>If you think you'll ever reach my level of vocabulary and refined prose then proceed by sucking my books dry.
>>25969317
"Why are your books wet though?"
>>25969317
How about you suck my dick dry?
Imm akeep drawin' yo wit a fat ass
>>25969327
Princess need a fat ass
>>25969317
>"Anon... I didn't mean... literally... those are expensive!"
>Twilight is hyperventilating
But now seriously why is everyone on this board such an illiterate retard with no sense of prose aesthetics?
>>25969612
cuz you a faggot
>>25969612
They only sense of aesthetics they have is how good pony plot looks.
>>25969317
If books is a euphemism for any hole under that tail of yours, then consider me your loyal subject, Princess.
>>25969817
Now you got her attention
>>25969317
>your next move was sucking twilight's horn
>"a-anon! what the-?!"
"well, you have too much books, so i though i better suck the only head that read all those books"
>>25969852
"many books" dum-dum. You don't drink books.
"much" is used for liquid and things that cannot be measured in singular and plural, such as your stupidity. You can't say one water, two waters.
This isn't even grammar, this is logic.
>>25969965
>>25969317
What? You talk like a cartoon character.
>>25969965
Guys... we found the real Twilight Sparkle.
>>25969612
>this board
This is nothing. Take a look on /b/ sometime. I swear to god it wasn't as bad as it is now five years ago.
Everything changed when the Facebook Nation attacked.
>>25969972
You got owned hard.
>>25970044
Just asserting my superiority over the uneducated masses. No need to get mad now. After all where would we be if retards ruled over the planet? Worse than Hell. That is why you must obey your jew goddess unicorn, you don't have a better choice.
Twilight would be accused of zoophillia if she had sex with a brony.
>>25970097
>where would we be if retards ruled over the planet
>implying the butt sisters, love butt and princess smart aren't retards
>>25969317
>contractions
Nice try.It wasn't nice at all
>>25970097
>No need to get mad now.
Learn where to use commas.
>After all where would we be if retards ruled over the planet?
LEARN WHERE TO USE COMMAS.
>Worse than Hell
Sentence fragment.
>That is why you must obey your jew goddess unicorn, you don't have a better choice.
LEARN WHERE NOT TO USE COMMAS AND WHERE TO USE SEMICOLONS INSTEAD.
notTwilight/10
>>25970311
Get lost Britain. You lost the confederate war because of your commas. Lewis Carroll was right - your education system sucks dick. God fuck the queen in the ass.
>>25970513
>Britain
American English uses the same conventions. I should know; I'm Murrikan as freedom fries.
>>25970311
Nothing wrong with sentence fragments.
Anon is gay and a faggot.
Anon is gay and a faggot. Anon is a gay faggot.
>>25969612
because only autists care about prose
>>25971108
>le ironic autist not wanting to tell the truth
>>25969612
Because most people haven't read a book outside of highschool.
Besides, verse is superior ^:)
