The concept of ponies is one of the only reasons why I get out of bed every morning. The other is the gym. What keeps you going mlp?
>>25953456
Also post horsebutts
>>25953463
I can get behind this.
>>25953456
>Tfw i cant fap anymore
>be me, work out every day
>bored
>LetsTakeAShower!11!!!!!.gif
>mmm
>try to fap
>30 minutes later i can kinda feel like im about to cum
>my fucking wrist is broken at this point
>think of the most gayest shit ever so i dont break my hand and die from heat stroke
why live?
>>25953456
The fact that I'm better than delusional sperglords such as yourself.
>>25953456
Am I the only one who prefer a woman's back to her front?
>>25953456
>>"Good morning, Twilight."
>>"Oh! Good morning, anon! How're you, today?"
>>"I'm fine but there's this question that keeps bugging me."
>>"Oh, what is it, Anon? Is it something I can help with?"
>>"Well, yeah. It's a pony biology question. Would you like to help me with an experiment, Twilight?"
>>"Ooh, I love experiments! Sure, I'll help you! What do you want me to do?"
>>"Oh, just lay down on the floor on your back and don't freak out when I bury my face in your crotch."
>>"Um... Okay..."
>> Within minutes, "experiment" successful! The result: https://clyp.it/1rakflmc
>> Major win detected in this sector!
>>25953456
>What keeps you going mlp?
Not much. I'm pretty sure I'm fucking invisible until I make a mistake.
>>25953456
Willpower. survival instinct, art. fuck i dont know, i just dont have the strength to give up.
>>25953684
The fuck is that thing on that pony's ass? It looks like either sushi or a used tampon tied with a string.
>>25953693
A slipper.
>>25953680
Fuck. Now I'm rock hard.
anger keeps me going.
i mean not like edgy spergout rage or something, just that i'm mad at most people and situations around me. you'd be surprised how viable a motivator that is.
also pone
>>25953680
Teh hardest boner right now man
>>25953456
Work of course, I need to eat
>>25953456
Living.
The grim determination to do better than yesterday.
>>25953456
horse pussy and my horsefucking gf ( who's pussy tastes very close to mare). we run a "hippoterapy" stable by day. charging retard's parents up the butt for glorified pony rides is plush lyfe
>>25953456
2 reasons:
Reason one: I keep telling myself that I may eventually reach Equestria if I keep on toughing out through life and dealing with the big stressors.
Second reason: I'm too afraid of the physical pain I'll inflict on myself if I do attempt to commit suicide.
>>25953456
Only that I can't force sleep more than 36 hours a day without a few hours awake.
>>25953680
Muh dick
>>25953456
Weed.
>>25953680
Can we please derail this into a lewd pony audio thread? I need more of this shit.
>>25955374
>Physical pain
>not considering od on sleeping pills or helium bag
>>25956716
I feel a little bad for everyone who fell for the helium bag joke.
>>25956716
>sleeping pills
dying like a bitch, or destroying your liver long-term after you puke your stomach contents a few times
>helium bag
good news: they often mix helium and natural air in 'party canisters' now to stop people doing just that
so you're literally having to read amazon reviews and shit for people saying 'i'm not saying i want to kill myself BUT this product is flawed, do not buy except if you really really like balloons' and shit lol
>>25953456
Gym and pony too, but the pony is slowly drowning in the sea of addictions I have.
How do you keep yourself doing mlp? I barely browse this board or so anyhting pony related. Save me
>>25953456
Pretty much nothing at this point. I've been thinking about suicide for almost a year and yet I'm too weak to attempt it. That may change in the next month or so because I feel like I might break at some point soon.
>>25956767
lol rekt
>>25953680
Creepy.
>>25956759
A joke? Inhaling pure helium for several minutes will kill you. That's no joke.
>>25956832
What's going on anon?
>>25953680
>>25953680
bruh
>>25958615
I'd just remove those golden shoes and take a long, deep sniff of her hooves. I bet they smell wonderful
>>25953456
Pone and physics tbħ
>>25953680
>https://clyp.it/1rakflmc
Anypony know how to download said soundclip?
For future reference?
>>25958866
Well, you just have to-
>Anypony
Fuck outta here
Ponies are the only reason I'm still alive.
I've played sports, I've built a kickass gaming rig, been dragged to all kinds of events in my teen years, I've been to both coasts of Murica, spent genuinely loving kinky time with a horse, spent an entire week doing nothing but sharing pizza and affection with a woman, driven a car that some rich prick seemed to think was worth over a million dollars, and I've spent months out in nature just fucking around and building shit.
And I just don't give a fuck about any of that. The work I have to put into life in order to obtain those things is too much of a boring strain for such little payoff as what many would call a fulfilling life.
My greatest hope is that I can work some dead end job and live in a sardine can of a house with nothing but my computer and a bed until I die as an old, wrinkly bastard.
I'd be quite happy with that. Ponies did not save my life, but they are the only thing that gives me any level of enthusiasm anymore.
>>25958866
I second this.
Also, nice dub dubs
>>25953456
hunger
>>25958895
>so cute
Why did you do this to my heart?
>>25957456
If it doesn't burst your lungs first.
