>Hey Anon!"
>"I just got you a date with Fluttershy!"
>"She said to meet you tomorrow at six in front of the school."
>"I hope you two have fun."
>"Also if you two end up doing "it", please inform me the saucy details."
>>25938033
B-but I was going to ask you...Dammit...
>Great, two socially awkward fucks on a date. This won't be disastrous.
>I don't even know why she suggested that we would end up having sex. The whole universe knows it ain't gonna happen.
Awesome! Man, Dash you are the best bro ever!
>>25938080
This actually happened to me. A shy girl asked me out and we pretty much just awkwardly sat in the car, ate, and then I took her home.
>>25938033
But why, though?
>>25938033
Dash, I honestly wanted to ask you out...d-do you think that we can have a threesome? Cause, y'know, that'd be nice.
>>25938033
She smells like rabbit feces
>>25938033
>please inform me the saucy details.
All we did was make chocolate pudding.
>>25938108
The secret is to keep conversation going. Ask her something and let her explain shit. If she has a one word response, and shuts up again, then she's autistic as fuck, but sexually suppressed. At least in my experience, that is.
>>25938033
Why though? When did I ever imply I had feelings for Fluttershy, let alone wanted to get on the dating scene? Also, what would compel you to go out of your way and set up a date for me, knowing full well I like to do things my own way? Great, now I have to postpone my wood chopping to take her out. It's snowing tomorrow night. I'll be chopping in the snow. Thanks a lot, Dash. Real bro shit right there.
>>25938033
>So this is it.
>You are finally going on a date with Fluttershy.
>The filly you had a crush on since kindergarten.
>You could imagine it now.
>You.
>Her.
>Actually doing something romantic together.
>Going on your first date.
>You telling your kids that this was most likely going to be your favorite memory with her.
Wait.... I shouldn't think that far ahead.
>Although when Dash said "doing "it"" you couldn't help it.
>You then see a figure coming towards you.
>You check yourself.
>Make sure you look proper.
>You get ready to see Flutershy.....
>Only for it to be.....
>>25938156
>Only for it to be.....
The Muffin man
>>25938156
The Spanish inquisition!
>>25938033
I imagine the date going something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNK1AqY5OjU
>>25938156
Derpy.
It was a mean-spirited prank.
>>25938174
But nobody expects the spanish inquisition
>>25938033
"...you did WHAT?"
>"Got what you wanted, bro! You told me to ask Fluttershy about a date, and I g-"
"I SAID 'BAIT', YOU COCKMONGLING MORON! NOT 'DATE'!!"
>"...oh"
"What am I going to do now? Take her out and casually ask her if she knows a good bait for fishing?"
>"you could try..."
"..."
>"Who knows, maybe it'll work"
"...I swear to god, I'm going to cauterize the inside of your vagina with a rusty, hot iron rod..."
>>25938033
>I'm not in a school anymore for over a half of my life, how the fuck do they know my name
>>25938181
i legitimately went "holy shit" IRL at the twist in that video.
Jesus, dude, that's darki know, ANONAMOOSE IS EMOTIONLESS xD, but seriously that was a 3spooky turn
>>25938033
Actually Rainbow I want to date you.
>>25938033
this is out of character (OOC)
>>25938131
Best sex I ever had was with a girl like this. Quiet, awkward, wouldn't say boo to a ghost. First two dates she didn't say a damn thing. I honestly thought she hated me. Third date I go to drop her off, lean in for a goodnight hug, and goddamn if she didn't attack me with her vagina. I shit you not, she did things to me I still haven't recovered from. Give me a quiet girl any old time.
>>25938156
Why the hell are you here?
>Dash glared at you with a bit of hatred.
>"Well excuse me Asshole!!"
>"I was just trying to give you a message."
>You ask her.
>You didn't really have a good history with Dash.
>You two would always fight each other over such trivial things.
>It didn't matter what the subject was.
>Baseball vs Soccer
>Wonder Bolts or Royal Guards
>Sprinting vs Swimming
>It would always end in with a fist fight.
>You two have at least tried to be friends for Fluttershy's sake though.
>You at least went through one semester without a fist fight so far.
>You two always did find common ground when Fluttershy was with you.
>You both finally just became acquaintances that eat lunch together occasionally.
>She at least allowed you to go on a date with Fluttershy.
>Or at least was.
"Message?"
"What kind of message."
>Dash then sighed in annoyance.
>"Apparently Fluttershy is now sick with the flu or something like that, so..."
