Pretend for a second that you're still a virgin and you get to lose your V with any one of them. Pony, humanized, EqG, alternate universe, fetish fuel, which ever you want.
Which one would choose to do the deed and why?
>>25968650
Celestia, teach me to do it properly. Do it well. Coddle me, whisper instruction, reassurance, and praise. Let the night remain for as long as we wish. The chamber doors won't reopen until I can emerge a creature capable of pleasing a goddess.
Then I'll fuck all your little ponies stupid.
i want to drown rainbow dash
>>25968650
>>25968650
>pretend
>>25968650
Pony Pinkie Pie when we are in a loving monogamous relationship.
Probably human Twilight.
Her curious mind will allow her to explore sexual pleasures.
First we test on positions, the usual is missionary or dog then switch to cowgirl and cradle
Next we try out role play, teacher/student type stuff
Next we try bondage
who is in what position is depending
Next we only do oral, nothing but licking and sucking
Next we play a game to see who will orgasm first and then see who can make it to 10 orgasms. Loser buys breakfast lunch and dinner
After all those we cuddle and kiss till we sleep (except for the oral sex part..)
>>25969117
Not all of us are kissless virgins or incels.
Some of us lost it before the show was even announced.
>pretend
>>25968650
>pretend
>>25968650
Pinkie Pie.
If there's anything I've learned about sex, it's that it's supposed to be about fun.
Although I think fucking different species of intelligent life should at least count for a new punch on the ol' V-card.
Sex with pone is definitely different from sex with human.
>>25968650
>pretend
>>25968650
Dash because I love her. I want nothing more than to give her everything she wants.
>>25968650
>pretend
>>25969117
Oh dammit
But op, my waifu of course
>>25968650
>Pretend for a second that you're still a virgin
where do you think you are
>>25968650
>I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
No, definitely would be Twilight.
>>25970742
I agree.
Especially if she's as hyper and jumpy in the bed as she is regularly. Crazy sex is best sex.
Bookhorse, not only because of her looks, but because of the mad bragging rights for taking the virginity of the recently ascended princess and future ruler of Equestria.
>>25968650
Pony Fluttershy, unfortunately.
>>25969839
Yeah, I'm sure, kiddo.
bloomp
>>25970964
>unfortunately
why?
>>25968650
>Pretend for a second that you're still a virgin
Oh OP, that surely made me laugh
You're a great comedian.
>>25969304
this. also hopefully she likes anal
>>25968650
>still
And Twilight, because she would likely be as awkward and intellectual about the process as me.
>>25968706
Nice filename
Soarin.
>>25968650
>Pretend
>>25968650
>Pretend
>>25969839
Heh, neato, my dude, I like it, +1.
>>25968706
Good choice.
Also, she's humanised and very tall.
>>25968650
>Pretend for a second that you're still a virgin
>Pretend
Well... I still am one. 6 years away from becoming a wizard.
I would choose pony Fluttershy as she is my waifu. We would both lose our virginity in a slow and deeply romantic evening exactly the way we have always wanted.
>>25970791
This
>>25973087
First times are very sloppy and awkward actually
>>25968650
>No hooves
no problem, is shit
>"Oh gosh, you're trembling..."
>"There, there, it's okay... you're okay..."
>"I'm right here, sweetheart. Right here beside you. I'm not going anywhere. Just listen to my heartbeat."
>"That's a good boy..."
>"I love you so much."
>"I'll put my wings around you... I'll hold onto you so tight..."
>"You're so warm, Anon. It feels so good to hug you..."
>"Shh, oh, sweetheart, you're okay... it's okay..."
>"Shh, shh..."
>"It's okay to cry... just let it all out."
>"I love you. I love you so much."
>"I'm here for you... I'll never leave you..."
>"Are you ready? Look into my eyes, let me kiss you..."
>"Mmf... (my good boy...)"
>"Aah... (I'm putting it in...)"
>"Ooh, gosh, your moans are so cute!"
>"It feels good, d-doesn't it? Does my pussy feel good?"
>"Y-You're gonna cum? Cum inside me! Let it all out! Yes! Good boy! Cum! Cum!"
>"YES! Yes! Yesssss...."
>"Ahh.... (huff, huff...)"
>"Mmn..."
>"That was wonderful, Anon."
>"You look so happy..."
>"You're not a virgin anymore, you're my husband now... my human husband."
>"We'll always be together."
>"Hold me close Anon, hold me really tight..."
>"I love you more than anything in the world."
>>25968650
>pretend
Did you forget where you are?
>>25968650
>pretend
>>25973667
>>25973667
>>25973667
UNF
Moar please.
>>25973667
Why can't I talk?
Did she gag me?
>>25973694
You don't have to pretend, we're among bros here, bro
>>25968650
We can do it together.
>>25971073
>literally all of 4chan are manlets by /fit/ standards
>>25975056
Fuck I was gonna say the same thing I'm 6'5". The way /b/ talks everyone is over 6 foot.
>>25968650
Griffon Gilda.
I want it to be super rough, and I just don't know any better. I want her to leave cuts on my package and tell me it's normal.
I want her to tell me I'm her property now and she can cut me all she wants.
And one day I want her to bite it right off.
>>25968650
Probaby equine Chrysalis, because bugbutt. She could also transform to spice up the bedroom, or just get a few drones to join in. It'd be fun. And kinky.
>>25971073
Is /mlp/ really the fattest with the most virgins?
That's fucking hilarious.
>>25975328
Are you really surprised?
>>25975357
Honestly, I figured /a/. Or maybe /r9k/.
Rarity because she's my waifu, or Pinkie because it seems like sex with her would be more fun than with someone else.
