2 HOURS AND 30 MINUTES TILL /mu/-/mlp/!
GIDDY THE FUCK UP!
giddy status: estimable
GIDDY UP mother fucks!
>>25978454
>not copy pasting the important info from last OP
Apply yourself.
1) Today /mlp/ will host and participate in the JMC2 (a.k.a. Jon Memorial Cup), a 4CC invitational. This is the debut of our team in PES16, so tune in and shitpost with us in the Twitch chat.
2) With the Winter Cup on the horizon, the time has come to revisit our roster. There will be three polls over the next few weeks, so keep an eye out for them in Cup threads as they pop up. The first poll will measure the popularity of our current roster, followed by a poll to nominate new players, and finally a poll to decide which players will actually make the cut. If you have an idea for a new /mlp/ player, please make your recommendation here in the thread and the managers will make a note of it.
3) The /mlp/ test team tournament will take place January 23-24. Five potential Winter exports will be dressed up as different MLP-themed teams and compete to determine which is best. More details to come.
>Main Page:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Main_Page
>JMC 2:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Jon_Memorial_Cup
Draw 16:30 UTC, Saturday, January 2.
Matches 17:00 UTC, Saturday and Sunday, January 2-3.
>streams
http://derpy.me/BUJO3 [host mode]
http://derpy.me/zKOpV [direct channel]
>Roster Poll #1
http://derpy.me/FikAP
POLL CLOSES IN 14 1/2 HOURS
>is the test thing a new /mlp/ League
'no'
>>25978454
What did I sleep through this time?
>>25978618
>>25978454
>/mu/-/mlp/
We beat /mu/ yesterday, you dip. We're going to be playing /co/ next
>implying a match against /co/ isn't basically a bye
>>25978660
>implying the final wont be /mu/-/mlp/
Cmon now.
>>25978660
Why is OP always always a faggot?
>>25978629
We beat /y/ 4-2 and /mu/ 5-3 yesterday.
The /co/-/y/ match managed to go over 90 minutes without a goal in PES16, which is a notorious goalfest.
Tenko was an angry German (but I repeat myself).
Many keks were had.
>>25978671
It's an immutable law of nature
>>25978454
Giddy up!
>>25978669
They are gonna get stomped so hard, they might as well just have AWK on repeat.
>>25978674
I thought Tenko was the Russian?
the wiki says the matches are being streamed on the twitch channel. is this true, or not, becasue i think if i remember correctly, the last matches ones almost got that channel banned, and they started trying to use other streaming sites.
>>25978717
It's hosted on the main Twitch channel but actually streamed on PMB's private Twitch channel.
>>25978710
Tenko is a German national treasure.
>>25978717
You must not have been around yesterday. PMB is streaming the games on his Twitch channel and the 4CC channel is host moding his. This is all here >>25978618
Unfriendlies line-ups so far:
January 22:
/w/ vs. [s4s] - Dank Anime Papes
/vp/ vs. /vg/ - Vidya Derby
/co/ vs. /c/ - The Powerpuff Girls
Liechtenstein vs. San Marino - LITTLE EUROPEAN TEAMS
/jp/ vs. /cm/ - Not So Cute Men vs. Cute Men
/gd/ vs. /fit/ - Designing a Gym Promo
/e/ vs. /m/ - Awkward Robot Poses
/toy/ vs. /sp/ - Subbuteo
January 23:
/vg/ vs. /co/ - Generals and Professors
/o/ vs. /tg/ - Wartrakks and Warbike and Grot Bomb Launchas, oh my!
/ck/ vs. /mu/ - Great Taste vs. Shit Taste
/a/ vs. /v/ - Virgin Showdown
/hr/ vs. /tv/ - Celeb Derby
/k/ vs. /sci/ - Calculate the angle of impact of a bullet on a terrorist standing three hundred meters away from a fired gun, assuming the bullet is shot out at a 45 degree angle at a horizontal velocity of two hundred meters per second. Assume that gravity is a constant at 9.81m/s and air resistance is negligible.
/fit/ vs. /vp/ - Oatz are Super Effective
/wg/ vs. /g/ - Install Fuckscapes
January 24:
[s4s] vs. /y/ - Benis xDDDD
/e/ vs. /a/ - Everybody is a Weeb!
/tv/ vs. /k/ - It Ain't Me Starts Playing
/sci/ vs. /o/ - A car is rotating around a roundabout of radius 5m at a speed of 10m/s. What is the acceleration towards the center of the roundabout?
