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>>25944152
First for TRAITOR
>>25944187
Go to bed you wank.Poner get.
>>25944187poner new year get
Anyone still 2015?
Can she get out earlier today?
>>25945278
Only if she can fit three pencils in her butthole
>>25945371
she's got a big ponut
I'd like to attend a bat sleepover
>>25945278
permission granted
>>25945371
With tablet
>>25944152
Edgy-looking and snowflake OC general: Where autists gather to shoehorn their batmemes and batshit into everything.
>>25946923
ur late again
>>25946923
Edgy-looking?
>>25947313
That oc has so much stuff going on, it's making my brain hurt.
>>25947313
I want to gently deflorate this little cutie
I want her first time to be romactic, slow and happy
I want to do it in the middle of the night, under a big oak
>>25947295
tassletufts
>>25947313
What is this?
Florf.... Is something the matter?
>>25948161
It's a very funky bubbly bat.
>>25948264
She lost her wingwarmers
I'm feeling like creating more desktop ponies.
>>25944187
STOP WITH THE STAR WARS MEMES
It's still a bit early, but I'd like to get this in in case I wont be able to. Happy New Year /bat
>>25948415tr8 t0r
>>25948628
STOP
>>25948606
weeeeeee
>>25948683
REEEEEEEEE
>>25948695
>>25948780
Iwatched he movie, was great, just meming, but the memes are going to far now
>>25946923
Happy New Year tsunanon
More tomorrow.
>>25949962
:'^(
>>25945278
Happy new years!!
happy new bate
have a batty new year
How do bats celebrate the new year?
>>25952630
By eating mangoes and keking, kekeke
bat bump
time to wake up battie
Bunch of bats with hangovers *hiccup*
>>25954080
Great opportunity to sexualize them!
>>25954089
>Great opportunity to sexualize them!
Nooooooooooo, don't rape the bats!
>>25954147
It's not rape if they didn't say NO.you can't say no when unconscious
>>25954147
I didn't say I would plow them like a psycho, just make them cum as well as meI would make a lot of bat satyrs
>>25954328
nice dog
>>25954238
You can't say no when you're saying yes.
Staring at that little clapping Night Watch fills you with Determination.
>>25956011
>eye colour
It's not Night Watch
>>25956075
*poof*
>>25944152
I'll just leave something quitebattyright here
https://www.humblebundle.com/weekly
>>25956471poner get
>>25956533
EEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25954328
Is she dead?
>>25956946
She is asleep after rough, anal sex
bap boop
>>25949868
>>25956149
no musky butt
>>25959057
>>25959457
okay you win
>>25957019
she has no butt, so good luck on that
>>25959684
lol
>>25959684
>>25960110
Oh noooooooo!
which bat has the biggest butthole?
>>25958268
Done, Whisper is now available on OneDrive.
If you have DesktopPonies app, just download the folder "Bat Ponies" from @GAMES AND APPS\Desktop Ponies catalog, choose your bats, copy their respective folders to the folder "Ponies" in your DP installation directory.
If you don't have DesktopPonies app, download it from @GAMES AND APPS\Desktop Ponies, unpack, run application- bat ponies are already inside.
>>25960110
CHOMP
>>25960110
is she ok?
>>25960406
How could you, Eggo! You stole her butt!
>>25960345
Tis' pretty sweet, but I dont think the program likes a 3 monitor setup.
Don't scare a poni.
>So adorably clueless.
>>25960336
Arrhythmia has an enormous plump ponut
>>25961621
I want it be encompassed by it
>>25960336
Sirocca, she tried to put a mango inside her butt
>>25961790
where are the proofs?
fgg
[/spoilefaggotsr]
>>25961680
I think it would be nice to live inside Arrhythmia's big, warm butt. Very comfy.
h
>>25961790
Unf
>>25961790pic?
bat!
>>25963107
dead bat
>>25960110
uh oh
mischeivious bats
I can't draw femanon like Outa' Sync.
