>Inspect what the fuck just happened
All you know is that your were sleeping and then you almost had your tail blown off
What will you do next?
>>25940638
Actually get tail blown off
>Actually get tail blown off
Time To be Destructive!!!!
>you stumble across a box
oooooooOOOooo
>>25940805
WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX
>>25940941
>>25940931
>inb4 cereal
>>25940805
There's a dildo inside.
A pair of socks!
>+2 charisma
>+2 luck
>+3 speed
>you smash the box with your bare hooves.
>inside is a banana, a censor bar, a urban dictionary, a random star, and a pair of magic socks
>>25941134
Put on the socks to persuade the dictionary to tell you the secrets of the censor bar.
As for the banana, eat it, it'll help remove your central nervous system .
>>25941167
... Welp, I'm gonna have to second that.
>>25941134
Sensually eat the banana.
>>25941167
Oh god, what was that fucking thread of the guy talking about his central nervous system getting removed?
>>25941134
Lay on your back and spread your legs holding the censor bar
>eat the bana-
> this is not a banana
>>25941257
...Well then what the fuck is it?
>>25941257
>this is not a banana
>heavysweating,png
Is it a giant toenail clipping?
>>25941257
Eat it anyways. Sensually.
>>25941257
What is it?
>>25941257
Detain the identity of object. Once accomplished, proceed to seduce it accordingly.
>defiantly not a banana
>>25941363
When will we get to the fucking!?
>>25941363
GRENADE!
>>25941363
Flip to a random page in the dictionary and read the description of the first word.
>Lay on your back and spread your legs holding the censor bar
>not the most productive thing you've done all day
>>25941453
Molestia shows up to have somefun.
>you start to remember a little bit of what you wanted to do today
>it had something to do with your ass and something not being there
>>25941514
Eh, it's probably nothing.
Let's have a look around.
>>25941514
Investigate burning rubble.
>Eh, it's probably nothing.
>Let's have a look around.
>not much to see as always...
>>25941576
What's that over in the corner?
>Investigate burning rubble.
>very interesting
>>25941631
Look closer. What are those little colors on it?
>>25941631
clean up rubble, it's too messy
>Look closer. What are those little colors on it?
awww tiny fires <3
>Something is vibrating against your rear
>>25941689
Get kindling for the fire. Let it grow.
>>25941689
Molestia, right behind you.
>>25941711
turn around and look at what's happening.
>>25941711
Spray diarrhea defensively and run away
>turn around and look at what's happening.
>oh, look what's back
>>25941711
Run away.
>>25941767
turn it off.
>>25941767
Use its essence to kindle the flames!
>>25941767Put it in.
>turn it off.
>Run away.
>why do that when you can be destructive?
>>25941794
Kindle flame with remaining scraps
>>25941794
Wow. Learn to be a little less violent maybe?
>>25941794
How destructive?
>>25941794
Go look in the urban dictionary for what 'Vanilla Cherry Bomb' means.
>>25941794
Stomp the ground!
:princess molestia joins in:
PM: there is a disturbance in the force
>>25941846
RUN.
N/A: hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah fire
>>25941886
What drawing program?
PM: CHILD
PM: DID YOU DESTORY ONE OF MY DILDOS
>>25941939
No, you found it like that.
>>25941939
>rape
>What drawing program?
ms FireStudio SAI
>>25941939
RUN, GODDAMMIT.
>>25941939
deny having anything to do with it
lie through your pretty pony teeth
>>25941939
NO I DIDNT
N/A: I found it that way ma'am
PM: are you sure? I felt it in my sins.
N/A: yes I am sure. no problems here heehee
>>25942030
punch her in the face
that's all for today. ill start a new thread tomorrow or the next day.
till then guys
>>25942030
Say you need to go now.
>>25942089
Good night. I look forward to it. I'll be here.
