>"Alright Anon. We're going to play a little game. It's called the 'Anon sits in the corner and shuts the hell up while Twilight studies game.' Are you ready to start?"
>>25967752
>"THIS IS BORING, WHY COULDN'T AUNT CONDENSE AND UNCLE SHINY LOOK AFTER ME?"
>'Anonymous, so help me..'
>"THIS PLACE SUCKS AND SPIKE'S ALWAYS JACKING OFF WHEN YOU'RE NOT IN THE ROOM, I HATE IT HERE, YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM."
>'YEAH? WELL I'M ALL YOU'VE GOT.'
Alright, Twilight. Just tell me when.
>>25967752
I'm not Spike, you fucking cunt. You only had to ask politely.
>>25967787
*Weeping*
I'm trying to celebrate my birthday here
No one showed up so I'm kind of sad
>>25967821
THAT IS DEPRESSING
>>25967787
It's not a phase mom
At least uncle Shining and Aunt Candace understands me. I wish they were my real parents.
https://youtu.be/rYaM1AzjD7s
>>25967835
>>25967752
Can I jerk off to you then?
>>25967787
More rebel teen Anon plz
>>25967871
>"You're my only friend, Mr. Penguin..."
>>25967944
I understand why no one came, not even Pinkie wanted to
I'm just a weird fuck-up
>>25967752
Who the fuck are you to give me orders?
Take away that stupid horn, and what are you? A fat, pasty nerd who'd get her fucking neck broke with one good punch.
Fuck you.
>>25967752
"Twilight, seriously? I'm a grown adult. I have my own house and pay my taxes. You can't treat me like a little kid."
>She glares at you with that unamused, almost angry look.
"It's not going to work, Twilight."
>"Anon."
"Ok it might work."
>You go sit down in the corner and keep your head between your knees for the next few hours.
>>25967752
>>25967821
>>25967871
>>25967963
Hey, at least we are alone together. Nothing worse than being in a house of people who 'love' you to remind you how much you matter.
>>25968287
>implying rarara isn't worst pony
>>25967787
Lost my shekels at spike jacking off
>>25967752
No! I have a better game we can play! It's called "Anon pokes Twilight relentlessly until she screams and commits sudoku!" Are you ready to start, faggot? No? Too bad!
>>25967752
Sure, Twi! How do you play it!
I bet you won't beat me at it!
>>25967752
I cringe everytime someone makes a prompt and the pony is cussing.
>>25968348
>implyinig she is
>>25968885
>implying OP isn't worst pony
>>25967752
>I'm reading a book, man>I'm reading a book.
>Never ever interrupt me while I'm reading a book.
>If you do...
>you'll meet the nasty me, nasty me...
>No more "good afternoon, my name is"
>I'll levitate you over my tower and tie you up, tie you up as my personal lightning rod.
>I MADE THIS FOR YOU
>>25967752
I'd rather play the game
You lost
>>25967821
>>25967871
>>25967963
At last they have cake. When I asked my mom if we will together bake cake for my 22th birthday she said "nah, I will just buy some cheap dessert". Of course she didn't, instead my mum and dad went to vacation, moving my birthday party to next week. Which didn't happened either.
When my older brother had 30th birthday just few months later, she cooked him and his friends tons of food and candy
I don't like birthday parties, because what >>25968292 said, but at least don't show your disinterest so blalantly.
>>25967752
I've got an idea. I'll be silent if you'll sit on my face.
