JD's Return edition.
ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
>Shitpost
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>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151810
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151833
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/5151994
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/5207921
>What race would you play?
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Remember: Do it right the first time
Last Thread: >>25958228
JAD IS BEST CYOA
>>25972000
>best
You mean perfect. Best means it could be bested in the future.
>>25972014
Glad your smart anon to correct me
>>25971986
Burn the bats.
Yeeeah baby, work that grill.
Whichever for failure.
Would you guys wanna do a CYOA where Anon has to fight monsters overrunning Equestria, like a Van Helsing kind of thing?
>>25972056
>anon
dropped
>>25972056
>Anon
wewew
>>25972056
Shut up Steve.
>>25972056
Make it a pony instead of Anon and I'm sold.
>>25972056
That sounds alright.
>>25972056
WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU STEVE
>>25972062
>>25972062
<3 JAD is friendship JAD is love <3
>>25971670
How about a colored version.
>>25972093
>>25972108
Fine, fine.
I'll just fuck off back to my Long Name and my Dirty Work, then.
>>25972123
GC a qt
>>25972130
I was kidding, I <3 you
>>25972178
Don't worry, m8.
I can't even imagine the fucked up mindset required to get upset over an anonymous post disagreeing with me about what the best interactive 4chan story about ponies is.
Alright /cyoag/, how about this:
You are acute little ponyand your goal is to docute little pony stuff
>>25972208
Would play.
>>25972208
TAKE ALL MY MONEY AND MAKE THIS HAPPEN!
>>25972208
10/10 best idea ever
>>25972208
Cuddle Mercenary?
>>25972208
Are you literally proposing a CYOA where nothing happens? We go for a stroll, eat a flower sandwich, talk to our friends, and that's it?
Yes. I would play that.
>>25972208
>>25972208
I love slice of life stories and multiply it by feels
>>25972208
why cant current Qms think like this?
>>25972242
That ripple traveling up her front is amusing.
Active threads
M&M: >>25926881
Threshold: >>25893211
Dirty Work: >>25957198
ButtQuest: >>25941092
Archipelago: >>25957552
Urban Survival: >>25895516
Vampony: >>25895448
Cuddles: >>25903827
Space: >>25901652
Colony: >>25954535
SIM: >>25757388
We need more tolerant cyoa pornos
>>25972307
Dirty Work won't be fully active for another half an hour.If we can believe Aight.
>>25972307
wew, why so few?
>>25972341
We're on a downswing after the holiday boom.
>>25972341
Holiday break is ending, and all the kiddies are getting ready to go back to school on Monday.
>>25972307
>tfw no continuation of Colt Quest shitstorm
dammit, was hoping for that the most.
>>25972341
Shitty vacation QMs have given up the fight and the more established ones need a bit to get use to work/school again.
>>25972341
Summer is over.
>>25972362
The best part about the ongoing Coltquest shitstorms is that they have no actual effect on the quest.
>>25972238
They're fighting anon
Fighting is not cute little pony stuff
>>25972333
but those trips will be active
>>25972382
>>25972362
Whats it about anyway?
>>25972382
Do shitstorms ever really affect quests?
>>25972407
Muh Joyride
Muh quest with no goals
>>25972208
Why can't we have more cyoas like this?
no big adventures
no eldritch horrors
no /k/ autism
no mysteries
just cute little ponies being cute little ponies
>>25972416
People not getting what their decisions picked.
>>25972416
It's affected M&M several times.
>>25972407
Ok imagine a little colt who's running away from his sexually abusive step parents. He decides that he's going to learn alchemy and make some friends along the way, no longer afraid of his abusive past. He then end up strapped to a semen milking machine as bottles are filled with his spooge
>>25972440
What the fuck is this CYOA
>>25972424
Because you can only do so many cute things before it gets repetitive
>>25972447
Dumb
>>25972447
Colt Quest my friend
>>25972447
A sex quest. He had sex about six times before we reached that particular fetish.
>>25972447
A shit one.
>>25972416
Shitstorms don't effect quests, they effect QMs.
>>25972447
People dont realize its a porn quest and take it too seriously : the quest
>>25972447
/ss/ trap quest.
We agreed to give her our semen in exchange for her teaching us magic as an apprentice.
We really need some direction. We decided we were going to get back at our parents, came up with no way to actually do that, then started going after whatever magic catches our eye while helping Joy find the magic of orgasm again.
