Your last digits decide your method of employment in Equestria, because Celestia disapproves of you being a freeloader.
1: Apple farmer
2: Rock farmer
3: Bakery worker
4: Fashion designer
5: Librarian's assistant
6: Canterlot Castle janitor
7: Crystal Empire Castle janitor
8: Royal guard (basic level)
9: Veterinarian
0: Party planner
Dubs 0-2: Luna's bodyguard
Dubs 3-5: Celestia's bodyguard
Dubs 6-8: Twilight's bodyguard
Dubs 9: Shared concubine of all three.
Trips 0-5: Owner and most popular member of an escort service operating in every city across Equestria.
Trips 6-9: Prince of Equestria through marriage to any of the Princesses.
Anything above trips and you have become the new deity of Equestria, replacing Celestia as a household name and ruling with impunity.
>>25962260
Sure, I'll roll.
>>25962260
Well, here goes nothin'.
>>25962260
Here goes
>>25962260
sure
Rollin' for 0 dubs.
>>25962260
>>25962260
Roll
Going for Luna's bodyguard, cause /moon/ is best pone.
Hail the night.
>>25962260
rollin
>>25962284
oh fuck
>>25962267
can I just use Spike as a vacuum to clean up the crystals?
Check em fags
>>25962330
I'm ok with this
>>25962260
k den.
>>25962340
>>25962330
Even better for me
>>25962260
Haha, time for employment!
>>25962295
I'm okay with this.
rolling for pony scruff
>>25962260
RALLIN
Roll for twist's job when she grows up
>>25962268
>Royal guard
Well, shit.
>>25962260
wew lad
Roll
>>25962471
>Appul factory
Ah, fug.
Well at least it'shonestwork.
>>25962515
Sweet. I fukken love books. Gonna hit on Moondancer all day erryday.
rulll
>>25962591
free ffoodddd!!!!!
>>25962260
Rolling
Rolling for anything that isn't a guard
Come on, something Pinkie related.
Gimme dat goodness
>>25962260
Meh, I'm game. Roll.
It's dark now...
>>25962260
Rollin
>>25962260
Pls god not janicuck
>>25962761
no lemons, only apples now.
good lord, let's see what's gonna be my new profession, and also, fuck you /mlp/ for wishing me a happy new year, what the fuck is wrong with you, remove that goddamn message
>>25962260
Rick my roll
Pretty sure one guy in this whole thread has gotten what he wanted.
>>25963315
Damn right, I get to work on a appul farm>>25962591
>>25963315
The OP, in making everyone mad?
>>25963315
>>25963408
>mfw I am OP
Eh... Kinda want to see where I'll end up.
>>25963483
I'm down for some behind the counter fucking with Pinkie.
Bow all you plebs.I-if you don't mind
>>25962260
I know I won't get what I want but
Fuck it
Let's a roll
>>25962260
Rawlings
>>25963701
>muh apples
>>25963666
Fuck youyou majestic motherfucker
>>25963666
Motherfucker
Well, let's see
>>25962260
Im rolling
>>25962260
rollan'
Come on give me something good!
>>25962260
Roll
>>25962260
Rolling for the big prize.
>>25962260
Nigger
>>25965233
O SHIT
roll for 6
I am willing to work for the everlasting glory of Equestria, your sexyness!
>>25962260
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN
>>25965400
Oh, sweet. There's a body I will happily guard.
>>25965442
Fuck
Im in a roll
choose my fate mighty digits
>>25965455
>celly guard
most acceptable
>>25962260
Rolling for canterlot janitor
Janitor anon incoming
>>25962260
WITNESS ME
>>25962260
This is autismal as fuck.rolling
>>25962260
rolling !
>>25962260
Rawling
>>25962260
Rollin'.
Sage-roll
Time to roll!
>>25962260
rollin
>>25962260
why not
>>25962260
Let's roll, m8os.
>>25965110
One off
>>25965743
Bakery worker, huh. Totally fine with it.
>>25962260
Rolling
rolleroni
>>25966057
>7: Crystal Empire Castle janitor
Okay, let's see.
>>25962260
Rollin', hoping to get Luna's bodyguard.
ROOOOLl
>>25966066
Ok, I can deal with being a bodyguard of Twilight.
>>25962260
I really wanna be married to Luna, but trips aren't that easy to get.
>>25962260
I want to work with Applejack and earn her respect and become a hard working father.
>>25966077
sorry nope
>>25966073
Guess I'm working with Ponk.