>Dash then pulled out two tickets to the zoo.
>"Apparently she didn't want you to wait in fron the school for nothing."
>>25938420
>Hate fuck when?
>>25938420
"You're not serious are you?"
>"Does it look like I want to go out with you?"
>"No! Otherwise I would be wearing some frilly dress or something like that."
>"Actually I would rather be at home right now doing chores than hsng out with you."
>Funny enough you were about to say that last line.
>"But if Fluttershy wants me to hangout with you at the zoo I might as well."
>You were still against the idea of spending your weekend with Dash.
>But like Dash said.
>If Fluttershy wanted it you might as well do it.
>Not to mention she paid for those tickets as well.
>You then sigh from annoyance.
"OK so where do we go then?"
>Dash then shoved the tickets at your face.
>"The zoo dumbass!!"
>Dash then let out another annoyed sigh.
>"Let's just get this shit done and over with."
>>25938574
More.
>>25938574
This gon' be good
>>25938574
Or you can both just not and say you did?
>>25938677
Fluttershy will know. She always does.
>>25938156
JOHN CENA!!!!
>>25938574
>Well this isn't what you planned to do at all today.
>You were expecting a date with Fluttershy, possible sex, and then gloating to Dash about all the details.
>But no.
>Instead you are in a kids zoo with your biggest enemy.
>Watching Elephants, Zebras, Lions, and whatever the fuck else came from Africa.
>This is a great weekend.
>NOT!!!
>This is horrible.
>This isn't what you wanted.
>You wanted Fluttershy the person who actually cares about you.
>Not Flatty McChest here.
"This is starting to become a pain."
>"Hey! I didn't want this either."
>"It's more painful for me you know!"
>"I was going to watch the latest Soccer match."
"It's probably not as good as the basball game next week."
>"Seriously?"
"What?"
>"You still think Baseball is a better sport than Soccer?!"
"Yeah. That's mostly because it's fact."
>"Bullshit! Soccer is better!"
"All soccer is a bunch of people running around, kicking each other for a stupid ball."
>"Well all Baseball is just some stupid game where people try to hit a tiny ball with a big wooden stick."
>"It's just some stupid game for kids!"
"FUCKER YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"
>"I CAN KICK YOUR ASS AND YOU KNOW IT ASSHOLE!"
>Lots of children and bystanders are just looking at you and Dash at this point.
>Some of them are trying to block their kids' ears.
>Others trying to call the police.
>>25938111
trips and your wish will come true
>>25938900
The sexual tension here is reaching astronomical levels.
>>25938900
"Oh you want to fight huh? Please you hit like a girl."
>"I punch more like a man than you ever could."
"Well, you do have the chest to prove."
>You could hear the crowd just gasping at what you just said.
>You could of sworn you heard someone say "Shit Son!", among the crowd.
>Dash seemed to be hurt by that remark.
>But nothing like a nice knee to the balls won't fix her up from that.
>The crowd gasped again with a bit of cring added to it.
"OK! That's it bitch!!"
>You then proceed to take off your shirt and throw it on the ground.
"It's shirt's off time!!"
>"Fine!!"
>Dash then proceeded to take off her shirt as well, revealing her small chest you insulted earlier about.
>Though you didn't care about it, the crowd certainly did.
>Parents were trying to divert their children away.
>Employees trying to contact security.
>Bystanders beginning to take pictures and place bets.
>So here you both are now.
>Fighting each other.
>Half naked.
>In public.
>At a children's zoo no less.
>Trying to deal blows to each other.
>Eeyup this definitely qualifies as a good weekend.
>>25939178
GOD, MORE
>>25939178
>And as an added bonus to your wonderful weekend you both end going to the police station.
>Yeah.
>Who knew that you two would be charged with public indecency.
>Eh you would have won anyways.
>Last move you were doing was pulling her hair before the police came.
>Of course you and Dash were both in trouble.
>Especially when your's and her parents came in.
>It looked as if they were going to murder the both of you for what you two just did.
>What you two did was news worthy....
>Seriously, you made the top story on your news channel and your news paper.
>You especially made online Headlines.
>Which meant Fluttershy is now going to know what you both did yesterday.
"Shit..."
>You mutter to yourself.
"And I just got on Fluttershy's romantic side."
>Dash was even more pissed about it.
>Now she definitely wished she didn't had to go with you to that stupid zoo.
>It did't help that there were now rumors spreading about you too.
>Everyone now trying to say you two were trying to perform public sex.