QM hasn't given us enough info on the world to let us continue our original goal, so we've given way to the only other quest prompt we have. Alternatively, players are fucking uncreative.
The rest is bitching about Joyride "forcing us into rape" despite pretty much keeping to consent rules: we make it clear we don't want to, she doesn't push it.
We agreed to the milking in advance, really, by offering semen at all.
>>25972494
>>25972502
>We agreed to the milking in advance, really, by offering semen at all.
I'm not really certain what they really expected once that was agreed to.
>>25972530
they were expecintg us to unload into joy's unfeeling pussy
thats one observation id like to make clear
CQ players are OBSESSED with plowing and seeding the mares we come acrossnot that I have an issue, as that is EXACTLY my fetish, but still
>>25972502
Additionally the last shit storm was like this
>"Hey you want to gangbanged by 3 zebra guys for money"
>players there: "Sure"
>Autists who show up later in the session "RAPE! FUCK JOY RIDE. RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
>>25972459
Across the Ocean is back up, man.
Does anyone like CQ or do people just play it to bitch?
>>25972560
Yes
>>25972560
I'm trying to enjoy a lewd quest but the shitposting is a bit much.
>>25972554
I'm fine with that, it is a sex quest after all. But that'd be a waste of good sperm when you can just shoot it in to a jar. Given what we knew about Joy at the time, that'd be a stupid thing to expect.
>>25972555
She forced him to willingly accept.
>>25972341
Gotta beat my high score!
>>25972560
I'd enjoy more of a focus so that we're not just wandering around, but I like it anyway.
>>25972560
I like it. It's got a mix of cute and lewd. It's a lewd quest, so that's what I expect from it, and it delivers
Also, the clothes are adorable
But someone's always gonna hate something, so to answer your question, both
>>25972521
Back to your containment thread fucko
>>25972554
>tfw I'm one of the folks with an impregnation fetish
That hope scene was my favorite and I want to do the same to every mare we come acrosseven that farm filly
>>25972555
https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_nyiilq7VuQ1uab8pk.mp4
>>25972554
Actually I was expecting a hand job into a jar and then being done with that part of the deal never to look back at it again.
>>25972619
But this is my containment thread.
>>25972639
Every fucking time.
>>25972640
Is Joyride secretly Esmeralda?
>>25972555
The funniest part is that the whole quest is operating on lewd rules.
Emerald isn't suffering PTSD or breaking down in the middle of the street. Anything he does will just roll off of him.
The only reason anything ever bothers him is because the players are demanding it bothers him.
>Comes back after 2 months or so
>CYOAg is still a thing>Vampony is also still a thing.This made me happy
You faggots are STILL not done with this bullshit?
What did I miss
>>25972692
Even deepblue got sad after she was wrapped
>>25972708
Nothing.
>>25972708
Quackula please go
>>25972690
they probably practice the same kind of magic.
>>25972690
Is Esmeralda secretly Raven?
>>25972690
>joy breaks off emeralds dick to start casting spells
>>25972723
She should feel sad. Lost that fight like a bitch.
>>25972723
Nobody should be sad when they are wrapped.
It's very warm and cozy.
>>25972690
Pretty sure Joy would wipe the floor with Assface.
>>25972738
>>25972690
Nope. Chuck Testa
>>25972582
See, exactly this. There was no force in it anyway. Go quote the post and show me how Joyride forced us to say yes.
>>25972692
Yup. It's hilarious. It's like the opposite of other quests where everyone wants to fuck all the characters, male or female. Now they don't want to do anything lewd
>>25972723
>>25972692
It funny how Nips makes a no fucks given lewd and combat quest with 1/3rd he dialog and it manages to be deeper somehow.Also, Emerald fucking Blue when?
>>25972758
I don't think you understand sarcasm Anon.
That's how every lewd quest is oddly enough. Foal Quest had the players doing their damndest to keep Deep Blue out of sex. Maid 4 U took railroading to get them to have sex. Unless you pretty much start out with your dick in a mare players will fight it.
>>25972767
How the fuck is it deeper
>>25972723
>>25972750
I wish a wrapper would find me and wrap me hard.
>>25972767
>deeper
Nah, Emerald can do anal. That can get quite a bit deeper before hitting a wall.