/f/ vs. /wg/ - Daily Dose of Descartes
/vr/ vs. /toy/ - Vintage Collectibles
/tg/ vs. /jp/ - Orkz in Gensokyo
/sp/ vs. /gd/ - IT'S TWO IT'S TWO IT'S TWO
Week two is partially filled, mostly with meme matches:
January 29:
/fa/ vs. /ic/ - Ded team bowl
Elite Cup All-Stars vs. Babby Cup All-Stars - >rape against Smokey
January 30:
Pleasure Horn vs. Vatican City - A PES mystery...
/b/ vs. /pol/ - Shitposting Intensifies
/diy/ vs. /hm/ - >larkb owl
January 31:
/an/ vs. /ck/ - Vegans Fuck Off
Kitfag's /aus/ vs. SDA's Kurisumasu Cup All Stars - Australian Shitpost Battle
Why no /mlp/? Because this in the Unfriendlies, and Tenko is hosting it, and Tenko hates us so he made his own kind of friendlies to ban us from playing.
>>25978710
Nah man, Tenko was the guy yelling, the Russian was the one who was laughing his ass off.
Fucking ponyfags
>>25978730
>/e/ vs. /m/ - Awkward Robot Poses
I want this now
>>25978735
Anybody order salt?
>>25978735
Sup Tenko.
>>25978735
fucking ponies fucking ponies fucking ponies
>>25978730
Don't start drama. Tenko and PMB get along fine as was evident in yesterday's stream, and if the managers aren't fussed about it there's no reason for anyone else to be.
We have a stream going that weekend anyway. So in the end, it kind of worked out for the best.
>>25978454
No.
Fuck off.
>>25978756
AH KHNEW ITH EEN SAMMAH
AH KHNEW ITH EEN WINTAH
>>25978643
Considering that you managed to avoid all of my filters designed to highlight Cup threads, no.
Although I maybe should add "giddy".
>>25978772
>filtering the cup
newfag!
>>25978769
>Don't start drama
It's hardly drama to mention why we aren't in it.
If he wanted to start drama he would say that the reason is that Tenk made a joke and some autist in /merit/ took it seriously ^:)
>>25978782
Fuck off Smugleaf you are not welcome on /mlp/
>>25978772
Wow literally fuck off faggot.
>>25978717
It is highly probable that in case of another ban, it would hit the channel who streams it and not the one that hostmodes it (since that channel can't be expected to have any control over the streamer so it would be pretty unfair). The main twitch channel got two strikes (24h bans) and likely won't survive another unless the people in charge somehow personally talk to twitch mods to explain our stuff (and even then twitch may not like it), which is why the end of the Autumn Cup has been streamed on hitbox.
>>25978660
>/co/
>>25978796
Not him, but keep trying.
Also,
>Smugleaf
>not welcome on /mlp/
What have you contributed to the cup today, anon?
>>25978778
>>25978800
He set up filters to highlight cup threads you dumbfucks, not hide them.
>>25978813
>todayy lmao
>>25978782
That's pretty much the truth, though. No one here cared and I doubt the managers cared, but some people in /merit/ took it so seriously that Boris decided he had to act on it. It's a shame, really.
This thread is starting off great.
>>25978821
>needing filters to find anything
>being this blind
>>25978828
Do they not realize they are just spreading their cheeks and displaying their sphincters for all to gaze upon the redness and irritation?
>>25978669
>>25978671
>>25978812
>/co/ ends up shitting itself so hard they manage to beat us
>mfw the board that dethroned /mlp/ was fucking /co/
>>25978837
>being 2cool4filters
I can't even. Why the hell would this be an issue?
>>25978796
Smugleaf is a literal #toplad and is always welcome here. You shut your whore mouth, anon.
>>25978852
Hi, Smugleaf.
>>25978852
Even our managers hate him
>>25978847
I literally cannot even lose the ability toucan right now in the CURRENT YEAR
>>25978833
That is easily the best piece of 4cc fanart I've ever seen
>wape
when do we play?
>>25978874
A guy in /4ccg/ started drawing things recently, he's pretty good IMO.
>>25978837
Well, I obviously found this thread without them. But it's helpful to not have to look through the entire catalog to find stuff, it saves time.
>>25978852
I second Fillyanon for new player on the team
>>25978864
hen_in_front_of_russian_flag.jpg
I have to work all day. Good luck /mlp/, and giddy up.
>>25978925
It's too bad you have to miss this, good fellow.
;_;7
>>25978730
>unfriendlies
More like Safe Space
I just checked the results from yesterday. Do you know what I noticed?
>home team abuse
>>25978953
Watch /co/ break the pattern.
>>25978953
HOREEYYYYYY SHIIET EVERY HOME TEAM WON EVEN IN THE OTHER GROUP
WHAT THE FUCK
>>25978966
indeed, my friend.
