isn't a pony, then what is he?"
>You couldn't help but smile in a friendly manner, thinking back on how Fluttershy used to be so averse to meeting anypony, pony or otherwise.
>The girl has grown so much.
>You all have, really.
>You've all learned and excelled, and friendship brought you all to newer heights than any of you could have ever imagined.
>"What's all this about sum new feller in the neighborhood?"
>Oh, how plot convenient, it's a pony named AppleJack.
>Surely she was here because she remembered the meeting at the castle, since you had all been making your way to said place.
"How nice of you to join us, AppleJack! Don't worry, it's simple really, he's in the castle. Once we're inside you can all see him, I know you came here for the friendship meeting, right?"
>Everything and everypony was right on schedule, as you expected!
>"Say what now? Oh, no, I forgot all about that. I was coming because I was following -That-."
>AppleJack pointed with her hoof to the skies which you followed curiously.
>What could have drawn her other than an important du- Oh.
>That...thing barreling towards you all.
>I see...
>Oh wait no thAT'S BAD-
"RUN!"
>You and the girls sprinted out of the path of this oncoming projectile which was distorting the air around it with it's speed.
>You were prepped with a defensive shield at the oncoming impact, which tore an immense crater into the ground before your castle.
>Debris being shot up into the air.
>The rain hovered, as if in slow motion, above the impact.
>And in the wreckage was...
>"Greetings, our fellow Royalty!"
>>25987650
>As if nothing fucking happened, you see Luna gleefuly prancing closer, hooves clacking on the occasional stone upturned from the earth.
>Her landing cleared the rain above her, she was still quite dry.
>Your mane dripped with soakage.
"Ah...hey, Luna...what brings you here?"
>You really hoped it was something important.
>Craters didn't make good lawn ornaments.
>Luna herself thankfully seemed to take on a rather serious expression however.
>"Ah, right, apologies. We are just socially awkward, and will express the correct opening to our entrance. *ahem*"
>Oh Celestia no no NO!
>"GREETINGS! Twilight, our companion in Equestrian defense, we come to you with a vision of terrible power, a force that plagues Ponyville with fury! We sensed it just this morning."
>Poor...poor Rarity.
>She wasn't prepared for the canterlot voice.
>The delicate mare was shivering with her fur matted beneath rain and mud and dust.
>She looked so miserable...
"Princess...if I may inquire, quietly, what is this matter of utmost urgency that should not be heard by as many ponies as physically possible?
>When you need to get told, you get told.
>Luna scrunched her muzzle in embarrassment, realizing that many ponies in the street were now wide awake and approaching the scene.
>"Eheh...um...but it's important..."
>You sigh in a fit of frustration with the incompetence you've been putting up with so far but let it slide.
>She was adjusting.
"Okay, well...we're all here, might as well hear you out. Would you like to come in with us and talk it over?"
>It would be a good time to discuss a matter of great importance while having the Friendship meeting.
>Perhaps this was just more good luck!
>"N-neigh! 'Tis not the time, nor the place! It is most urgent, and worst of all, you must not sense it, but the power came from WITHIN your castle!"
>Within?
>Oh...
"That was probably me blasting a hole in my wall, Princess...I have a visitor and he surprised m-"
>"Not that, silly pony! Much worse..."
>>25987804
>Worse...?
>Well, I mean she can't mean...
"Saitama...?"
>Luna seemed to be taken aback, surprised that you knew the name of this 'source'.
>"You know of it? Don't tell us, you're 'harboring' this entity?"
>It's just a naked, hairless creature.
>It's obviously Sapient, and though it looks strong you never felt threatened.
"Luna, I think you're mis-understanding. Look, come inside and I'll introduce you! Though I don't know where he is right now. I guess he's still in his room..."
>"You ARE harboring it! Twilight, listen to us, what we felt is something you don't want to mess with! This Saitama, whoever he is...wait..."
>...Huh?
"Wait for wha-"
>A hoof quickly plunged against your muzzle, silencing you with a shush, your friends looking at each other very worriedly, as were you.
>"Listen...do you hear it...?"
>You stopped for a moment, trying to hear past the rain, trying to find whatever it was that Luna was sensing.
>Hang on...
>There was something there.
>It was like a faint pressure building tension.
>There was a rumbling.
>You could feel it coming from...
>Your castle.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QImBolnTVH8 You might want this.
>*crash...*
>*crash.*
>*Crash.*
>*Crash!*
>Then you heard it...
>"Who designed this stupid CASTLEEEEEE!"
>*CRAAAAASH!*
>The wall of your castle shattered as a giant hole seemingly 'appeared' out of nowhere, exploding in a shower of crystal sparkles.
>And there flying through the hole...
>Buck Naked...
>His towel flowing in the wind...
>Fist outheld with a look of desparation and anger...
>Was Saitama flying through the air.
>Screaming his head off while chunks of your home flew straight at Luna.
>Excuse me, they flew straight into Luna.
>Who was no longer there.
>Instead, there only stood the panting form of your new house mate who almost looked about ready to shout again.
>That is until he stood up and looked around, realizing he was finally outside.
>"...Ah, it's Raining. Woops."
>>25982890
You'll bleed even more hen you gave birth to our children, my dear.
>>25987650
>anthro
Maximum heresy. Continue with full pone.
>>25988000
>Be a professional hero.
>Having just escaped his worst fear; Endless hallways.
>Currently you reside in the free outdoors.
>With Ponies everywhere, and I mean everywhere, staring at you.
>Turning around, you notice that Twilight is standing in front of her castle with a group of other colorful ponies.
>It was almost like they were made of candy.
>Not that you like sweet things too much.
>Your towel caught on a piece of outsticking stone as you turned fully to face them, seeing the enormous hole you just plowed into Twilight's castle.
>And you grinned.
>You dusted yourself and your hands off and smiled.
"That's better, now you can actually see where you're going in there! Twilight, sorry about the hole, I don't know how crystal houses work so if it's gonna be expensive can we talk it out first?"
>...they just stared.
>All in absolute shock.
>A white one with purple hair, covered in mud.
>A pink one with a mane as flat as paper.
>A yellow one trembling behind one of her friends, an orange one with her hat just dangling off her ear.
>And a blue one with a bright rainbow mane.
>Oh, and wings.
>Ah, maybe they could fly?
>Could you ride a flying pony?!
>This place was magical...
>...
"What are you all staring at?"
>Twilight very slowly shook as she raised her hoof at you...or wait.
>Behind you?
>Turning revealed only...
"Oh, another po-"
>The sound of an immense force colliding with your face marks the meeting between this new pony's hoof and you.
>The ground below cracks and gives way as you're buried up to your shins from the attack.
>The wizard is undeterred.
>As she gazes down at you with contempt in her eyes, several cuts along her cheeks and neck, you return the stare with one implying dangerous territory.
>Minutes seem to pass before the gust of the attack settles and you're left, unflinching, with her hoof against your shoulder.
>It takes her a long time to apparently notice she isn't hurting you.
>At all.
>>25982890
"Cool. Cuddle now?"
>>25988353
>In that moment, her eyes flash with shock and panic as she pulls away, spreading her wings and making great effort to get away to a safe distance.
>She flies fully overhead and lands near Twilight and her entourage, hooves braced hard enough to shake the ground faintly.
>Silly ponies.
"I'm going to assume that's just how you greet people in this world."
>Your voice is soft enough, and you hope she senses the plea for peace in this instance.
>It doesn't look like it's making it through.
>"Silence! We don't know what you are, but you will not put our ponies in danger!"
>Quickly raising your hands, you wave passive in front of you to signal that she's wrong.
"Wait, wait, no. You've got it wrong, I'm just staying here to-"
>She doesn't give you the time to explain yourself and simply charges up her horn with another glow like Twilight had.
>"I said silence, cur! Taste the fury of millenia built throughout my form! We shall not allow you to run rampant, now fall! Midnight Mirage; Nap time Cannon!"
>Well, at least some things never change.
>A huge flash erupts from her form as an aura of strangely spectral energy rips the world before her apart, shredding through the land and parting the clouds like oceans.
>It kinda tickles.
>...but it's hurting your eyes.
"Ahh...it's actually really warm..~"
>Hell, it was pretty, it was warm, and you weren't wet.
>Maybe this was nice of her after a-
>NOPE! Those were ponies screaming in terror behind you.
"Ah! W-wait, stop! You're going to hurt somepony, they might get a scraped knee!"
>But she obviously doesn't hear you from within this 'thing'.
>Yanking your legs from the dirt you begin to march towards her, the only real difficulty being the brightness of her attack.
>Like a candle, you pinch the tip of her horn between your finger and thumb, and almost instantly the laser disappears.
"There we go! No more temper tantrums now, okay?"
>She didn't respond, simply shivering with her eyes wide and pupils like specks.
>>25988487
>A huge flash erupts from her form as an aura of strangely spectral energy rips the world before her apart, shredding through the land and parting the clouds like oceans.
>It kinda tickles.
>>25988487Am I bringing honor to my family, yet?
"You might not like an idea, but being strong doesn't give you the right to make people's homes a battleground. You could've hurt someo- pony. Sounds a little familiar, right?"
>However, there's still no response, as she's starting to...is she glowing?
>Yep, uhuh.
>She's glowing now.
>Her horn stutters with electricity, or something.
>The others back away as she starts to spasm with an overload of raw power.
"Ah....eh?"
>Somewhere in Canterlot...
>Celestia was just beginning to start her day with a smile.
>So far everything was going pretty well.
>She had tea, she had a fairly overcast day so no big worries about the sun right now.
>She loved the smell of the rain on the grass and flowers, honestly.
>A large rain shower wasn't just what the plant life needed, she thought.
>And it wasn't a busy day since most business affairs weren't so active on rainy days so day court was more akin to checking up on all the things she wanted to focus on.
>Today was going to be a very productive and relaxing day from the looks of-
>*BOOOM*
>-it.
"Huh...when did this rock get in my throne room?"
>Productive Day.
"So note to self: Pinching a horn is like trying to hold it in when you go to the bathroom."
>Currently, you were standing in ponyville.
>Which consisted half, or less, of a village.
>Princess Luna, as you learned her name, was currently wrapped in bandages and receiving a stern talking to from another tall horse that appeared in a flash of light.
>Her name was Princess Coldesria...
>Wait no...
>Princess Felretnia?
>She was a Princess.
