>"Um, good morning, Anon."
"Hi Celly."
>"Anon."
"I said hi."
>"Anon, was my sister messing with your dreams last night?"
"Errr..... no?"
>"Anon, my sister was making you dream about horse pussy again."
"But I... oh fine, how can you tell/"
>"Anon, your penis is tenting your pajamas quite visibly."
"So it is, Celly, so it is."
>>25969090
And then it turns out this is the wet dream Luna has given you.
>>25969136
Wouldnt surprise me.
>>25969090
"It was about you, you sexy sunhorse. Meet me in the library for a little lovin, sweet thang."
>>25969136
>Anon really pisses Luna off
>That night, Luna sets up a multilayered dream reality for him where Celestia begins dating him
>Anon spends "months" building this perfect relationship with Celestia, all within Luna's controlled dreamscape
>Anon finally wakes up into reality after a good night of sleep without realizing anything is amiss, and goes to give Celestia her daily morning kiss
>Luna watches from the shadows, laughing quietly as Anon's heart is destroyed
>>25969606
Oh that Luna, always taking things to far. First the whole Nightmare moon business just because she felt lonely and now throwing Anons into depression because of a prank.
>>25969606
>Life shattered anon kills himself
what feel now luna?
>>25969606
I bet this only happens because they're either pranking buddies or Anon kept pushing her worst digits and blowing it off with"Its a prank bro"
>>25969090
Making sure thos thread doesn't die.
>>25970961
Then write something or post something don't just bump
>>25969826
>>Life shattered anon kills himself
>what feel now luna?
She''ll get another one
>>25971118
Man, Luna, You smart.
You Loyal.
You a genius.
I appreciate that.
>>25971118
>>25971152
Loyal?
By killing Anon?TRAITOR
Make Reply morning spaghetti
>>25969606
any writefags around? i would love to see this
>"Anonymous, you appear to have ejaculated."
"Wha - how did you know?"
>"Your bedrooms smells of semen."
"Right..."
>"There is also fresh semen staining your bedsheets and undergarments."
"Yeah, um, this is kind of embarrassing."
>"And I see that your penis is still erect."
"Could you stop looking at it, please?"
>"My sister was making you dream about my vagina. I'm very sorry about that."
"Yes, it's very awkward."
>"I assume the dream involved me entering your bedroom and stimulating your penis with my vagina until you ejaculated inside of me."
"For fuck's sake!"
>"Oh dear, you appear to be ejaculating again. I'm terribly sorry."
>>25969606
>You smile giddily as you wake up.
>You reach across your bed to cuddle with your glorious Sun butt.
>Strangely, she isn't there.
>Also strangely, you're actually in your bed, in your room, rather than in her absolutely enormous bed, in her room.
>Strange.
>No matter. You spring out of bed anyway, ready to greet your loving mare.
>Looking at the sun, you see it's fairly high up.
>She must have slipped you in your old bed so as not to wake you as she raised the brilliantly bright sun that appears in the enormous windows by her enormous bed.
>Yeah, that must be it.
>What other explanation could there be?
>Soon dressed and ready for the day, you head down to find your love.
>You find her with Luna, her old moustached advisor, Fancy Pants, and some other high end looking stallions you won't bother to learn the names of, holding chocolates and roses..
>You still remember her face when you put a whoopee cushion on her throne.
>You didn't think she'd take it so badly.
"Good morning my Sunshine, the incandescence of your beautiful morning is only paled by the radiance of your beauty."
>Praise the Sun.
>You lean down to kiss her slowly and tenderly as the fingers of one hand glide through her ethereal yet silky mane.
>Your other hand cups her face as you deepen the kiss.
>You pull back, to see your love, eyes closed, lips moving up and down slightly, Luna looking excited and anxious, the stallions all in shock, and her advisor on the verge of a heart attack.
>You also see Shining Armour behind them all.
>Giving your love a smaller kiss, like a signature, you go to talk to your bro.
>You're unaware of Celestia blinking her eyes as she slowly comes to, shakes her head, then looks to Luna and the stallions that were begging to date her.
>"Now THAT is how you court somepony... Kibitz, please have the metalworkers construct a crown to the dimensions of Anons' head."
>>25972075
that was great, is there more?
>>25972075
Please more
>>25972075
More pls
>>25972075
>Luna's plan backfires enormously
I like this. Make more.
>>25972075
We demand more
>>25971566
I admit it. I kekked.
>>25971566
I admit it. I came
>>25972075
this was very good
>>25972075
More
>>25972075
more?
>>25972075
Great as a oneshot, good job anon.
>>25969930Moonie Princess Prank Gone Wrong 2016| (GONE SEXUAL)| (CLINICAL DEPRESSION)
>>25969606
>>25972075
I think I must be easily depressed.
>>25969606
What the fuck Luna
>>25969606
>Anon goes to kiss Celestia
>What a fool he is to not have seen through this trick already
>You've really outdone yourself this time you have
>As he nears her, mere inches separating them, she stops his face with a hoof
>"What are you doing?"
>"Trying to kiss you, of course."
>"Why?"
>The rest of their exchange unfolds as you fight the urge to break into laughter
>The look on his face as he realizes his folly is priceless
>It's like watching a vase fall in slow motion, shattering into a million pieces on impact with the ground
>He nods understandingly and leaves
>Boy, you have to see more of this
>You follow him through the halls, watching him sway back and forth on his slow walk
>He's like a shadow of his old self
>A hollow shell of the bright and vibrant man he just was
>Look at him going out onto the balcony trying to get more of Tia's light
>Oh, oh now he's climbing on the railing
>He must be trying to...jump
>Oh, he jumped
>...