>>25964387
I'd like Panne to feed me some nutritious squash soup
>>25964543
You can't draw.
more glasses bat
Next step: epicrainbowcrafts.
>>25965365
Wait, two of Mia?
>>25965551
That one is cute, though.
>>25965374
Absolutely.
>>25965365
>Huntsman Knife
>>25968436
>>25968436
Hey, batty
dead
>>25964543
#She's not heavy, she's my battieeee..#
>>25970747Moth thread is dead.
>>25970747
>>25970841
rip
>>25970915
What? What happened?
>>25972904
Cell posted a watersports version of his picture
>>25973933
Doesn't make any sense in context.
>>25973933
Please explain further
>>25975075
Surprised the joke is somehow still funny
>>25975426
I bet you're the only one who thinks that.
>>25975799
That it's still apparently funny? I don't.
>>25975826
I would like toworkin Panne'sbakery.
bedtime bump good night bats
[happy peeing noises]
>>25978482
pls
edgy bat oc
>>25980757
those colourful and sparkling bats would be great for defloration
>>25969011
gif please
>>25980757
Those fluffy ears are very BatDesu-esque.
>>25982048
>>25982532
>shitty frame times
>>25983181
STOP MAKING THAT FACE
Bat are so quiet in 16
>>25985668
hahaha that is horrible
Bats.
Butts.
>>25988270
>She will never pee on you
>>25988674
Go back to your dead thread
>tfw no bat sibling
>>25988674
When /moth/ sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with /bat/. They're bringing fetishes. They're bringing autism. They're shitposters.
Thump. Thump. Thump.
> You are a pony, in equestria.
> Your name is unimportant now
> You fucked up, and you know it.
Thump. Thump. Thump.
> you can't see much, outside of a blurred view of your cherry red hair.
> You can't think straight, you're too depressed
> You don't understand why you were cut short, why this had to happen
> As you contemplate these weighty issues, you feel your arm go numb.
> Blood loss? You have no idea.
> As you lay crying, potentially dying, and sighing, you can't help but think about the mess you made for yourself...
[Spoiler] More later. Promise.
>>25990557
Already done Fucked it up. Pack it in.
>>25990451
How cute, you actually think people of the highly appreciated moth thread would sink so low as to come here and give you guys attention so you can cry about shitposting and enforce how better you are in all ways than other generals.
Yet here you are, the ones stuck with most shitposters.
>>25990607
>Implying Fingerbang isn't worse
Oh, /moth/, you're such a card.
>>25990607
>so low as to come here
Yet, here you are. The irony's fairly rich, don't you think?
The highly appreciated moth thread is just that.
Rich in irony.
>>25990607
Outside observer here.
What's this? Rivalry between two of the worst generals on /mlp/ over which is worse? Don't kid yourselves, you're both equally terrible.
>>25990631
The rivalry is one sided, most of our contributors cross post in /moth/
>>25990631
I thought it was just being mutually tsun, seeing as cross posters from both threads are quite common
>>25990631
To put it short, it's like one dude who can't bury the hatchet and whines at anyone who says anything contrary to his opinion. Their thread isn't in the catalog for a reason.
>>25990646
To put it how it is, it's a few people insisting it is one person who can't bury a hatched and that one person coming to say no every once an then while all shitposting is thought to come from that one person, which makes that one person annoyed enough to come over to say no because he does not shitpost in this thread, then the two fling accusations back and forth for a short while before that one person leaves again, and the shitposting continues since shitposter know that they can shitpost all they want since it is going to be blamed on that one person anyway, while the few people keep blaming that one person for it and keep arguing with anyone they think is that one person, making others think it is that one person as well, and then you're stuck in this loop.
>>25990680
...What?
>>25990680
I'm so lost
>>25990680
Are you speaking English?
>>25990695
>"K-kek I should turn a canon pony into one of my fanmade batshits :P
>>25991288
>K-kek i should shitpost everytime a fruitbat pony is posted
>stop liking what i don't like!
