>What is this?
Butt Quest
>Why is this a thing?
Butt Quest
>Are you going to-
BUTT. QUEST.
>faggot.buttquest
Previous Thread: >>25835913
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>You fell into a fast and deep sleep that night.
>Cuddling your doll close, the plush posterior kept your nose warm in the cool night air.
>You dreamt of a golden field enclosed by a brick wall
>You were crawling low to the ground
>Avoiding the eyes of frogs, as well as a single hawk
>In the garden, sat a golden orb
>And when you tried to approach it, the thicket grew
>You saw the hawk fall
>And the frogs leap to their comrade
>The thicket parted
>And you approached the orb
>Suddenly
>A cold white light shone on you
>It sent shivers down your spine
>Something called out...
>Then you woke up.
Wew
Alright, this was fun while it lasted.
Gnight everyone.
Good session, night Hijacku.
>>25941092
Time for our daily morning wank.
This just might be your most original session yet
>>25941092
He hath returned.
>You sit up in your bed and smack your lips
>The sound of running water and horrible singing emanates from the shower
>That must be Griz
>You look around the room, checking for Mom
>Seems she beat you out of the room again this morning
>You find the note she left on her pillow and begin to read
>"Sorry for missing ya Quickie, but I gotta take care of some things at the castle. Go ahead and have some brekkie. I'll put it on your tab."
>Geeze, thanks for the 'treat'
>The shower turns off, and Griz walks out, towel wrapped around his head
>"'Sup dude! You ready to head out?"
>You quickly check your inventory and options.
>Currently, the Cupcake, Box Scroll, and Bear Trap are stored safely in the room.
>What's your plan this morning?
>>25941092
I'm readyIcee when
>>25941166
Masturbate.Stare Griz in the eyes.
>>25941166
>Not drawing glorious wet post shower Griz
Disappointed.
>>25941166
Admire Griz's wet butt.
>>25941166
Examine schedule
>>25941166
Gently caress cupcake.
Admire Griz's toned cheeks.
Eat breakfast.
>>25941188
>>25941193
>>25941200
>>25941208
>You retreive the cupcake
"Soon, my love"
>"Get a room"
"Already got one- Hey, what's that?"
>Griz looks down, towel dripping water on his back
>"...My butt? Dude, that's kinda-"
"No, you dingaloid, THAT!"
>You point a hoof to the card Griz is seated on and yank it out from under him
>On the front reads "SCHEDULE" in large black text
>You flip it over, revealing a play by play of the day's schedule
===
>Breakfast (Continental)
>Free Lounge on the Castle Promenade
>Lunch (Sandwich Day)
>Delegate Tea Time with Princess Celestia
>Main Street Wardrobe Blowout
>Dinner (Shabu Shabu)
>Story Time with Princess Cadance
===
>Neat.
>Because of your efforts last night to go to bed early like a good little colt, you feel completely refreshed!
>You'll be able to do much more today!
>But what would you like to do?
>>25941400
can't wait for that Celestia booty.
>>25941400
>commands to admire Griz's butt
>not a single line obeying the command and not even a hint of butt in the pic
Check out that railroading
>>25941400
I wanna jack it to Shelly
>>25941423
We should try to find out if somebody is after that and try to recruit them.
>>25941400
A growing foal and bird needs their breakfast.
>>25941400
I wanna find some of the othersnot named Icee, Sickle, or Tara :^)
>>25941502
I agree, if we see those three we should avoid them.
>>25941485
>>25941208
>You brush your teeth and perform your morning ritual
>After much deliberation, you and Griz decide to head downstairs to the Diner.
>Upon arriving you notice that the guard count has decreased significantly since the previous night.
>There is however still a problem
>Dead center in the lobby of the Hotel, there appears to be a group of Centurions.
>As you walk into the diner, you notice each one head into a different section of the hotel.
>Including the Diner itself.
>You motion towards Griz to wear his hat lower, and he obliges.
>No risks
>As you move through the diner towards your seat, you spot a few familiar faces getting their morning meals prepared.
>You see Icee is getting a cup of orange juice
>Shelly is carring a large croissant with a pleased look on her face
>And Orrie is at a table, enjoying some waffles.
>Would you like to sit with anypony today, or would you like to sit with just Griz?
>>25941705
We should probably warn Orrie about the centurions. And high five her.
>>25941705
>All unicorns
Flat assed pinheads. Find some more bountiful booty
>>25941705
Warn orrie, smile at Shelly when we walk past her.
>>25941719
>>25941738
Voting for these two.
>>25941705
We should ask Icee if she plays the game.
>>25941781
Same, but rather than just smile, do a cheesy line like "Hey Shelly I'm exhausted. Is it because I've been running through your mind all morning?"
Who's most likely to know why the Centurions haven't already busted Griz's door down? (It's not like he made any effort to hide his appearance. Hell, he was wearing the same hat he's been using to hide his face!) Someone may be running, or have run, interference on our behalf, and it behooves us to find out who.
>>25941705
Warn Orrie, sit with Shelly
>>25941833
Jollyor Lunais playing politics.
>>25941705
Warn orrie, speak with Icee
>>25941832
I adore this.
>>25941832
>>25941845
These
>>25941885
Maybe this? If only for a quick moment.
WOwwiE
this is shit tons better then my thread!
>>25941845
>>25941832
>>25941738
>You pass by Shelly, and call out to her, interrupting her humming
“Good Morning Shelly!”
>She snaps out of her stupor, almost dropping her croissant
>”Oh! Morning Quickie. Sleep well?”
“Oh yeah, sure. But I guess I’m still a bit tired.”
>”Huh? Why’s that?”
