It's Sun-day: let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance.
How do you think Celestia spent Hearth's Warming and the New Year? - do you think she's made any resolutions of her own for the coming months?
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It's about that time, ain't it.
I think the purple jewel in her crown is pretty pointless. It's just being blocked by her horn, and I'm sure it's not very comfortable being between her head and horn.
Second for Celestia's ancient saggy crotch titties.
>>25976170
>>25976176
Behold, the power of the Sun:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tmbeLTHC_0
>>25976201
I'm just saying her crown would look better with out the jewel. She already has the chest plate with a jewel on it, why add more weight to the crown
>>25976217
She's an ageless god horse that raises the sun, pretty sure one teeny jewel in her crown won't break her.
>>25976170
Stolen from the Dragons many, many years ago; hence why the Royal Sisters are pretty much the only ponies the dragons are actually afraid of.
>you will never ride out astride Celestia to deal with one of the Dragon King's illegitimate sons
>>25976302
Would ponies even have a mistletoe tradition?
>>25976302
>she wears this on all Equestrian holidays and insists it's tradition
>"I didn't even know you guys had a horse version of cinco de mayo."
>'Besame' mucho, mi amor~'
>>25976302
there's something unsettling about this
>>25976338
too much EARS, not enough SNOUT to compensate
which is a shame, because her ears and snout are usually very pretty
The Fat Conductor was very cross that the Princess had eaten the entire cake.
>>25976480
That handbag with a familiar decoration seems more suspicious, if you ask me.
>>25976131
>how did she spend new years
I wonder how much it takes to get her wasted.
>"T-twilight..can I lik-, can I like be like..REALLY super honest with you?"
>'Oh um..o-ofcourse Princess.'
>She leans in really close to Twilight's face
>"YOU. SHHHHUCK, man. Like..you-..you really suck, dude."
>'..Y-you too.'
>"WHAT? I SUCK? BITCH I AM STILL YOUR SENIOR, THE FUCK IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION."
>Sunbutt is levitating a broken battle in her magic grasp
>>25976131
>How do you think Celestia spent Hearth's Warming and the New Year?
Hearth's Warming would be the only time of the year where Celestia and her sister have the entire Castle to themselves: because why would the staff be in service, when they should be with their own families?
I just like the idea of them enjoying each other's company, while giggling at the novelty of preparing their own meals, and having a day or so to be naughty and enjoy their empty schedules.
...whereas New Year's would be the bring-it-back-together bash, so plenty of parties and pretty dresses to be worn (co-ordinated styles?) before the fireworks display to end the year
>>25977045
NAUGHTY PRINCESS, SHOO
>>25977095
I'm sure it's for educational purposes.
>>25977095
>Shooing away naughty Celestia
What are you, gay?
>>25976657
Twilight Sparkle's sad ending.
>>25977347
I was thinking more the Sun bag, but I laughed anyway
(in my heart of hearts I want this to be some kid's genuine artwork)
>>25977399
Sun bag?
>>25977490
>>25977495
Oh oops.
When did sunhorse stop molesting everything from a toaster to luna? We need Molestia back, as this would give us atleast some semi autistic content with her.
>>25977547
I'm glad it's dead.
I'm glad 'the joke is SEX' and endless, endless OC's is dead.
>>25976131
I want to listen to Celestia's New Year's speech.
>>25977597
>"-and so, ponies of Equestria..."
[hushed whispering]
>"...be excellent to each other!"
[frantic whispering]
>"...and party on, dudes!"
>>25976357
You need to balance your pretty princesses. Also Patreon ruins everything.
I hope she liked her gift.
