why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>25954342
I ask myself that a lot, but then I realise that it'd probably not solve much.
I only have one life, so I guess make the most of it while I can. I have my health, and that's more than most people. My feelings are temporary, my life is all I really have.On a side note, Raggie is shit and ruined Astral. Or maybe I just learned what how much a sperg they really are
It's because she'sis_real
>>25954342
because raggy a shit.
>>25954342
God.
Life gets worse by the day and even harder to endure, but I'll never know how wonderful tomorrow might be if I kill myself now. I just need a little faith to keep me going.And the hope that maybe, if I can fix my life, I'll see her.
>>25954342
Because its hurts.
>>25954342
i honesty have tried the rope wasent tight enough
She is -NOT- real.
>>25954484
Mikel morons pls
It hurts and it's not reversible.
>>25954342
You already ruined my fucking year asshole
>>25954342
I want to.
I have had my life taken away from me by a lot of people around where I used to live. MLP has been the strongest glue I've had to keep myself from going insane. When I am ready I will do it and meet my patient waifu on the other side. Pic related
>>25954500
happy new years I hope you get the courage to end your life this year
G4 is not over
>>25954534
do you have any request? i might just leave a note saying ''see you in equestria fags''
>>25954342
Because i have will to live
if i die i won't be able to watch show anymore
what's the point of suicide
and worst of all i won't be able to post with you fags here
in this shithole
>>25954568
So when the show ends you're going to kill yourself?
Because I'm not in a severe state of depression like most of /mlp/. I have a career and some semblance of a social life. Not that I'm trying to bring down the people who don't have those things, but you guys need to remember that this place is no substitute for face-to-face human intereaction. Get off your ass, exercise, go to fucking events, find a career, FUCKING MAKE SOME FRIENDS GOD DAMN IT. The whole friendship thing isn't just some kiddie bullshit that society pushes on kids. I think a lot of /mlp/'s problem is that no one in life except close family really gives a fuck about them, and while that may be sad, it's partially their fault. I used to be some pessimistic edgelord until I started my careerin the Navyand found people that actually wanted to get to know me and gave a shit if life was going rough for me. Find someone like that, and you won't make stupid depressing threads like this anymore.
Also, have cute ponies.
>>25954598
>it's partially their fault
>found people that actually wanted to get to know me and gave a shit if life was going rough for me. Find someone like that
>never had like this, your fault
Yeah, you totally do.
>>25954580
Isn't that what most are gonna end up doing?
>>25954342
Nunya.Nunya fucking business, faggot.
>>25954342
Why would I? I've had my down moments where I've considered it, but I've never even come close to doing it because I always end up remembering I have people that truly love me, that I have things to look forward to, and that ultimately, just maybe, my staying here may change the world just a small, tiny bit and make it a better place to live in even after I'm actually gone.
>>25954650
Let me expound upon that, it's their fault for not going out and seeking happiness. I may be making wild generalizations, but a lot of /r9k/-tier soucide posters want happiness to drop right into their lap rather than working for it. They're either too lazy or two scared to do it themselves.
>>25954758
I honestly didn't ask to be born, senpaitachi
>>25954758
Maybe they're comfortable going through the motions of life and just want to be left alone. That's a possibility.
>>25954476
>pic
That show was the shit, lol
>>25954342
because I do not know if she she'd be more content with me rotting in hell or living on, maybe even trying it again though .... I don't even know if she's still alive to begin with
>>25954342
Not pony related. Fuck off back to /r9k/.
>>25954874
at this point mlp is just r9k with ponies and enough fanfic to fill the library of alexandria 5 times over
>>25954758
Dont you even heard a phrase "Youre weird",
heard by a dozen times, which kills any desire to working on it?
>>25954811
If they're so comfortable then why do they feel like killing themselves?>>25954925
>that entire post
Is English not your first language or are you just that retarded?
>>25954342
Don't wanna. Got some shit to accomplish. Or try, at least. If nothing works out and all is lost I will become a vagrant. Maybe travel East and learn to forge swords. Allow the weeb to flow through me and all that.
>>25954903
>implying
please, back to your reddit lite ree-tainment.
>>25954342
Because i have a great normie life
>>25955033
You're reading his post in this voice
>>25955033
I'm sorry the wording confused you, I can't dumb it down any more. Again, I'm sorry you're stupid.
>>25955033
Well, didnt think what my bad knowledge is so easy to detect.
Yeah, not first.
>>25955079
>>25954580
Not really ill keep shitposting
I can't let go
>>25954342
Parents, brother, dog, and grandmother.
>>25954342Parents
>>25954342
I have no idea.