“Not sure,” you lead, a small grin spreading across your face
“…Guess it’s from me running through your mind all morning, huh”
>She stares at you a moment before bursting into a fit of giggles
>Sighing in satisfaction, she then replies quickly
>”No, I don’t think so. I think it’s cause you stayed up all night thinking of that line!”
>The two of you share a laugh
“Well, I gotta meet with Griz and some ponies, see you around?”
>”Oh sure! You can always sit with us if you want to, Quickie.”
“Noted!” you call back, waving her goodbye for now.
>You make your way to where Orrie was sitting
>Upon arriving, she extends her hoof, waffled dangling from her mouth
>You meet hers with your own, causing a loud CLACK to sound through the diner
>Highfiving a rock hurts, but she earned it with yesterday’s performance.
>She swallows hard, clearing her mouth for what comes next
>”Quickie, I gotta talk to you about the Centurions!”
“Yeah, I wanted to-“
>”No! I think somepony is helping us on the inside!”
“What makes you say that?”
>”Why do you think Griz hasn’t been caught yet?”
“Beca-“
>”Don’t answer that. In any case, the Guard has been issuing more units as patrols because they’ve been getting knocked out or hurt. If you take out too many of them or make too big of a hoofprint, the security will only get tighter.”
“Alright, we’ll keep an eye out and stay safe. You stay safe too, Orrie!”
>”Don’t worry, I’m pretty clean as of right now. Apparently, nopony saw my face, and my dad is currently having a bit of a breakdown for some reason. It’s kinda weird, but I’m not complaining. Did you want to talk about anything else?”
>>25942126
Can you think of anybody that might help us with Celestia?
>>25942159
This. We're going to go for the legendary Royal Flush.
>>25942126
Ask Orrie if she has any gossip to share about Shelly.
>>25942126
does orrie know anyhting about the guards that we might see?
weaknesses?
likes?juicy gossip?
Touch a butt. Any butt.
"We're going after Celestia next. You think anyone would want to help us with that?"
>Orrie thinks for a moment before wincing slightly
>"I... Honestly don;t know anypony that well. Sorry Quickie."
>Her eyes go wide and she bangs the table while yelling "AHA!"
"Inside voice, Orrie."
>"Sorry. But I figured out how to help you a bit!"
"Yeah?"
"I can tell you about the heavy units patrolling the areas."
===
>Centurions
Earth Pony guards that are resistant to many forms of attack both on the body and mind. They particularly like sweets and tend to have short memory spans.
>Skirmishers
Pegasus Pony Guards that are quick and agile in the air. Extremely good vision and tracking, but they tend to be deathly afraid of creepy crawlies.
>Paladins
Unicorn Pony Guards that are magically gifted and efficient with their spells. They have unparalleled range. They have acute senses, but tend to be very slow on foot.
===
>"Does that help?"
"It certainly might. We're gonna go sit with Shelly now, okay?"
>"Go for it, I'm gonna wait here for Grillby and Rai to get up, those lazy bums. Talk to you later?"
"Sure!"
>With your goodbyes given, you and Griz set off towards Shelly's table.
>As you come into veiw you note that Mr. Iceon is missing.
"Hey Shelly. Hey Hothead."
>You turn to Dawn
"Dawn."
>She slowly swallows and stares you down.
>"Hey."
>Shelly chirps
>"Hey Quickie! Came to sit with us, huh?"
>She grabs a few chairs with her magic and scooches them over.
>"Take a seat! So what's going on today with you guys? I hope you guys are planning on getting your work done, like us."
>How shall we respond?
>>25942441
I'm getting plenty of work done. Did you hear about the meet 'n' greet yesterday? That was me and some friends.
>>25942441
pausing
>>25942441
Try to see if any of them is interested in Celestia.
>>25942441
I forget what our official assignment even was.
>>25942441
Ask if they are going to the tea time later that day
>>25942479
Our group was supposed to find out what the summit was about
Shells group has to learn about the royal guard
And orries group has to talk to the castle staff about upkeep or something
bump ;^)
>>25943956
wew lad
>page 10
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>>25944034
w
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Bebs
>>25942441
>Earth ponies tend to have short memory spans
Wow fucking racist much?
>>25946626
It's not racist if it's true.
>>25946626
But we're an earth pony...
>>25946738
What was Orrie talking about again?
>>25946774
She obviously wanted to touch our butt
Let's present to Orrie
>>25942441
W might be able to talk to Celestia tonight, but meeting Luna is tomorrow.
Get in real close with Shelly. Like, sides touching close and ask what's going on on her side of things.
Such a lust for shelly...
WHOOOOOOOOOO
quest into 2016
believin'
>>25948935
>>25951167
don't stop?
I'LL SAVE YOU FROM THE DREADED PAGE 10 BUTTQUEST
Fuck off page 10
Big Bat Booty
>>25957237
Where?
beb butt
>>25942441
>>25942603
"Well, we have to talk to the Princesses themselves about the Summit."
>"Oooh! That's a tough one. They barely get any time to talk, too."
"We'll find a way. Also,"
>>25948671
>>25942456
>You scooch in next to Shelly, looking in her eyes
"We've been real busy all day, actually. You hear about the Royal Guard meet n' greet?"
>She leans back slightly and lets ouf a nervous half giggle
>"Uh.... No? We were supposed to do that first, but we were told to go back to our rooms. I was hoping to talk to Shining Armor today. Why? Did something happen?"
>Griz chokes a bit on his drink
>Uhh...
>>25963792
"I mean, the odds of you getting to talk to him are astronomic."
>>25963832
heh
>>25963832
I like it
Tell her to ask Orrey
>>25963792k-kissu
>>25963832
"Uhhh... Well I mean, I guess the odds for you getting an interview with him is going to be astronomical."