>>25977611
>and this is from that time we spent New Year's at Shining and Cadence's
>they didn't even have a clock, and kept getting all touchy-feely with each other. stone-cold sober, too
>damp, fresh, floral-scented Celestia
[dreamy sigh]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU2qGgYDf2Q
>>25976726
>My name is unicorn staff maid 102
>My job is cleaning the bedrooms and surrounding hallways
>Most of the year the job is easy, Luna and Celestia are rather cleanly
>Except one time of year
>Two days after Hearthswarming
>While most of the staff is at home I must come in early to clean the castle and prepare it for New Years
>The first thing that hits you is the stench
>Alcohol
>Followed by the piles of clothes and socks
>So many socks
>And when you actually arrive into their rooms
>I've seen some shit
>>25979191
Music to watch the Sun set to.
>>25979252
I still think the Slice of Life episode could have been better as an Upstairs, Downstairs-style episode.
Set it in the Palace kitchens, add a nosy Guard and the maids who won't stop gossiping about each other, and of course Chef needs more of Celestia's favourite raspberries so someone has to head to market but comes back with Luna's blueberries order instead, that sort of thing.
>>25976131
Hi Sunbros, greetings and love from /moon/
>>25979642
back atcha
>>25979642
Hello big boy.
>>25979642
I love you fags, man.
>fill hot water bottle
>tfw she isn't real
>>25981166
>"Slosh, slosh, slosh."
"Yes, Celestia, you are right."
>>25976682
I feel as though Celestia would be a cheap drunk, while Luna would that one person who can handle a literal pint of moonshine with no adverse effects.
>>25981354
not sure if Freudian
>>25981409
Nope, just mah headcanon. I actually wrote some green about a year ago and where Anon got into a drinking contest with the two of them, drunk Celestia under the table, and then ended up in a full on punch bowl contest with Luna.
We few; we happy few. G'night thread.
>>25982327
Better this way.
Not enough green for this to die yet.
Happy new year, sunbros.
“She stranded me on top of the west tower!”
>”Maybe she needed you to take care of something up there.”
“I was fucking naked!”
>”Well… were always naked so it’s not that big a deal, is it?”
“Fuck yes it is. It was cold as shit up there, my outie almost became an innie.”
>Ah another day as the pretend fiancé to the biggest flanked princess in the land.
>And here you are with your close friend Bronze Shield just shooting the shit.
>Well you were complaining and Bronze was just listening.
>Most ponies hated him, always said he was a bit of diva when it came to his looks.
>Honestly he was a bro.
>One of the few friends you had in the weird equine world.
>Oh look he’s talking maybe you should pay attention.
>”… and then you can tell her how you feel.”
“Could you say that part again.”
>”Which one?”
“The whole thing.”
>A look resembling a man ready to just jump of a bridge rather than face another day graced the princes face.
>”Just ask her to have dinner out in some fancy restaurant for some privacy and talk with her about all this.”
“Oh.”
>In theory that could work.
>Worst case scenario she teleports you to the moon.
>Luna survived up there, so if it comes to that you should be fine.
>But you’d need toilet paper.
>There was more than likely a lack of tp up there.
>A brown hoof was waving in front of your face.
>Back to reality.
>”Anon, you zoned out again.”
“Yeah, sorry about that. But you’re right, I’ll just talk to her and get this whole thing settled once and for all.”
>With a shrug you set off on your newest mission.
“I mean, other than getting sent to the moon how badly could it go.”
>As you walked away you saw a thoughtful look on your buds face.
>”You could end up getting married next week.”
>Fuck.
>You hated it when he was right. That possibility never even crossed your mind.
>But what are the odds of that happening?
>>25982327
>>25982352
>>25984300
>”Honored guests, It is my greatest pleasure to welcome you to this most joyous of days!”
>Fuck you, you little robed horse. I hope you get abducted and struggle snuggled at night.
>”Please find your seats, the ceremony will be starting within a few minutes.”
>I will follow you after this and shave you completely bald, butt tattoo and all.
>You are pissed.
>Turning to your best man, Bronze just sat on his haunches beside you.
>A small smile on his face, his eyes glued on the bridesmares.
>Keep it in your miniature horse pants for fucks sake.
“You know I blame this entire thing on you.”