>Right now you were too busy being one with the statue as ponies all around you seemed angered that you attacked their princess and blew up half of their village.
>Some things never change.
>You just sat there with a robe over your form as Twilight and her friends had a little chat in front of her castle.
>Scratch that; In front of her lobby.
>>25988666
Yes, satan. Yes you are.
>>25988666
Family? Satan does not have a family I don't think. but you please me known the less
>>25988684
>>25988694
I did but invading the mortal realm is hard with Pic Related around.
>>25988666
>You were going to take advantage of the fact that the hole you made is no longer around.
>If you're lucky you might still be free of paying rent.
>Before you had a chance to be confronted by the exasperated lavender alicorn, however, you were instead approached by a white one.
>One which was actually quite tall, standing just slightly over you in height.
>Wow, so this was their leader or something?
>"Greetings, Saitama, isn't it?"
>Ah, it spoke!
>Wait, that was slightly racist.
"Oh, uh...yeah, nice to meet you. You're Princess, um..."
>Bad time to do this, brain.
>Thankfully she only chuckles at your forgetfullness and announces herself once more.
>In a much calmer fashion than the other one.
>"I am Princess Celestia, Co-ruler of Equestria and maintainer of the sun."
>Hold up.
>You make a subtle rewind motion with your hand while staring right through her.
"What do you mean by 'maintain' the sun?"
>She almost looked proud in that moment when you asked.
>The elegance radiating off of her form was beyond that of the comprehension of any pony she knew.
>Few could stand in her presence for long without feeling the tension of her raw power and passion.
>Not that she tried to be intimidating, but the care she put into every aspect of her being was apparent at a glance.
>"I am the matron of the sun, as my Sister is the matron of the moon. With my great magic I guide the sun along it's path to ensure that my ponies live every day in it's blessed light."
>She begins to monologue about her character.
>Which is familiar to you.
>"My power was granted to me thousands of years ago by my forefathers, and so on for them, the power of light itself. To carry not just strength but righteousness. I am Celestia, Alicorn incarnate. Surely Twilight told you of me?"
>Her eyes flitter, looking at you expectantly.
"Not even a little."
>>25988925
> not even a little
Something tells me that some problems are about to happen...
>>25988925Also actual namefag, not satan, sadly. I lied.
Also anybody notice how this thread gets thrown down pages, then silence?
>You waited.
>And waited a while.
>Her eyes stayed on you as if waiting for something.
>Her face didn't budge an inch but she must have been desperately waiting to hear you say something, anything, really.
>You just stared back.
>Eventually you can only assume she realized you were being serious and proceeded on.
>"We should certainly get a health evaluation done, and after we clean up Ponyville I will see to it that you have a place of your own to rest at whilst we get Twilight's home back in order. Does that sound fair?"
>Leaning on one leg, tilting your head casually, you found yourself a little curious about this whole 'evaluation' thing.
"What do you need to evaluate? I'm just a guy."
>A really bored guy who hopes he won't have to say goodbye to the Manga shop nearby.
>"Well, you're the first of your kind that we have seen here, so it's only natural that we would want to learn more about your kind."
>...Oh.
"Wait, you don't have humans here? I'm here on my own?!"
>Celestia's expression was mildly concerned, but mostly passive on the topic.
>"Mmm, nope. Can't say I've seen a species like you before. The closest otherwise would be a minotaur."
>Visions of your non-existent fanclub, girls waving signs with your name as you walked down the street after pummeling another mysterious being...
>Vanishing slowly...
>As a mortified expression grew on your face.
>"That is to say, once we get you evaluated, you'll be able to be registered as a citizen of equestria, perhaps even an ambassador of your race. You'd become very popular if you made the swing of being the first of your kind here."
>That was good and all but...
>"We would even provide a stipend as part of our endangered species protection act."
>Good enough for you.
"It will be an honor to be the ambassador for future peace, Princess."
>>25989223
really enjoying this mang
>>25989223
Pastebin?
>>25989223
This is good, writefag
>>25989309
Got one, will get this moved over before bed. Promise.
>>25989223
>Celestia seems happy enough with your answer.
>"Then I will ask that you be brought to Canterlot sometime soon, likely tomorrow, to discuss more about your appearance here and perhaps see what all you can do."
>She turned herself to look over the damage encompassing the town, shaking her head solemnly.
>"Though, regretfully, it seems a good portion of the efforts to come will be repairing Ponyville after my sister's meltdown. I'm terribly sorry about her, by the way. I'm glad everypony, you especially, came out alright."
"Ah, yeah. She's strong but she jumps to conclusions too fast. You really gotta control when she...'Blows up' like that. Badum-Tsh."
>You're pretty sure you saw Celestia visibly wince at your pun.
>But you also saw a smile at your light-heartedness.
>"Yes, well, just try to forgive her. She really does mean well, it's just that she can be brash with her behavior."
>Hmm...Has a heart of justice, is actually very powerful, is socially awkward, brash, quick to make decisions, and somewhat naive?
>Oh, you know someone like that.
>Come to think of it...
>You wonder how Genos is doing.
>Ahhhh, he can handle himself. No need to get worried now.
>He's probably continuing his duties as normal.
>Or he could literally be having a meltdown.
>You are a little anxious to go home now, actually.
>Granted you've seen far stranger things than this.
>But he hasn't.
>And this is all still pretty strange.
>Actually, you've taken this all in stride pretty well.
>Hmm...well, you still aren't hurt, so it's not like you're in danger.
>"Saitama!"
>The voice of Twilight reaches you as you turn around to see her standing near her friends, Celestia beckoning you to go talk with them.
>You could see the mixed reactions on their faces.
>From shock, to fear, to amazement, etc.
>Typical stuff.
>"*ahem*. Saitama, meet my friends, the elements of harmony."
>"Woah...he really 'is' an egghead."
>>25989520
Unfortunately, that'll have to do for tonight, as I'm losing focus. So I'll get this all moved into a pastebin and leave a link.
>>25989526
You certainly can't be this cruel..
>>25989565
http://pastebin.com/Yj23eN0r
I'm sure I don't know what you mean.Surely
Also, anyone let me know if the formatting is a bit weird anywhere. When making pastes, sometimes it moves lines down at random. It's an easy fix, just annoying to catch.
>>25982890
>"My brony powers and my inner autism are too strong for you Celestia. Surrender!"
>>25989681
>"Your terror ends here, Anonymous."
>'Heh. That's what you think.' He says, unsheathing twin katana's
>>25989730
nothin personnel
>>25989767
He almost looks 'good' with that thing, it's just so sad he's such an autistic fuck. When I first saw that gif I was actually thinking 'Hey, that's not bad actually' but then you hear him speak and see it 'in action' and you just...cringe.
>>25986861
Sunset Shimmer please go.
>>25989520
>Woah...he really 'is' an egghead."
Oh dear.
>>25989806
Can't argue with what he did, though. He's a preddy good citizen.
>>25989520
>He really 'is' an egghead.
You fucked up, Rainbow cunt.
Sheesh, almost page 8. Late night bump.
>>25988000
>look of desparation and anger...
>Saitama
You fucked up.
He has no such emotions
>>25985206
I watched one punch man because of this
fuck you, I didn't need more anime in my life
>>25990769
>Not knowing his hate for Mosquitoes.
>Not knowing his desperation for the sale down at the market.
He has them.
Just not when it matters.
>>25990796
He has them as comic relief.
>>25988666
HONOURABRU DISPRAY!
>>25986281
Saitama
Putting him in a room with windbagpone
>disgonbegud
>>25989520
GOD DAMMIT, DASH, DON'T PISS OFF THE CAPED BALDY.
>>25991057
I don't think he has his Cape yet
>>25990788
The struggle is real.
>tfw amazon.uk isnt selling opm vol 4
Who is saitama?
>>25991556
Main Character of One Punch Man
>>25983000
>Sweat pours down your forehead as you make a decisive strike crushing her defense.
>She roars out with laughter.
>"Hahahahahaha! Well played Anon, you are the first to get this far. But ill have you know, when i fight, i fight to the death!"
>She slams down her red checker piece aglow with her magic with the force of a thousand hooves.
>Brilliantly capturing a single black piece.
>"Now bow to your new queen! Soon you'll pay for you indiscretions, worm!"
>Game night is always so intense.
Bump for writefag
>>25991556
>Reading a story including Saitama
>Not knowing who Saitama is
>>25991484
He is, in fact, still naked. With an undersized robe.
Mamoru Takamura in Equestria.
>>25989520
>That Rainbow Haired cretin physically could not see as Saitama's form phased into existence before her.
>Staring down with a look that just wasn't having it.
>It almost felt like an eternity before Rainbow finally realized what was going on.
>The wind from your movement finally caught up and ruffled everypony's mane.
>You spoke in a deceitful whisper.
"What did you just say to me, you little horse?"
>Though you could see the shock in her eyes, this one must have had some sort of complex.
>She quickly shook her head and then lifted herself off the ground to look at you.
>"You...you heard me, Bald-"
"You wanna fuckin' go?!"
>You were all up in her face now.
>"U-uh, haha! I bet I could run laps around you, b- uh, big guy. How about it? If you can catch me, I'll apologize."
>She landed daintily on the ground before trotting away and looking back at you.
>That smug grin on her face.
>You wondered what a bald pony would look like.
>You were morbidly curious now.
"Alright then. I dare you. Run."
>Twilight attempted to interject before anything could happen, though.
>"S-...Saitama? I know you're strong but racing Rainbow is a bad idea! She's the fastest flier in ponyville, and maybe even Equestria!"
>Don't care don't care don't care
>"She might be reckless at times but I assure you she doesn't mean bad. She just doesn't think before she acts!"
>Don't care don't care don't care
>"Let's not let this turn into a conflict, okay? L-look, we can-"
"Don't care don't care don't CARE!"
>This time it was Rainbow who spoke up, arrogance rising in her tone.
>"Yeah, Twilight, this is between us. And don't worry, it's as one-sided as you think. I'll have this guy worn out before you can even blink!"
>You dig your heels into the ground, ready to floor this asshole.
>She takes a stance in turn preparing to lift off.
>She thinks you can't catch her in the air.
>She will be missed.
>"Reaaaady?"
>She spreads her wings in preparation.
>"Seeeeeet?"
>...
>"G-"
>*FIST*
>>25995606
>She wasn't an inch off the ground before you dug her back in with a swing.
>Granted you didn't hit her 'that' hard.