>>25972783One extra hole
>>25972733
Sorry, man, not Quackula.Just Vamp
>>25972798
Are you implying Deep Blue doesn't have an anus
>>25972804
After this gangbang though, emerald will be so stretched out that it won't matter
>>25972767
Foal Quest is still about as deep as a kiddy-pool.
>>25972783
Shhh, don't rile up the nipscucks.
>>25972820
Fillies don't have anuses anon.
>>25972723
>>25972827
Im a bit sad that someone posted the greater mimic's design in the thread tho.
That would have surprised me in-game
>>25972831
Yeah, everyone knows that fillies don't poop.
>>25972829
Even nips himself said that fq wasnt deep.
>>25972844
sorry anon, nips loves giving out character sheets like hotcakes
>>25972857
Fruit, where did your fangs go after the 1st thread?
>>25972857
Man, i remember when people in cyoag were talking about his fangs.
Those were easier times
>>25972897
T-they sometimes show up;_;
>>25972857
Fruity2cutie
>>25972897
Nips predicted the bat cancer and so decided he had to get rid of them so they would not infest SS.
>>25972920
>predicted the bat cancer
>bat companion in first thread
I think a lot of the shitstorm comes from discussion of changing the quest from lewd to something else. People are starting to do that in the actual threads.
>DRAMA
>>25972905
We can still discuss fangs anon
>>25972945
I really like fangs
>>25972940
It's kinda hard to change to any semblance of seriousness with the premise.
Nips pls
Pls Nips
Fruit needs his fangs
Pls
>>25972857
Does Chili Pepper have little fangs like his dad?
>>25972940
The biggest problem is that idiots decide to make the arguments be about Joyride instead of actually doing something else.
>We need to leave Joyride! She's a terrible pony!
>And do what?
>Uh...
>>25973004
Nothing so far from what we've seen.
God dammit. My one rule of playing CQ is to start playing CQ when the sesion begins and stop playing when the session ends.
You fucks are making it hard to do that. Scurry back to whatever dark, semen-encrusted hole you came from.
>>25972995
Yeah, how will he eat without them? This is pone cruelty!
>>25972970
Take some, they're free my friend
>>25972970
We need more changelings.
>>25973059
Blame the other QMs for not running today, leaving little to talk about
>>25973114
Easy keeps killing them.
>>25973132
Or marrying them.
>>25973132
Only one changeling allowed for her.
>>25973114
I missIchor.
>>25973155
Don't worry, Unique should be returning soon. :^)
>>25973165
Reminder that Sloth fucked up and we were actually supposed to start mutating in the mansion.
>>25973178
Really? When was this said?
>>25973165
There's a changeling named Ichor in that game too?
>>25973114
I wish Houdini was actually a changeling. But a magic-casting earth pony is cool too I guess.
>>25972874
Time to start randomly making character sheets for various CYOA pones.
>>25973184
In the secret club. Apparently we have so much ambrosia in us that any amount of ichor exposure is enough to cause mutation.
>>25973227
Why not just use a standard DnD or Pathfinder sheet instead?
>>25973239
This seems like a very weird system.
>>25973227
I expect you to be drawing each of those character portraits.
>>25973239
I've never seen him in the club before.
>>25973178
>>25973184
>>25973196
>>25973239
To be fair, that was probably the only major fuck up I noticed other than retconning some characters names because I didn't like them.Also ultimately wouldn't have mattered too much since you would've been able to purge it and get rid of those mutations later on, you wouldn't have enough for it to really fuck Chalk's shit.
>>25973271
He's been there a few times. Always comes in with a different name, though.
>>25973281
We need to get some ichor inside of usfrom Lovesick's tentacles.
>>25973281
Oh, so that explains how Daffodil just kind of morphed into Chemtrail.
>>25973281
What's the matter, too chicken to do anything more permanent?
>>25973324
Nah, it's because you immediately put the barrier up over the hole and put your gasmask on.
>>25973297She may be able to actually do it if you ingest enough of her blood.
>>25973352
>If you ingest enough of her blood
What about... Other fluids? Say we were to have some fun with Lovesick when we get back to the apartment.
>>25973383Should be safe with her since she's been more or less purified. Though if you do it with say, Patchwork, that may be a legit concern
>>25973352
I have no idea what any of what you just said is but okay.
>>25973417
>Ichor poisoning is an STD
Wew
>>25973417
I want to see what's under the quilt.
>>25973478
>perfectly normal mare on stilts.
