>"Anon, my child."
>>25942886
>"I watched you grow into a weapon...
of righteousness..."
>>25942886
You are't my mother
>>25942968
>"I am now."
>>25942886
"Mom! It's midnight let me sleep!!"
>"No! Me and you are going to spend some quality time with each other and that's final!"
>>25943011
I want to spend the night as her small colt wrapped in a blanket kept warm while we both look up at the stars.
>>25942976
That's so Damn cute.
>>25942886
>>25943599
>>25942968
>The pair of you lay there on the grassy knoll, looking up at the falling stars above
>Luna had wrapped you tightly in a blanket, and it feels warm around you
>She lays on her back, and holds a hoof under you, nuzzling your tiny form into hers
>"Are you sleepy, my child?"
>You nod, nuzzling your head into hers
>"Would you like me to tell you a story?"
"Yes, please, mommy."
>She holds you into her
>And points at a star above
>"Do you know what that star is?"
>You shake your head and she chuckles
>"That's the north star, where travelers would use to guide their journey."
>You look at the bright star above
>And yawn
>"There was a pony I knew once, who used that star to travel. And travel she would, to far away lands, seeing new sights, new wonders, new civilizations."
>Your eyelids feel heavier
>Her warmth envelopes you as she hugs tightly into you
>"Every where she went, she would find new friends and new adventures awaiting her."
>She turns towards you, her side now facing the grass underneath
>And she nuzzles her face into yours
>"But one day, she found an adventure so grand, she never wished to return."
>Your eyes are closed, and your breathing slows
>"She continued onwards, though she left a child behind..."
>Her voice fades away, slowly
>"She felt guilt tug at her heart, but she knew could never turn from the path she chose."
>Her form starts to fade
>"I will always be here for you, child, waiting, ready in your dreams..."
>The world dissolves
>And a heaviness sets in
>You open your eyes, and find yourself back in your empty house again
>But the moonlight shining in from the windows casts a comforting light
>And you nuzzle into your covers to fall into the comfort of sleep once more
You only come around once in a blue moon. So don't call me that Luna
>>25943599
>>25943717
Damnit.
Now you made me feel guilty.
>>25942886
>"You are a man now."
>>25943717
>HURR THEY AREN'T REAL
>>25942976
>>25943011
>>25943599
>>25943717
>"Fucks sak-..MOM, he's doing it again."
>>25942886
Mehmet, my son
Someone bring back Momlestia please.
>>25944264
Next year.
>>25943921
>>25943932
>>25944264
>>25944276
Oh look, Celestiafags invading a Luna thread again.
NO FUCKING SURPRISE
>>25944264
Oh child of my heart,
Born of a never ending dream.
You were cradled in light,
Bathed in an ever flowing stream.
Flourish and grow,
my mystical one.
Here you will ever belong.
Son of my yearning,
heir to my hope.
Beautiful child of my song.
Although storms may descend,
mountain and valley may quake.
For the days that remain,
this is the promise I make.
No shadow fall across this land,
before the wind and fire I stand,
and you my child will know no harm,
enfolded in my arms,
Oh A~non.They'll never suspect I stole the lyrics of an existing some and only typed some minor edits.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeiugAnby4M
>>25944276
I only come to /mlp/ now for the Momlestia threads. I hope someone will bring Mom back soon so I can come back.
>>25944352
>>25944356
Go back to your oedipus general.
>>25944382
Why can't Lunamom stay in the Oedipus genderal too then.
>>25944391
>Literally invading another thread
>Kicks out moonfags
This is why the fandom likes Luna more you cock knawing faggot. Have fun with your Celestia episode that you'll never have.
>>25944418
Keep that up and I'll be sure to drop by more often you whiny bitch.
>>25944415
I've seen the momlestia threads, believe me. most of the people their just want to fuck Tia.
Suddenly a thread springs up with Luna mom and not a single person here says anything sexual and then sunfags raid. It's beyond a fucking joke with you faggots. I can get that you hate Luna, I can get why you want to fuck your parents but what I don't get is why you feel the inferiority that you HAVE to raid.