>She only had an imprint in the dirt.
>Your first always smoked after you punched something, don't worry.
"Teach you to badmouth a guest you little fucking bird-thing."
>You took a step back from the groaning mess currently eating mud.
>She was very slowly getting up, yanking her head from the ground with a gasp.
"Now, apologize."
>The shock and confusion on her face were glaring in her eyes.
>Oh boy, she better not be-
>"That's not fair! I-i didn't even say go! Yeah, that's it, didn't even let me!"
>You've got to be kidding me..
>"I deserve a 10 second head start for that one, jerk! I'm not apologizing unless you catch me fair and square!"
>You could visibly see how she took off the first time.
>Granted it was a centimeter or two at most.
"What are you talking about? If anything you were cheating. You were lifting off before you even said go."
>Her eyes shifted left and right nervously.
>Yeah, she knew you were right, too.
>"N-nuhuh! I don't know where you're getting these crazy ideas but this time I'm gonna say go and then YOU have to count to ten!"
>Why did they always have to make these things difficult on you?
>You don't even have a home.
>Picking on the homeless isn't cool.
"Fine. But if I catch you then, you still have to apologize. AND admit that you tried to gyp me."
>The turn of her head tells the story itself, nervous bite to her lip.
>"Sure, but that's ONLY if you catch me, then maybe I'll LIE about having tried to cheat!"
>You could see the orange one in the back look suspiciously towards the blue mare at that comment.
>Looks like she had something to say too, but she didn't get a chance.
>"Alright! Let's try this again. Reeeeady..."
>Once again, Twilight tried to step in.
>"Rainbow, wait! This is getting out of hoo-"
>"Seeeet..."
>You slowly took a breath, waiting.
>"On your maaark..."
>Come on...
>"Aaaan-"
"Just go already!"
>>25995701
>Saitama hits RD
>RD isn't dead
>>25995701
>Apparently she took that as 'your' way of saying go because she was off like a bullet after that.
>The ground beneath her cracked greatly as she lifted off.
>Poor ground.
>You've been through so much today.
>The wind which followed would've been considered impressive if any...'pony' were around to see it.
>She was already an immense distance away by the time the dust settled.
>Twilight stared at you for a moment, then back to rainbow dash, then back to you in a panic.
>"W-wait, you're actually giving her the ten second head start?"
>Turning your head, she could tell you didn't quite understand what she meant.
>"She's already so far away! You won't make it if you-"
"Twilight."
>And she was shut.
"Just relax. I'm gonna make her apologize."
>"But...but..."
"One."
>You counted, though you always sucked at pacing.
"Two."
>Way ahead, Rainbow looked over her shoulder at the swiftly shrinking Ponyville, laughing to herself.
"Three."
>"What a loser! Talking big and then acting all tough.-"
"Four."
>"I can't tell if he started counting, *snrk*, Or he's just that slow! Hahahaha!"
"Five."
>"I thought he stood right in Luna's laser but it must have been a trick of the light. Luck only gets you so far, jerk!"
"Six."
>Nopony around you could comprehend what would happen in the next few seconds.
"Seven."
>The mare just kept flying and flying.
"Eight."
>Target locked...
"Nine."
>You put on your game face...
>Rainbow POV!
>Obviously the best pov out there.
>Not that you knew what Pov stood for.
>Poverty?
>Nah, that was the new guy.
>Anyways, you lost track of time but you think 8 or 9 seconds passed.
>You're going too fast to care.
>Heck, you feel good!
>At this speed you could break a rainboom even.
>You doubt he could even withstand a rainboom.
>"Ten."
>>25995748
He can pull his punches y'know.
>>25995836
this is gonna be good
>>25995836
>And then it happened.
>Faster than you could even comprehend.
>You turned your head to the sound which echoed clear as day.
>And saw the fading image of a being who really couldn't be assed.
>And the slow motion of his hand swinging towards your face.
>It occurred in the very last seconds of what may as well have been your life.
>That sound you heard wasn't him saying ten as he approached.
>It was his sheer speed carrying the sound waves of his voice over the span of catching up to you.
>Fast enough that the vibrations couldn't disperse.
>High impact fistual violence.
>You bid this world farewell.
>Back at the castle.
>Twilight was currently watching the spot formerly known as the place where Saitama had been standing.
>Along with the other mares and Luna who had been nearby.
>The only one not watching it was Pinkie herself who instead turned to try and see where in tartarus he went.
>"Oh! Oh! Girls, look over there, I think Rainbow's winning!"
>You swiftly look off to the distance and follow Pinkie's gaze.
>"See? She pulled a rainboom!"
>Over the horizon you could in fact see what looked like a rainboom only...
"Why is it aimed at the ground?"
>Next to you the baffled farm mare threw in her two bits as well.
>"Or 'Rainbow-y' for that matter?"
>Then you notice something approaching...
>Oh Celestia...
"Is that him with Rainbow over his shoulder?"
>Being a hero is hard work.
>When you put up with bratty little pegasi like this.
>Not everyone wanted to be the little filly, you always reminded yourself.
>As you paraded back to ponyville with an unconscious mare over your shoulder, you marched your march.
>Because perhaps finally you would get some peace and quiet.
>That is until you said 'Hi'.
"Hi."
>"Oh my gosh! What happened?! Is she okay?!"
>Twilight was all up in your grill as soon as you stepped up to the castle grounds.
>She carried Rainbow off of you with her magic and placed her on the ground.
"Oh...yeah...she'll be fine."
>You think.
>>25995978
>High impact fistual violence.
fucking gold
>>25995978
>You bid this world farewell
Great job saitama, that's one less pone we get to fuck when we find the portal you went in to get to Equestria
I need a drawfag for this greentext, only to generate /a/OPMfag butthurt, they are still fresh.
>>25995978
>Twilight still seems to be hyperventilating over Rainbow.
>Said pegasus still had a look of utter shock frozen on her face.
>It was several minutes before they finally woke her from the stupor she was in.
>You might have hit her a little 'too' hard.
>That impact turned out to be visible from here.
>Hopefully no one pays attention to the crater.
>Shaped like a pony.
>Rainbow finally got back up to it, and looked around.
>Taking in her surroundings, she looked quite lost.
>"What happened...? Why am I back here?"
>Immediately the pink one began yelling about amnesia and doing ridiculous checks to try and jog her memory.
>You think all the yelling and shaking was only making the mare nauseous, though.
>"Come back to me, Rainbow Dash! Don't forget all those times we spent together!"
>You wonder if you could legitimately fill a glass with those tears.
>Before you can even consider such possibilities, Rainbow manages to push Pinkie off and stand up.
>"Pinkie, knock it off! I'm not brain dead, okay? Last I knew, I was flying over the forest. And then I could've sworn I saw...HIM come out of nowhere!"
>Her hoof pointed to you, where everypony's eyes soon followed.
>The Orange one soon stepped up and put her hoof on 'Rainbow's shoulder.
>Come to think of it you JUST learned her name.
>It's as unimaginative as you predicted.
>"Listen, Sugarcube. Ah think he won! We heard him count ta nahn, and then he was off."
>Her hoof pointed out over to the patch of rain clouds circling an empty spot in the forest.
>"Couple seconds later there's a bang over th' forest and we could'a sworn you'd pulled a rainboom."
>That's when Pinkie decided to return.
>"Well, we thought, but it didn't look like a rainboom! I mean, it was big, and cool, and windy, but it wasn't rainboom-y! It was also aimed right at the ground! I mean, why would you be doing a rainboom into the ground? That doesn't make any sense, it's just dangerous, and-"
>Oh my god make it stop.
Next step: buck all apples from trees in AJ family garden with ONE CLAP of hands?
>>25996136
>Oh my god make it stop
>>25996171
It's not just apples he's going to buck if you know what I'm saying
>>25996136
>"I was gonna bake you a celebration cake to celebrate, hehe! I mean, what else, right? Bu- MMPH!"
>Oh thank you, Twilight's hoof.
>Your face was visibly darkening as the voice went on.
>"What she means to say is, we're not sure what happened, but Saitama carried you back over his shoulder. We can only assume he caught you."
>Rainbow seemed to absorb this information slowly as she looked to all her friends who nodded solemnly at her defeat.
>In her mind, it was more like her humiliation.
>"But...but...didn't he count to ten? Nopony can catch me in a race, let alone with a headstart! I bet he didn't keep to his word! There's no way he counted to ten!"
>Stomping her hoof, you could see the tinge of pain in her eyes as she spoke.
>It wasn't that she was denying losing bu-
>Ooooh...
>"It's just- I just..."
>Maybe you went a little far...
>Once again, the orange pony approached Rainbow from the side with a stern tone in her voice.
>"Now listen here, Rainbow. If'n he tells us that he caught you, we'll have to believe him. As far as we know, he came back with you. We heard'em countin', don't think you can lie to us. Not ta me, now."
>Why did Rainbow suddenly have to look so sad and adorable with those big beady eyes of hers?
>"So...I really did lose even after all that..?"
>The white one stepped in shortly after to speak her mind with that...dainty voice of hers oh lord.
>"Perhaps after how crude you acted it is what you deserved. Maybe now you will think twice before exerting that ego of yours, hmm?"
>You could only watch as Rainbow shrank back further under the gaze of her friends.
>They were taking your side, which was nice, but...
>"A-and it's not very nice of you to point out a n...new pony's differences, Rainbow."
>Gah, fuck!
>You forgot that yellow one was there.
>Was she even part of this group?
>"You should, um, apologize! If that's okay with Saitama..."
>This was bad.
>You had no experience with considerate personalities.
>>25996225
>Saitama
>Bucking
I could never, in a millennium, imagine Saitama doing such things.
He could potentially destroy something he bucks
>>25996281
>You forgot that yellow one was there.
>Was she even part of this group?
Holy shit you just made me spill my drink
>>25996325
fuck, I just realised he was talking about Fluttershy.
I thought it was ment to be a background pony joke about AJ.
Now I feel like an idiot.
>>25996281
>Rainbow, visibly backed into a corner by her friend's accusations seemed to be nigh speechless.
>"B-but..."
>You sigh gently.
>Well, there are worse moments to throw in the towel, you suppose.
"What are you girls talking about? I didn't catch Rainbow."
>...
>All eyes are on you now, wide with surprise.
"You don't think I could catch someone that fast, do you? I mean I'm quick, but by the time I was out there, she was already out."