Instincts and a lack of access to guns, I guess.
>>25955386
I hear ya m8
>>25954903
No it's not, you fucking idiot.
Go back to your piss jug containment.
>>25954538
Dear god what would FOX say about that note.
>>25955464
"Guy commits suicide, Obama's fault. Nice job, socialists"
>>25954598
I bet you're the type of faggot who thought the "Just do it" video was legitimately inspiring.
>>25955448
The days of genuine piss jug robots are gone.
Only the normies and their memes remain.
Which explains the spread.
>>25954342
Because I'm immortal and hang from the ceiling for hours on end choking isn't my fetish
>>25954342
unkept promises
>>25954342
Because i told myself i have to immigrate to US firstly.
>>25954342
OPHD is consistently good at the feels.
>>25954342
Ao I dont have to stoop to my dads level. Fucking coward
>>25956029
that picture is hot
>>25956049
He did it for the good of humanity once he discovered his sperm would pop out little shits like you.
>>25956090
And you are not
>>25954342
>we cant
I've read 'wet cunt' at first
>>25956556
of course you did.
>>25954512
>glue
>horses
Kek
>>25954512
Tartarus is waiting for u if u kill ur self.
>>25954342
Are you the ragu original op?
>>25956768
At least there will be doge pussy/dick, etc.
>>25954342
>why haven't you killed yourself yet?
If Fluttershy/Discord is ever made 100% canon then I'll do it
>>25954342
Please don't kill yourself
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
1 (800) 273-8255
https://www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/
https://www.reddit.com/r/jobs/
>>25954342
Hell is to full right now, I am on standby
>>25956928
Toppest of keks, excellent post friend :^)
>>25954342
As much as I want to kill myself, seeing that I have no major accomplishments and no value to society, I still want to stick around for a while to see every nation in the world go to nuclear war and just wait for the blasts to finish me off then.
>>25957010
you'll beome a ghoul scared with the stigma of mlp
>>25957010
I hope you vote for trump then. He's the only candidate that's gonna get the ball rolling.
>>25956928
>>25957317
>people here won't use reddit even if it means staying alive
>>25957380
>implying being alive is akin to a stage of hell
>>25957010
>Wait for the bombs to drop.
>Not becoming a raider whilst you pillage and rape remaining settlements with your cliche and ragtag team of raiderswith mohawks
>Not inevitably becoming a ghoul with increasing exposure to radiation.
>Not being mistaken for a feral by the remnants of the U.S. Army.
>>25957424It is for me.
>>25957424
Oh, how I wish I had your innocent naivety, Anon.
>>25954342
Because I don't care enough.
>>25957459
>>25957479
isn't*
>>25954342
I am too scared of doing that and later discovering that my life would have gotten better a sooner than i thought
>>25957517
But how would you discover that if you were kill?
>>25957517
>and later discovering
You won't discover a thing after you're dead, bro. In fact, absolutely nothing in your life will matter to you after your consciousness has been obliterated.
>>25954342
I have not and will never accept death, even by my own means.
To experience, exist, and live at all is a gift of enormous proportions, be it happiness or suffering.
And while it may seem selfish I hold out for medical science to repair our aging bodies so we may live innumerable years.
Or to back up our minds as information to be recovered in the event of catastrophe.
If escapism and fiction helps you go through with the motions of life, it's a sorry replacement for the real thing...
But it's better than the alternative- To never experience or be ever again.
>>25954342
I don't know
>Still believing in a religion when it's now 20XX+
Just kill yourself, nothing waits for you in the end; no merciful Tulpa who lives in the sky or a grand eternal paradise promised by said tulpa.
The only thing that awaits is the Abyss. Don't you want to float in an eternal black Abyss that promises nothing but warmth and security?
>>25954342
Because it's for faggots.
>>25957528
>>25957537
religion aside, i believe at least your consciousness, along with your memories go somewhere, i will spare you from explanation but basically i just don't want to end up somewhere and discovering something really nice would have happened with me that would change my life forever if i haven't killed myself, i would have ended getting my own "happy ending" if you know what i mean, maybe acomplishing my dreams? Pure luck? I don't know, but i would spend eternity wishing to come back and curse my moment of weakness when i succumbed to my emotions and ignoredd all logical thinking telling me to not fucking do that (which is something that happens once in a while)
>>25956928
Great post my friend
10/10 would kill myself again
>>25954342
Simple, I'm not unhappy with my life. I have a job, I've got children- there is literally no reason for me to kill myself.
>>25957753
>has children
>still browses /mlp/
I think you should murder your family then kill yourself
>>25957921
oh /mlp/ you did it again
>>25957921
Nope, not gonna happen m8. I might just stay alive just to spite you.