>>25991288
This is why your thread is dead.
>>25991255
>Vito trying to make everyone love his snowflake waifu
Fuck off.
>>25991320
...what?
The image i posted is saying she is SHIT, fucking SHIT, and NOT a batpony
>>25991332
>literally shitposting
kill yourself
>>25991357
You first
But i didn't even post cadence
>>25991297
>a fruitbat pony
>Implying fruitbats means that the batponies the fandom has made up is canon
Now that's autism.
>>25991379
Nobody said anything was nothing was canon
Nohing here is canon
Stop taking bats so seriously
>>25991412
>>25991434
>>25991387
>Implying batfags haven't kept claiming that their headcanon is canon
>>25991465
Nothing about bats is canon, nor will it be
Batfags truly are cancer
>Bats aren't canon
>I-It doesn't matter!
>Batfags are cancer, lol
>Kill yourself hateanon!
2016 and bat thread has learned nothing. It's not even good bait and you faggots are still taking it.
>>25990680
So what, every circle jerk I have been in has been guilty of this.
>>25991500
So which one's your favorite?Moff?
>>25991387
They are canon race :^)moth are not
>>25995233
Baron is a great artist and all butdear god those colors.
>>25990841
I dont remember coloring this
did you color this?
>>25990451
/r/ing trumpbat
>>25990680
sounds likeautism
>>25987482
I like this a lot
>>25995458
Sorry, I believe it was posted in a previous /bat thread long ago.
>>25995705
MAKE /BAT/ GREAT AGAIN!
>>25995848
We're going to build a wall. To keep out moths and shitposters. Mostly shitposters as the moths will just fly over.
>>25995999
trips confirm
>>25995999
trips have spoken, we build a wall!
http://www.dileak.com/post/136553718618/unmute-heard-this-song-and-immediately-thought
>>25993797
Sequien
>>25996058I like you.
post /r/
>>25997364
Two batponies of your choice looking up at the night sky and arguing about a meteorite that's flying through the sky.
>>25997364
pompom screeing
>>25997364
ghost of Speck scares Sirocca
>>25995999
have you thought about joining the skype?
CuteEdge.png
>>25998875
Nice
>>25998801
>have you thought about joining the skype?
Tried too. Cannot seem to get anyone from the OP to add me / share details. Even messaged Codras on tumblr and no reply.
>>25998930
I don't know who decided to make those people admins in the bat chat, they have one job, really
>>25998959
I never asked for it.
>>25998930
search for noogai13 or machibex
>>25998930
Add meMachibexon Skype, and I'll add youI also never got a message from you, guy so I have no idea what you're talking about "Cannot seem to get anyone from the OP to add me / share details."
>>25999092
Ack, looks like I only sent requests to codras (which I believe now was the wrong one) and noogai13 and didn't get to you. Sending one now, my apology.
>>25996039
Too cute
>>25999609
Who is next to Florence
>hold down bap by legs
>struggles to fly away
>wings beat fruitlessly against bed
>pfpfpfpfpfpf
>>25999669
The effect of "Adventures of Aux"
>>25999609
Is this new?
>>26000433
Man, it's like, one of the oldest pics from bat threads.
>>26000459
So old it's new?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb7ezsA2g6o
>>26000662
I really like this one.
>>26000536
Yeah, something like this
>>25995999
the hair fits remarkably well
>>26001918
Way batter than his original one
>>25998875
I would like to pat this bat on the head.
>>26000459
>tfw you still love the idea of Aux ravaging Hekesuh's ponut with his batcock.
JKMD
>>26002061
they are still arguably my favorite /bat/ ship
>>26002085
Yep, I just wish there was more porn.
My dream picture would be a picture of Hekesuh's butt being stretched to it's limit as Aux struggles to penetrate him.
>>26000662
Neat. Xd dragon a best
Remember this one? Feels like such a long time ago now.
>>26002119
that'd be pretty hot, especially if hekesuh is drooling from his open mouth while he ejaculates from the pleasure of anal sex with his best batbro
>>26002183
Aux is a big guy.
