>Anon I told you not to smoke in the castle
>>25978103
SHUT THE FUCK UP I JUST QUIT!
>>25978103
Why not? because it is gonna melt since it is made out of fucking plastic?
>>25978103
It's such a long walk to get outside though. It would be easier if you hadn't fucked around and gotten the tree destroyed.
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
>>25978103
It's just water vapor, why are you so uptight?
>>25978276
AYY
>>25978103
"Don't look at me, Twiggy. It's not me."
>"Oh. Of course. It's probably a GHOST since nopony else smokes except you!"
>You set your magazine down.
"Fair point, fair point...How about we ask your firebreathing, baby dragon about this occurrence? Maybe he's picked up a new hobby?"
>Twilight rolls her eyes.
>"Oh please, Spike's way too young to be doing anything like that."
"Really? You really believe that? You know how impressionable kids are these days..."
>The purple mare stares you down for a bit before faltering ever so slightly.
>"F-Fine. Let's go get him."
>The two of you walk down the castle halls towards Spike's room.
>"He's a good dragon, Anon. There's no way he'll pick up on your disgusting and unhealthy habits!"
"You sound pretty confident."
>Arriving at the room, Twilight smirks before entering.
>"Trust me. I know Spike better than anypony."
>Purple Autist boldly opens the door and announces her presence.
>"Spike, Anon and I wanted to--"
>"GAH!!"
>The small dragon fumbles about on his bed, desperate to cover himself.
>An encyclopedia on pony anatomy slides onto the floor.
>You take note of the pictures and diagrams.
>L-Lewd.
>"Spike?! Wha--WHAT ARE YOU--"
>The purple dragon tries, and fails, to cover his bulging erection with his claws.
>"T-Twilight! I-I just...I can--"
>Naturally, you shut the door as fast as you fucking can.
>You and Twilight are left standing shellshocked in front of Spike's door.
"...So...I guess he DID pick up my disgusting habits, huh?"
>Porchlight remains silent and continues staring at the door.
>Her pupils are the size of pins and you could swear she's shaking a bit.
"Twi? You alright? Stroking out on me?"
>Finally, she composes herself.
>"A-Anon...Can you bum me a cigarette?"
>>25978320
>corrupting the princess
Yesss
>>25978103
Fuck you, I only have one a month.
>>25978320
>L-lewd
What kind of lewd? I wanna see it, for story of course!
>>25978103
>"Anon I told you not to smoke in the castle!"
"Well then quit standing there yelling at me and put out the fire!"
>>25978356
"Then get me a first aid kit."
>Obviously, Twilight's attempt to transport you to Princess Celestia using Spike has failed miserably.
>>25978103
Just what have you got against pyromancers, Twilight?
>>25978320
>"A-Anon...Can you bum me a cigarette?"
"Sure, I'll bum you for a cigarette. Turn around and bite the pillow."
>>25978103
I'M NOT SMOKING, YOU PURPLE FUCK.
THE CASTLE'S ON FIRE!
MAGIC IT AWAY, OR GRAB SOME GODDAMN WATER, DON'T JUST SIT THERE LOOKING USELESS!
>>25978313
LMAO
>>25978103
>yoo twilight, believe me you will love it
>come on just try it
>feeling better yet?
>>25978126
Kek
>>25978276
You're either really insecure about people who smoke weed or I am truly an old motherfucker and all the anti cig campaigns worked to the point that young people no longer associate "smoking" with tobacco
>>25978103
And I told you to suck my dick, but we can't all have what we want obviously.