>>25957965
be my guest. any moment of unhappiness you have is a win for me. I hope your children die before you do.
>>25957753
>>>/ponychan/
>>25954342
Life.. . is not that bad
>>25957753
Do you ever feel weird posting here, knowing that you have a lot more life experience than the majority of the resident anons?
>>25954342
Because I'm a christianfag and I'm afraid that I will end up in hell if I kill myself
>>25954598
>>25954598
>FUCKING MAKE SOME FRIENDS GOD DAMN IT. The whole friendship thing isn't just some kiddie bullshit that society pushes on kids.
Sunbutt is pleased that at least someone was paying attention in the first episode.
The whole point of the show is to demonstrate to adults and children alike that friendship actually counts for something. IRL perhaps more than online? Fucked if I know, but better online friendships than none at all.
>>25959181
Starshit the neckbearded had the right idea.
>>25954342
Because I fear that I didn't complete my mission and I may fail if I kill self before knowing it for sure.
>>25954342
>C2H5OH
there you have it... the simplest answer there is
>>25957990
Would you like some peanut butter with your jelly?
>>25957615
>current year
>>25954342
i live to spite everyone who wants me dead
>>25954512
awwwww you precious little candy ass. please reconcider suicide
>>25957753
I want normalscum to leave
I refuse to die.
>>25956928
Why? Who are you to really décide what others does with a life that isn't yours?
There is something more horrible about these suicide prevention hotlines - by concept your life has a cost. And alive but inactive you still keep some kind opf value.
Financial. As something to counter the debt so this means you're not even the owner of your whole life. It's illegal to kill yourself in the same sense it's illegal to burn bank notes in some places :-I
Has anybody actually tried to kill himself and said it before in /mlp/?
Remember that no matter how autistic you get, there is always someone further down the spectrum
>>25961145
Is undertale the new mlp?
>>25961538
No, nothing will be. Nothing will ever cause the amount of controversy MLP caused. Undertale doesn't even come close.
>>25961538
Undertale is the Steven Universe of video games
Minecraft is the MLP of video games
>>25961538
The fanbase for undertale is like watching MLP on fastforward. It's a match lighting next to a bonfire.
>>25961607
Please elaborate on the first point.
>>25961673
It's ironic. I HATE Undertale and the warped "moral lessons" the writer seemed to be trying to impart.
You go to a strange land. Everyone and everything you meet, with very few exceptions, immediately makes a sincere attempt to kill you. If you win the fight for your life, you're the bad guy. And when your opponent says, "Oops! I fucked up, I didn't succeed in murdering you, wanna be friends?" that's what you're supposed to do. And the only way to the "good end" is to make it all the way through the game without harming any of its scores of monstrous flesh-eating murderbeasts. What the fuck kind of fucked-up Stockholm Syndrome simulator is this?
Okay, I'm done.
>>25961607
You kind of have to be pretty deep into /v/ and /mlp/ to understand this post
>>25962030
The only thing is, in undertale world, humans are like gods to the monsters. Yea they're trying to fight you but your PC is an 8 year old. an 8 year old who can murder their entire civilization.
tl;dr monsters are weak as shit killing them is like stepping on ants and whining if the survivors bite you
>>25962121
You may be right, but that still doesn't explain how in the geno ending you get to supposedly murder the rest of the world when you leave the underground.
>>25962121
I'm not so sure. The very first thing that you meet, the talking flower, very nearly kills you and it's only Toriel's intervention that saves your life.
A FUCKING TALKING FLOWER.
And if "humans are like gods," how many playthroughs does it take to get anywhere the end without getting torn apart and devoured by Cat Girl or Spider Girl or Killer Robot or the Spoopy Skellington Boys or the hundreds of other unnatural things that live in this land?
"Punisher War Journal Entry #407. I can no longer tell whether I've been down in this strange place for days or weeks. The only living thing I've encountered that didn't try to kill me immediately was some sort of talking goat-woman. At first she fawned over me in a really creepy, disturbing manner. She waited until I'd killed a few dozen bizarre creatures that attacked me, then she started ranting at me like a crazy woman and tried to zap me with some kind of magic. I shot her in the face." Fuck me.
>>25962134
I didn't like that ending either. I also didn't like that it ruins your game from that point forward when it comes to other endings.
>>25962218
A talking flower that has been injected with determination, harvested from human souls. Flowey is the strongest thing in underground and admits to have killed everyone and everything down there more than once for the fuck of it, then resetting and doing it again. The game is extremely meta about using saves.