>Looking between each other quietly and awkwardly, the girls seemed to try to exchange mutual thoughts.
>Twilight stepped up to speak rationally, calling out your denial of the obvious.
>"But, um...Saitama, you carried her back and you didn't exactly crawl out of the starting line!"
"Uhuh?"
>You were too busy cleaning out a particularly annoying clump in your ear.
>You think it had a bit of a feather in it.
>"Uhuh...and shortly after you ran after her, we saw the shockwave. Didn't you stop her in flight?"
>Rainbow herself seemed almost concerned with what you were saying.
>Until it slowly dawned on her.
"Yeah, she must have been so far ahead she skimmed a tree or something. I ran out there and found her on the ground. I was so panicked I ran her back to you girls."
>As the 5 of them went over what they thought happened, you couldn't help but watch Rainbow, who seemed intent on staring you down now.
>You were getting some glances from the orange one, too.
>Suspicious ones.
>Ain't no mare gonna read your pokerface, though.
>She spoke up to try and get 'the truth' out of you.
>You knew how to throw her kind off.
>"So y'all're sayin' that ya didn't catch Rainbow? And that ya don't want her ta say she's sorry?"
>You put on a face that read of slight embarrassment, running your hand along the back of your neck.
"Well, even if I did, I still sorta cheated, didn't I?"
>Everypony around you gasped at each other.
>Funnily enough, Rainbow looked like she got it.
"You only heard me count to nine, didn't you?"
>>25986318
Oh please, one who is so great and wise, share with us the knowledge of proper chili, then.
>>25996489
S-Sensei.......
>>25996555
OH FUCK
>>25996555
trips confirm
the feels are real
>>25996489
When will the discord commence?
>>25996603
Plotwist: they end like a bros
>>25996489
truly, the saikyou hero
>>25996555
"Genos...Millions are dead"
>>25996489
>Silence...
"I got bored and started running after that. Even if I caught her, I guess she doesn't have to apologize or anything so, either way, I still didn't win."
>Blink.
>Blink.
>...
>Then a voice.
>"I heard a ten..."
>Turning your head, you meet Rainbow's eyes directly.
>She's looking at you with a sad stare.
>"While I was flying. You said it! You caught up with me, I saw you! "
>...
>Sigh.
"Haaa? What, are you stupid? How would I have caught up to you in less than a second?"
>The ponies were taken aback by your suddenly gruff tone, as you grimaced at the little multi-colored horse.
"You really hit your head, huh? I bet you didn't even have much in there to begin with. Seriously, do I look aerodynamic to you?"
>Sure, it wasn't the best feeling to see the others' faces turn a bit more sour at your attitude.
>But then again...
"We're not friends, geez. What're you, trying to cover for me? Everyone saw me lose, don't call me a liar, too."
>Some things never change.
"Next time, I'll really do you in. Just you wait."
>There was quiet in the air as you turned around and faced away from the group, slowly starting to walk away from the castle towards Luna.
>You could hear the whispers going back and forth.
>"Ugh, the nerve! She was only trying to be nice to him..."
>"Back at the farm we'd of bucked his face in for that kinda behavior!"
>"It makes Rainbow's attitude seem a little less rough don't you think?"
>They and a few of the oncoming background ponies came together from your little shouting fit, talking about the strange thing you were.
>But there were a few who could understand you.
>That's what mattered, you think.
>It might've seemed trivial at the time, but you suppose that's only because you didn't know what it was like.
>Having your friends turn on you for your humiliation.
>Friends...
>Being a hero is hard work.
>>25996915
Saitama, you.....
>>25996915
>why is he always to the point?
>why is he always gonna be a great hero?
>see this thread
>Oh cool, OPM in Equestria
>Start to read
Holy fuck, this has to become a new general
>>25996915
>As you distanced yourself from the group you almost shook up, you contemplated what life would have been like if you never became a hero.
>Would things be all that different?
>I mean other than the fact that the world would've ended several times over.
>Well, that's not necessarily true.
>There were other very strong heroes back home.
>You would probably still be in a run down place.
>Not much to do when you don't have great power.
>But is it really so different from having too much of it?
>At least you would've still felt the joy of risk.
>You did miss those days..
>"Excuse me..."
>Ah.
"Huh?"
>Turning your head, you could see that a certain blue mare had followed you around the building.
>She didn't look sad or angry still, but she was obviously upset.
"What do you want? Didn't I tell yo-"
>"I'm sorry..."
>...Huh?
>You turned to look at her fully, her eyes had trouble meeting yours after a bit.
"...Sorry for what, huh?"
>This didn't look easy for her but she finally settled on a smile.
>"I said...I'm sorry, for calling you...you know. E-even if you didn't win, I gueeess I can let this one slide. I thought you were a jerk but I suppose I didn't make it any better."
>Alright, you couldn't help it.
>You smiled a little bit.
>She obviously wasn't 'that' stupid, she knew what she saw back there.
"Well, next time let's just agree to disagree, okay? Now get going back to your friends, alright furball?"
>You made to walk away once more, back turned to her.
>"I'm lookin' at one, big guy."
>...
>Heh.
"Sure thing, Rainbow. Sure thing."
>Being a hero could be rewarding work too, you guess.
>"Like you said, next time. Okay?"
>She had a smug look on her face again.
>Turning towards her, you gave her a toothy grin, and a stoic thumbs up.
"Work hard until then.Silly pony"
>Rainbow wasn't sure what it was in that moment, but as he turned to leave, she swore she saw something...waving in the wind. The very image before her was like that of...a hero.
>>25997137
you're doing God's work, Anon
Please, never stop
>>25997137
Been a while since I have said this but u am enjoying this green
>>25996972"Stop taking the power ups, King.
>>25997137
>A call from Twilight brought Rainbow out of her stupor.
>Shaking her head she couldn't help but smile, and laugh.
>Not her usual taunting laugh.
>There was something softer about this one...
>She had to save her image.
>"Whatever you say, baldy! See you around!"
>Wait a minute.
"What did you just-"
>Turning to see her already bolting around the castle to her friends, you grit your teeth.
>You couldn't help but chuckle behind the tension though.
>In fact it sorta just died down into a vague little laugh.
>You'll let her go for this time.
>"Our thanks, Sir Saitama, for letting her go as well."
>These ponies keep sneaking up on you, man.
>You're worried you're gonna accidentally punt one.
>Worst of all it was one of the tall ones.
"Oh...I don't know what you're talking about. Just saying that now."
>She looked to you with a knowing smirk, circling around to the other side of you and gazing up at the sky.
>"By the way, I should just warn you now that as strong as you may be, if you actually 'had' hurt Rainbow, one of the bearers of the elements of harmony and a citizen of Equestria..."
>She quickly closed in, her muzzle by your ear with a playfully devilish tone.
>"We would likely have sent you to the moon for transgressions against our nation. Murder is very much so looked down upon."
>She then proceeded to back off, still grinning.
>She personally thought she had scared you good.
"The moon, huh...?"
>Flashback...
>"-nergy released from my body is turned into a propelling force, elevating speed and power beyond the limitations of living flesh!"
>Present.
>You liked that guy.
>He was fun.
"I was there once. It's very cold up there, to be honest."
>"Uh..Huh?"
"I just jumped back to earth, though. I don't think that'll work."
>To describe the look on Luna's face as you turned your head back to her, you would have to discover a way to combine a mortified expression with an offended glare.
>>25997330
ANON I LOVE YOU YOU BEAUTIFUL FAGGOT
>>25997330
>To describe the look on Luna's face as you turned your head back to her, you would have to discover a way to combine a mortified expression with an offended glare.
Pretend One Punch Man was never written, but this story still was just like it is. Would any of you actually enjoy it or would you call it trash due to him being a Mary Sue?
Cause I'm have a sort of existential crisis on being a hypocrit right now
>>25997330
>"You...JUMPED..."
"Mhm."
>"From the moon. To the earth."
"Exactly."
>Apparently this concept was hard to grasp.
>I mean, you saw on tv once that the moon wasn't 'that' far away from the earth.
>Or something.
>"We...we need to go lay down."
"Uh, you gonna be alright?"
>"Yes! Yes...just go see Twilight, she should be able to help you afford a room somewhere. I'm...going back to bed."
>With that the dazed looking mare began to unsteadily trot away.
>You wonder what you said wrong.
>You'll learn one day.
>Priorities, priorities.
>"Saitama!"
>Speak of the devil, there's Twilight now.
>"Saitama, Saitama! There you are. Why did you do that!?"
"Do what?"
>"Why did you cover up like that?"
"Because it's cold."
>...
"Twilight, I'm cold."
>...
>You took a glance over at the damaged castle, which was still pretty much just rubble.
"Also, we're homeless."
>"I know..."
"Might wanna get that fixed."
>"Let's just go find a place to stay for the night, Saitama..."
"Haaai!"
>With that you marched, as carelessly as you always do, behind the distraught mare towards your new home.
>At least for a while.
>Come to think of it, you hadn't even thought about going home in the past 3 and a half hours since you've been here.
>You've sort of had bigger matters to consider.
"Oh my god, I'm naked!!"
>"Saitama!!"
>"It's not my fault, Twilight! I HAD clothes when I came here!"
>"D-don't pin this on me! You looked like a rabid animal!"
>"Yeah, well- Vrrtz"
>The monitor wirred as the screen faded to black, the dark room aglow with the outline of a towering figure amidst his throne.
>It's red eyes glaring into nothingness as a single name echoed from his whispers.
"Saitamaaa...."
>>25997507
I hadn't even heard of One Punch Man before this, and I think this is fucking hilarious
>>25997507
anon we do not discus these thingsbecause i dont know
>>25997507
It'd still be One Punch Man, wouldn't it? It's not like we expected much when we read the original ONE comic. Personally, a rose by any other name, as they say. Even the original author didn't expect much when he first made it. Saitama is, in himself, the essence of trope inversion. Though I'd be madly honored if I could be the originator of something so amazing.
>>25984194
You ain't knocking celestia to the floor without getting a 3 star, star punch just dodge and weave baby find that opening and JAB
>>25997557
Oh shit, an arc? Fuck yes.
>>25997589
Will you continue to write?
will we find out who the red-eyed figure is or will you abandon us?
please so you will continue writefriend.
>its cold
>>25997713
Don't worry, I will deliver more soon. There are darker powers at work here, young here.