>She stops chewing
>"That's an.... odd turn of phrase, Quickie."
>Dawn, who had been quietly sitting and eating a bowl of cereal swallows harder than she was before.
>"It was you, wasn't it."
>You direct your attention to her
"W-What?"
>"You sent Shining Armor on a low orbit."
"Th-That's crazy talk! I can't do that, I'm not strong enough."
>"But you were involved. He hat to have been hit on the butt. And you've been touching butts."
>What the heck?
>Isn't she supposed to be a dumb brute?
>"I don't know who helped you, but you ruined out homework assignment.
>Shelly looks at you in shock
>"Quickie! Is this true?! How could you!?"
>Griz cant help but respond with a bubbly
>"Well first, he took his hooves an-"
"Can it, Griz!"
>You sigh
"Listen, yeah I had a hoof in it, but I didn't touch his butt, honest!"
>Dawn relents slightly.
>"Who did, then?"
>>25963935
"I mean it was Orrie, but-"
>Dawn gets out of her chair abrubtly and swings around
>Shelly calls out ot her, "Dawn! Wait, okay!?"
>Shelly can't help but groan at this new development
>"Ahh... Either way... We need to get our work done, and now it's going to be super hard..."
"Well... Are you going to the Princess's Tea Time today?
>"Huh? Uh... No, I didn't plan on it today. Why?"
"Well, I mean..."
>What should we say?
>>25963947Well, I kissed your butt a couple days ago, I figure I should kiss your front too
>>25964065a-anon, noask the filly first
>>25964057
I thought it might be nice it you came along, you know, hung out.
>>25964057
If your assignment is to just research the Royal Guard, that's easy. There are a ton of them going around. Celestia's Tea Time could probably be the better times for both of us to get our work done. Would you like to come with?Maybe a movie and dinner together after?
>>25964065
this tbqh family
>>25964091
maybe this too if we're not ambitious enough
>>25964057
"I need you to do a side-by-side comparison with the princesses to see who's the sexiest and..."
Then bring her in close"Manliest"
>>25964140
>>25964111
"...I thought you'd want to come along, you know. Hang out, maybe?"
>"Aww! That's sweet, Quickie! Consider we don't have any hope of completing the assignment now though, I dunno..."
"You could always just use it as a breather. It's not good to dwell on the bad stuff so long. You should take a bit of a break, and when you come back to it, you'll feel WAY better."
>"You really think that Quickie?"
>You nod
"Besides, I think you can find a personal guard of Celestia's to talk to if you;re lucky. That's got to count for something, right?"
>At this revelation, she smiles at you
>"That's right, huh? Alrighty Quickie, it's a date!"
>...
>Griz coughs and then asks, "What?"
>Shelly's face is overtaken by a slight blush as she stammers out a quick, "N-Not like that, though."
"We gotta head out. One last thing though, Shelly?"
>"Hm?"
>>25964091
>>25964065
"Can I get a kiss goodbye?"
>She whines in surprise
>"Wh-Whaaaat? A kiss from m-me? Quickie, I-"
>>25963947
>You moves smoothly forward and plant your lips firmly against hers
>A surprised moan unloads into your mouth, the vibrations tickling your tongue
>>You disengage when you hear Dawn's hooves touch down on the diner's tile
>"Dude, what the heck?!" Griz voices as you skitter away, giggling quietly to yourself.
>You crane your head back and call to her
"We should watch a movie together sometime!"
>She just has her hoof over her mouth, and her eyes fixated on the ground, fidgeting and rocking in her seat.
>You find yourself out on the promenade of the Hotel.
>Behind you is the diner, and before you is the lobby.
>You may exit to the streets of Canterlot and wander around for a bit, visit the shop and browse, or you may return to your room to rest and wait until Tea Time with Celestia.
>You may also perform any other action that is not listed previously with enough support.
>What do you do?
>>25964390
We should try to find a classmate that will go after Celestia.
>>25964390
Wander around, keep an ear out for Griz's inquiry.
Also ask what he'd like to do at this point while we wait for tea time.
>>25964458
We already have one, Shelly. She agreed to come and distract a personal guard for us.
>>25964390
Out to the streets.
>>25964504
>>25964466
>>25964458
>The two of you set off in the direction of the Canterlot shopping strip
>Along the strip there are, like, a million shops, cafes, and clubs of all kinds
>You can go shopping for accessories, weapons, potions, anything really
>But as you are walking along, taking in all the sights, Griz can't help but awkwardly try to catch your attention
>"So.... I just wanna get this manticor out of the room sooner instead of later, but..."
>He pauses a moment, collecting his thoughts
>"What was that? With Shelly, I mean?"
>What's your response?
>>25964659
What? Shelly's cool.
>>25964659
She's pretty cool... and I feel kind of funny when I'm around her, but I like it.
>>25964659
What? Do you want a kiss too?
>>25964659
Do you have a thing for her?
Do you have a thing for me?
I can kiss you too if you just, just say so.
>>25964659
Whats wrong with Shelly? She's fun.
>>25964672
>I feel kind of funny when I'm around her, but I like it.
I really hope Hijacker doesn't use this bad fanfiction line.
>>25964673
This.
>>25964667
"What about her?"
>He cocks an eyebrow
>"I mean, why are you mackin' all over her for some reason? You weren't acting like this before the trip. Heck, you're acting like you do around Beta Wave."
>You think about it a moment
"Well..."
>You mentally picture Shelly
>...
"I mean she's pretty cool. And fun. And she's cute, too!"
>"You were literally saying she was a pretty stallion like 48 hours ago, dude."
"Well, she really isn't though! She's caring, got the shiniest eyes, and she has this smell like-"
>"Alright, alright I get it."