>>25966078
Fuck off Twilight.
>>25962260
Rollin'
>>25966101
Damn, I'm a fucking peasant.
That Apple pone pussy though. Surrounded by strong earth pony mares.
>>25962260
Roll
>>25962260
What if I want to be a math teacher?
>>25962260
Yo, rollin'
>>25966392
Yeah, rocks.
>>25962260
Gimme somthing good!
>>25966403
Well...I know how to make pies and I'm a quick learner. I'm okay with this.
>>25962260
rollan
>>25962260
Dubs Twilot COMMON
>>25962260
Rolling.
>>25966622
Ayyyyy, this goooddd.
>>25962260
Time for some promotions!
>>25962260
Rall
>>25962260
roll
>>25962260
Well, i literally can't do anything, no talent at all.
Looks like i'm a hooker
>>25962260
Roll
>>25967136
Wew, fucked up bakery treats here i come
>>25967134
>Fashion designer
fine
who whats to buy horse fur buy ur horse fur here
for all ur horsey need
> cutie marks
> of any importance anymore
>>25967162
You're right, you don't need cutie marks for rock farming
>>25962260
Rolling
>>25967302
Nice! Looking forward to spending some time with Maud.
>>25967322
Have fun being Moonbutt's bodyguard
>>25962260
AAAA
I'll play your game.
Roll
>>25968519
>Veterinarian
>Studying this
Everything went better than expected.
>>25962260
Rolling for bones.
Can I be an...ADVENTURER!
>>25968604
Nigga, we all gon' be fabulous.
I'll have a shop full of fedoras.
>>25962260
rolling
>>25968698
So close....
rollan
Anything but apple farmer
Daddy needs a new pair of waifus
I WANT TO BE THE ROCK FARMER.
>>25962260
I'm a simple man, I'll take what I get.
rolling for something good
re-rolling
>>25962260
Let's give it a go
>>25962260
What could go wrong?
>>25962260
Rolllllllllllllłllļĺľľ
>>25962260
lets-a roll
>>25970139
>Actually studiyng secondary medical.
>close_enough.avi
HUE
>>25962260
roll
>>25962260
Rołł
Hopę för głôrįoüß gûård job
>>25967937
Good luck cleaning up all that cadence.
Check 'em.
>>25971307
I'm not getting paid, am I?
>>25962260
Where is the gravedigger, lad.
>>25962260
I could do a green
I wanna do a green
But I cant englishI do not feel proud of myself
>>25962260
roll
>>25962260
rallon
>>25962260
Rrrrrrrrolling
>>25962260
rock n' rollan
>>25971460
I fucking hate parties...
>>25962260
Something fun, please.
>>25962260
>tfw no PC Tech.
>>25962260
Roll
>>25962260
Here I go
rollin'
>>25962260
Let's see.
>>25963666
Bowing intensifies.
rolli
let's try
>>25962260
Rollin
>>25962260
rolling
>>25971977
Do I get benefits or something? Is this good, or worst job ever considering how much danger I would face?
Rollin'
>>25962260
Roll
>>25962260
Those singles's jobs suck.
Roll.
>>25962260
rollin for 99 or celest bodyguard
>>25962260
rollin'
>>25962260
So much for equality in Equestria, that White demigod pone should gib a brotha some gibmehdats.
COME ON DUBS PLEASE
>>25962260
rolling for an fgt
>>25976256
>one off
>>25976263
lol fuk this sht role agin
>>25976271
gud enuf
>>25962260
Rollz
>>25962260
Gimme something good
>>25976398
I can live with that
Roll. Why not?
hubblebubble time for dubbles
Rolling, rolling, rolling....
>>25962260
Riggidy roll.
99 pls get get get get got got got got
>>25962260
lets go
>>25962260
roll
>>25962260
wew lad, lets roll
>>25962260
Alright lets do this. I honestly don't have any preference, as long as I will live in Equestria.
Let's roll
>>25962260
Rolling rolling rolling
>>25962260
rall
>>25978428
Nice, I think my skills in guns will help a lot
and who knows, maybe coup d'etat
>>25962260
Roolin
>>25962260
llor
>>25962260
I pray to the almighty Bateman for dubs of 3-5
>>25979042
Bateman is a whore. A dirty fucking whore.
>>25979050
One more try
>>25962260
Rollin'
>>25979223
aight. I can bake.fried cum
>>25979299
you lucky fucker
/Roll
>>25962260
They hatin'