>>25971073
>/b/ has the lowest rate of virgins
kek
>>25973667
>not realizing Fluttershy's training her hooman to be a good boy like she does the rest of the animals
>not realizing her real (abusive) husband is Angel and you're gonna be second tier while he fucks Fluttershy and treats you like a bitch
>not realizingshe's not real and you're pretending.
>>25975328
/mlp/ actually isn't the highest virginity count, but it's up there.
Also, the fact that it's mostly talking about female ponies and hence full of related lewd biases that to some extent.
>>25971073
>60 replies on a board this huge
Lel, what a load of shit
>>25968650
Does a blowjob count? Because I'mnot interested in sexbut a pony blowjob sounds great.
Vinyl Scratch seems like a fun girl. I'd like to fool around her. I'd pick her instead of my waifu or whoever because she would just see it as a fling. There would be no complications and an understanding that I wasn't going to become some lost puppy following her around because she took my virginity and I'm going to fall for her or something.
>>25975378
Yeah I would think /r9k/ as well. And other boards say /mlp/ is bad. Those guys are way worse. Back on topic. I'd definitely fuck sun butt.
>>25975407
Are we all insane then?
>>25975433
>"Thanks for that bomb ass meaningless sex, Wubstep horse, smell ya later."
>'Oh..uhh y-yeah..totes casual and such. I can dig it. Do..do you maybe want to stay for coffee, though?'
>"Nah I'm good, thanks. Again, thanks for the wild no strings attached no actual feelings involved, sex."
>'...y-you too.'
>she actually really liked you
You're a monster.
>>25975646
Reddit9k thinks they're above everyone, it's hilarious.
>>25971073
>tfw 6' 8" skeleton pale and just as skinny
>>25975854
How much you weigh?
>>25975774
Kek. Oh well.
>>25971073
All this proves is that /mlp/ is the most honest with itself.
>>25975854
How long your dick?
>>25975983
Asking the real questions.
>>25975407
embrace the horse pussy anon
>>25968650
Implying anyone on 4chin doesn't have their v card anymore, on /mlp/ no less
>>25976027
Hey man not all of us are virgins. I gotta wife and two daughters. That's how I got into mlp in the first place.
>>25976046
>we're a board full of virgins
>whoa bro, don't lump me in with your faggotry, im a total normalfag!
>yeah! on 4chan! woo!
>>25976109
>>we're a board full of virgins
But we're not, bro.
And quite frankly the whole "we virgins, we 4chan" meme got old already.
Time to come clean, I say
>>25976159
I come clean into my palms all the time, why don't you go out and kiss some girls, I bet that shits so cash.
>>25976183
Sounds like some one is ass blasted that he can't get a girl to do anything with.
>>25968650
>pretend
I've never had a gf, much less lose my virginity
>>25976109
So it's bad to have a gf and visit 4chan?
>>25976228
>implying
Made peace with the fact that I'd die alone a virgin faggot, a long time ago.
>>25976247
What? Nah, shit it's becoming 'acceptable'since we have shitty variations of this same thread every fucking daynow, pretty soon we'll get upboats on this site and we'll be an overall nicer community!
>>25976247
muh sekrit club bullshit, bro
It'll soon be over
>>25976279
Fuck that hug box shit. That's why I come to /mlp/ i can't stand everyone faking being nice to each other. At least here people aren't afraid to speak their mind and don't give a shit if they offend someone.
>>25971073
You know 89 is less than 100, right? You also know that 60 replies do not reflect the thousands of users on /mlp/, right?
>>25976335
>fuck that hugbox shit
Hahah, it's everywhere now. These threads are shit b9 meant to russle jammies, but then legit normalfags show up.
>>25975725
Tis' divine madness to desire the pone privates for one's own, but....
>>25976016
I'm a xenophile for pony, but still...it's all in your head, instead of your other head in the pony.But we can still pretend.
I lost my virginity in highschool to a scrawny, spastic, pale, ginger, 14yo, that was a little too into Frank Zappa and Green Lantern. We dated for two years, took her to my prom, and broke up with her when I left for college.
What ponygirl can compare to that?
>>25971073
>Pretty good looking
>Haven't made a fuss about pones since mid 2013 to anyone
>Had a gf for awhile who also liked ponies
>Still haven't lost my virginity
...
>>25977351
Kinda sounds like moondancer.
>>25968650
>Pretend
>>25976390
There is no such thing as normal faggot.
>>25968650
>Pretend for a second that you're still a virgin
simply
epic
>>25968650
>ctrl-F ">pretend"
>16 hits
Exactly what I was predicting when I opened this thread.I agree with >>25968706 though. If I can please a goddess I can please anyone.
>>25973667
This is fucking perfect. Thanks, Anon.
>>25968650
Fluttershy hard femdom.
I'm not even a flutterfag.
>>25968650
>>25968650
Gonna found an entirely new branch of the Apple family
>>25978243
A preteen Moondancer?
I'll take it, thanks, bro
>>25977351
Celestia, probably
>>25968650
I don't want to lose my v-card, not even in a fictional scenario.
>>25980303
Why not, bro?
>>25971073
>Self reported results.
Probably /mlp/ is just the most honest because they've all come to terms with the fact that they're autistic fuck-ups, and thus don't really care about lying to strangers on the internet.
>>25980432
His dad probably ass-raped him
>pretend
>>25968650
>Pretend for a second that you're still a virgin
TFW you don't even need to pretend
>pretend
>>25968650
>pretend
haha good one dude
>>25968650
>Who?
Moonbutt
>Type?
Pone
>Why?
I have no idea. Probably because she's my waifu.
>pic related
>>25968650
>Pretend
Right in the feels.
>pretend