>>25944418
>kicks out moonfags
Yeah bruh, I totally annexed the thread and pissed on it, it's mine now, no moonfriends allowed.Crybaby ass faggot
>>25942886
OP displays outstanding ignorance of my genealogy, to say nothing or genetics and/or basic biology.
>>25944454
I'm not that anon and I don't hate moonfags or their second tier waifu. Just felt like asking for a momlestia thread in a thread that has people with the same interests. Enjoy crying and pissing yourself over two posts though.
>>25944454
That's a whole lot of implications. I think a more reasonable answer to all of that is you're just a thin skinned overly sensitive faggot that hates fun.
>"Why did the Luna mom thread die, grandpa?"
"Well you see, my boy, it wasn't the Celestiafags, it was the Lunafags that insisted on arguing with the Celestiafags instead of producing content for their own thread."
>>25944503
>>25944523
Good now they'll fuck off instead of raiding quality threads they're jealous over.
>>25944569
>quality
>>25944569
No.
1. You used a shit image and didn't put the pastebin
B. Maybe I like it here better.
>>25944594
>>25944604
Oh great the shitposters are back.
Look, Momlestia every month is stupid. How many times are we going to push Celestia threads back. For the Celly fan /mlp/ is boring.
>only Sundays
>only once a month
Quit being a bunch of cucks and bring our momfu/waifu back.
>>25944523
Above is what I was going to write before we were pruned. What the fuck mods. If we can't have Momlestia threads I hope you enjoy my frequent crashing of Lunamom threads.
>>25944622
Produce content and the threads will come.
>>25943717
This hit too close to home to be anything but sad thanks for the feels
>>25944622
/sun/ is made by one guy whose pretty flippant about keeping up with it. He didn't make one last week 'because'.
/mom/ needs to stay monthly because it doesn't have set writefags and can go bump general pretty quick.
>>25944668
Sounds to me like it already has.
>>25944634
I guess you're right Anon, but I'm a mobile user so I can"t really contribute.
>>25942893
anon cant grow into anything except autism
>>25944668
I'll writefag for it. Like I said in the pruned thread we just need to manage a pastebin and get more organized. /mlp/ can be so autistic when it comes to their bimonthly meme dates.
You know, they say behind every monster an even more terrifying monster waits behind it.I'm that monster.
I remember one Anon giving psychological evaluations to others based on their waifus. Sunfags had mommy issues, Lunafags had separation issues, and he had some other ideas for the mane 6. The funny thing is, he was right on almost every account.
>>25944753
Please go on Anon, what exactly does he mean by seperation issues? I always thought I was more of a mommy issues type faggot.
I'm not saying he is incorrect or correct but perhaps I've been wrong this entire time, the only seperation that comes to mind is the same type that all of us anons go through in being alone faggots.
>>25944779
I'm not the one that made the claims, so I have no idea where he got his information from. I just remember being one in a wall of replies confirming it.
>>25943717
Oh, shit.
>>25944809
Heh. Yeah, that was a good thread.
>>25944677
Post more Momlestia stuff.
>>25944933
>mommy & me, anon age 29
>anon age 29
>age 29
>>25944977
In the most recent /mom/, someone posted a picture of Schwarzenegger in his early body building days and said "What I imagine Anon to look like in some of these stories."
I made a few short one shots about his mother and aunt being puzzled as to why at only 8 or 9 years old, he's already 6'3 and pushing 240.
>>25943717
I came here to laugh.
Not to feel.
>>25944998
This is what I assume Anon looks like in every story I read unless the writefag specifically dictates otherwise.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2015/12/son-of-princess-luna.html
>>25945101
GAY
DO YOU VAPE
>>25947034
>*tips mouth fedora*
>>25943717
>>25942886
>Next door, jackass."
>>25947332
>>25947107
That's...a girl?
>>25947332
thanks
>>25943717
Bumping for this.
>>25947107
oh christ
why is this generation
>>25950229
For what? It looks done.
I love moonfags. There, I said it.
>>25951063
Moonfags are okay when they aren't being crybaby faggots.