>>25964673
"But maybe I don't."
>"Huh?"
>You swallow hard, not sure if you're ready to hear what Griz will say
"D-Do you like her, too?"
>"...Dude are you for real?"
"Well, I mean, I-I guess?"
>He stares at you and clenches his brow
>"No dude. I don't "like her" like her."
>He pats your back
>"Just making sure you're still focusing on the big prize here. Our sacred mission. Our pil-"
"You don't have a thing for me, do you?"
>"What?! Dude, ew, no gross, no. What? Geeze."
>You chuckle at his reaction, but Griz isn't entirely convinced
>"Man, I will take what I like, believe me."
"You sure you don't want a kiss?"
>"Don't do this dude"
"Just a little"
>"DUDE!"
>You wrap your hooves around his shoulders and start making loud kissy noises as she shrieks in terror.
>"DUUUUUUDE"
>You disengage before you make content, leaving the curled up griffin on the concrete.
>He gets up and brushes the dust from his cap before assuming the stance of "Listen here you little shi-"
>Then you hear a series of dull thuds, followed by a groan of pain coming from the nearby alley.
>"What was that?"
>>25964819
Investigate noise.
>>25964833
>>25964819
>You approach the corner
>You're pretty sure the sounds came from in there but-
>"...icks? Lame."
>Griz elbows you and whispers
>"Yo, I think someone is getting mugged in there or something?"
>You look in to see Sickle across from a pony in a jacket of some kind
>The jacketed pony is also standing over another filly
>You can't quite see who it is
>You also can't quite hear what's going on
>"I dunno mate, this looks a bit dangerous. Maybe we should leave them be?"
>What will you do?
Horny newcomer here. Has there been any sex yet in this quest and/or lewd drawings?
Would a kind soul link me if there is?
>>25964839
pausing
>>25964839
Charge in with DETERMINATION.
Make a loud noise and puff your fur and hair out to appear larger than you are to frighten the mugger.
>>25964840
There's an archive for a reason mate.
>>25964839
Time for a dramatic entrance.
>>25964839
Griz has Pen's blood in him, he should be fine in a fight and nothing that happens could be worse than what Jet does to us for laughs.
We got this shit.
>>25964840
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/butts/thread/25941092
There's a lewd button on this page but there's more lewd in the quest itself.
>>25964819
>>25964839My sides are already fucking done.
>>25964839
Look in, observe the situation before making immediate judgments. If it's a bad situation, Griz has his Tranq gun. We can deal with hostiles without ever having to engage in combat.The pain of working third shift and missing most of the fun is real.
>>25964839
Oh boy, we get to interact with Sickle.
>>25965816
Well if they have everything under-control. We really don't HAVE to.
BOOP
>>25964839
Doesn't he have a tranquilizer pistol?
Time to put that secret club advice to the test.
>>25969552
>tfw you can't drink secret club memes right from the tap
What is it gonna be this time
>>25970117Let's just say Icee isn't gonna be happy.
>>25968155
Just be sure not to flash it in front of Whispen.
B
Q
Saved
BIG
bumperoo
>>25964847
>>25965643
"No, we should help them out. They are out classmates after all."
>"If you haven;t noticed, half our classmates are basket-cases, dude"
"We're not far off, Griz."
>He readjusts his hat and runs in after you, all the while muttering under his breath
>"Speak for yourself"
>...
>The mugger looks distracted, so you sieze your opportunity
>You run forward, puffed up for defense
"DETERMINATION!"
>You try to run into the mugger, but find yourself somewhat frozen.
>"Who is your friend, Sickle?"
>He turns and locks eyes with you
>"...No idea."
>The mugger laughs, then resumes speaking to Sickle
>"Now, you were saying?"
>Sickle's compsure somewhat broken, he starts again, with a bit of stuttering
>"R-Right. I, I uh..."
>He scratches his head
>"You're Shuffle, and I was saying uh..."
>"Out with it, boy!"
>"Right, I remember!"
>He musses his mane up a bit and hangs his head low
>Then in a voice clearly being forced deeper than his normal, he begins.
>"Wow, so that's how you get your kicks?"
>"Beating a defenseless mare in a dark, unsanitary back alley?"
>It's actually two, since Icee appears to be unconcious over on the side of the alley, and Tara looks like she's trapped under the stallion's hoof.
>"Pff, wow. How climactic."
>"I can tell you really know drama.."
>"..not..."
>Eh?
>Griz leans on you ans whispers into your ear
>"What did I say? Basket-case, man."
>Sickle continues...
>"Look, tonight while you're in bed, you're not gonna remember a t-
>You tune out of this little speech for now
>I mean seriously!
>What the heck is he even TALKING about?!
>Confused as you are, you look down
>The magic on your hooves begins to dissapate
>Whatever he's doing, it's breaking Shuffle's focus
>What's our plan?
>>25975460
>>25975475
While the mugger is distracted we must molest him. It's the sheer fire way to defeat our foes.
>>25975475
Have Griz shoot his nose.
>>25975475
pew pew
then take responsibility as hero
>>25975460
>>25975475
kek
>>25975475
I can't believe this is happening again.
>>25975509
Does the booty score increase with how dangerous the individual is?
It should
>>25975475
>mfw realizing what's happening
>>25975475
Well, the obvious thing to do is ask "What's even going on here? Why are you beating up our friends?"
>>25975475
Yell "RAPE" really loud
>>25975592
This.
>>25975592
No, yell "HELP!" or "FIRE!"
Studies show that no one comes well you yell rape.
>>25975519
This. Right in the nose
>>25975460
>>25975654
>>25975519
>>25975537
"Griz! NOW!"
>Griz jumps over you and fires a round right at Shuffle's nose.