>>25978864
Not all the managers. I've seen him and PMB being friendly in IRC. /4ccg/ pls go
also, look at what someone in /4ccg/ said yesterday
>>25979002
That's an adaptation of a quote from Autumn '14.
>>25979049
...
I know.
>>25979002
we can rig it into existence with our meme magic
>>25978864
>implying
aaaaaaaaand we're live!
In case you slept in yesterday, here are the previous two matches.
https://youtu.be/sf85SjOhKwg
https://youtu.be/Oy0oReOHacY
>>25978454
>TILL /mu/-/mlp/
...which was yesterday...
>/y/'s conditions
good god they might actually have a chance to knock /mu/ out this could be a good match...
>>25979236
>/mu/'s defensive line
wait no nevermind.
the wall of sound prevails.
these lads are putting me back to sleep
>>25979244
>>25979236
Why you rig it? This cause I said Twi is worse pony?
HYPE THRUSTERS ENGAGED
![[pure and utter disgust].png](https://i.imgur.com/sg4aVuy.png "[pure and utter disgust].png")
>>25979258
yes. because you blasphemed.
I have my signed 4cc ball at home, so all is good. I'm on a train so I can't watch, but godspeed.
>/mu/ may actually get BTFO by /y/
Kek
LOVELY FEAT
HAHAH
LOVELY FEET
LOVELY FEET
FEAT
LOVELY
YES LOVELY
>>25979332
Feat or Feet?
Part of me wishes /mu/ stopped scoring just so i don't need to hear their terrible musical taste anymore
>>25979346
>tfw no /lit/ goalhorn
>>25979346
I know that feel, to me it's weeb teams and their copy-pasted squirrel-voice singing.
>next game is going to be between my main board and one of my oldest secondary boards
Well, shit
>>25979362
Porn boards always have the fucking best goalhorns, and them there are boards like /pol/ where there is just so much personality
>>25979368
>tfw my two fave teams (/mlp/ and /x/) met so many times it became a meme
amateur
the fuck is agdq?
>>25979390
Some e-celeb circlejerk
GET READY, GUYS
IT'S TIME TO SMOTHER BIG BROin ponies
>>25979390
Is that why twitch is being shit? or is that just me?
its time for some incestual domination actual my friends
>>25979390
amateur game dev quest
>>25979397
Awesome Games Done Quick and Summer Games Done Quick are annual Speedrun marathons held by the Speed Demos Archive website and its community to raise money for various charities, including Doctors Without Borders and the Prevent Cancer Foundation. The events are broadcast worldwide via the Twitch.tv platform.
Almost forgot. luckily I remembered about the cup just as our match was about to start
>>25979390
A charity drive based around video game speedruns. (Awesome) Games Done Quick.
IT IS TIME TO CHOKE OUR BIG BROTHER
>>25978500
holy shit dude I need that shirt, where'd you get it from??
>>25979429
Uhm, there's no need for that...he already manages to choke by himself
Did miss it shit
>Kregg was probably drinking last night because it was $day
>>25979441
No, it's on now.
Not that it's any relevant (we are already qualified, they are already eliminated), but...
>>25979439
THEN WE CHOKE HIM HARDER WHILE WE >rape HIM
>>25979438
zemming and a bunch of us put together a custom jersey shipment after we won summer, it might happen again but I'm not sure
>Steven Universe kts
YOU...MONSTER!
>>25979459
GIDDY UP GENTS
>>25979451
...I'm fairly sure /co/lette would enjoy that a lot.
>>25979455
aww that sucks, you know if a similar thing was done for the scarves? I've seen a couple of them floating around but never knew where to throw money to get my own.
>>25979451
drop the trip pls
1-3 DOWN TO 4-3 UP
THAT'S HOW /mlp/ WON THE CUP
>>25979416
>Doctors Without Borders
That's the one those fucking americans bombed!
>>25979474
from what I understand you can usually e-mail ScarfAnon and see if he has any lying around, maybe someone here has his e-mail I don't have it on hand
>>25979459
>>25979478
It was 1-2 to 3-2.
We didn't even win that one.
>Tenko and Boris
>>25979474
Scarves go through [email protected] , don't expect to get one anytime soon though.
Where are your manners? Say hello to Bors.
(and it was 0-1 > 2-1, btw)
it was too good to be true
>>25979488
>>25979496
aww thanks guys, appreciate the help. :)
PANIC
the rigging has begun
>>25979501
>these casuals
>>25979501
Hi Boris
Go fuck yourself
Does someone have any pics with the whole team with these newest models?
