With 2016 almost upon us, how many of you are going for a No Clop (or full-fledged No Fap for real men) 2016 Challenge?
Pic related: it defeated me 2 years ago.
>being this weak
I'm at my last day of no-clop 2015
I don't know. NoFap has not significantly changed my outlook or life quality.
Fuck no! Why do people get roped in by the puritan 'masturbation is bad for you' rhetoric anyway?
>>25943473
religion
>>25943422
I'm going for it!And I'm gonna fail day one. Good luck OP!
>>25943422
At some point I always end up cumming while sleeping and that it's a fucking mess.
>>25943422
I'm fine with no fap... haven't cum to an image of a girl in... almost 4 years.
>>25943473
>>25943485
... great, another "religion r bad" thing.
Religion is a way societies codify adaptive behaviour. Masturbation makes men lazy by lowering their overall blood testosterone level.. La petite mort, no?
Personally I think it shows a lack of self discipline, ubermensch don't masturbate.
>>25943422
"Mindless with arousal, now, she tore my clothes from my body!"
After that it's usually an article on the best way to clean spark plugs.
>>25943504
Because now you cum to images of horse pussy, right?
>>25943422
>>25943436
>>25943491
>>25943495
>>25943504
Why would you do this, ever? Your body is designed to maintain an organism that continually engages in sexual activity for the porpoise of spreading life. When you stop cumming, your body starts to go "Oh, must no longer be necessary" and starts having a slough of problems because it doesn't try to maintain you in your pinnacle.
So save yourself and keep spewing semen.
>>25943522
>Masturbation makes men lazy by lowering their overall blood testosterone level..
"Various studies have been conducted on the effects of masturbation and testosterone use. One study completed in Vienna in 1998 by the Ludwig Boltzmann Institute for urban Ethology found that both men and women experienced increased testosterone levels simply by watching pornographic movies for 15 minutes. Men increased their levels by 100% while women experienced an 80% increase in testosterone levels. A previous study in 1993 came to a similar conclusion. All 9 males used in the study showed an increase in LH (Luteinizing hormone) levels after viewing arousing material (both films and photos). LH is the hormone responsible for stimulating testosterone production. More recent research has revealed how hormonal fluctuations produce an increase in the levels of adrenalin, prolactin and killer cells (cells which increase immunity and hormonal absorption by other cells) which occurs after induced ejaculations. These results explain why induced ejaculations enhance the immune system and release dopamine, the “feel good” monoamine and neurotransmitter, which is responsible for both synthesizing and releasing adrenaline (epinephrine) used to produce sexual arousal.
In 2003, Chinese researchers shed light on how serum testosterone levels were affected by frequent ejaculation. The study utilized 28 male volunteers who were asked to abstain from ejaculation for a week. Serum testosterone levels were monitored throughout the week-long period and showed no impact during the first 6 days. However, on the seventh day, the levels of serum testosterone in all participants spiked to 145.7% from the baseline readings. Then, on the eighth day, those levels started rapidly declining."
>Religion is a way societies codify adaptive behaviour
No, religion is a way elite classes codify social control.
>>25943635
Exactly.
>>25943422
Wait, can i still watch clop if i don't go further then that? or is it no clop what-so-ever...
>>25943422
>this shit again
are you some kind of glutton for punishment? why would I deny myself the ONLY pleasure I get out of this life.
I did no-cloptober for no fap month. It was cool. I guess I will try it again for next october.
For all of you guys in the thread asking why I would believe no masturbation is healthy or it is for religious reasons, it isn't. I don't believe in that bullshit. I only did no fap month as a stupid challenge just to see if I could. To test my willpower. Other than given me slightly more free time, I saw no magical benefits of not masturbating. I just do it for the sake of doing a difficult challange, and being proud of myself forovercumingsaid challenge.
>>25943422
Anon that's how rapists are made
>>25943422
Call me a fucking weirdo but I'm only going to stop fapping to non-pony related porn. It's easier to fap to than pony but results in shitty orgasms. When I fap to pony it's always so fulfilling.
(Anybody else feels this way?)
>>25944646
So much this
>>25944646
Same here.
>implying that I fap
>implying that I've ever fapped
>implying that I will ever fap
>>25944646
I find it personally much easier to edge to pony than to IRL porn or the likes, and I can go for longer and cum more.
>itt I talk about the dried up cum driblets on my ceiling
>>25944709
Do you have a condition?
>>25944722
Aspergers
>>25944709
>Lying on the internet
Unless you have some illness.
>>25944733
There is some guy on MLP who was to use a wheelchair due to some condition. For him, masturbating is a huge pain on his upper body, so he can't do it.
