>2016
>Another year wasted asking to god, hoping for her to become real
>Grasping into our imagination, splitting our personality for an answer
>Discussing her existence, defending her purity. All in vain.
>With one last echo going through this past and the incoming year
>She wasn't real
>She is not real
>She will never be real
>>25949131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sDhvwhI7bc
>>25949131
But she can be real, anon
If you go full autist
And make atulpa
>>25949131
didnt i hide/sage this thread like 5 fucking hours ago?
>>25949170
Oh no, mr president, you are too important to give a shit, don't tire your finger by hiding this without complaining.
>>25949131NO_HOVERBOARDSO_HOVERBOARDS
>>25949260
What are you trying to say?
Who are you quoting?
>>25949376
>who are you quoting
>>25949131
Better start learning how to lucid dream.
Or make a tulpa. That works too. :D
>>25949131
T U L P A
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>>25949131
God doesn't care about us.
He made us for his own amusement.
He's like a second Satan, but at least the actual Satan is up front about being an evil asshole.
>>25949131
>There are people here who believes that their waifu will become real.
>>25949603
Satan is not that bad, if you happen to read the bible segment where lucifer takes a revolution against god you notice that he says that he won't help humans because he was so loyal to god that he refused to serve mortals.
Apparently god made lucifer nature to be loyal to him and then punished him for doing what he believed in.
>>25949647
>There are people that wish for the sweet release of death everyday
YOU DON'T SAY
>lets kill ourselves anon
>>25949647
Where the fuck do you think you are?
>>25949647
>He doesn't believe in his waifu
>>25949664
So if I'm reading this right, Satan's a dick to humans because God specifically made him to be a dick towards humans?
Wow, now I hate God even more.
>>25949704
Sort of, lucifer was so loyal to god that he refused to serve another beings because he though it was a sin to serve anyone that wasn't god.
Then god literally threw him into hell..
>>25949704
>>25949719
>>25949664
>>25949603Good, you won't be missed in the otherside faggots, while I go to Equestria and fuck all your waifus while you look from hell.
>>25949732
Don't you realize it anon?
You're in hell.
And you're stuck with us.
>>25949743
NOW you're getting it.
>>25949743
Lucifer retired when moot made 4chan.
>>25949743
If this is hell, explain how sometimes I still feel happiness and hope.
I doubt there is such a thing in an actual hell.
>>25949603
>>25949664
>>25949719
>>25949704
Absolutely heretical. God grants waifu's to the faithful only.
>>25949809
True suffering is giving you the illusion there's a still a chance for you.
>>25949131
nerd
>>25949809
>Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man.
>>25949809
Because hope is the last thing that dies at the end.
Hope can bring happiness in exchange of you being deaf to the sins of this world.
>Inb4 we all went to hell and became so lonely that our minds created a world for us to live in, far away from the pain and eternal suffering.
>>25949832
God had no intention of ever doing such a thing.
Asshole didn't even save his own son before the Romans crucified him.
How can I get behind someone who won't even protect his own son?
No, no, I don't care if he rose three days later, it's still a dick move to make him go through that experience.
>>25949832
Yeah, he also gave us the freedom to do whatever we want but we had forbidden to be sentient beings with critical thinking
Lucifer literally died for our sins, freeing us from an eternity of though-slavery with a single conversation, just like a pacifist NPC from a videogame.
>>25949376
Back to the Future showed that we would have hover boards this year, but we dont.
>>25949832
>god
>>25949925
Technically, we do. Sure, not available to the general public, but Hoverboards are a thing in 2015. :D
>>25949925
Really?
Could have sword I saw a story on the news about a hoverboard catching on fire.
>>25949925
HAHAHA
>He doesn't know
http://www.mtv.com/news/2351933/working-hoverboard-alexandru-duru/
>>25949947
>sword
I MEANT SWORN
GOD DAMN TYPOS
>>25949961
you're drunk. it's time to lay down keyboard.
>>25949959
>You will never use a hoverboard to visit your pegasus waifu in the clouds.
>>25949704
>This board has fallen into despair so much that they've turned into satanist.
>>25950342
I'm not a Satanist.
I'd rather do what I think is morally right without taking orders from some magical entity, simply because I think all those entities fucking suck.
Basically, I'd rather do what an IDEAL God who legitimately cares about the human race would want instead of what the supposed actual God apparently wants.
>>25950353
Don't let this thread turn creepy, please.
>>25949866
>How can I get behind someone who won't even protect his own son
Because he did it for you. Don't be a theologian if you haven't actually read the bible. Clearly you are incapable of seeing past your already established feelings, which appear to be literally woman tier.
>why doesn't god just make no evil
>>25949890
>forbidden
What? Do you not understand free will?
>freeing us from an eternity of though-slavery with a single conversation
Lucifer didn't do that. You need to read the bible, but more importantly actually understand what you're reading. You clearly do not.
>>25949931
>posting reddit graphs
I love fedora's, their rationale is literally based off of being uneducated on the subject.
>>25950422
>my 100% subjective view on what is good for the human race is what god should do
>>25949131
>Praying to God
>Not praying to superior Cthulhu
>>25950486
>Because he did it for you
I still cannot understand this bit, and even if I read through it again, I still wouldn't get it.
>>25950531
Not him but I will explain this as well as I can. The idea of the gospel. the collection of the first four books of the new testament, Mathew, Mark, Luke, John, depict the story of Jesus Christ and how he died for our sins. I am sure you understand the concept of a sin and how it is a terrible injustice to yourself, if not the God you don't believe in. Lust, greed, murder, et cetera. Similar to how one should be arrested for murder, one should be dammed to eternal hell for their sins when they fail to repent against them. Jesus, who in concept is God, came down to earth, dying for us, and basically allowing his perfection to be punished to save humanity's punishment from sin so long as His people have faith in him.
Too long, didn't read: Jesus died for us in the sense that the mother of a murderer would die for her son or daughter.
>>25950486
Lucifer
>Like Prometheus, gave knowledge to humanity by giving Eve the fruit from the forbidden tree.
>Humanity gained knowledge of good and evil, according to Genesis.
>We couldn't have possessed knowledge of good and evil before eating the fruit Adam and Eve couldn't have known that eating the fruit was evil
>Satan gave humans true capacity for moral judgment, unlike God, who simply expected everyone to mindlessly obey his orders.
God
>God takes away Adam and Eve's eternal life, thus commiting the first murder, and holds their descendants responsible and visiting Adam and Eve's punishment down on their children. In today's moral standards, the sins of the father die with the father.
>God orders the Levites to kill their "every man and his neighnor" for worshipping another god. This cost 3000 lives. (Exodus 32:27)
>God sends a plague to the Israelites, apparently feeling that mass-butchery wasn't enough of a punishment. (Exodus 32:35)
>God kills Onan for refusing to impregnate his late brother's (whom God also slew) wife and instead "spilling his seed on the ground." (Genesis 38:8-10)
>God kills the entire populations of Soddom and Gammorah (again, including women, children and infants) for practicing certain sexual techniques.
>God gives all Philistines hemorrhoids in their pubic areas. (1 Samuel 5:9)
>God kills over 50,000 people for looking at an ark. (1 Samuel 6:19)
>God kills 70,000 people because King David decided to have a census. (1 Chronicles 21:7-14)
>God destroys all life on Earth in a great flood, except for a drunk (Noah) and his family, for failing to worship him.
>God approves of slavery, and instructs owners to beat their slaves. (Proverbs 29:19)
Surely god is love!
>>25950625
Well, that's stupid.
He had to die to pardon us?
Why couldn't he just pardon us regardless?
I still don't get it.