>>25962221
That's the thing that really bothered me. People say the moral of the game is that actions have consequences, but the only thing the genocide run teaches you is that there are some decisions you can never recover from unless you erase all evidence that it ever happened. Kind of bleak, really.
>>25955079
>"Oh looks Skwisgaar, it's the little poniesies!"
>"Toki, we talksed about this."
>>25962793
STOPS COPYING ME
>>25961561
I mean the creator of Undertale is pretty damn funny, how he asked people on Etsy and shit to not make merch, and how he asked people to not make porn of the game.
I mean a giant fluffy goat thing acts as a pseudo-mother to the main characer. How did he think that was gonna go?
He also created Homestuck, so he already had that following behind him, so it's not like he shouldn't have expeced this.
>memertale
>>25962874
He also created the halloween hack of Earthbound, which is one of the most hilariously edgy things in existence.I'm ashamed to say that I enjoyed it unironically when it first came out.
>>25962913link/playthrough/something I can look at?
>>25954342
Because no matter ho hard I try, /they/ won't let me let go of my hopes and dreams. They fill me with willpower and determination.
>>25954342
Anything is better than nothingness. There is no god, there is no heaven, there is no hell. There is no afterlife. When you die, that's it. Reset to non-existence.
Any amount of suffering is better than that.
>>25963519You can find any info you're looking for by googling 'radiation earthbound hack'.
>>25963749Thanks friend.
And don't worry, most people enjoy something edgy or 'deep' unironicly at one point or another in their life. I remember reading aSonicfic about 8 or so years back that had weird philisophical logic I thought was deep, and the author at the end said it was a analogy to autism (as he had it himself). Whenever I think I'm getting to high and mighty, I just remembered how I enjoyed THAT.
>>25963742
Let me ask you a question, Anon.
Do you fear sleep?
>>25954342
Because season 6 is in development.
Literally the only reason is because of ponies, I'm not even memeing.
>>25957010
I change my answer to this.
Season 6 and this.
If only it were as easy as closing my eyes and choosing to die.
The other day I read about a calf you just initiated die mode when its parents were slaughtered.
And cats and dogs, including my own, just wander off to die when they know death is coming.
Sometimes I have these bouts of "psychosis" and remember events that have proven that none of this is even real.
It's some sick trap and I want out.
Will they even let me go after I commit suicide? Or will I just wake up in my bed here or in another false reality again. If only there was some kind of.... oooh pony butt.
>>25954598
But why should I care?
If you think about what we found out, we're insane and that's what keeps our species going. We probably passed the barrier when we found out the universe will suffer an entropy death, growing until energy is so thinly place nothing exists.
When even the greatest achievement will eventually be gone, why try? When all life ends, why continue? Now suicide is considered, but not acted upon because of those who keep their delusion, and I feel empatheticaly inclined by continuing it by living.
Empathetic Nihilism, Your only escape is theough distraction to make yourself happy, instead of thinking depressed thoughts. You say to live life, because focusing on living life is easier than accepting it's pointless.
>>25960741
me no, but i already tried to kill someone else.
why isn't this thread about someone who's not yourself you have actually killed, tried to or plan to kill?
>>25962030
Let me play devil's advocate here and say that's not the way I interpreted the game went like.
Two things I consider important: First, one random book with lore you find tells you that monsters' souls are composed of love, mercy and compassion, and that only human souls have been said to be able to exist without those things. So it is implied that every monster is incapable of, ultimately, NOT taking a moral approach to something. The second is the more obvious one of how humanity's story against monsters has somewhat twisted some of the monsters' opinion of humans, especially after Asriel's death at the hand of them. So, if you take the pacifist route, even though yes, some things do a pretty good attempt at blatantly killing you, you know that you can always make anything and everything change their mind because you learn that their intentions are misguided, and you are proven time and time again that nothing down in the underground that doesn't have a soul (which would exclude Flowey for obvious reasons) is truly evil. It is because of this that you are encouraged to take a pacifist approach. You are simply supposed to show them the way.
Also, one more thing I consider somewhat important is that, at the end, in a relatively unknown conversation you can have with Asriel, he tells you that, in the real world, there are "a lot of Floweys out there," and that not everything in that case can be solved by being nice. That pretty much cemented the ideas I stated above.
But obviously, that's just my take on it. I'm not dismissing yours, and it's fine if you have a problem with the game. I can definitely understand that others may see the moral of the game as much more fucked up.
>>25954342
because I'm not weak
>>25965611
this
you all need to grow a pair
>>25967029
>>25967086
Shut up tiger mask faggot, you die at the end like a coward weakling
Reminder that dying is fucking scary.