Also upated the pastebin, and to make finding the link easier; http://pastebin.com/Yj23eN0r
Thoughts so far?
>>25997752
>Thoughts so far?
Pic related
>>25997752
10/10 please continue
>>25982890
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>>25997752
>>25997713
I'm crying tears of joy. My favorite comedy anime and my favorite show clumped up so perfectly.
Its like I'm dreaming of this happening and its turning into story form in front of my eyes.
>tldr; I love you
>>25997808
Aww, that's just about adorable. Alright, well, I gotta make a run down to the store real quickly first but once I get back I'll have more to go. I've got a bit of a draft for ideas so I should be good for a little bit. I should be back in, mmm...40 minutes-ish? It's just a quick run.
For the record; Yes I will likely be making up shit. Characters, stories, awesome attack names. You'll just have to wait and see.
>>25995978
He was speedwalking
>>25997927
Godspeed, writefriend...
>>25997927
Will you ever write an arc where saitama becomes a villian from being too powerful and destroys equestria? In one punch? Basically a what if bad ending?
Bump
>>25998216
>Not quite understanding the point of Saitama.
Well I'll keep the thought in mind. Also, that took a lot longer than it was supposed to. But I'm back.
>>25998569
our lord and savior returns!
tell us oh greatness, what have you witnessed during your travels?
was there anything standing out in particular?
>anything like so?
>>25997557
>A mare's embrace.
>That's- That was...
>The name of the hotel you and twilight were going to be staying at.
>It was apparently the most popular in the city right now.
>Namely because it was the only hotel in the city right now.
>You and Twilight had been given express reservations, along with Spike who turned out to be a dragon.
>You knew your perception of your opponents was warped after all these years but damn.
>You must be getting old.
>But from the little you saw of this hotel before you and Twilight departed for 'Carrots-sell buttik' or whatever, you saw what the place was like.
>At first it was befitting of it's praise, since it looked well maintained and everything.
>Then you got to the theme behind the place.
>As it turned out, the other half of it's name came from the fact that it's caterers were all female, and though you didn't understand it in the slightest, they were apparently dressed 'skimpy'.
>That doesn't even make sense to you considering the Princess of Friendship is actually dressed in less than you are right now.
>This was also when the disturbing revelation hit you that 90% of the inhabitants of this town are, in fact, naked.
>What made that both relieving and disturbing is that you still haven't seen any of their 'parts'.
>You're still too nervous to ask Twilight so you just don't say anything.
>Instead she guides you, apparently making noises that you aren't listening to about the history of Ponyville, to a building.
>A building that does not belong here.
>Untouched by the oncoming battle, despite it's proximity to the explosion.
>Stands a circus.
>What you marvel at even more than it's safety is that everything AROUND it is gone.
>And you can find seemingly no explanation for this.
>You know people who would have a field day with this stuff.
>Twilight graciously gave the door a good knock.
>"Welcome to carousel boutique the ONLY fabric store in t- Twilight! And...you."
>It just never ends, does it?
>>25998735
>>25998604
Merely a vision of great and terrible things to come. You know, the usual.
>>25998735
"Why do you have a clothing store if nobody wears anything?"
>All together abandoning further greetings, the mare turns on her hoof and scoffs at you.
>"Why of course I wouldn't expect one such as yourself to understand!"
>Twilight, in turn, groaned and desperately tried to reach out.
>"Rarity, please wait!"
>You've come to learn the crown means nothing.
>"This is by far the most elegant of establishments! My life's work portrayed in only the most fantastique of business with a repertoire of royalty!"
>Points for the alliteration.
>"And you, monsieur, are um...how do I say this, Tu n'es pas dans style."
>You could hear her giggling as she added the inflection into her tone.
>You don't speak german but you're pretty sure you know what she's saying.
"Oh. Actually, that's sorta why we're here. This robe is way too small."
>You make a point of lifting your arms to show that this robe barely covered up your lower parts.
>It was built for the length of a pony's form, which was still just a bit too little.
>Thankfully Twilight knew how to talk to this animal.
>"Y..yes, well anyways. Rarity, Saitama here had a bit of a run-in with me back at the castle this morning and by golly his clothes just up and disappeared-"
"She tore my clothes off."
>"Saitama!"
>"Twilight!"
>"Rarity, it's not what you think!"
>But it looked like Rarity was having none of that.
>She turned away and simply covered her eyes, as if removing the thought from her head all together.
>In time to miss your playful smirk.
>"Just...just tell me why you're here."
>Twilight seemed completely defeated, you could see the gravity of her embarrassment as she hung her head low.
>"We just...need some outfits for Saitama."
>You almost couldn't see the speed at which Rarity spun around with stars in her eyes.
>"Of COURSE I'll design for your new friend! Oh I've always wanted to work on different species!"
>>25998909
"Well that was fast..."
>You're almost a little bothered by how shallow that looked on her.
>Good thing she has you as a new mannequin, geez.
>"Well I'm not the element of Generosity for nothing, Darling!"
>Element of...
"Ah, that's right!"
>*insert traditional fist in palm realization*
"Twilight, you were talking about these elements of Harmony, right?
>Groggily looking up at you, you could see the energy draining from her visage.
>This was obviously not how her day was supposed to go...you kinda feel bad.
>"Yeah...what about them?"
"...Could you, um...tell me about them?"
>"*GASP* Oh my gosh! YES! I LOVE history lessons! Wait right here, I'm gonna go grab my notes! Wait, I can teleport!"
>To which she proceeded to poof from existence in a flash of your disbelief.
>Only to reappear with a literal mountain of books and notes next to her.
"W-woah...how...where did you get those?! I thought your castle blew up!"
>"Oh, heh! I keep several copies of every single notebook I've ever written and then copies of those and why WOULDN'T I have an underground storage system throughout ponyvile in the event I'd need several copies of notes?!"
>That was not a sane smile on her face.
>Meanwhile, Rarity who was somehow oblivious to this happening had already prepped a stage for you to try on various outfits.
>You don't think you can punch this situation...
"Ah...it looks like god has died..."
>2 minutes later.
>You stand on the stage with Twilight rambling at your side and Rarity at the other with a measuring tape.
>"And over 2000 years ago when Princess Celestia had been crowned as new ruler of Equestria instead of Countess of Canterlot she brought the spirit and knowledge of Friendship to every home-
>"-lements were used many times in the past with the defeat of great foes such as Nightmare moon and-"
>"-Origin lies in none other than the tree of harmony lying deep in the Everfree forest, home to many mysteries-"
>Oh.
>My.
>God.
>>25999067
>That was not a sane smile on her face.
"Ah...it looks like god has died..."
Writefriend, stop, I'm drowning!
Theirs too much spaghetti!
We've clearly reached a point we should have stopped.
Let's keep going and see what happens.
>>25999067
>And every new chapter Rarity came rushing out with some new fashionable outfit for you to try on.
>Modifications of existing outfits that seemed oddly familiar.
>Chapter 1 she had you measured.
>Chapter 3 had you in a grey suit with a red tie with the initials J.J. on a handkerchief and flowing brown-ish black wig.
>Chapter 6 threw you in an outfit frighteningly similar to Metal Bat's school uniform, only green. Pompadour included.
>Chapter 34 had youa blue coat with khaki shorts, tennis shoes, and a red cap turned backwards with a bandage on your forehead for good measure.
>That one also had a school backpack for some reason.
"Why do they all have wigs...?"
>You're pretty sure you can feel your teeth rounding as you've got vains poppings out through your neck and forehead after chapter 44.
>Then that dainty voice hits you again.
>"Oh, and I have this one based on a beautiful drama about a man with no emotions an-"
>From the other side.
>"Chapter 53 the meaning of harmony-"
>Somewhere...
>Deep in your mind...
>A twig snaps.
>Outside Carousel Boutique.
"SHUT UUUUUP!"
>You're so sorry this place had windows.
>And visitors at the door.
>You stand panting, as the two ponies which were beside you lay in clumps of clothing and books.
>The books start talking first.
>"Maybe we should just...paraphrase. Okay, Rarity?"
>"Indeed..."
>It took a few minutes, Twilight using her magic to help clean up the mess when finally the books and clothes were gone.
>You were sat down with your head against your hands which were folded up on your lap.
>The two were sitting somewhat nervously next to you after that whole ordeal.
"Listen...Rarity..."
>"Y-yes, Darling?"
>She's watching for your triggers now.
>But you have something important to hold onto.
>Standing, the light above your shining head, you speak.
"I...am a hero. A fighter for justice. A man of action."
>For a moment you could've seen the growing magic in her eyes.
>The wonder.
"I need Sweat pants."
>>25999267
I never saw that point, neither should we stop.
>>25999275
>"Wwwwwhat."
>She's as astonished by your courage as you expected.
"A true hero...lives on a small budget and a modest life! A white t-shirt and sweatpants is all I need!"
>Twilight is currently holding her hoof to her face as you look into nothingness with determination.
"Also...my hero suit would be wonderful."
>"Hero...suit."
>You nod your head, eyes closed in contemplation.
"It's yellow, touch, and has a long white cape. Also the gloves and boots are red."
>Rarity's mind has to really struggle to take in this sheer testament to his...his Heroism, we're going with that.
>"I'm...going to need a drink, dears. Let's just get this over with."
>That's the spirit.
>Rarity steadily exits the room, removing the fancy fabrics and styles from sight while Twilight shakes her head.
>"That poor mare."
"Mhm..."
>...
>"Well, I'm sure she'll do...a job. So there's that! Anyways I suppose now I can give you the streamlined version of my lecture."
"Please do, Miss Twilight."
>The respectful tone in your voice must have taken her by surprise.
>"Oh...well in that case, um.."
>She clears her throat before using her magic to dim the lights a little bit.
>You guess it's more atmospheric that way.
>"The elements of Harmony, to put it simply, are ancient relics born far before the time of the two sisters; Celestia and Luna. Their origin is rather unknown in the long-run but they are...gems, you could say. 6 Jewels, to be exact."
>You give her a faint nod to signal that you're following.
>Rarity, in the meantime, carries some piles of simple fabric and a bottle of red wine over to her sewing table.
>And- Goodness that's a loud machine.
>"And the eleme- *WHIIRRR* Elements encom- *WHIRRR* Oh for Celestia's sa *WHIIRRR*"
>Twilight hops to her hooves in frustration and quickly casts a spell which locks you and her in a bubble.