>Which immediately is stopped inches from his muzzle
>Shuffles face beifly shows mild surprise as he says to himself
>"Oh! Neat toy you've got there, you little pest. That could have been close!"
>Ah dangit.
>>25975716
oh shit
>>25975716
RAAAAAPE
>>25975716
Complement his impressive reaction time. Perhaps stroking his ego a bit can give us an opening.
>>25975716
CHOOCHOO
>>25975716
Let him beat the shit out of Blitz while we go in to molest his butt. Check his score.
>A red aura wraps itself around Griz
>Who manages to eke out a surprised "What the h-"
>...Before getting violently slammed against the metal gutter to the side.
>Griz falls to the ground groaning and clutching his side
"Griz!
>NO!
>You move to help him up, but Shuffle merely says in a booming voice
>"STOP."
>A ring of magic grabs your back legs and drags you to the center of the alley.
>It's weaker than before, but you still need an edge to break his focus...
>>25975571
"Dude, I don't even know what's going ON here!"
>"Maybe it's better that way."
"Hey, I can be PRETTY understanding!"
>He hums to himself, mulling over your blatant lie
>You are actually going to buck his nose clean off for this
>No one hurts Griz
>"Alright, I'll give you the basics. Icee owes me money, protection money! See, if she pays me, I can keep her dollie, Ah-more-oo, safe!"
"What, she asked you for this?"
>He lughs at this
>"No, I merely convinced her through 'aggressive negotiations'"
"Ah I get it, you're a bully."
>He stamps his hoof, putting pressure on your legs.
>You're not sure if he meant to make you bow, but he certainly looked like he expected a more severe response.
>"I'm a BUSINESS PONY! Big difference!"
>He turns back to Sickle, who's horn is alight with a red aura as well.
>Shuffle flicks the hovering dart to his side, and it clatters to the asphalt anti-climatically
>"Whatever. Got anymore toys to try, you little pest? Or can I get back to my business?"
>>25975771pausing here
>>25975771
How has this gone on? Does he not know who Icee's father is? Speaking of, he should be here any moment now...
>>25975771
>>25975807
Yeah. He does know her mother has murdered ponies in cold blood for less, right? Or the fact her Father is over protective and on this trip.
>>25975771
We got Jollybux. That shit's worth a lot.
>>25975846
Distract him with the money and telling him about Icee's scary parents, and then go in for the dick kick.
>>25975771
Break the fourth wall and describe everyone here's parents to the guy.
>>25975957
We're not newcomers to this school, we could probably know about her parents.
>>25975824
Tara's father is the bigger problem.
Use the weeaboo summons.
Shout out that his waifu sucks.
But guys! We gotta figure out a way to touch the baddie's butt!
>>25975771
Wait.....so this guy is more Mary sue than the three class Mary sues?
>>25975846
You're right. Jollybux are worth ALOT. If you recall from what Jolly said earlier, she will always be within range to come to us if we need her.
You guys think the other three kids have scary parents? What happens if Jolly senses the disturbance of someone about to steal HER Jollybux from HER kid.
>>25975771
Although if we don't want our mom to come save us. It's obvious that Shuffle's telekinetic hold is weaker with each object he has to hold. Unless I'm reading the situation wrong, the things being held have to also be visible to him. We have some items on us that are capable of causing a distraction if used with the proper timing and planning.
Breaking open our bag of crisps into his face would momentarily obscure his vision, potentially giving Griz a split second to counter if Shuffle DOESN'T know it's coming this time. The problem is we would be sacrificing our precious crisps, and they are delicious.
The magic marker has been shown to be capable of drawing on air and being used as a belt, which means the color is solid. If he wasn't staring at us, we could draw one that was the same color as the pavement and trip/hogtie him with it, giving the others a chance to react in his moment of surprise. All ending with a massive group simultaneous butt touch that launches him into the sky.
Went a bit tl;dr there.
>>25976424
We could use the magic marker to draw a box around him and trap him in it.
set the colour to something so bright and garish it makes him puke. (bonus if it flickers and gives seizures)
>>25975460
>>25793665
"I wasn't thinking about touching their butts, I swear."
>"I should hope so. Nopony touches a hair on Icee's head."
You really suck at this Patches.
>Beat up Tara
Shade is the worst type of mass murderer imaginable and this guy just fucked with his daughter. Good luck buddy.
>>25977493
Let's examine the parents for a minute.
Tara
-Mass murderer
-adventurer that fought an eldrich abomination.
Icee
-Sociopathic killer
-Overprotective ex-military
Sickle
-Assassin
-Nerd
Gritz
-Expert adventurer
-I don't know anything about Pen
This guy is stupid as fuck.
>>25975846
YOU'RE A GENIUS
Use a Jollybux to call for mom, quick!
>>25977522
Pen's a soviet mercenary specializing in killing mooselim terrorists.
>>25977674
THIS! FUCKING THIS!
>>25977674
That or call in Easy's favor.
Just say that anime a shit, then watch as Tara's father poofs into existence and removes this guy from life
>>25977522
An edgy nerd
Who has a history with this kid's dad
>>25977683
Who is also partially a gypsy
>>25979197
And partially an alcoholic
>>25979698
He's Russian. He's entirely an alcoholic.
>>25979704
>Pen and Gis's honeymoon
>>25979860
>not superior version
>>25977522
>-Sociopathic killer
I don't think Chalk can really be called a "Sociopathic Killer" as her main trait. She's controlling, and ruthless, but really she has never hurt anyone who wasn't trying to hurt her or her friends.
If anything she's being built into a ruthless cult leader, but she's never killed for pleasure.
>>25980075
>Pen married a qt pirate
Lucky guy
>>25980638
It's not main trait. Harvest wasn't primarily an assassin either, it just happened twice.
