>"Femanon, Ah dun told you Ah'm straight. Git yer tits outta mah face."
>>25944438
Get your stupid face outta mah tits.
>>25944438
"IM NOT A GIRL AJ IM JUST FAT, GOD!
YOU WILL BE GAY
I WILL TEACH YOU
>>25944438
It's not gay if we are different species and we don't have balls.
>>25944529
>It's not gay if we are different species OR we don't have balls.
Fixed that for you.
Unless you meant to imply that all sex is gay unless it involves two girls of different species.
>>25944574
>Unless you meant to imply that all sex is gay unless it involves two girls of different species
That makes sense, right?
>>25944609
So human male X human female is gay?
>>25944501
whot m8?
>>25944438
>Femanon keeps pestering Applejack about doing some lasso practice together
>"The next rodeo ain't fer months and ah've already got actual work to do."
>"'sides, you keep getting yerself all tangled up in the rope. If ah didn't know better, I'd think yer doin' in on purpose."
>>25944438
We need more femanon x female pone in here.
I want to sexually harass the ponies
>>25945524
>Anon has terrible gyno tits
ew
Those are my balls applehorse
>>25944438
"Uh, no, you see, I'm actually a guy."
>"...you have a vagina Femanon"
"No no, I have a PSEUDO-vagina and uh, you're looking at my pseudo-tits. Yeah, that's how it works for my species, to scare the females into not bullying us, kinda like hyenas you know."
>"Ah don't think that's how Hy-
"DON'T OPPRESS MY SPECIES AJ !"
>"..."
"...so, is this a date ?"
>>25944696
>human male X human female
disgusting
>>25947445
Everyone knows that human female x stallion is where it's at.
>>25944438
For the last time AJ those are NOT tits. They are my testicles.
>>25948347
cluckcluckcluck
>>25948388
What?
>>25948397
I think he's referring to when cuck was censored with "cluck" during the /pol/calypse. As for why he's calling that poster a cuck, I can only assume because he's saying women belong with horses instead of human men and that's somehow similar to cuckoldry.
>>25948510
But I want to be the woman in that situation.
>>25948519
But being a woamn is fucking awful.
Sure you have orgasms that are incredible (assuming you can achieve them), and men will lust after you if you have some grace, but then they will also look down on you in certain tasks and you will also have more chances of being raped. Not to mention the awful period, hormonal shit and the need to put make up and shit on yourself to look decent.
>>25945524
What stamina? They have none. Don't lie to yourselves, titty beasts.
>>25948557
>men will lust after you if you have some grace
>Oh no! P-people like me, those bastards!
>But I still have to put make up on or else I won't look good.
The only shit that is agreeable in your post is that they have periods which is awful.
>>25948688
Sounds like you've wanted this for a long time, faggot.
>>25948688
That was a pro, you fucktard not a downside.
And yes, i am sure you would love to waste hours in getting your hair perfect, painting your face and maintaining a body that is decent, otherwise you will become another tumblrina whale of 200 pounds.
>>25948707
>Implying I'm the other Anon.
I'm just fine with being a guy honestly.
>>25948707
I personally love being a guy. I wouldn't trade it for anything else. Being a girl? The only thing that's really good for is pleasure, so I'd probably just go sell myself to some slavers.
>>25948510
>wanting your gril to leave you for a horse
>"somehow similar to cuckoldry"
>>25944438
Penises.
>>25949977
Well first of all, that's not cuckoldry. Second of all, you're implying in the first place that the gril was yours. That Anon at no point implied he was referring to his gf or even that he had a gf.
>>25950082
This is correct. I do not have a gf, nor do I think I would enjoy watching one of mine having sex with someone else appealing. I just like the idea of a woman having sex with a stallion. I didn't think any of us would have to go into such detail about this.
It's almost like people don't know what "cuck" actually means. But that's ridiculous; 4chan would never misuse words like that.
>>25949977
#REKT REKT REKT
>>25950082
It's the same ballpark.
>>25950141
I am unsure if you are fucking retarded or baiting.
>>25950141
By your logic enjoying any straight pornography would be cuckoldry then. Which is fucking retarded.
>>25950500
Watching a woman you find attractive get fucked by some guy is pretty cuck-tier, desu.
>>25950141
wew lad
>>25944851
>>25944914
This
I hardly ever see green of femanon.
>>25951193
So..I'm being cucked everytime I watch porn?