>>25973417
I've TRYING to sleep with lovesick but we keep ending up in life threatening danger. What's up with that sloth?
>>25973497
Gotta earn it anon.
>>25973497
All I know is that that thread better start out with the promised lewd.
>>25973552
never ever
>>25973552
Anon, it's been 6 months. I don't think the lewd is happening.
>>25973572
>>25973552
>>25973572Maybe hopefullyAt the very least there may be Lovesick lewds I commissioned
>>25973597wew
>>25973586
It's been about that long since Sloth started saying he can run Unique consistently again. I can have dreams.
>>25973597
I don't even read it and I know how bullshit this is.
>>25973510
Yes anon?
>>25973597
>No Chalk and Traitor lewd
>But real porn of Lovesick
>>25973649
Go get ready for your date, you little shit.
>>25973653
That image made me laugh harder than it should have.
>>25973653
But anon, we do have Chalk and Traitor lewd.He liked itI can't actually tell if his body is positioned that way but it's funny to imagine.
>>25973739
I don't really follow what you are trying to highlight in that image.
>>25973874
big benis :DDDDD
I am very scared as to what exactly the retcons will effect.
>>25974132
Everything
>>25974132
Huh?
>>25974178
See >>25973281.
Dirty Work is live again.
>>25974256
>>25974132
>>25974219
I said I retconned the names occasionally while running (Like changing Daffodil to Chemtrail). No other retcons occurred, nor do I plan to retcon anything.
>>25974132
We're going to be bright green instead of bright yellow.
uncle lucky is best uncle
>>25974511
Wispy is best daughteroo
>>25974540
Etherbreeze is best pegasus
It's time, Crafty.
Is there a CYOA where you just try to do a simple task but things just don't go your way?
Like the movie falling down.
>>25974602
Friendship is Tragic?
>>25974602
That's called an Inept quest, anon.
>>25974554
For the schedule?
im thinking it out.
I'm feeling a bit sick so I might call off work tommorow/sunday and then i could prepare all day and be good to go monday night.
otherwise I'll work on it monday and have the thread on tuesday. Depends how i'm feeling 6~ hours from now. either way i should be able to run through to the friday night.https://picarto.tv/Pandacraft
Who likes Tube pones!?
Because I've got bad news and good news.
Bad news: That anon that made the new moth tube pone hasn't come back yet.
Good News: I happen to have last years models.
>>25975122
https://picarto.tv/thebirdiebin
Hijacker, No. 35 and Craft all streaming together.
JAD~
Hey guys, I'm here to make my pitch. I'm thinking about starting a quest here. Picture this. You are a very sick pone named Cough Syrup and the point of the game is to try and make life better for the continuously ill poner by guiding them through their time of need.
Side note: May or may not have art, I'm still trying to convince my roommate to do some for me.
>>25975287
So your goal is to be a nice person before you die?
I'd play for the feels, assuming you can write.
>>25975287
Perhaps, but focus on story, not art.
>>25975287
I'd play
but like >>25975311 said
>>25975287
make sure you find a cute nickname to call him
>>25975431
Coughy
Cough-fee
>>25975460
HAPPENING
5
>>25975555
and so it was.
3
>>25975488
>says it would be bullies
>is actually a mob boss who murdered someone
Hijanitor pls
![[screaming].png](https://i.imgur.com/KWsidQe.png "[screaming].png")
>>25975633
>its the mob bosses kid
>>25975663
>In this world Tactic pretty much gave up after he got that mare killed and the Mob Boss went on to kill millions and get away with it.
>>25975633
>implying it's decker
his name is SHUFFLE and he is a BUSINESSPONY
>>25975913
now we wait for shuffle and sickle lewd
If I started a JAD session now, would there be enough people awake to warrant it?
>>25976391
Chalk looks badass here, but No35, you know she's supposed to be SHORT and STOUT.
>>25976369
Maybe
>>25976411
She's closer to the viewer than the other two ponies there.
>>25976369
I'm around.
>>25976319
Does anyone have the lineart for this?
>>25976369
Its late afternoon where I am
>>25976624
>>25976624
Nice coloring job. Makes the shotgun a whole lot more noticeable too.
>>25976566
>>25976572
>>25976611
Three people - good enough for me! Let the capitalism commence!
>>25976691
>>25976708
And so it begins...
JAD is underrated and deserves more love.