>>25953456
boredom mostly
im a really laid back person and just like to sleep
>>25959036
Why would it? You'll be inhaling and exhaling a gas like the air but your bloodcells won't do shit with it because Helium is an inert gas.
You won't even feel like you're being asphyxiating, because what triggers the panic sensation is the high amount of CO2 in your system.
>>25953621
I can also get 'behind' this
>>25958866
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/flashgot/
>>25959275
My day has been ruined.
>>25959275
You suck
https://a.clyp.it/1rakflmc.mp3
Right click, Save as...
>>25953680
Is that supposed to be twilight? It doesn't sound like her that much
>>25959472
Take the mantle.
fat asses a best
>>25959835
wot
>>25953680
Hearing a cartoon character from My Little Pony moaning like that shouldn't make me hard, but it does.
>>25960219
Drop the synthetic self-loathing and Stockholm Syndrome. Take that which society calls a wound and wear it like armor.
>>25957456
such a waste. Helium is a non renewable resource
>>25953456
art, furry, and making videos about vidya trying to start something from vidya hobby.
>>25960956
isnt fucking outter space made of helium
>>25961101
No.
>>25961101
It's made of aether :^)
>>25961101
>>25955442
I second the motion!
Girls who willingly make pony lewd is my fetish.
>>25956759
I wouldn't feel bad for Twilight falling for the helium hose up the butt joke
>>25953680
>https://clyp.it/1rakflmc
there's a solid snake in my pants
>>25953680
Where the fuck is the download button?!
>>25962266
scroll up, the insturctions are there
>>25962274
Totally missed it. thanks bro.
>What keeps you going mlp?
Sheer willpower. Oh, and I'm not depressed all the fucking time like most of /mlp/.
>>25961959
I do...!want this
>>25953456
The possibility of learning and getting better at new things is a great feeling.
I got a used guitar a couple weeks ago and have been teaching myself, and it's been a lot of fun!
>>25953456
The fact that one day I will die and lose all consciousness and there is nothing that science can do about it so I need to fufill my life with the most amount of happiness I can so I do not waste it. This site is making it hard for me to do that.
>>25953656
U-unf!
>>25953456
I'd kiss that butt
>>25953456
>The other is the gym
Why the fuck can't I get swole? I'm doing supersets every other day now. Curling 20's because I'm poor and that's all I can afford (to be honest I only really need 25's) and then pushups
>>25964163
eat more
>lewd pony audio
>butts
This is a good thread
>>25959811
Most girls sound more higher pitched during sex, and more breathy. This is realistically what Twilight would sound during sex.
>>25958367
I'm failing university, and, after studying this subject for over a year, I've realised that I hate studying it. I want to quit this, but I think my parents may not let me make this decision.
Plus, I just in general don't see the point in being alive, and living on. What's the point? I'm just prolonging the inevitable.
>>25965274
>I just in general don't see the point in being alive, and living on. What's the point? I'm just prolonging the inevitable.
despite the edge on this sentence its pretty much how i feel, right now the only thing keeping me alive is my wish to finally deliver my own cartoon to the world, i dont even care if its a success or a major failure, i just want to deliver itand i need to start as soon as possible, i have to start and finish the pilote episode in this year
ooh, also, ponies
>>25953621
Is she looking at a picture of a dick?
>>25965882
stupid pony is all 'kyaaah is that just like my pictures i'm so curious and naive ^_^'
so you kick her out of your home and laugh at her simmering frustration, rubbing herself on door handles and such in a pathetic attempt to relieve herself
>>25958866
You stick a "a." at the front and ".mp3" (or ".ogg") at the end.
E.g: a.clyp.it/1rakflmc.mp3
dat ass
>>25958895
Its good to know that since you're a hollow mess of a human being, it seems ok to you to spread your autism and toxicity onto this board.
It isn't.
Maybe you should spend less time shitposting and pretending what people say doesn't bother you and more time trying to live your life away from your "gaming rig"
The fact that you wrote "My greatest hope is that I can work some dead end job and live in a sardine can of a house with nothing but my computer and a bed until I die as an old, wrinkly bastard." points to the fact that you have severe emotional issues.
Honestly man. Nobody feels bad for you. Nobody cares if you go and work a "Dead end job" and "live in a sardine can"
You're coming onto an anonymous imageboard as a non-anonymous person and expect people to feel pity for you? Especially after all the bullshit you stir up?
>Ponies are the only reason I'm still alive.
>Ponies did not save my life
How about you pick one and stick with it?
Jesus fucking christ you're pathetic.
>>25968012
I wonder what bullshit excuse we'll be in for this time. Can't wait to hear back from you explaining about how wrong I am and that you aren't a pathetic loser who stirs shit on the internet to pad his ego.
Nobody likes you here. The sooner you realize that, the easier it'll be to leave this place behind as to spare us from your horrid personality.
>>25953456
Absolutely nothing. Haven't left my bed for 2 days
>>25961101
I thought I was on /sci/ for a moment.
>>25968212
>>25968012
I've been lurking here about a week now after being in the fandom for years. Every fucking thread, it's this fucking guy drawing attention to himself. So many times starting pointless drama by passive aggressive shit stirring.
Please fuck off.
