Hey /mulp/, template and general assessment of this board's population time. Just went on leave (dat military lifestyle) today but don't fly home for a few days, so I'm doing precisely nothing with my life right now.
>>25938501
Also cheating because I already had the response to this made when I responded to the thread i first saw it in in [checks] February.if you don't into navy i'm e-5 now and want to be a captain at some point
Need to update this.
>>25938611
>breaking rocks
Are you in prison Anon?
>>25938842
I just maintain an intimate relationship with my harem of axes, mauls, and hammers. And getting stronk.
>>25938501
Hope this works
>>25938985
>Not an Astartes of the Great Crusade.
How does it feel to not want to secure a golden age for humanity?
>>25938501
How would i do this on an android tablet?
I was built for fighting. I would never be able to handle the kind of boring life my parents want me to live.
>>25938501
>>25940220
>>25938985
>black
>the cuckee
>not the cuckolder
>>25938501
>>25940703
Anon, I'm worried for you
>>25940795
You want to be Dinduku and your waifu is Flutterset Shymmer? My disgust for you is so great I can't even quantify it.
>>25941023
I appreciate your honesty
>>25940703
this is basically me anyway. Just add a black collar and a leash. don't have a waifu really.
>>25941289
Add a collar and leash...where? Do your parents want that? Do you want it? Do you currently have it?
>>25941245
>IWCIRD
>I Want Cum Inside Rainbow Dash
I mean, I guess I don't want to wear the shirt anyway. It's fine.
This is so fucking depressing.
>>25941462
>Parents want you to wear yellow
>You never want to wear medium grey
>You are wearing light grey right now
>You wore green five years ago
>You want to wear blue
>>25941491
>what you truly want is to have more details than eyebrows and a mouth, even if they are just bags
>>25941462
>Your parents want you to be sort of happy but still have that hollow look in your eye because you know your life is going no where
>You never want to accept that you'll never become someone and descend into depression
>The realization of that is slowly donning on you, and you're losing sleep because of it, resulting in the bags under your eyes
>You used to be in a relative state of denial, shuffling through life with a blank face
>You just want to be happy
Bro you could write a novel on this shit
G.
My old one was shit, so I decided to do a proper one.
>>25942323
dubs
>>25942323
source on Celestia image?
:^)
>>25942481
https://derpiboo.ru/739465Even though she isn't real,feels felt cannot be unfelt.
Repostin from old thread
>>25942521
tom is top tier waifu
>>25942523
You are a sir, dear Anon. Have another Sun Horse
>>25942323
Fix'd
>>25942531
>decades old culture
Which culture is that?
>>25942573
Mexicoon culture
>>25942531
L O N D O N
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>>25942573
asian culture
Which means you can't move out of your parents home unless you're moving in with your spouse to THEIR family, or vice versa in his place, less they rant about me leaving them to die.
>>25942580
Oriental culture's got that same problem. Grandparents are pissed because my father isn't into that shit.
>>25942633
Yep, I'm in that same boat, somewhat. My grandparents want me to move away from my whitu piggu dad and live closer to them.
^:)
>>25943248
Nice loyalty, anon.
>>25941598
A thousand hours in MS paint, mate.
>>25942323
>MASSIVE boner while standing next to Celestia
kek
>>25938501
Fuck off.
>>25942531
>fry
I'm that stupid. I can get chicks, right? Guys?
>>25943514
>preggers
must be HORRIFYING
>>25943514
>Oh no a femanon on /mlp/, your day is ruined
Sooo are you the one that usually namefags under Oh look a namefag your day is ruined?
>>25944598
So long as you're not a jerk while keeping yourself useful and not a slob, you'll do fine.
Looks are also a part of getting ladies but that depends on how your standards are.
>>25944712
I've seen some shit...
>>25944712
Nah, just wanted to see the reaction. Kek
>>25944620
Are you a bartender?
>>25940207
Why didn't you parents want you to join the military?
>>25944620
>the person you are right now
So your /pol/'s board-tan?
>>25944805
Forgot pic
>>25944763
No
>>25944805
>>25944813
N--actually, minus the hard on for fascism, I guess so.
>>25944780
My parents are convinced that, no exceptions, anyone who joins the military will either be shot and die or go insane and wish they'd died.
>>25945373
Weird
>>25943514
>wanting a to be with a not horse
>>25943514
>The person you want to be
>Blue hair
>>25944590
>>25944590
You're a little late, faggot.
>>25946107
>boobs
you better delete that shit and censor it right fucking now
else mods are going to rekt your ass
>>25946159
>>25938518
>person you are right nowHooyah, Petty Officer.
>>25946348
just got frocked this past cyclemade it on a 11% advancement with 1500ish eligiblesI'll spare you looking at the quotas to try to figure it out and just tell you I'm an ET
>>25946485
Oh, and it was only my second attempt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