>Very pretty bubble.
>"THANK. FFF- Lessons...lessons..."
>She's trembling.
>"One moment...Okay, I'm good."
>>25999409
>To avoid her blowing up the boutique, most likely, you just nod your head.
>"The elements encompass 6 great virtues which all embody the essence of Friendship. They're what brought my friends and I together, by tying our fates with their power."
>She uses her horn-thing to create a hologram image of 6 little stones, each of a familiar shape...
>"There are 6 elements for me and my friends, 6 in all! Kindness, laughter, loyalty, honesty, generosity, and the final element: Magic."
>6...Twilight, AppleJack, Rarity, Rainbow, Pinkie...
>You're forgetting something.
>Hmm...not important right now, at least.
"Wait...why is Magic an element?"
>Twilight just smiles a genuine, emotional smile to you.
>"Because, Saitama. Friendship IS Magic. In every friendship is something unexplainable. Something you couldn't uncover even with ages of dissection of friendship structures. Something that brought many wise ponies to a foolish end. It's Magic!"
>Mmm.
>Okay.
>Yeah- no.
>You're clueless.
"I don't understand in the slightest but fascinating anyways."
>Twilight just sorta...stared.
>Her smile remained but her expression emptied.
>Almost peaceful...
>...
>"For Celestia's sake the elements are weapons of harmony we use to stop badguys! They embody traits which make us stronger by understanding them! THERE!"
>Woooah there.
"Twilight I think you need to take a nap or something. Are you okay?"
>The bubble popped.
>That whirring returned.
>And Twilight disappeared in a flash leaving only a note on Rarity's desk about how you'd be 'elsewhere' for a while.
>Oh wait, no.
>She just flew through the ceiling.
>Yeah, that's probably how you would've done it too.
>A long while later, as in long enough for you to fall asleep on a comfy chair which was obviously built for a human being, you are awoken.
>By the annoyed harumph of a pony.
>Staring at you with her big, shiny eyes and her glowing horn.
>Her hair was disheveled and she looked quite tired.
"...Took you long enough."
>>25999551
>She stared.
>And opened her mouth.
>And closed it.
>And then dropped something in your lap.
>Looking down at what it was, you could only smile.
>You were offered a changing room to which you gladly discarded the robe you were using, and from the outside the sounds of thick, stretchy, firm material against human unobtaniu- skin could be heard.
>Rarity herself had to admit to herself that she had a bit of fun designing the clothing even if it was plain.
>'And he's not 'unfit' either...but really, that suit is outra-'
"There! Fits like a charm!"
>And he emerged from the stall.
>Cape flowing behind him good as new.
>Rarity POV
>Pic Related
>Hero-ing time.
"Rarity?"
>"D-yaaaaaaah..."
>Um...
>You looked down at her as the bottle she was carrying fell to the ground.
>That's gonna stain...
>You set that up on the table next to her and reach in your-
>Oh right...no wallet.
>Well...Generosity.
"Sooooo thanks for the suit and clothes! See you around!"
>You're quick to grab your bags and head out the door.
>You only just now realize you napped for a good portion of the day.
>The sun was starting to set already and the sky was darkening.
>You suppose it's back to that crazy hotel with you then.
>Strangely enough your suit actually draws some attention this time whilst strolling down the street.
>It's nice to have it back for a while, though it'll be time to dress down soon.
>From the looks of it, this whole place is kind of 'western'.
>You've never been outside of Japan but damn.
>They're fucking weird.
>You see beds.
>On stands.
>They don't just sleep on a tatami?
>You hoped you could get 'any' sleep tonight...
>After today, though, you're pretty beat.
>You had to listen to a LOT of talking.
>Tomorrow is a new day, though.
>You're sure there's going to be plenty to do, which actually kind of excites you.
>New world, new beings...new challenges.
>Yeah! It might not be so bad here after all.
"I suppose home can wait a while. Heh, Here I come Equestria!"
Welp, I'm headin' to bed.
Goodnight everypony!
keep it bumped fellow anons
>>25982890
>HOLY FUCK GET OUT OF THE CHANGEROOM JESUS
>>25999769
>Night time comes across Equestria.
>It's slow, but everypony finally starts to wind down for the night and what remaining shops were around closed up.
>Twilight mentioned that tomorrow, supply caravans with materials to rebuild would be coming in.
>You admit you felt a little obligated to help out, but are told that Luna herself said she would take your place.
>After all, you were wanted up in Canterlot and she admitted she did cause a lot of the damage.
>And thankfully Twilight has completely forgotten how you blew a hole straight through her castle.
>Literally straight through.
>You're not sure how it happened but you went to the complete opposite side of her home when you started punching walls.
>But...we'll just say it was Luna.
>Unaware as you were, sleeping on this absolutely amazing mattress which you totally needed to replace your Tatami with, a watchful eye looked all across the town of Ponyville.
>"To think so much damage could be caused by one 'thing'...it's best if the ponies don't ally with him, though he seems to be doing a good enough job of that on his own."
>Shadowy in the moonlight, atop the ruins of the castle which once radiated Friendship, a vibrant laugh echoed.
>"I guess it's our lucky day. Sleep well, 'Princess'..."
>As quickly as he had appeared, the silhouette had vanished like a black mist.
>But a shadow still loomed over Ponyville.
>*....iiii.......iing....iiiing....Riiiing. Riii*
>The tense noise of a sharp alarm buzzing in the ears of an everyday hero awoke his morning with the traditional ritual.
>Smashing the alarm through the floor boards.
>And with it, the nightstand it was on.
>You should really talk to room service.
>...It malfunctioned.
>Yawning into your hand, you can feel only sadness at having to leave the embrace of your sweet, sweet matress and bedding.
>Being friends of royalty could be a wonderful thing.
>But from the noise being made you could tell that the caravans were here.
>...Was that singing...?
>>26000082
>Standing by your window you gaze out, expression mildly curious whilst you saw basically a parade of ponies moving down the road in a neat order.
>Caravan runners and some of Twilight's friends were out there.
>In fact Twilight herself was out there flying around.
>It looks like they're all feeling better after all of that.
>You could see them dancing through the air, the whole town grabbing supplies and working to renew their devastated buildings.
>"-othing we can't do, togetheeer~ We'll build ourselves a hoooome~"
>Huh...you didn't get it but it wasn't bad.
>Something about teamwork against all odds.
>Hey, looked kinda fun, even.
>But you still had to get ready for the day, which involved a trip to the home of the Princesses, supposedly.
>Slipping on your traditional casual wear of a hoodie with your loveable vulgar phrase on it, you begin to descend the stairs to the lower floors, where they have a large dining area.
>Looks like the stove was cooking Alarm.
>Your favorite, too bad you're definitely not hungry right now.
>Get out get out get out.
>You exist as fast as you can without looking too suspicious, and are greeted to a surprisingly beautiful sight.
>The sun is shining brightly above, with just a few clouds here and there.
>And before you is this little parade thing of ponies working surprisingly efficiently to put back together their broken land.
>It was actually kinda heart warming.
>Back home if something was busted up they'd just get Bof- Metal Knight to put it back together.
>But something was definitely not right about a few things.
>You knew for a fact that it wasn't this easy to get people-ponies-same thing together, let alone for a task this big.
>And nothing has come to obliterate their hard work claiming to take over the world yet.
>Even the ponies themselves still had qualities of which you had to question.
"How do they do that levitaty stuff...?"
>"I believe it is some sort of telekinetic field,sensei."
>>26000451
>Sensei
>SENSEI
>S E N S E I
>E
>N
>S
>E
>I
>>26000451
GENOS BABY
>>26000451
>Turning your head...
>Very, very slowly...
>Your eyes meet with a very familiar black and yellow pair of eyes...
"HOLY SHIT, GENOS!"
>You practically scream, thrown into an utter panic as jump away from the randomly appearing cyborg.
>You hit a caravan truck and knock it over by accident, drawing plenty of eyes, but thankfully they ignore it mostly in favor of the song.
>Nopony got hurt...
>But forget that.
>You see Genos himself offer a hand to help you up which you take, feeling for certain that those were metal parts.
>"I did not intend to surprise you, Sensei. I merely was hoping to help speculate with you."
>Standing up before him, you have the blankest stare.
>The most unpurturbed look you could possibly have.
"I have several questions."
>"Quantum computing available answers..."
>Oh my god it really was Genos.
"Come with me."
>You pull him by his arm away to an alley where you stay away from public eyes.
"Genos how did y-"
>He's STILL checking his databanks.
"I..."
>"One moment, Sensei, I'm deciphering rethorical answers as well."
"Genos."
>Meanwhile said boy was muttering potential answers to himself.
>"Magic...plot twist...Blame Pinkie...who's Pinkie?"
"Genos."
>"Ah, perhaps that too is a question which needs an answer! Searching databanks for pink-"
>He is silenced with a soft, but well deserved, slap across the cheek.
>He blinks, staring off into space for a moment.
>You once thought that you could crash his system by interrupting scans.
>That wouldn't be so bad here.
>But instead he hangs his head and lets his shoulders fall.
>"I got lost in my curiosity again..."
"Oh Genos...you just...you don't change, do you?"
>His strange yellow iris turns up towards you once more, reading what you said curiously.
>"But...Sensei, I changed my parts out just the other day. And before that, I upgraded my parts entirely exactly-"
"Genos."
>Your cold hard stare looked deep into his mechanical eyes and told him that now was indeed not the time for this.
>>26000729
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>26000729
Y'all faggots didn't think this wasn't gonna happen, did you?
>"Right..."
>He got the message.
>"I will answer to the best of my ability, Sensei Saitama."
>You try to hold a smile but it twitches with realization that this is the most surprising thing you've seen so far.
>But you take a breath and relax, and think that Genos must have been a victim in this too.
"So...how did you get here? Do you know why? If I remember, I just woke up here yesterday."
>Perhaps he only just arrived this morning, and searched for you?
>That would actually be very respectable and dependable of Genos.
>You guess you didn't give him enough credit.
>"Ah, well, when I saw yesterday that you were gone I went into a panic and searched everywhere until I begged the doctor to help me track your location. He told me you appeared to have been pulled beyond rifts so I stopped thinking and had the doctor shoot me through a similar frequency to find you even though I had no idea if we'd be able to make it back or not."
>This...this little 'thing' was smiling the entire time he spoke.
>You couldn't feel a greater chill run through your form.