>>26002207UUUU
>tfw no best batbro to snuggle up with on winter mornings
>>25999698
Is it worth the read?
>>26002862
It was pretty good, one of the oldest stories
Where is Nick?
>>26002119
>>26002183
I took notes to possibly draw this idea one day in the near future. It may not be all that great, but eh, practice.
>>26002163
Moonshine has a plump ponut
boop
>>26005854
Nice Speg you got there
New pic.
>>26006620
nuh is such a qt
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35231046
Arabic and North African men commit mass sexual assault in Germany on New Year's eve, for realsies
>>26006996
I want to be sexually attacked by pretty bat mares.
>It's New Year's Eve in Ponyville
>You're out with your bros, just some wild and crazy stallions out on the town
>"Colts just wanna have fuuuun," you all sing in unison, sipping daiquiris through swizzle straws
>QT mares flirt with you all night
>There's a lot of them but you feel safe because they're all locals and nice people
>You and the boys are having a great time
>That is, until you frolic into a dark alley to take a whiz
>You hear your best bro Chad puke onto a trash can
>"There goes my daiquiri, brah..." he laments, wiping his mouth
>"You could've at least aimed INto the can," says a voice from behind you
>You and your posse whirl around to see yourselves surrounded by bat pony mares
>Fear runs through you as you realize that they've cut off the only exit
>"U-Um, I d-didn't mean to miss," Chad stammers, backing away
>You and your bros slowly follow his lead, backing away from the encroaching pack of bat mares
>They were a small population in Ponyville, recently arrived from somewhere far away
>There had been concerns about letting them in the town, fears about certain aspects of their culture, but Mayor Mare had told you all to shut the fuck up and stop being such racist neonightmare bigots
>No one wanted to be a racist neonightmare bigot, so that seemed like a compelling argument enough to let the batmares in
>They'd since terrorized the town, stealing mangoes, drinking blood of hapless ponies in broad daylight, rubbing their smelly butts all over everything to mark their territory
>But that was just their culture, right? Mayor Mare had told everyone that they needed to just shut up and ACCEPT it instead of being RETARDED and DUMB
>You distinctly remember Mayor Mare pantomiming the act of bending over and forcing a hoof up her own asshole as she'd said that
>Now, as the batmares advance on you and your trapped bros, you realize only too late that a horrible plague has been released upon your fair Ponyville
>>26007293
For some reason I thought that this was going to be related to Hekesuh and Aux sharing a kissu again.
>>26007475
Jkmd
>>26007475
The batstallion refugees in Ponyville are law-abiding homosexuals. It's the batmares that are going around destroying everything
>>26007563
I saw a picture of Aux struggling to hide his erection today and thought of you.
*kissu*
What is /bat?
Anon, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
>>26006620
what a waste of time...
A Bunch of bats, Haven't been here in awhile~
>>26008346
Sorry, I can't delete it anymore.
It's quiet in here....too quiet.
*looks around*
>>26008971
Bats are asleep maybe?
>>26008971
>>26008990
I like your Lapis bat
>>26009055
Someone knows my existence! Also thanks :D
>>26009073
you look familiar
>>26009110
Familiar bat's in a familiar time :D
>>26009110
>>26009073
Do they go to the same manedresser?
Very familiar.
>>26009173
They probably do lol, Full of bat talk between manedressers :D
>>26009073
Oldie but goldie
>>26009290
Way back when i first started and wanted to a homage to the TMNT Arcade :D
>>25944152
I heard you guys wished me a merry christmas and happy new year and I just found out about it by an old friend, and it'd be rude not to reciprocate.
kinda hard to believe that back in 2013 was when Bat pone thread was thought up I'd help be a part of it, and now in 2016 it's still here. I'd have never guessed it 3 years ago.
merry belated Christmas and happy new year Bat Pone
Sincerely,
a relic just passing through on his highway of memories.
