>"Anon, darling, judging by your attitude, I'd say you hated me."
>"Is this about the new suit? Is something wrong with it?"
>"I'm sorry, I'm not used to making clothes for creatures on two legs."
>"...What does Rainbow Dash have to do with anything?"
>"No, I don't hate her, what gave you that idea?"
>"WH- WHORE!? Well, I never! Why would you say that about me!?"
>"What did I ever do to you, Anon!?"
>>25977766
Do not listen to that moron Rarara. He's simply mad because not all of us share his ADHD.
>>25977766
Rarity, who are you talking to?
I haven't said a word.
bitch you crazy
>>25977766
rarity don't play dumb you're a whore and i know it. now if you want to keep that secret between you and me i suggest you make use of that mouth of yours and start sucking
>>25977840
>Rarity's horn glows dim as you feel a pressure on your crotch.
>"Bitch, I asked for some dick-sucking, not a magic job. I go to Twilight for that sh-"
>Your complaints are cut short by the sensation or having your balls magically crushed.
>"What was that, darling? Could you speak up?"
>You try to screech out death threats, but all that come out are squeaks of pain.
>"I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that, did you say 'squeeze harder'?"
>You're too busy clutching your nutsack in agony to react.
>"If you insist, darling."
>"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JUST KILL ME YOU WHITE DEVIL"
>>25977766
Why is there a talking horse in my room?
>>25977984
RIDF pls
>>25977984
>Implying Rarity wouldn't run away crying at the first insult to her dignity, eventually telling Spike and causing him to engage his full draconian potential to crush Anon underfoot.
Meh.
>>25977766
those digits tho
this is nice horse
>>25978297
Anon, no.
>Dashfags
Not even once
>>25978304
ANON YES