>”Hey I only said to talk to her, not somehow make the ceremony get moved up to today.”
“Don’t try dodge this, you’re the one who suggested we have that damn dinner.”
>”Oh relax, you’re just getting married. It’s not the end of the world.”
“Maybe not for you, what the fuck am I supposed to do here?”
>”You could try running away.”
“Escape?”
>”Uh-huh.”
“I already checked, they got some weird shield around the place.”
>”It’s not so bad, most stallions would give their mane and tail for a chance to get with the princess.”
“Maybe you forgot, but I’m not a stallion.”
>”Minor detail.”
>Quietly seething at your small equine compatriot you looked around the vast throne room.
>The whole place was fancied up for the biggest wedding of the year.
>Even Purple Nurple came with all her friends.
>The place for lack of a better word was packed to the brim.
>Various pastel colored horses were waiting in their seats for the whole thing to start.
>As for you?
>You were standing at the altar with the best man… er horse.
>Celestia insisted on a old ceremony from hundreds of years ago, complete with a pony minister and all.
>So this is how it ended.
>Your bachelorhood was going to be stripped away in one fell swoop.
>Just because of a misunderstanding.
>”All rise.”
>And the music began.
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>>25981354
I'm not so sure about that.
After all, Celestia is a big horse
>>25984891
Perhaps, but I know a 6 foot 7 inch brick wall of a human being who can handle exactly 3 beers before losing 90% of his inhibitions.
It has more factors than physical size.
>>25984891
>>25984578
>I hope you get abducted and struggle snuggled at night.
kek
I want to film myself having sex with her.
>>25985834
Who doesnt?
>>25977490
>tfw you will never touch or play with Celestia's Sun bags
>"Anonymous can you find me another tray of those delicious little mini cakes?"
>'I think 3 trays worth are enough, don't you.'
I don't want to let it die.
>>25984578
>denying Celestia
i want to boo and stuff you in a garbage can
>>25989254
>no hooves
>>25989377
safe space
no bully pls
>>25986799
Anon has a deformed monster hand.
I want to blow into Celestia's ear when she's concentrated with paperwork to see how many ear twitches it takes to get her to notice.
>>25991645
>obstructing the Equestrian court about its duties
Off with his head desu
Soon as he touched my wing, I came and started neighing.
I thought you guys were gone forever
>>25992546
We are. This is it. All this shit right here, it's us, and this is all. Nothing more. Ta-da.
Is there a story were she forced anon to have sex with her or maybe even rapes him?
>"Smithers, who is that animated young Gallahad in sector 7G?"
>>25993212
http://pastebin.com/12ecnZWq
This is one of the best Celestia storys I know
although Akame never finished it.
Akame where are you....
>>25993851
>jan 2013
>only implication of sunbutt being in it is the title
So any sunfriends around who want some green about midlife crisis Celestia?
>>25994312
Sounds neat. Please do.
>'Midlife' means around 800 years old for er
>>25994312
Better than nothing, I guess.
These threads are so fucking stagnant.
>>25995381
I know.
>>25995381
And do you know why?
>>25995456
I can think of at least one reason
>>25995480
Wouldn't it be interesting if Celestia took on a new, young, promising filly as her protégé. Or a small group, even, say four clever young ponies.
Twilight gets all 'but I was your student', and Celestia's all 'i have a life outside of you, Twilight Sparkle'. That sort of thing.
>>25995381
Waifus was a mistake
I knew exactly what I was getting into and I let it happen anyways
You think things suck now, imagine when the show ends and all we're left with is our loose ends, boy is that going to be awkward
>mfw I've wasted years of my life on a shitty ponies cartoon and am arguably worse off for it
>>25995779
Not really. I just want her to have a fucking episode. Shit, I'd settle for getting to see her for longer than she's in the fucking opening credits for.