"And...and how long ago did this all happen?"
>"Merely an hour after you left, Sensei."
>...
"You didn't think I was just been out shopping?"
>"I considered the possibility to console my computations but when I found the note I realized something was off."
>Note..?
>You didn't even wake up in your room this morning.
"What note? Wait, Genos do you still have it?"
>"Yes, Sensei!"
>He reached into the pocket of his jeans and procured a neatly folded piece of paper.
>The note itself read; 'Dear Genos, Out on an adventure without you, battling great opponents, will be back whenever. Wish you were here, Tata. -Saitama'
"This doesn't look anything like what I would write! I'm glad you know me well enough to know this was a fake, Genos."
>Genos proudly smiled and straightened out his shoulders.
>"Of course! Your hand-writing isn't nearly that clean, Sensei!"
>>26000925
Loving everything about this.
>>26000925
Short break, working up material, but I hope you all know that now I intend to take this all the way.
This is actually way more fun than I thought it'd be and I already thought it'd be fun.
>>26001487
You're a god amongst men, writefriend.
>>26000925
>Genos was making this REALLY hard on you right now.
>But, you had to admit, it was very clear that whosever handwriting this was, they obviously practiced.
>Which meant they were intending to make you disappear, but must not have known very much about you.
>Other than Genos, it seemed like they were pretty much oblivious to your nature.
>You probably wouldn't have even left a note for Genos to be honest.
"Well...wait, how did the doctor know what frequency to look for? Or rather, how did he find where I went at all?"
>"Ah, that, well you see, Sensei, I have been collecting samples of the leftovers of your food and manga you've lost to find the source of your power through your habits. So we had some biological traces that were likely affected by whatever had taken you."
"Dude."
>Transmitting Head's Up Display: Genos.
>A.K.A. Genos POV.
>Current log: Dated uknown due to current surroundings.
>For all you know summer was when the world flooded.
>It is exactly 08:45.
>Otherwise known as a quarter to 9.
>It appears something you've said regarding your research efforts has bothered your teacher, Saitama.
>Though you're sure it's simply that he doesn't wish to speak about his bad habits, you know for a fact that no leftover dinner of his has actually survived very long.
>His fridge is in dire need of cleaning.
>The only conclusion you can come to is that he's so busy with his secret training that he has no time.
>And this limitation in his mind is a devestating weakness that he would never tell you directly.
>He just couldn't bare to imagine that you would respect him any less for his faults as well.
>He is such a noble man.
"Apologies, Sensei, I didn't mean to bother you with this information but as it is currently crucial to our situation, I had no choice."
>You would attone for breaching your Master's trust like that.
>...
"By the way, Sensei, where are we?"
>Be a really annoyed Baldy right now.
"Genos, I'm gonna slap you again."
>>26001709
Dude, feel good about what you've written, cause it's really good.
>>26001709
don't you dare stop now you glorious bastard
>>26001709
>It was way too early for this shit.
>But, you suppose beyond just how ridiculous it is that one thing you admit would've been nice to go without for a day or two FOLLOWED you here, it'll be nice to have some company.
>That wasn't a horse.
>Listening closely, you can actually hear that the song itself is coming to a close.
"Well, alright, Genos listen. I'll explain more on the way but what do you know so far?"
>Genos' head swerved to spot everything he could and give a detailed analysis of his gathered information.
>"The saturation levels of the environment are unhealthily high. Light refraction dictates a high possibility that getting a tan here is very unlikely, Sensei."
"Sometimes you're like an old laptop, and I just wanna give you a good smack. You know that Genos?"
>The one time you try to be serious and Genos hasn't even done a basic study of his surroundings.
"Genos did you sprint all the way to me after you landed here?"
>His eyes shifted downwards towards the ground while his lips refused to move for a moment.
>"I...Yes. I believe I ran somewhere up to 175 Kilometers from the north east. If they still call it that."
>"Oh don't worry, we do, silly!"
>Jesus, this pink one!
>She just dropped out of nowhere!
>Wait...oh, she was on a support above the two of you.
>"Sensei, what is this thing?"
>You ignore him for now.
"Pinkie, how much did you hear?"
>The mare, how happened to be hanging from a support rope rappeling down the side of the nearby building giggled childishly.
>"Not too much, considering I didn't understand half the stuff about the frequency whoziwhatsits and all. Maybe Twilight would know? Oh! Let's go ask her!"
>However, by the time the mouth with legs launched back up the building you were already standing up their poised to catch her in your grip.
>She squeaked like a rubber toy and her head inflated, though she doesn't show signs of pain.
>>26001877
>Tele-run back to the alleyway and you have pinkie suspended in your grip to keep her from running off to yap on about interdimension travel.
>You got a bad feeling from the thought of Twilight figuring out that there was a scheme behind this.
>You'd rather tell her on your own terms rather than let word of mouth get out.
"Pinkie, listen...this is a big surprise. So don't go telling Twilight about anything, okay?"
>Her eyes went wide as she stared, almost as if losing herself in a daze.
>Genos meanwhile was poking this 'creature' in the side trying to figure out why it's neck hadn't snapped yet.
>"Is it a talking Marshmallow?"
>When Pinkie suddenly gasped wildly you and Genos both jumped back at the loud noise, Genos putting his hands in front of his face.
>"Sensei, it's a bomb!"
>But soon she plowed both hooves into her mouth to prevent her from making any more noise.
>She waved for you to come down closer, and so you did, cautiously.
>"Listen...I'm really bad with secrets..."
>This did not surprise you in the least.
"But I need you to do this, Pinkie!"
>You could visibly see the panic growing in her eyes as though they flashed with visions of the past.
>Genos was already poised with his flamethrower at the ready.
>Who knows what he would do if you weren't there sometimes.
>Slowly Pinke uncovered her mouth and proceeded to bite her lip, groaning in apparent agony at having found another secret to keep.
"Pinkie, do you genuinely think you can't keep this secret?"
>She looked nervously left and right, at first slowly nodding her head.
>But then it shifted into furiously shaking it.
>"It's so hard to keep secrets because you know someone is going to find them super cool and interesting and you wanna see them happy and then spread the happiness but then if you tell someone's going to be unhappy and-
"Pinkie look over there!"
>She turns her head excitedly where you point.
>"Where?!"
>*Bonk*
>>26001978
Grammatical errors...I might need to take a small break again, the caffeine is only doing so much. How'm I doing with characters, do you think?
>>26001978
The characters are spot on
>>26002070
Saitama seems a little vulgar and jerkish to me, but it's a very minor thing.
>>26002093
Eh it's a little jaring. But I'm laughing greatly
>>26002111
Really? I'm not sure about that, I mean he could be a pretty big dick when he wanted to be. 'Hero' is a very loose term sometimes, is how I see it. But maybe I'll try to watch it. Again, I'm running low on fumes right now so yeah.
>>25985054
>>25986318
Please at least tell me you want more than heat in your chili. It's fine if you don't like sweet chili, but if the capsaicin levels are all that you care about, you have no clue what good chili is.
>>26002059
I'm loving it. I hope you continue long enough for ponies to know how Saitama become so strong.
>>26002093
Saitama has always been a jerk with a heart of gold.
Yeah, I think that'll be enough for tonight. Gonna try and beat my bodily functions and get some rest and sleep so I can be up early. Earlier I can get up, the earlier and more effectively I can write. And as long as people ask, I'll always have more write in me. I've already got plans ready. Let's hope they don't go to waste.
Oh, and pastebin is up to date. There are a couple links around here somewhere.
>>25997752
There, this should do.
Looking forward to getting back to this soon.
>>26002530
I will await your return, grorious writefriend!
>>26002158
Depends on where in the manga we're talking. At the start, he's more openly dickish, crass even, but as time passes, he becomes much more traditionally heroic, though he is still, at his core, the guy who wants recognition for his accomplishments. In recent days, he tends to only be "dickish" so that his fellow heroes don't look bad in comparison to him, like with the Sea King incident.
Bump?
>>26003403
And again
>>26001978
>"Sensei, it's a bomb!"
>CLEAR!
*bump*
Bumping for more of this greatness or at least a Pastebin link
>>26005019
Their are links throughout the thread.
Just saying.
For all One Punch Man fans, here's a story that just came out that looks promising.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/309288/your-human-and-you-bargain-day-at-the-super-market
Although, fair warning, it's set in a universe where humans are pets.
>>26005626
Oh, I remember the 'Human and you' universe shit.
I like what I'm reading so far. Keep up the good work anon.
>>25999067
>god is dead
>>26006160
Oh I remember it too
>>26002981
I actually think that point is debateable. Rather it's an illusion of the series developing. Whenever a situation becomes grave or dangerous, saitama is mature enough to handle it like a hero because he still is the little ruffian from a few years back who wanted to protect people. That's why he was so willing to give up his victory against the deep sea king. But he is still a younger man. Whenever no one is in danger, it's really just minor annoyance after minor annoyance. That's also why when Saitama realized that his own negligence was putting others at risk with the deep sea king, as in licenless rider going to fight DSK despite the futility. Saitama realized what people were putting at stake. But I dont think it's that he has changed that much, though he is a much more social person, yeah. I'd just say rather that it's the world around him which is getting constantly more intense and displays people's struggles more. But since it's still a major work in progress I dont think either of us should make too many assumptions
Also im here sorta but might need a little while before i can properly write. 2 hours at most. It'll happen dont worry. How is everyone today? I enjoy hearing thoughts and reactions of readers, or just anybody.
>>26007355
this is me rigth now if you dont start writing
>>26007408
Patience, young one, the writefriend has spokith
>>26007355
I'm loving the journey and enjoying the ride. Are any other "heroes" going to show up or is it just Saitama and Genos?I think it would be really funny if King showed up and became the new overlord of the Crystal Empire because he looked scary and no one would face him. How you would keep him included, I don't know.
>>26007681
Heroes? Maybe. Something strange is certainly going on. New and old faces (maybe), oh my!
Obligatory bump.
>>26007355
and just like that times up writefriend
>>26009403
You can't rush art.
>>26007355
I for one am enjoying reading this
>>26009433
Toy story 2 refrence?
>>26009433
I'm just saying what the time is dear friend>>26009483
a bugs life
>>26009403
And just like that my mother had a medical emergency. She is fine now, merely a delay. Gonna make a quick run to the store before they close and then I'll have a good few hours just to write for you.
All I ask is another 30 minutes, dearly beloved.
