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>"W-Why did you take my wings from me, anon?"
>>25946989
Because I was hungry.
>>25946989
"You'll get them back when you earn them. Luckily for you, I let Tirek out."
>"WHAT?! I need my frie-"
"Your friends are already captured. Gotta do this yourself, twi twi."
>"Ah-Ahhh?"
"Welp, I'm gonna go grab a hay burger. Good luck!"
>>25946989
>>"W-Why did you take my wings from me, anon?"
So these whiny autistic fucks that I'm surrounded by will shut the fuck up.
>>25946989
For science, Twilight.
For science.
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>>25946989
I-I didn't know you were a Yoshi, Twilight! I thought you were choking!
>>25946989
You don't need a plane to fly
Plastic wings may make you cry
Kites are made for windy days
Lawn chair with balloons fly away
Inflatable pants...
You may as well skip
If you want to fly, all you need...
Is friendship
>>25947297
...That's actually kind of beautiful, Anon.
>>25946989
It's better like that.
>>25947297
Goddamit thats beautiful
>>25946989
Horse feathers are an abomination of nature.
Also, how do horseflies work? Are all of their bones hollow, or just their wings?
>>25947297
Because I'm bored.
>>25947297
T-Thanks spongebob
>>25946989
you never had wings twilight
it was all a dream
a horrible horrible dream
>>25947164
>Based scientist
>>25946989
"Because fuck you, you didn't earn them, that's why."
"Also, I'm getting rid of your princess status, staring with your castle."
"The bulldozers should be here riiiight aboouuut... now."
>*CRASH*
>Derpy "Muffins" Hooves bursts through the wall on a giant, yellow vehicle of death and destruction.
>"LOOK, ANON! I'M DOING SOMETHING RIGHT!"
>twilight's fw
>>25946989
You know damn well why.
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