>>25981966
Three if you count the mission to kill the sphinx and destroy the crystal
boop
Hey guys, what if we touch a butt with our butt?
>>25980638
You're pointing out how she's a sociopath while saying she's not a sociopath. Killing for pleasure is a trait of psychopaths, not sociopaths. Sociopaths kill for personal gain without qualms, not just for shits and giggles.
Shooting a mugger in the head that's attacking your friend and not caring would be sociopathic. Finding a bum and getting off on beating him to death is psychopathic.
>>25984087
Thank you Mr. Pedant, but no one cares.
>>25984120
The guy who tried to correct the word usage incorrectly obviously cared.
>>25984120
Ayy imao (you)
>>25984046
Is that possible?
>>25984046
>>25986256
https://youtu.be/oa5z77EI8y0
>>25988110
boop
Up
>>25995072
Down down down back to sage town!
>>25975771
Loud up the grabby-hand with the marker, set it to black, and throw it at him, then follow-up with a punch. At the same time, have Griz try to shoot again.
Ideally, he can't focus on everything at once: something will get through to stop him.
>>25996652
>>25976424
>>25975771
>Griz stuggles to his feet, cursing in his dad's language.
>He cocks the hammer back on his pistol and eyes the unicorn across from you
>"Got a plan, Quickie?"
"You betcha."
>"Well? Can I just finish my work, here?"
"Oh, no, don't let me interrupt you."
>"Ah, finally a pony that gets it. I-"
"THINK FAST!"
>You throw your entire inventory at him simultaneously, producing a whirlingmaelstromof trinkets and baubles.
>"WHAT THE HECK?!"
>THe unicorn's magic envelops each object as tehy fly towards him, but then Griz stands up and holds his pistol with both talons, lining up his shot
>The second the unicorn catches the last object in his telekinetic grasp, Griz, fires once, sending a steel dart scremaing towards Shuffle
>Shuffle's only reaction is to duck his head, but instead of missing, the dart embest itself deep into his hor, causing the magic surrounding it to flicker and wane.
>Just the same, your back hooves are suddenly free, as is the magic on the items as they each fall to the ground
>"Wh-What did you do?!"
>He tries to use his magic, but the aura can’t sustain itself and flickers out once again.
>He tries again and again, backing up all the while
>His eyes go wide, and his breathing becomes erratic as his magic peters out for the last time.
>"Y-You can't- I don't-"
"We can. We did."
>What's your plan?
>>25997439
Bully him, and then check on the unconscious mares. Also restrain him so he can't get away
And hey, at least we didn't need to use our Jollybux.
>>25997439
Scuff his coat
>>25997439
Put him to sleep.
>>25997439
Summon our Hamon and deliver a mighty punch.
>>25997439
make fun of his curved horn.
>>25997439
Double elbow drop his butt with Griz.
>>25997439
B U L L Y
>>25997439
To the victor goes the spoils! Touch his butt! Or have Icee touch it.
>>25997539
Actually this. Wake Icee up and let her bully him.
>>25997439
Ask Icee if she's awake. If she is then tell her to have fun with the self-defense magic her overprotective dad probably taught her.
>>25997582
>>25997583
inb4 she holds a barrier spear to his throat and makes him agree to be her friend just like mum taught her.
>>25997439
Our plan is to hope the needle is embedded deeply enough in his horn that no amount of plastic surgery will let him remove it from view, forever reminding him of the time he was beat by a foal using the strategy of 'throw shit at him'.
>>25997583
>self-defense magic
You mean like a... shield or barrier, perhaps?
>>25997582
>>25997583
>>25997486
"Griz, watch this guy. Make sure he doesn't leave."
>He crakcs his knuckles in resonse and readjusts his hat
>"I wouldn't DREAM of letting this little cyka out of my sight!"
>First, you move over to Tara.
>It looks like she's a bit bruised from a magical blast or something, but she's breathing fine
>And it honestly sounds like she might be sleeping.
>Her nose is kinda hurt too, but you do your best to set it properly.
>You wish you paid more attention to Dad's instructions on first aid.
>Still, you try your best and make it passable.
>...You may have messed up somewhere, but her breathing doesnt sound stilted or obstruted.
>But she looks... off
>Eh, it'll be fine.
>She should still probably go see the Nurse or something, later.
>You pick up Tara and carry her over to the right wall where Icee lay.
>Setting her down carefully, you get to work examining Icee herself.
>Her horn looks scuffed and burned
>A small wisp of magical energy drifts from the surface
>Likely from the same magic that was holding Sickle at bay.
>You pass a hoof over the horn, causing her to wince a bit
"Oh! Sorry Icee."
>Her eyes clench and then suddenly open
>She lets out a quiet, forceful gasp, and her horn flickers to life
>A sheild burns and pushes you away slightly as she rasps out
>"TARA!"
>She looks around frantically, and notices you, sitting next to her
>"T- Qu-Quick Fix..? What are you doing here?"
>You shrug and deadpan
"Nothin' much. Saving lives. Being a hero. You know, normal day in the life of Quick Fix!"
>She looks at you with a gaze that shares both an air of confusion and utter astonishment.
>After talking with her a bit, you find out that her doll Amoreux was stolen from her this morning.
>She thought it was a bully, not a unicorn with jamming magic.
>Sadly, she got knocked out from the attack
>But then you came
>"...And saved us. All of us. Thanks, Quick."
"Don't mention it."
>Griz is holding Shuffle by the neck
>"What about him?"
>???
>>25997909
Take him straight to the slammer
>>25997909
Ask Icee what she wants to do with him.