>wah u posted in my thread u must be jealous
>>25942886
>yuo must choose
So one of the reasons that Luna mom might not be taking off is that it doesn't have a name for it. Like how Celestia is Momlestia, how about Luma. Stop groaning after reading that, if you have a better idea I'm listening.
Also there needs to be art or green. Discussions are good but the content is what helps make a thread. /mom/ used to have a lot of content and contributers but now it's just down to Afterhours and a few nameless writefags. Start a thread with better prompts and you might inspire a writefag to post something.
That's just my two cents, feel free to ignore it.
>>25951000
For more. Or something.
>>25952089
Not to start shit, but was it a sunfriend? Or Noctis? I've never met the guy.
>>25954299
It was a Sunfag posting.
Sunfags and moonfags, pls just kiss already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXkgn3QUA2w
>>25954401
I-I'm game.
>>25954401
>>25954685
But she has cooties! I only want Luna cooties!
>>25953817
You're an autist so please stop trying to take command and "fix" this thread.
>>25954685
TRAITOR
Momlestia and Lunamom threads should merge. More content, more bumps, Aunty Luna and Aunty Celestia on both sides.
>>25954943
MOM HE'S DOING IT AGAIN
>>25954950
It could be good anon.
>>25954735
YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK YOU BRO, IF WANTING TO SEX UP SOME FAGGOT MOONFAG MAKES ME A TRAITOR, SO BE IT.
>>25954988
That's gay incest anon.
>>25942886
>Born in Equestria
>Luna is my mom
>BEST! MOM! EVAR!
>>25955007
Boy, you just got rules for everything don't you?
>>25944276
Celestia's just an irresponsible party girl. What does she DO in Equestria? She answers Purplesmarts letters and throws parties! Luna really runs everything to perfection and never gets any credit for it.
>Now all you Celestiafags get over yourselves!
>>25955049
I'm not sure Mom or Aunty would approve.
>>25955100
Bruh, I've spent so much time needlessly hating them, just let me fhugone or two.
>>25955051
What does Luna do? Well she gets sent to the moon for being shit, leaving Celestia to handle both the moon and sun. She does even less than Celestia in the show so don't spit that shit around here anon.
>>25955051
I'm sure that's why she was proven to be completely redundant when her sister did just fine for a thousand years without her. Also she didn't almost destroy Equestria because she went full emo or try and perform a coup twice over something as petty as jealousy.
>>25942886
Wait, you didn't tell me you have a kid
>>25942886
Yes Mother Luna?
>>25955161
>What does Luna do? Well she gets sent to the moon for being shit, leaving Celestia to handle both the moon and sun. She does even less than Celestia in the show so don't spit that shit around here anon.
>>25955161
Celestia sits atop her ivory tower pretending to care about Twilight's letters while Luna actually goes into ponies' dreams and tries to help them deal with their problems/emotional issues. She's the people's princess.
>>25955433
peeping tom princess watches you sleep
>>25955161
Sunhorse is addicted to friendship reports and needs an intervention
>>25955433
>the peoples princess
>"THE PONIES PRINCESS IS GOING TO STROLL DOWN THE PONIES AISLE, GET INTO THE PONIES RING, AND LAYETH THE SMACK DOWN ON ONE Y2CELESTIA!"
>>25954979
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>25955470
>peeping tom princess watches you sleep
So does Santa and that's good for some reason?
>>25955493
>>25942886
>>25942976
>"Anon to this day i remember how you came out of vagina..."
>>25956496
Luna doesn't give presents on Christmas.technically that's because christmas doesn't exist in equestria but still
>>25956496
Santa's not real.Just like your waifu.
>>25956586
Well fuck you too
>>25956575
No but she gives free counseling
>>25955722
yeeeees
>>25956530
What?
>>25944516
this
>>25956498
>"Oh yeah, Moon Rock? Well, I thin-"
>'IT MATTERS NOT WHAT YOU THINK!'
>>25955161
SHUT THE FUCK UP>>25955051
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I CAST BUMP!
>>25943717
I'm sorry for columbine, you forgive me. I'm back now, discord said it had to be that much chaos.