>>25995779
>Princess Twilight Sparkle and her fax machine, in a garish McMansion of a castle outside of a hick town on the outskirts of nowhere
>frowning into the cool night air - shivering and pulling the crushed-velvet bedcover over her shoulders again - idly picturing Celestia yawning while fondly going over her students' charmwork
>the brown one, a colt, had said 'hello' and shook her hoof, before taking them both through Starswirl's Nineteenth Theorem
>she'd mastered the Nineteenth months before he had, of course, but nevertheless what kind of attitude was THAT to show your mentor, the Princess of the Sun?
>>25995841
I don't even remember the last episode I bothered to download, let alone watch. I just like to come here to remember, and find out about other peoples' experiences with our collective waifu
>>25995841
My life was shit before, and it'll be shit after. This is it.
She wouldn't want you guys to be sad. She sees a pony without friends and wants them to find some. She is overjoyed Twilight doesn't need her anymore. Sure she misses her student but more importantly she's proud to see how much she's grown.
Make her proud of you, Anons. When the day comes when you no longer need her, she'll smile on you too.
>>25995943
Exunctly
>>25995943
>when you no longer need her
>waifu
UHHHH
>>25994192
>fag reads the first 3 sentences and declares there is no sunbutt in this story
Alright then...
What happened to AfterHours? Did he finished the story of 10 years already?
>>25996571That's a /mom/ thing, bruh. Separate from /sun/.
>>25996345
There was literally no mention of Celestia in that story. You're lucky I made it past the Flutterrape shit beginning.
>>25995779
>>25995853
>Twilight starts giving them a lecture about the importance of friendship and how she learned to respect her friends
>they give her a wierd look, and mention how they studied Starswirl's Nineteenth together, as a team, underneath Celestia
New fav right here.
40 CAKES!
>>25995943
God damn I love that picture. That's probably my favorite Celestia pic.
Why is she so beautiful?
>>25995943
She's my waifu I'll always need her.
Why do you praise the sun anon?
![[princess intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/mm3NUMb.gif "[princess intensifies].gif")
I seen a princess the other day
with streaks of green
just the prettiest lookin princess that I ever had seenBut I was on a cocaine, all around my brain
>>25999156
Can't decide if unf or ugh.
Someone want to edit purple dork out of this one, pleaseand maybe we could have it as the new OP image in future threads.
>>26000200
Changing the OP causes faggotry to happen.
>>26001371
No, that's when it's posted on the wrong days and is missing the pastebin.
>>26001410
What the fuck is up with that mane.
>>25995943
Need? There is no need. Just want. I fucking want to hug her so bad.
>>26001443
She's bending down and it's billowing in the non-existent breeze.She's fucking magic, shit, quit being so combative.
>>26001477
Right? I bet she gives the kind of hugs that just melt all your problems away.
Heh, this pic reminds me of the tri-star horse.
>>26001859
>>26002151
10/10 most regal
>>26002171
>she actually hates her crown regalia
>"IT'S ITTTCHY, UGGGH, FUCK!!"
>she throws them off like a kid who got clothes on christmas
>>26002244
Well you can't have Princesses just going around naked, even if they are pretty, elegant, ageless Sun-raising goddesses.
>>26002359
>"You're going to have to catch me if you want me to wear them."
>'T-this isn't a game, Sunbutt. It's like, your duty an shit.'
>"Grrr~ C'mon if you catch me I'll let you give me a bath a-and take me on a walk."
>'W-what?'
goodnight bump
>>25996659
Maybe you should read the next few parts as well
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Sorry if the lack of hooves flares your hemorrhoids but thought I'd share.
>>26002604
>scorpdk
Why.
>>25998461
Sun?
Fuck you guys with your Sunday only threads
>>26003264
A big fuck you too anon.
>>26003264
calm your autism.
>>25976682
It takes a LOT to get a horse drunk. They are naturally adept at drinking. They are given heavy ale all the damn time for micro nutrients.
>>26003348
Horses love beer.
But Princess Celestia isn't some common draft horse.
Also we've seen horses drunk (Over a Barrel). Although apparently it was on salt.