>>25979515
That was the babby, tho. I know that the quote came from that match, but we didn't even win that cup.
/g/-/mlp/, instead...
>rape
Since when is Sunset Shimmer and Adagio on the team?
THE >RAPE STARTS HERE!
>rape
what the actual fuck is that horn?
Da faq is this song?
>rape
oh baby
Can we do something for those hands? Ponies should have hooves.
Holy shit that goal horn
Fucking Greg
Muh Dick
What's with this rolling head and the same audio clip playing? Who thought it was a good idea?
Ved when you hit up Greg to help him out this isn't what I expected at all
But I like it
>>25979550
There's not a model for the hands, but there's one for the keeper gloves. Burdened and Derpy have hooves and paper bags respectively.
also OH BABY~
>>25978796
>>25978864
I get on well withmost ofthe /mlp/ managers though
GIDDY UP GIDDY UP GIDDY UP GIDDY UP GIDDY UP GIDDY UP GIDDY UP GIDDY UP GIDDY UP GIDDY UP GIDDY UP GIDDY UP GIDDY UP GIDDY UP GIDDY UP GIDDY UP GIDDY UP GIDDY UP GIDDY UP GIDDY UP GIDDY UP
Not even the power of Tumblrshow can help /co/
>the city of /co/
RIP home team abuse
just in time too ^:)
oh baby
>>25979567
The eyes on that thing look like they're going up and down and it's fucking with me.
OH BABY OH BABY OH B3By OH BABY OH BABY OH B3By OH BABY OHOH BABY OH BABY OH B3By BABY OH B3By
REDEEMED >NO HOOVES
>that cheeky kapow goal
>shimmer scored
TAKE THAT GLIMMERFAGS
This goal horn is bad and whoever allowed it should kill themselves
>>25979592
I think it's the horn
We are so good we can beat even home abuse!
>recording the match
>stream dies
>don't bother to check PMB's channel
>come in late and we already scored
Damn it.
GIDDY UP BABY
What is the song?
Dazzling couldn't stop him nor could Sunset Nigger, :^)
Proof that EQG is shit
even their goalhorn is ashamed to be heard
the fucking stream keeps dying on me
>>25979624
>proof that EQG is shit
Was there ever any doubt?
TWILY
>>25979638
Still not using ELO, though
>"She is canonically not good at football", they said
>"What is she doing in the team", they said
>we could be listening to E.L.O. right now
>>25979632
Oh baby, oh baby~
>>25979640
>implying soccer Twilight and EQG twilight are the same character
>implying EQG is canon
>>25979640
Go Twily GO
>>25979649
Hey, don't blame me, I'm just reporting the heresy I saw.
RIGGED
/co/ has a sweet goalhorn, but they seriously need to fix that volume
Actually, that summons up /co/ very well, they are creative, but they suck at getting shit done
Fucking Aldogio
What is our horn? I want to hear Greg's beautiful voice.
What's the score? Can't stream.
>>25979744
4-3 for us
>nothing he can do with it
NOW IS THE TIME TO PANIC
CO 3-4 MLP
>>25979744
4-3 in favor of /mlp/
>>25979653
>>25979744
4-2 for us
>>25979744
>>25979744
It's 3-4
us leading
>>25979744
4-3 for /mlp/, we won!
I have shocking news: after carefully analyzing all the matches till now, I can conclude that we were winning 4-1 in the first half and ended 4-3 in the second. This means /co/ 'won' 2-0 the second half
Yes.
/co/ WON half a match.
GIDDY UP
WE'RE THE BEST
We won! Again!
GO /vg/
GO /vr/
>>25979777
THERE ARE THE NUMBERS I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR
>>25979776
Shame they didn't even get half a point
GIDDY UP MOTHER FUCKS
So what was our goalhorn in that match?
Oh baby, I heard something about scootaloo at the end.
>>25979776
thats some olympic level mental gymnastics there.
Go ponies! ^:)
>>25979739
Yeagh I can't find it either
Anyone got the Oh Baby Edit?
>>25979776
We are good little sisters, we even gave /co/ something to make them feel better
Here at /mlp/, >rape is always a pleasure, never a chore.
>>25979796
Baby steps, anon. You start with half a match and who knows? Maybe they'll won an irrelevant match after having been eliminated, in the next babby.
GIDDY UP!!
>>25978965
as the profecy foretold...
What the fuck is /co/ problem anyway? Shit manager?
>>25979820
>>25979829
>profecy
nailed it
>>25979833
No idea. They lost against us in summer 2013, and then everything went to shit.
>>25979829
Wasn't even dubs, but I guess PES is satisfied with >$65
So just to be clear, that goalhorn was a one-off thing for the invitationals?