>>25944748
I just don't feel any need/desire to choke the Scootaloo. Sure, I get turned on by stuff, and I have a few fetishes, but I never actually jerk off.
>>25944786
If you haven't done it ever. don't do it.
It becomes an addiction and it ends controlling you.
Why is it fine for couples to have sex every night
while lonely losers aren't ever allowed to release themselves?
I respect people who are trying to stop, but that double standard is fucking bullshit.
>>25943422
>how many dicks is OP going to suck in 2016?
Hell no. I tried to do a no-fap month in October, but gave in at about three weeks. I was going crazy wanting to cum so bad. Blew a huge load though.
Amazing that people literally get mad - literally, actually, no-foolin' caremad - at other people saying they're not going to masturbate for a while
>>25945207
>no foolin'
>>25945207
I saw a thread on /co/ where people argued about why would you drink water instead of other beverages, calling the people who prefer water "waterfags".
I was the stupidest thing to argue about and I was laughing through the whole thread.
someone becoming increasingly confused and angry while reading about other peoples' goals viz. their masturbation habits, enough to add a reply to their posts telling them they're wrong and shouldn't do it and their goal is stupid
>>25945221
it's grammatically incorrect, i know, but i think you understand my point
![4ae[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pVsrWc7.jpg "4ae[1].jpg")
>>25943422
>Castle Mane-ia is two years old
I have never "clopped" before. What do I win?
>>25945257
the moments of your life you didn't waste.
>>25945244
Jesus christ I wasn't pointing out the grammar. No one actually gives a fuck. If you asked them the same question in real life1v1 meno one would give a shit.
Unless it's funny. In which case, fucking waterfag.
>>25945257
Your soul isn't stained with the knowledge of what you've done, I think.
I've only done it once - by accident, and to be honest (family) i didn't enjoy it; so I think, when we're all dead and we're all having to look over the sum total our lives, it's no biggie.
>>25945264
Wasted same moments masturbating to beastiality instead
what do i win
nothing that's what.
>>25945257
You should try it. Feels good having new shit to fap to, more variation.
>>25945277
>No one actually gives a fuck.
These guys seem pretty serious.
>>25943473
>>25943664
One guy (same?) even went and copy-pasted a whole bunch of text I don't think anybody even read.
>>25943665
>>25945250
>i started watching pony 5 years ago
>i've watched pony longer than I was in high school
>>25945307
We've established some people who seem the give a fuck
Now 1v1 them IRL.
They won't care.
>>25945304
But am not sexually attracted to pone. Humanized pone maybe, but their is better hentai I could be fapping to then lewds from a cartoon about magical horses
>>25943422
I couldn't even last a month, OP.
Trying to go through an entire damn year might turn me insane.
>>25945281
>by accident
Literally how?
>>25945477
Kill yourself, thanks.
>>25943665
They didn't masturbate. They watched a film that got them horny and increased their hormones. They probably then went home, fapped, and lost all of the testosterone they got from watching and what little they had left over from previous faps.
Only reason to not masturbate for an extended period of time is to get that big blowout when you decide it's time. This is how you start off the year right
I'll try No Fap. From previous attempts, for me being lazy and watching TV, playing games, etc. makes it hard by making my dong hard out of nowhere.
>>25946372
reeeeeee something something body absorbs semen reeee no different reeeeeee
>>25946289
Sorting through tabs before release, found the wrong one and then welp, too late. Like I said, no biggie.
>00:01 new year's day
>have fapped every year for the past 5 years or something
>it's a fucking waste of time
>so much wasted time throughout the year
>i could learn something or be meaningfully entertained
>want to stop
>derpibooru
>filter set to everything
>christmas, socks
Every fucking year
you could just ... not do it
>>25943422
I'll go for a month then see where it takes me from there.
>>25945477
>But am not sexually attracted to pone. Humanized pone maybe
>H U M A N I Z E D P O N E
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Please, end yourself
>>25944646
Exactly the same for me.
>>25943422
Why would anybody do this, ever?
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>>25944792
Don't be daft.
I don't see the point of going for a year of abstinence, so nah. I like my orgasms.
>>25946340
>>25943522
>pic unrelated
Please take a basic biology course, doesn't even have to be above a first year course, just take it. Your idiotic argument of "lowered testosterone levels" can be so easily disproved.
If one want to do these no fap events that's fine, but don't go around with you're pseudo-scientific arguments and insult those who don't wish to partake in your "test of discipline".
Tbh i'm getting a boner just from reading this thread.
It's like telling me "Don't you even dare thinking about it"