>>26003385
They like wine too.
>>26003385
I'm sober so I'd be terrible table company.
>>25977817
That's the equivalent of giving her a ballgag. Hell, you might as well give her a wink as you give it to her
>>26003754
And I'm sure she would love that, too. A thousand years is long enough to become one kinky motherfucker.
>>26003754
I'm almost certain that decorative saddles are canon, as part of pretty dresses. Rarity had that umbrella-saddle as well, so there's the utility thing as well.
I just like the whole 'knight and steed' thing!
>>26003833
not as much as she enjoyspony-style, during her estrus cycle, for the purpose of procreation
>>26003833
that's a penis
>>26003833
mods!
>>26003833
You are a brave man Anon
Godspeed!
>>26003833
So uh...
sauce?
>>26002359
>Censor bars appear on her body when she's naked
>>26004080
Here you go, Anon.
http://datte-before-dawn.tumblr.com/post/127539543126/commision-56-for-mrnameless-author-of-my-loyal
>>26004099
>Princess Modestia
Activate it
>>26004145
>brought to you by Edge: The General
[frustrated groan]
![[angry crown noises].png](https://i.imgur.com/30iKt86.png "[angry crown noises].png")
>>26003264
Nah bitch, fucka you.
>>26004269
M8, they've mellowed out a bit. Now they're mostly the Nightmare Moon waifu general, with occasional bondage.
>"Why is 'Only stupid assholes sit in this box' scribbled over?"
>'I am neither stupid, nor an 'asshole', thank you.'
>"Sunbutt, get out of that box, you don't know what Twilight did in it before you got it."
>>26004707
Can't argue with it: it's right there on the box, and she's there in the box. Pretty Princess confirmed
C & C
>>26005801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaTGrV58wec
?
What projects has /sun/ started in hef name? I'm thinking of taking up drawing and trying to think of ideas for more stories.
>pg 9
It's like you'll cowards don't even praiseit
>>26005887
Trying to improve myself and get /fit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iyvvT-8m3c
post sunbutt being comfy
>>26004235
>"C'mon Anon! This way!"
"I'm coming. Shut the hell up! Jesus."
>You keep crouched down, as you follow the guard "Peeping Tom" through the shrubbery outside Canterlot Castle.
>He told you that he was going to "Show you heaven on Equestria" for two bits.
>You've seen legendary mythological creatures, and talking sentient horse species, and a 200 foot centaur. If this is on the up and up, you have to see it. Two bits is a cheap price to pay.
"Ow! These fucking bushes suck.."
>"Quiet! You wanna get caught?"
>You roll your eyes, as you try to push your way through jagged branches.
>He leads you to a window, and slowly whack-a-moles his head upwards and back.
>"Sweet. Okay she's there. Come look!"
>You sigh, and inch closer to him.
"This better be good, Or I'm sticking my thumb up your ass tom."
>He shivers, and you see a semi rise from under his belly.
>Goddamn faggot ass guards man...
>You peek over the sill, and spot the Princess herself standing by a spacious bathtub.
"That's Celestia."
>"Yeah! Isn't it awesome?"
"No. I can fucking see Celestia whenever I want you codpiece!"
>"Just watch!"
>You sigh, and continue observing her.
>She's humming in that beautiful voice of hers,like when she sung to Twilight, and made you cry a little.
>Bubbles and foam start to build in the large tub, as Celestia finally stops the water with a magical turn of the faucet.
>She smiles at her bath, and you see that same glow cover her regalia.
>"Here it comes...!"
"What, a naked pony? Newsflash jackass! YOU'RE ALL NAKED."
>Her crown, Necklace, and slippers all come off, and what happens next catches you off guard.
"...Why are there Censor bars around her body?"
>Peeping Tom is too busy fapping to answer.
>>26008901
Kek that was good. Alsowhen you mentioned celestia singing to twilight were you talking about when she turns twilight into an alicorn? Cause her voice almost brought a tear to my eye.
