>"Bye Granny! Bye Big Mac! I'm off to Cousin Anon's!"
>>25955210
>"Now wait just a minute whipper snapper, you know that Anon feller's a filly fiddler! Why do you think we never invite him to family gatherings?"
>>25955210
>"Hey guys, my lil ese' AJ is comin to visit for a while. PLEASE don't teach her how to roll blunts or give her sips from your tallcans."
>'..Damn, homes, why don't you like, fuckin, put a sign in your yard that says 'no fun', eh?'
>>25955266
>3 months later, li'l AJ got back home
>Carrying two pocket knives, a giant gold chain stating "Appulz" and pregnant
>>25955210
She comes back two weeks later, talking about meme's. Calling granny an oldfag, telling bigmac to check'em and spouting off about how she transcended the need for bucking apples.
>>25955266
Jokes on you since Mexican dudes are big on taking good care of children.
>>25955324
Mexico, please, relax. It was a joke.
>>25955303
>all she wears are dickies and flannel shirts and never takes her sunglasses off
>>25955349
>except for brief moments where she utters random puns about the current situation
>"Sis! Ah' need help! Scootaloo fell off a cliff while doing tricks!"
>"Hm, looks like she...was on a roll"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o&spfreload=10
>>25955324
Easy there, hombre, spicburger here. No need to act like one of those whitebreads who get offended over everything, homes.
oh great, that means I have to let her sleep in my room
>>25955229
I know! I just need a change of pace from my brother is all.
>>25956836