See this, what do?
>>25939139
do a barrel roll
Pretend to do nothing
>>25939139
Panic.
>>25939139
hide another shit tier wat do thread
>>25939139
Get a fearection?
Turn inside-out and roll away.
What are you posting anime here
>>25939139
Death by snu snu?
>>25939139
>go native
>plow wild humanhorse poon like a rabid wildebeest
Laugh at that fucked up perspective.
>>25939210
YEAH, SHINE, TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE
THEY CAN'T TELL WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU'VE GONE GURU
>dat perspective
I nearly threw up my Hot Pocket (tm)
Fug :DD
yet another proof neo/mlp/ is real
>>25939139
More like this?
>>25939139
Unload SKS into all them, successfully removing kebab.
>>25939139
I bet they all smell horrible...
Make fun of the guy on the far left for his weirdass gains.
>>25939139
that anatomy, that perspective, that annoying ass out of focus blur on everyone except fluttershy
girl on the right has one arm thats twice as long as the other
flutters and girl on the left have an amputated stump with a spear lodged in it.
it just gets worse the more i look at it.
>>25939285
thats how your vision works all the time.
>>25940858
no nigger. you need to get your eyes checked
FUCK IF I'M GOING OUT WITHOUT A FIGHT, ROLL FOR INITIATIVE!
>rolls 1
>>25940956
>>25939139
Look at their feet.
>>25939139
The fuck is with their stubby arms. Are they midgets or something?
>>25940956
According to this random dice roller, you got a 14 on a d20.
I guess you take out four of them before you're subdued? I've never played D&D or any variants before.
>>25941037
what a faglord
>>25941037
you fucking noob, if we're following 3.5e and I roll a 14, considering many of us here are nonathletic as fuck, I would have a dex modifier of ...let's say -1, just below the average human being. That means that those midget armed mongoloids, probably having above average dexterity and a modifier of +1, would have to roll at least a 12 or above in order to have first dibs on sodomizing me with their spears.
>>25941122
plus anon would have to spend a move action to get up, and i doubt he has the unarmed attack feats needed to effectively fight back.
>>25940922
>>durrr
no nigger, you need to study some anatomy. the shit you see undergoes post processing by your brain. the amount of space that you have 20/20 vision for example is very small compared to the entire field of view the eye sees.
>>25941152
on the bright side, if he's the first to act they can take their AoOs and shove them up their asses.
Then you total defence and pray for the ability to full withdraw somewhere safe next turn.
>>25941152
I think the artist was going for an amazonian type of human and that they're all really tall and he's standing, but I can't tell because the perspective is shit
>>25941154
even if we are going to be super literal about the way your eyes focus and your brain edits the images, the foreshortening of the arms in that image is beyond ridiculous, and uneven on each arm.
the shoulder joints are fucked, the guys heads are way too big for their bodies
>>25941002
this anon is right, they almost look like dwarfs. he said midget but thats a different set of proportions
>>25941174
Anon can withdraw yes, but if he's backed up against a tree, he's fucked
>>25941179
No, they're definitely about the same height as the viewer. The ruined perspective makes it difficult to tell though.
>>25941272
can he still withdraw if he's on the ground like that?
>>25941280
its a full round action, so if he has to stand he's fucked.
odds on a level 1 commoner surviving 5 spear attacks are pretty low
>>25941280
no, he has to stand, the crawling rules in 3.x are awful. if hes backed into a tree hes going to be fucking fine because tree's aren't hard corners. it would have to be massive to cut him off, or there would have to be additional threats behind him.
>>25939139
rape.
so. much. rape.
>>25941302
Modern humans are generally experts, not commoners.
>>25941308
he looks kinda surrounded in the image, again, I can't tell because the perspective is shite
>>25941326
still going to be one hit die, likely unmodified, they've probably got at least a couple levels, better than a 50/50 they'll hit. say three, they would have to all roll 2 damage or lower to not drop anon
>>25939139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC_V7RL_hAY
do video related
>>25939264
gone guru in my new nehru
so rock the tamborines and the didgeridoo
I'll deliver whover pays what's due
that's nine for me and one for you!
>>25939139
STAND MY GROUND
>>25939264
>>25942538
Now I gotta listen to it.
>>25942545
awwww yeah we got it going on and it's strong up in here tonight
we got that incense, burning! we got them peacock feathers, tickling!
we got all that cuckoo karma connection, that you can use
so come on people, get with the program, we can get this together...tonight!
>>25939139
Use my midichlorians to overcum them then I fuck the females with my hammer dick
>>25941314
This is 4chan, faggot. If you can't handle it, get out.
>>25942554
>midichlorians
kek.. those weird things that were never explained and had absolutely no purpose
>>25942568
>those weird things that were never explained
But they were. Have you not seen the Phantom Menace, awful it may be?
>>25942575
i honestly dont remember most of it.
"I can't stop this feeling! Deep inside if me! Girl you just don't realize, what you do to me."
>>25939139
>humanized
Ew, nasty. Shoot it
>>25942614
>Still better than a fucking pony
>>25942662
i disagree
