Real talk time, guys:
It's a new year, it's a fresh start, there are new opportunities waiting behind every corner.
It's time to finally get a girlfriend, or at the very least a friend with benefits. And it would be best if she wasn't into ponies, if you connected with her for different reasons.
Now how are you gonna go about finding yourself a nice, real, human girl, preferably your same age?
>>25968547
But we're all the same as last year.
>>25968547
Already have a girlfriend, bro.
Seventeen, popped her cherry on halloween, it was fun.
>>25969220
good on you
>>25968547
>get a girlfriend
stopped reading there, topkek, where do you think you are, etc
neo/mlp/ is real
>>25968547
>girlfriend
Wanting a skinless apefriend
>>25968547
I'm gonna try my luck with dating sites, as i don't generally meet any women elsewhere, besides co-workers who are too old and not that into me.
>real talk
You talk like a faggot and your shit's all retarded
>>25970125
It's just a myth
>>25968547
How many times have you made this thread, now?
>>25968547
Humans (and physical existence in general) are highly overrated.
I'll make a tulpa instead.
>>25968547
nuh-uh
>>25968547
What does the changeover from one day to the next have anything to do with this subject? Dec 31 -> Jan 1 is an arbitrary creation.
If this goal is part of your set of goals, then it shouldn't make any difference what 'year' it happened to fall in.
And there is no reason behind "it would be best if she wasn't into ponies". Why? People meet and bond over shared hobbies all the time. Why would meeting a girl because we were bowling have any benefit more than meeting a girl because we both like ponies?
>>25968547
I'll bite. Where the fuck do you think you are? Best if she wasn't into ponies? A human girlfriend? Preferably the same age? That's some boring ass relationship material right there.
threads like these really make me miss my cousin
she gave great head
>>25970748
The fact the it goes from Dec 31 -> Jan 1 is actually very important. Humans obviously think entirely in the mind so changing years makes makes a difference to people's motivation, emotion, they think differently. Like a new year is a new start, cus it literally is. Stop being so logical and literal, no one likes a cunt
And if she wasn't into ponies it would be easier to get off the ride as something would be happy and good in your life that wasn't in the carriage with you. If she is into ponies, your love of ponies can only grow
>>25970870
>If she is into ponies, your love of ponies can only grow
Why in the world would that not be the optimal outcome?
>>25970134
>>25968547
>It's time to finally get a girlfriend, or at the very least a friend with benefits. And it would be best if she wasn't into ponies, if you connected with her for different reasons.
Gf's are overrated desu senpai. Especially if not interested in pone
>Now how are you gonna go about finding yourself a nice, real, human girl, preferably your same age?
Not gonna do. Might operate innawoods once in a while but hunting for a gf isn't in my plan yet.
>Implying I'm complaining about no gf
Keep in mind that, these days, Waifu > gf
>>25968547
>Mom, I posted it again
>>25970710
Wanna drive yourself crazy, bro?
>>25970807
What's your idea of an exciting relationship then?
Help me paint that picture
>>25971524
Says the guy still living with his parents
>>25973163
You sure meme'd him good, bromigo.
>>25968547
>girlfriend
>friend
No. Just no.....
Why?
>>25968547
3dpd relationships can only end in tears and suffering, no thanks.
>>25968547
>>25969220
>>25969825
>>25970146
How low /mlp/ has fallen
>>25973476
We were already bottom of the barrel, we could only go up.
Pretty good trade-off if you ask me, bro
>>25973476
Not all of us, thanks.
>>25968547
make some effort to look good, ask a lot of girls out. Little confidence and practice, and you win.
I mean, there's girls that are just as awful as any guy, and want to be with someone too. Not to mention that someone's bound to say yes eventually.
>>25970711
man remember that story about the kid that went fucking nuts about cans of beans? He collected them wanted to be nicknamed Little Bean or something?
Does anybody have that? It came with that image I think.
>>25973956
literally 10 seconds with "4chan beans" in google
>>25973956
>>25974237
forgot pic
>>25974253
That shit was crazy, bro
>>25973230
We are your friends now
>>25968547
We had this thread already. Nice bait. Nice girls aren't real. Only sluts
whats a girl
>>25976387
Adachi, get off 4chan