... Right?
>>25978702
Nyx will never be in the /mlp/ cup
>>25979864
It was. Good thing too, it is awful.
>>25979864
I say make it somebody's alt horn
Is it on now? I have lost link.
Do we even have board specific goalhorns?
>>25979878
I say molest yourself with a pineapple
>>25979874
Yes it is
>>25979864
It was great you dumdum
>>25979878
This.
It's not good enough to beat the other anthem, but I'd like to still hear it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XTzrV1IiL2 this was the original vocaroo from Greg that someone mysterious and 100% not ved remixed
>>25979896
what is it even called anyway?
>>25979878
this
I want Gregs soothing voice
>>25979918
based.
>I turn the head for a couple seconds
>Tenko starts talking about girls with big tits.
>>25979459
I don't know, maybe?
Idk how to feel about goalkeepers in this PES. They literally can`t do shit.
>>25979952
Shut the fuck up, Sparkle
>>25979592
>>25979602
The thing is in perspective. The eyes are above the horizon line so when one eye is closer it looks higher.
So that's 8 votes for nyx so far
>>25980025
Oh, hey, Brit Stallman.
>>25980049
:^)
>>25980025
nyx fag plsjump in a lake
>>25979952
What did I tell you about talking in public?
>>25980066
You're a calm fella.
>>25980067
That it turns you on?
Ah, no, hold on, that was "SEX in pubblic"...
>>25979814
Underated post
Damn slept through again
Ah, finally back from church. Okay, did I miss anything particularly amusing?
Did Bors and Kregg show up to watch /co/ lose? Was spaghetti spilled on the pitch?
>>25980118
boris showed up
>this whole match
At least /a/ is going to bring some fun
>>25980128
Sure, their elimination is going to be the funniest part.
>>25980118
Nyx became canon
>>25980118
Rape had sex with Twily and Sunny. On the field.
>>25980142
They were out yesterday
Oh shit time to dance
>>25980158
>had sex
You make it sound soconsensual
>>25980160
I know, but this will be their last match. It's always nice.
>>25980025
where is the poll?
>>25980176
Na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
>>25980169
Well, to be honest they asked for it. But they still screamed to satisfy rape's fetish
>>25980181
In his mind, right near the dead rats.
>>25980190
>WRITEFAGS/DRAWFAGS PLS COME
>>25964823
Some of you may remember when I proposed in the event we face /k/ we change our anthem and goal horn. Results were largely in favor for the anthem but not much so for the goal horn so, new proposition.
>Proposed Anthem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1V3JW4HeBs
>Proposed Goal Horn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeqRNQosRlg
>>25980206
I am okay with the anthem
Deleted my other post because it linked to a slightly older version of the track that also wasn't fully mixed and mastered. The link at the bottom of this post points to the actual finalized copy; sorry about that.
>>25979559
>>25979621
>>25979739
>>25979803
>>25979806
>>25979864
>Ved when you hit up Greg to help him out this isn't what I expected at all
>But I like it
Heh, thanks, though this wasn't really a collaboration so much as it was just me fucking around with an old vocaroo he posted forever ago. I was playing around with some stuff in Nexus around the time that vocaroo was reposted in an RDP thread a week or so ago and thought it might be funny to use it to parody those lewd, cheesy mid-90s eurodance tracks with the catchy hooks. Just something I did for fun.
I told PMB that he could play it at some point during the stream if he wanted to, but that I didn't really think it would be hyp to use as an anthem or a goalhorn BUT HE DIDN'T LISTEN.
Anyway, here's a download link:
https://mega.nz/#!ERwjTLKL!cfTCQN11NnPM3UMmWH3hCpPm7pdoHnfQs3KI7K5DFDo
>>25980250
still based.
>>25980242
And the goal horn?
Others didn't like the previous one, is this better?
>>25980203
>"AAaaaaaah...noooo....d-don't rape me....in the ass...like this....mhhh...."
>"Y-you aren't enjoying it, r-right?"
>"...hmm- wh...N-NO!!!! NOT A-AT ALL!!!! AAaaaaah...a bit on the left...mhhh...."
>>25980250
I missed a new Ved piece? Man, thanks for the DL link. You're an awesome guy who doesn't afraid of remixes.
>>25980268
>/co/lette looks on in horror at the unspeakable acts being performed on her beloved pitch
>Doom mercifully covers her eyes and turns her away from the shameless act of animal predation
>he tries not to let her feel him shudder, as beneath his iron mask, a single tear nestles in the corner of his eye
RIP AND TEAR
>>25980317
>/co/ triggered by horse sex
fitting