>>25997909
Ask him if he wants to go to prison and maybe have a chance of seeing another sunrise or if he wants us to let him go.
>>25997909
>>25997965
Nah, he's going to jail so we can get those good boy points. The question is if Icee wants to bully him or not.
>>25997909
Touch his buttnon consensually
>>25997909
COAT SCUFF
>>25997909
Take the pen.
Draw a pole.
Shove it up his butt.
>>25997909
I bet if we take him to jailand send Gritz offwe can give the guards puppy dog eyes and ask if our reward can be meeting with Princess Celestia.
>>25997510
>>25997521
>>25997536
>>25997582
>>25997486
>>25998008
"Well, I had an idea..."
>You saunter up to the colt and eye him up
"That coat looks awful expensive. Where'd you get it?"
>"I'll have you know my dad gave this to me! It's his! He said it always made his day cozy and memorable! I kept it clean just for the occasion!"
>You place a hoof upon it, causing Shuffle to gasp
>"You... You wouldn't"
"Who are you to stop me."
>You scuff your hoof on the sleeve, causing Shuffle's jaw to drop to the ground
>"NO! My coat! Now its got a dirty spot on it! It's dty clean only!"
"Oh, it get's worse"
>You place a hoof on the chest
>"N-No please! I'm sorry! I won't do anything again! I'll pay you! I'll-"
>You scuff your hoof over the chest of the coat, leaving a muddy streak across it.
>He can only make whimpering horse noises as you muss up his coat with your hoofsies.
>"Wow, Quickie, that's pretty brutal." Icee chimes in
>>25997957
"Hey, don't you have a score to settle?"
>You step to the side, and Icee nods to you.
>"Indeed we do. How about it, Shuffle?"
>He gulps audibly.
>She walks over to the unicorn and a small shield appears below his neck
>"Thanks for letting us take it from here, Quickie. We owe you one." she coos
>Leave him to his fate?
>>25998025
Leave him to his fate.
>>25998025
We already helped them. What happens to him is of no consequence to us.
>>25998025
Wink at Icee. Maybe you can repay me later. Time to leave him to his fate.
>>25998025
We should pretend to leave, but stay to see what she does to this poor bastard.
>>25998135
This one.
>>25998135
>>25998066
>>25998049
>>25998040
>>25998153
"See you later, Icee!"
>You wave back at her
>And she shoots a warm smile back at you
>As you take a left out of the alley, you turn back to peek in and watch the carnage
>You can't hear when they are saying, but it can't be good, judging by Shuffle's expression worsening by the second.
>Then, at the far end of the alle,y you can see him
>Mister Patches.
>He walks over and grabs Shuffle by the scruff of his neck with his magic.
>He always looks intense, but this time
>There's an undeniable opressive atmospehere around him.
>You barely make out the conversation
>>"A friend of yours, honey?"
>"I'd say he's about to be. Let's take him someplace relaxing."
>>"Be fair, Icee."
>"I ALWAYS am, Dad!"
>The group strolls out of the alley, opposite of you
>Well, hopefully a missing pony report doesnt go out by tomorrow.
>You and Griz head on over to the castle gardens, where Tea Time should be happening...
>>25998527
>Patches magic is yellow
>Hijacker makes it lime green
He's become the meme.
>>25998527
>You approach the south wall of the Castle Gardens.
>There appears to be several structures.
>The south gate, flanked by two Royal Guards.
>The south Rampart, manned by a single Paladin
>And a pegasus Guard soaring above the complex, on the west side of the south tower.
>There is also a watchtower facing West as well.
>Of course, this is only the south wall of the complex.
>How shall you proceed?
pausing
>>25998571
Walk in for tea time. If they give Griz more than a passing glance accuse them of being racist.
>>25998527
>Sickle and Tara are just left in a random alleyway
>>25998571
If this is where tea is, and tea time is open to ponies, I'm not seeing a problem with just walking in there.
>>25998608
>"You sure it's okay to leave them there, Dad?"
>"Meh, they'll walk it off."
beb
>>26002308
*bantzes u*
bump from 8
>>25998756
>>25998586
>You attempt to stroll right in
>Surely tea time is open to ALL ponies.
>Just as you approach the entrance though, a gruff voice sounds out from your left.
>"Halt, citizen!"
>You abruptly stop, causing Griz to bonk into your butt
>"Only delegates and those close to the Princess may enter! The tea time is closed to the public in light of recent events! Please present identification or remove yourself from the premises!"
"I'm... not on the premises right now?"
>The guard's focus falters slightly
>"Errr... Well, still! Halt!"
"I'm not moving?"
>He sratches his head, and the guard to your right coughs into his hoof.
>Dropping his facade, he whisperes to you
>"Kid, please. Don't make this hard. Please just listen to me?"
>Just as he finishes explaining this, the guard to your right yawns
>"Alright Private, I'm heading oiut. Hold the fort until my replacement gets here."
>The guard you were just speaking to shoots up straight and clonks his armored hoof to his armored head
>"Sir, yes, Sir!"
>With that, you put a bit of space between you and the now lone guard.
>Well now what?
>>26005802
Touch his butt.
>>26005802
I think its chisps time.
>>26005802
Tell him that you know how hard his sergeant must ride his ass, and offer him the chips.
>>26005802
Let's use our sweet tongue + the chisps as bribe on the guard while he's still alone
>>26005905
Could we save the chisps?
We just need a solid enough argument to let him in.
Just tell him all about how she's our FAVORITE princess and how all our LIFE we've wanted to talk to her.
Celestia wouldn't want us turned away, would she?
>>26005802
We need to have an interview with the princesses for our homework assignment.
>>26005802
Ill give you these chisps to let us in.
>>26005928
This one.