>>26009528
I'm sorry to hear, I hope I wasn't rude in any sort of way
>>26009565
Don't worry, it was partly her fault anyways to be honest. It was just surprising. Also, part the seas, coming through.
Why didn't I come to this thread earlier?
Why haven't I read this manga yet?
Why haven't I watched the show?
>>26009894
>MAKE WAY EVERYPONY
>pic related
>>26001978
>Poor girl.
>She saw too much.
>Thankfully knocking a pony unconscious was as non-morbid as you could've hoped for.
>The lump in your arms had spiral eyes and everything.
>"May I take a sample for the lab?"
>Blondie here had a lot of adjusting to do.
"As long as you put it back where you found it there should be no problem but first we gotta see Twilight."
>It probably isn't a good idea to hide a nigh-on weapon of mass destruction like Genos from the reigning monarchy.
"Don't worry. I'll do some explaining on the way."
>Day Build a Home in Equestria!
>With all your pony friends in tow you and the crew managed to get production of your home underway.
>Things were looking up so far.
>You had perfect weather, a warming environment, plenty of helping hooves, and a surprisingly good night's sleep.
>All the stallions, and some mares, hogged the 'caterors' last night so you didn't get your pick.
>I mean you didn't get bothered even once by those outfits which ran all along their docks and made that little indent on their...
>You had a good night's rest.
>Now that Saitama was acquainted as well, you had a pretty solid schedule ready for the day.
>He may have been full of surprises, but what else could he possibly do now?
>Other than his strength and speed, he seemed pretty normal.
>You didn't sense magic or anything on him, no more than you expected from any normal pony at least.
>At this point you're sure Princess Celestia working at The Mare's embrace wouldn't even shock you that much.
>Mostly because it has been in your fanfi- I mean your planning guide!
>B-because you had to be prepared.
>But other than that, there wasn't a lot of trouble he could do on his own.
>After you got everything going here you'd accompany him on the train to Canterlot.
>Cut and dry!
>"Twilight!"
>Ah, and wouldn't you know it, there he iiiii-wwwwHAT IS THAT THING?!
Is One Punch man worth watching?
Or reading? This thread has me interested now.
>>26010082
I can confirm as a skeptic that it is indeed worth watching/reading.It's mostly an action filled comedy. The author loves building complex plot scenarios, only for Saitama to come in and tear it to pieces in an instant. If you don't like reaction comedy, it might not be for you, but I still recommend taking a peek.
>>26010141I love reaction comedy.
>>26010156I recommend reading the manga then. The reactions are spectacularly detailed.
>>26010060
>What happened to Pinkie?!
"Are you kidding me? It hasn't even been 12 hours yet and somepony's already dead?!"
>With a furious shake of his head Saitama was quick to ease your worries.
>"What?! No! No, she's not dead! S-she's just unconscious!"
>You didn't even give Pinkie a construction job, you gave her clean-up duty!
"And how could she fall unconscious? Didn't she have safety gear?"
>Saitama stuttered for a moment before nudging his...his 'thing' and whispering.
>Apparently he thought you were deaf.
>"G...Genos, say something."
>It had a name?
>"Magic."
>It could talk?!
>"Right, Magic. Anyways, listen."
>You moved to interrupt him.
>To say something.
>Anything.
>But words just started dying in your throat before you could think.
"...You know what? I'm all ears. Lemme take that."
>Your horn idly began to glow as you levitated Pinkie's 'napping' form off to the side on a porch under the shade.
>You offered for them to also sit with you there.
>Stupid weather.
>You're a hypocrite, so what?
"Okay so, um...Saitama, who is your ffffffrieeend?"
>It has never been harder to say that word.
>"Ah, this is Genos! He's pretty cool. I met him during a mosquito infestation, and we've just sorta hung out since then."
>You know, if he hadn't clarified, you would've thought they met in the depths of Tartarus, or maybe in the 5th Dimension.
>Either was fitting at this point.
>"It's nice to meet you...Miss...Twilight. I am Genos, the Blond Cyborg, S-Class. I study under Saitama Sensei's Tutelage and follow him wherever he needs me."
>Wait.
>WAIT.
"Sweet Celestia, Genos. Did you just say 'Sensei'?"
>That was Japoneighse if you remember.
>It meant Teacher, didn't it?
>"Yes, that is correct."
>You turned your eyes to Saitama himself who looks as perturbed as you are.
>"D-don't look at me, I didn't tell him to do it..."
>First your castle.
>Then your friend.
>Now your sense of security.
>You could only imagine a Dojo being taught by this stal- er, Man.
>Absolute Chao-
>>26010253
>First your castle.
>Then your friend.
>Now your sense of security.
Shes going to crack I just know it!
>>25982890
So can we fuck now?
>>26010253
> Absolute Chao-
Ho boy, i sense discord coming. Or saitama trying to explain that he is not a sensei
>>26010253
"...Saitama, we're going to the station."
>"Hu-"
"I SAID WE'RE GOING TO THE STATION!"
>You didn't even wait, you charged up your horn then and there and the last thing those two saw was a bright flash.
>Moments after your disappearance, Pinkie began to wake up.
>She lifted her head and tried to shake off the aching in the back of her skull.
>Did she fall...?
>Eh, oh well.
>She had to get back to work!
"I should be careful to get more sleep at night! I mean, all that sugar probably keeps me up, but that was the first time I've ever fallen asleep on the job! I hope I'm okay, maybe I should go see the doct- Oof!"
>Halfway through her trot back to her post she bumped into...something.
>The figure was cloaked and she couldn't quite see any details.
"Hi there! Welcome to Ponyville! I'm Pinkie Pie!"
>Well she couldn't just not give her usual introduction, now could she?
>"Hello, little pony. I'm looking for someone..."
>Meanwhile, inside the armored dome of Saitama.
>Wow that was bright.
>Also this was not ponyville.
>Genos was still here with you, looking around dazedly with his fists out and ready for a fight.
>And on the floor panting was Twilight who looked like she just did your training regimen.
"Uh, Twilight? You alright?"
>Genos quickly turned towards the pony, but you held his arm back until he got his bearings again.
>As twilight rose to her hooves, she almost seemed ready to collapse again.
>"You...are really hard...to teleport."
>..That wasn't a fat joke, was it?
>I mean you still exercised...
"Wait, where'd you- Oh..."
>The train station.
>That's right, you still had to go get your stipend, and your citizenship.
>But mostly your stipend.
>"Alright, well, let's get going. The sooner we get there the sooner I can wrap my hooves around his throat and squeeze an-"
>Catching herself, she coughed into her hoof and tried to plaster a small smile onto her face.
>Silly Pony.
>>26010506
Um... Not to be paranoid or anything, but what if the thread well, you know... reached the limits?
Would you make a new one or would we have to?
and what would we call it?
>>26010601
One Punch Thread: The Thread That Will Casually Pierce the Heavens Edition
>>26010625
Please let this be the name
>>26010253
>>"Magic."
kek
>this fucking thread
We need a drawfag. Even a shitty one would fit with the original style of the webcomic
>>26010625
this
>>26010601
>>26010625
What have I created? Also, incoming slower periods. Slow story intermissions, and also doing a side thing or two. I don't promise much tonight, but tomorrow will be pretty much a whole day to myself.
>>26010506
>The ride to follow was nothing too special.
>You and Genos mostly sat in silence while listening to Twilight talk casually about the repairs.
>You're glad things are going smoothly at least.
>Last night you felt an almost obnoxious presence before you went to bed but you thought nothing of it.
>You didn't really expect all that much to come from this world to be quite honest.
>Luna was pretty strong, but far from the most dangerous beings you've met.
>You feel that even Genos might have been able to give her a run for her money.
>Money you still didn't have.
>You wonder if you can charge ponies to see the world's first Cyborg?
>Giving children rides on the rocket propelled human was both an irresponsible and somehow great idea.
>Actually...
"Genos, I have a question."
>Twilight might have been talking before you interrupted, but you don't remember.
>"Yes, Sensei?"
"You said you came here pretty much in a panic, right?"
>He gave a simple nod of the head, as stone-cold as ever.
>"That is correct."
"And you said you don't know if we have a way to get back home, right?"
>"Yes..?"
>Now here's the kicker.
"So what happens if you break your parts?"
>A grin reaches his face as he closes his eyes in sureness.
>"I learned much about my own machinery from the doctor, I am fully capable of maintenance so I was not worried about coming here."
"But this world doesn't have cybernetics or a lab."
>Come to think of it, you still didn't have your TV.
>"...sensei?"
"Hmm?"
>"I have a problem..."
>Baby steps, Genos.
>Baby steps.
>Candy-trot, as you're sure you were told, was only a couple hours away by train, so it wasn't too long of listening to Genos sulk through all his paranoid misgivings about his 'intolerable behavior'.
>Irony.
>>26010961
>but tomorrow will be pretty much a whole day to myself.
sshheeeiiiit
>>26010961
W-w-w-w--w-w-w-w-w-w--when wi-wi-ill you come back?!
>>26010961
>but tomorrow will be pretty much a whole day to myself.
To clarify, does that mean more green or less green?
>>26011044
Less green today, unfortunately. But tomorrow, yeah, I'll have time to kick back and write. I've had a fucky sleep schedule lately, due to staying up late to work on things and then like today I basically wake up into trouble. I'd feel bad writing too much while not in the best state of mind, so I'll probably leave off here soon. Like I said, I have story plans coming, and these slightly more simple posts are fine to go through.
>>25985875
best show
>>25987266
please pastebin this. this is fucking gold. Oh man i can't wait until some overpowered villain fuckboy comes in and Saitama just casually bitch-slaps them into a shower of red.
>>26011416
I was just getting ready to go for the night, I think these last couple posts should be fine but I guess I'll throw them in the pastebin. Thought I could push for more but I decided not to risk it. There are a few links around but I got all this stored.
Apologies for not a big update today, there will be times like that. Here, have a loveable gif.
>>26011443
I don't have a problem with it, I just found this thread.
Read all that shit in 20 minutes.
>>25988925
oh someone please pastebin this or save it. it's glorious and just full of greatness.
>>25997137
stupid cunt thinks everyone she meets is a jerk. autistic shit biscuit
bumparino
Bump to save
This thread... the fuck is Saitama? Unreadable if you don't know. 1/10 would not fuck
>>26010625
This, yes.
Also, bumping for Sensei.
