>"Getting started is easy, Anon! Just make a friend!"
>"Make a friend, Anon!"
>"All you need to do is make a friend!"
>"Friend!"
>"Friend!"
>"Make a friend!"
>"Just make a friend!"
>>25967669
I can make a friendbut I can't actually care about anyone.
>>25967716
Are you me?
>>25967669
An autists does not deserve, nor have any purpose for friends.
An autist is devoid of emotion and intelligence to form emotions.
An autist is a low-functioning computer who cannot understand basic logic and priorities.
>>25967669
But I'm autistic and can't function socially beyond simple greetings.
>>25967771
Same desu
>>25967755
1. Yeah, pretty much. I have one friend and we can barely stand one another if we're not drunk or high
2. Also true, unless aimless boredom counts as an emotionwait, did you call me stupid?
3. I'll enter an alford plea to this charge, thank you.
>>25967669
What part on magic immunity do you not understand?
That includes the magic of friendship
>>25967669
Would you shut the fuck up Twilight? You don't have to constantly repeat yourself.
Fucking shit Twilight.
>>25967805
>Batcancer OC
You can't function anywhere. Now fuck off to your own general.
>>25967669
I do. It's just really hard to be a good friend in return when you have Asperger's and shit. People say I'm a nice, but I don't know for sure.
>>25967669
I already have a friend. His name isJackie Chan Tupla
>>25967669
Bitch, I live in the friend zone.
"Are-are you saying we aren't friends, twilight?"
>>25969298
kek
>>25967669
>She keeps saying those lines over and over.
>"Just make a friend!"
>Is she broken or something?
>You walk up to Twilight and motion your hand in front of her face.
>Nothing but the same lines still being said.
>You walk around to the side of her.
>You see a little bit of smoke coming out the side of her wing.
>Upon lifting her wing you see that it's a panel door.
>You open it and smoke slowly comes pouring out of it.
>After coughing for a moment you finally see the inside of the machine that stood before you.
>Looks like at one point the board overheated and shorted out.
>There is a note tucked into the side.
>You reach for it and unfolded it only to read:
>"Dear Anon, if you are reading this then you probably found out."
>"I'm extremely sorry that I wasn't actually able to fit you into my schedule to help you make a friend."
>the words "so" , "really", and "very" were lined out before extremely sorry was written.
>You continue reading:
>"But you literally came up out of the blue so suddenly that I didn't know what to do. I panicked and this is what I came up with."
>"I know that you have only been here a few days, but don't fret about this."
>"I just want you to know that even if I'm not really there right now. You can still go out and make friends."
>"Maybe another time I can actually sit down with you and help you learn about our world as well as help you find some friends, okay?"
>"Sincerely, Twilight Sparkle"
>You clenched the note into your hand and stood up.
>A few tears rolled down your face.
>Twilight Sparkle, The "Princess of Friendship"
>Didn't have the time to help you find a friend.
>>25967716
This, normally I hang out with people that have money to pickpocket them because I don't like spending my money
>>25969936
And this is why you can't make friends.
>I have made exactly 1 friend.
>this generic brown pony is my one and only friend
>do you get the message purple intelligence horse?
>>25971982
Is this the new hot wings?
>>25967669
>"All you need to do is make a friend!"
With benefits?
>>25971752
this is why I never carry my wallet or money when I'm visiting friends
>>25967755
1. I can vouch for this. Making friends and keeping in touch for me is exhausting.
2. We do have emotions, we just don't express them as well unless it is a particularly strong emotion. Most of the time I speak with a flat tone like Ben Stein (though I think that may be due to adopting Spock and The Terminator as role models at an early age), but now and then I will start laughing maniacally like Mark Hamil's Joker or shouting like Gerard Butler's King Leonidas. Sometimes I even cry like a little bitch much like Tobey MacGuire in much of Spider-Man 3, though I tend to spend more time brooding than crying when I'm sad. We also can be intelligent, though in my case I might be considered book dumb in that I am not good at math higher than pre-calculus yet I can tell you what the heat death of the universe is or why it's so hard to make carbon nanotubes with the strength properties needed for practical applications.
3. It's not that we don't understand logic, it's just that we have a different sense of logical reasoning. For example, for the longest time I couldn't figure out how to answer simple yes or no questions because the answers to said questions to me could be interpreted as "yes, it's not" or "no, it is" instead of "yes, it is" or "no, it's not" like neurotypicals would answer.
>>25969936
Goddammit Twiggly
>>25967755
I have enough hatred for myself already, Anon. I don't need your help.
>>25967716
>all my friends love me but i hate all of them
makes me feel guilty
>>25967669
>What happened to Wade?
>Why aren't you with Wade?
>Wade!
>I want Wade!
>Why aren't you with Wade?
>>25969298
unf
>>25975139..King of the hill reference?
I'd be really surprised if after five years you hadn't made a single friend having had this much pony intake.
>>25975189
Ponies are xenophobic as fuck, though.
>>25975173
Yeah. Specifically the old YTP "Hank Hill is a dick."
>>25967716
I would, but my job forces me to hate humanity.
>>25967669
Friends are for ponies, you stupid horse.
Humans just want sex and food.
>>25967669
Stupid sexy Twilight.