>>26005905 this anon speaking, change my vote to what
>>26005928
>>26005926
Let's go with the interview thing, since it isn't a lie
>>26005928
>You apprach the guard again
>"Kid... Sorry but I can't just let you in. Rules are rules!"
"I know, but, I have a homework assignment for my school! I need to talk to the Princesses about the Summit!"
>"You can always wait until the third day during the public hearing?"
"Well, yeah, but I need to talk to THEM! And..."
>You feign nervousness and uncertainty
>The guard, prying further, nods his head in anticipation
>"....And...?"
>>26005926
"I... Kinda.... Sorta... Wanted to talk to her 'cause she's my favorite Princess, too!"
>He looks stunned at first, but then grimly reminds you
>"I'm... I'm so sorry. But I can't just let everypony in that says Celestia is their favorite."
>You look at him with your best puppy dog eyes
>Lip quavering
>Eyes watering
>The works.
>"Nrgh... Okay, I'll tell you what, when my shift is over, I'll escort you in, okay?"
"Cool! When does your shift end?"
>"About an hour and a half from now."
>You can't help but pout.
>That would mean you would be jumping in at the end of the tea time.
>Less delegates
>Less cover.
>But guards would be off duty...
>>26005936
>You fish out the bag of chisps
>And the guard straightens up, upon hearing the crinkling of the bag.
>"Y-you... Chi-Chi-"
>You dangle the bag enticingly
>He clutches his belly, which lets out a drawn out grumble.
>The guard can't help but whine pitifully.
"I'll give you a bag of chisps if you let me in?"
>"K-Kid..."
>His eyes water up
>His voice starts breaking
>What a drama queen
>"N-No matter how tired, cold..."
>He swallows hard
>"...Hungry the Guard is, we will never accept bribes! For the P-Puh-Princess!"
>A tear rolls down his cheek as he avoids your gaze.
>He's pretty desperate, but simply bribing him isn't going to work
>Griz taps your shoulder
>"You want me to knock him out?"
>You shake your head
"No way! If he wakes up the whole place goes on lockdown. Besides he has backup coming soon."
>Honestly, you just need to get past somehow...
>Or you can wait.
>?
current inventory.alsopausing
>>26006196
Throw in some candy to sweeten the deal.
Patience. We're in this for the long haul. We can deal with a complication like less people.
>>26006196
We can wait, but give him the chisps and some candy anyway. That will surely get us a bigger favor in return.
boop
fea
>>26006196
Touch his butt.
bumpo
>>26006239
How have we not used the magic marker too much? What if we drew a bunch of candy around him to just drive him over the breaking point? As well as the reinforcements.Or just draw dicks in front of his face. That's fine too
>>26006254
>>26006326
>>26006737
"You know what, you sound hungry anyway. Here, have the chips."
>"You- I said I can’t take bribes, kid."
"What about gifts?"
>He readjusts himself nervously
>"G-Gift?"
"Yeah! What if I just give it to you, and I don't walk in?"
>"I suppose gifts are... permissible."
>You open the bag and take out a chip
"Here, you deserve it. I bet your Sergeant gives you a hard time."
>He eyes you up and down and gingerly takes the chip from your hoof
>After a few cautious chews, you offer him the bag
>...Which he dives in whole-heartedly
>Within seconds, he polishes off the bag and shakes it off his muzzle
>Crumbs dropping from his nose
>He lets out a satisfied sigh before answering your previous statement.
>”He’s not harsh, just really lazy and doesn’t want to admit it. There’s no replacement coming. Not for a while anyway, kid. Just me, and you.”
“What’s your name?”
>”Spearhead.”
=
>Some time passes
>The guard is certainly looser around you, now
>He even let you try on his helmet!
>You offer him a lollipop, which he takes right into his mouth
>You pop one into yours as well.
>”My shift is almost over, and you know what? You aren’t half bad to hang around, kid.”
>He shakes himself a bit and stretches.
>”As promised, I’ll take you to the Princess, but you can’t leave my sight, got it?”
“Uh… Sure.”
>”Did you want to know anything before I escort you in?”
>Well?
>>26011510
Is it big?
>>26011510
what's she like?
>>26011510
Nah
>>26011510
>>26011548
"Well, I guess how big are the gardens?"
>"Not too big. Enough for the Princess to call it exercise when she takes a jog around the ramparts, though!"
>He gives you a hearty chuckle, then quickly checks over his shoulders.
>"N-Not that it isn't, eh-heh."
>”A-anyway, we divide the area up into 5 sectors when we run patrols.”
>You, Griz, and Spearhead stroll through the open gate.
>He wasn’t kidding, the gardens are a decent enough size.
>Just as he told you, there doesn’t appear to be very many patrons left.
>However…
>”Oh dear…”
“What?”
>”I… Can’t seem to find the Princess. Eheh.”
>>26011557
“What’s she like?”
>”The Princess? Well…”
>He pauses a moment, and a small smile forms on his lips as he looks around the grounds.
>”She’s kind. Kinder than anypony you ever knew. In fact, think of one, right now. Got it? Even nicer than them. I swear. She’s the kind of pony that would ride out in the middle of the night to get you hot cocoa just to put a smile on your face.”
>His expression darkens
>”But… She’s also super scary when she’s serious. The kind of pony that when she gets mad, it’s like you broke her heart. Like if you took your mom’s prized plate, and broke it.”
“Oh…”
>You’re pretty sure if Mom had a prized plate, she would have broken it herself, but you understand the sentiment.
>"Well, the Princesses are bound to be around somewhere."
>Right now....
>There is a Guardpony right on your butt
>You can't perform any... questionable activities with him on your tail.
>What's the plan?
>>26012142
Tell him the princess sounds like a fucking mary sue