>>26009408Yes. that made me feel all confused and warm inside
Lol what the actual fuck You guys are all pedos
>>26009459
>Lol
Stopped reading right there
>>26009459
She's like a gorillion years old, if anything I'm into WAY older women. You're fuckin gay, dude.
>>26009450
Yeah same here. Wish she sung more. Shit I wish there was at least one episode of her.
>pg 10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbIlLmCID5gLast bump.
>>26008901
Requesting censored nudelestia
Dying of thirst
Stop bumping.
>>26013717
>no
Sooo, where's helianon?
I want to know what's gonna happen next
Phone 10 bump
>>26014857
Page* stupid ass auto correct
Sunbutt
>>26015395
>lolol master trole simply eric u guise
Fuck off and let us die, shitbird.
>>26016331
>see the 'what episode should you watch with your gf thread' bumped from 404
>notice this
Oh golly, thank you o faggot who bumps threads from pg 10.
Bump and reminder we love you
again
![[fire rises internally].png](https://i.imgur.com/iToVYi3.png "[fire rises internally].png")
>>26015407
>>26015291
Do you guys think Celestia likes hard liquor?
>>26018925
in moderation i think so
good night
>>26018925
Considering how much crap happens in her past, I think she invented it
>>26019493
maybe
>>25976131
bump
>p10
not on my watch
it's special kind of feeling when you see the sun coming up over the mountains and everything's alright
>>26018794
Bruh, that's exactly what I was thinking her mornings go, but to see it drawn out is so adorable
Sing about me
>>26025367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOphGZZrE44
Here you go, faggot.
>>26026037
Thanks
>>26027183
kek
Nother bump for the image dump we've turned into.
>>26031965
That should be on god-like because she literally is god-like
>>26031984
how is she godlike?
>>26032036
Well her beauty is very god-like, and she moves the fucking SUN. How much more god can you get?
>>26032075
she got beaten by bug legs tho. moving the sun is just her talent. don't think that makes her a god. humanity can recreate simulations of the beginning of the universe and weird the power of the sun as a bomb yet we are still mortals.
>>26032168
>implying that Celestia is anything less than the goddess she is
That's the most disgusting Heresy I have every heard in my life.
>this is what /sun/ is now
>>26033821
she is just as mortal as you or i im just humanizing her for you
>>26034201
stopit
>>26034284
she is as delicate and fragile as a human girl
>>26032168
Well, there's also the whole thing about being pretty much immortal to consider as well, and moving a celestial body every day across the expanse of time is a pretty uniquely godlike trait.
Besides, even a god needs to get their ass beat sometimes.
>>26034863
immortal doesn't make someone a god
And again moving the sun is her special talent pretty sure if a pony was named Celestia as well they'd end up with the same skill as their destiny. But that's what i believe yo7u don't have to take me seriously.
>>26034135
I'm just waiting to see the Luna thread attacking before I start drawing
>>26035000
Nice trips.
>>25995841
picrealted
>>25995926
it will be exactly like this for all of us
MLP Will always live on in our hearts and minds, pleb.
how can you not love this
>>26030309
>image dump we've turned into
Can't stop one guy passive-aggressively bumping, sadly
bestest princess
>>26035000
I don't think there are enough of us moonbros to mount any kind of attack.
>>26036265
good ponies
>>26036881
>Dislestia
Fucking kill yourself, autist.
>>26037077
This. Moonfriends aren't the enemy.
>>26037077
Luna is best princessBut Celestia is pretty based too
>>26037533
>>26037567
Heh, simply ebic, I like it redditbro, +1.
Acentia.
>"Anonymous, your constant shenanigans are becoming quite the nuisance for the palace staff and as such I'm afraid I must ask tha-"
>'HEY! TIA! LOOK! BALL!' You say whistling a few times
>"OOH! BALL!"
>>26035000
If by attack you mean love, then yes.
I wonder if your heart can stand.