>>25976748
No one talks about smaller CYOAs like JAD much. We need to talk about them more. And by we I mean everyone else.
>>25976771
Everyone in this thread is always raving about JAD.
I tried reading it from the beginning once, and didn't get very far before I lost interest because the main character didn't grab me.
I am considering trying again, but I need to know one crucial piece of information first.
Does the main character develop any sort of serious mental or social problem over the course of the story? Because at the beginning he appears to be boringly well adjusted.
>>25976882
Nope.
>>25976904
Well, okay then.
I'll stick with the CYOAs where the MC is fucked up in some way. I didn't come to this fandom to see well adjusted ponies, damn it.
>>25976882
If you consider wanting to fuck every mare in the story plus a trap a social problem, then sure
>>25976882
No. He doesn't. Now stop acting like you're some kind of special snowflake for not liking it.
Not sure where you think people are 'always raving about it' because all I see are the same 'JAD is perfect' meme repetition which seems to be more about just provoking people to complain about it, not to genuinely compliment it.
>>25976882
Not really. Usually there's just memes. If you cut out the memes the amount of talk about its problems is about as much as it's strengths.
Anyway, no, Pot remains fairly average. His companions are starting to show all sorts of issues though.
>>25976924
I wasn't trying to act like a special snowflake. I mistook the "JAD is perfect" meme to be legitimate fan praise.
>>25976912
Bisexual philanderer actual makes him more interesting, though.
>>25976925
Where should I start reading to see his companions' character development?
>>25976968
The funnest bit is the big warrior mare getting triggered and slamming a stallions head through a table for complimenting her. It's a ways in, can't remember where exactly.
>>25976994
I'll look for that, thank you.
Hopefully the supporting cast will hold me even if the main character isn't anything special.
status update: no survivors
>>25977054
Now it is Treads who does the bullying
>>25977061
Oh thank god, I can finally retire.
We have a real drawfag.
>>25977061
Weird markings make her look like a G1 poner
>>25977080
>real
>IMPLYING
>>25977091
I imply nothing. I OUTRIGHT STATE that the digital art seen in >>25977061 looks a hundred times better than my crappy pencil doodles.
>>25977109
>Soulless samefaced abominations
>Better than anything
>>25976994
Why would a compliment trigger you to hurt someone?
>>25977146
Cause she's a former slave so it triggered her rage.
>>25977146
she's a rape victim
>>25977146
Because ow the edge.
Now that the first thread's almost over, I want to give my thoughts on Dirty Work. Specifically how much I like it.
Kismet is handled especially well. Rather than the stereotypical mob character who would be something like 'You's gonna do what we say, or we's gonna get you fitted for a new pair a' shoes, see?' She's actually nice, 'I know you're in trouble, but you can fix it and here's how.' Even hugging thw MC whenever they discussed the actual numbers of the debt.
That empathy and kindness means that not only is Sharpie doing work for the mob, but she's perfectly happy to do so. It's genius level manipulation, and I love it.
Second, going right into the plot is a plus. No beating around the bush, here's the problem, go solve it.
Other than that, I like Sharpie's neurotic personality. It's a lot of fun to play a character with a distinct personality.
Off to a much stronger start than Heat and I'm really looking forward to what more this CYOA has to offer.
>>25977195
I agree with all your points, especially the appeal of Sharp's neurotic personality. It makes her a very sympathetic character, and I find myself really wanting to help her get ahead in life.
I find her love of even numbers to be especially adorable, and I don't know why.
>>25977054
I feel like it would be hard to move around in that box
>>25977226
I can only imagine the panic attack when she loses a sock in the dryer.
>>25977306
>"i am dead now"
>>25977385
Treads uses SCRUNCHFACE!
It's super effective!
>>25977195
>Kismet
Is she a Tatar or something?
>>25977725
Fuck if I know. Maybe it's one of those things where people use a word in another language as a naming device.
>>25977774
Don't be an idiot. Kismet is a fancy word for fate or destiny, and her special talent is organization, both of which are rather related.
>>25977919
My apologies for not recognizing a word that appears in .00002% of books.
>>25977927
That's okay, anon. We can't all have a brain, so those of us who do just try and help you keep up.
>>25977964
He's right though, it's not a word in common usage. I haven't seen it written in nearly a decade, and the only reason I remembered it was because it was in that Frozen movie.