>WAIT NO THAT'S BAD
>You rush to the railing to see his flattened body staining the concrete below
>It was just a prank...
>>25975813
>>25969606
I'd like to see a story where Anon gets completely rejected by Celestia, then goes all Count of Monte Cristo on Luna - vowing revenge at any cost for destroying such a life he had.
I'd write it but I have other projects. The idea is there, though.
>>25971566
"Not as sorry as you will be if you don't get over here and help me recreate that dream."
>But Anon...
"No buts Sunbutt."
>I'm not sure ponies are built for this 'missionary' position?
"Not literally...I ah...Just get your ass over here....
>I thought you wanted me, why are we calling for the maid?
>...
>Why are you looking at me like that?
>>25972075
moar?
>>25971118
>Luna is tsundere for anon
>She goes NMM again after he kills himself
>>25976018
...that'd be amazing. I have a idea now, I think.
>>25972075
I wanna see more
>>25972075
We need more of this!
>>25972075
What was Shining even doing there?
>>25972075
Not the original guy
>As you and Shining continue walking away, Shining decides to make some small talk.
>"So..... you just kissed Celestia."
"Yeah so?"
>"You just kissed her!"
"So?"
>"You litterally decided to make out with the Princess in front of hundreds of other stallions who wanted to date her."
"SO?!"
"......"
"Wait other stallions?"
>"Yeah!"
"But I'm dating Celestia."
>If Shinong Armor had a drink right now he would be spitting it out.
>"Holy shit when?!"
"Since January 3'rd."
>"Anon...... it is January 3'rd."
"That's impossible, today is clearly June 28."
>"I hate to break it to you but it is in fact January 3'rd."
"Fine then where is your proof."
>Shining then took you to the royal calender to show that it was in fact January 3'rd.
"What?"
>"Now do you want to call me a liar again?"
"But I was clearly having sex with her yesterday."
>>25980123
You have no authority to continue what was perfect to begin with.
>>25980123
Can we have more reactions from Shining about this?
>>25975813
>you lean over the railing
"IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO!"
>there, now no one will be mad at you
>>25980305
Authority? No. But this a free board and you are free to ignore it. I for one enjoyed it immensely. Just because it's perfect, doesn't mean you can't have more.
>>25972075
>Kibitz
Literally who. I miss some chapter of the S5 or something?
>>25981191
A jew.
>>25975445
Its just a prank bro!
>>25975445
(Behind the scenes)
>>25980123
Please Continue
>>25981191
just comic shit. he isn't canon
>>25982583
The comics used to be good, right?
Where did it all go wrong?
>>25982673
Since pic related
>>25982583
>mfw I realized why Princess Spike felt so familiar
I watched that episode for the first time a few days ago, and I had that weird sense of deja vu, like I had seen exactly the same scenario play out somewhere else.
Then I realized/remembered that I had seen it in this comic issue.
>>25982697
Looks like some alternate universe shenanigans.
That was the Celestia / Good!Sombra shipping storyline, right?
>>25982728
What's with the Character!Name thing popping up everywhere?
>>25980123
>You ecplain in detail your realation with Celestia to Shining Armor.
>Every single detail.
>From your very peaceful dates to your rough nights of pure sex.
>He's married so you don't think he'll mind going into that much detail.
>Apparently he did because he's barfing out his breakfast.
>"Please Anon..... keep your wierd fantasy fetishes about you and the princess to yourself."
"But it's true, every single detail of it."
>"Are you sure Luna isn't just fucking with you in your dream world?"
>You were about to retort back.... but then you remembered last night.
>You were in the kitchen trying to get a midnight snack for yourself.
>All you find in the kitchen is just vegetables and hay until something catches your eye.
>It's a moonpie.
>It looks so delicious.
>So out of hunger you take and eat the pie.
>"What the fuck Anon!?"
>You hear a voice filled with rage.
>You then see Princess Luna now staring angry at you.
>"Anon E. Mouse!!"
>She said your full name.
>She must be really pissed off by what you did.
>"How dare you eat my moonpie!?"
>"I had that pie baked by Pinkie Pie herself and you ate it!!"
"I'll buy you another one."
>You say as you walked back to your bedroom.
>"MARK MY WORDS ANON E. MOUSE!! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU!! DO YOU HEAR ME!! REVENGE!!"
>>25983104
Me likes, more celly please.
>>25983104
>That very same night.
>You were sleeping like a baby.
>Nothing unusual.
>That was until Luna showed up.
>She wad watching you sleep peacefully for a bit.
>Then she began her plan.
>"Alright Anon, I know exactly how to have my revenge on you."
>"I'll place over 1000 layers of dreams over you, making it seem you spent about months doing what you would but in reality you would still be asleep."
>"I'm not sure what is going to happen in that dream but something tells me it's going to hilarious for me and embarrassing for you."
>Luna then put you in your own little dream world to make you "suffer".
>"Sweet dreams anon, I'll see you do something embarrassing at ten."
>You finish telling Shining Armor what you recalled last night.
>It seems to make sense.
>Shining does raise his hoof though.
>"Yeah as believable as it sounds Anon there is one quedtion."
>"How the hell did you hear what Luna said if you were in a deep sleep?"
"THAT........ is a good question....."
>>25982817
That naming convention has existed for years, anon. It's an easy way to distinguish what iteration of a character is meant.
>>25983410
>pic is the answer.