>Doesn't help when the news likes to bend the truth sometimes.
>You really wish not to see anyone right now.
>But in an odd twist of fate Dash walks up to.
"Shit! What now?"
>>25939586
continue
>>25939586
>"Hey! We need to talk about this."
"I don't want to."
>"Well you are going to have to. Ee have to confront this with Fluttershy."
>"We can't keep up a fake facade that we are going to be good friends just for her."
>"We have to tell her."
>She did have a point.
>You knew you two were never going to friends at all, so what's the point of trying anymore.
"I guess you have a point."
>"Look I really did try with you but your so pig headed and stubborn."
>"You seem to hate everything I like and vice versa."
>"The only true common ground we have is Fluttershy."
"Yeah. I basically have a huge crush on her and you're basically her best friend."
>Rainbow blushed a bit.
>"Not exactly but let's say that."
>"Look the whole point is that we have to talk to Fluttershy about this issue. That is all."
"I'm pretty sure she's home, let's just go over there and explain ourselves."
>"And never see each other again."
>So you both went up to Fluttershy's house to tell her you and Dash were sorry.
>You and her both knew thid would modt likely end in Fluttershy crying.
>Fluttershy lived all by herself at home.
>And it was a standard home.
>You and Dash arrive.
>You then proceed to ring the doorbell.
>Nobody came though.
>Dash then just decided to just open the door and walk in.
>"She's sick dumbass, she's not going to answer the door."
>You both proceed to go in.
>It was empty but not quiet.
>The both of you could hear small moaning in the distance.
"Is that what she sounds like when she's sick."
>"I don't know."
>You both proceed to investigate.
>You accidentally kick a bottle.
>Dash then proceeded to pick it up as she read out loud.
>"Rabbit Hormones?"
>You both proceed to go farther and father until you see Fluttershy's room with its door wide open.
>You and Dash then decide to take a peek.
>You can't believe what you are seeing.
>Fluttershy is having sex with her rabbit.
bump
>>25939888
also checked
>>25939991
>Fluttershy is having sex with her rabbit.
I hope you have a good argument for this, I'm really enjoying this
>>25939991
Ho boy here we go
>>25938259
Pls moar
>>25938033
"What the hell Dash? I had plans tomorrow night!"
>"Come on, a night of getting your butt kicked in Halo is a stupid way to spend your Friday nights!"
"Halo?! Dash, what kind of pleb do you take me for?"
>"The kind that would be grateful that a girl took pity on a nacho cheese dorito binging dweeb like you!"
"Come on, I'm not so inept that I can't ask a girl on a date! I - I'm sure there are plenty of girls that would go on a date with me!"
>... Do you even hear yourself right now? Ugh, quit being such a Nannerpuss and be here tomorrow at 6. And look decent for once in your life!"
"Don't call me-"
>The class bell suddenly interrupts your conversation
>"Tomorrow. 6. Don't forget."
> Rainbow Dash then runs off to her next class, leaving you flustered and grumpy.
>She's always known how to push your buttons.
>Like that embarrassing nickname Pinkie gave you in kindergarten that's stuck to you like super glue.
>And why does she care about your love life? Why would she do if you didn't show up?
>And why would anyone choose Nacho Cheese when Spicy Nacho is clearly superior!
>Who knows...
>>25940107
Being randy so writefag can continue
>>25940259
Shit too late. Well then...
>>25940258
>Nannerpuss
...Is this something people call each other nowadays?
>>25940258
Nannerpussy? What the fuck is that?
>>25940270
It's a silly nickname I figured a little kid Pinkie would call a grumpy kid anonymous. The kind that would follow a kid.
>>25939991
What the fuck....
>That's all both of you could say.
>Fluttershy then noticed you two were there.
>She immediately stopped and covered her naked body.
>"O-oh.... Hello you two."
>"Don't you hello us!!"
>Rainbow said in rage.
>"What the actual FUCK was that!?"
>Fluttershy then began to hide herself a bit.
>"W-well.... I was trying to make my lover happy."
"Hold the fuck up!! LOVER?!?! Wasn't I your lover?!"
>"Yes, Angel and I have been lovers for three months."
>THREE MONTHS?!
>SHE'S BEEN DOING THIS FOR THREE MONTHS?!?!
>"Fluttershy, what the actual FUCK?! I thought you loved me!!"
"What?! No she obviously loved me."
>"Actually you are both wrong."
>Fluttershy corrected.
>"I only loved you two as my best friends."
>"I've always been sexually attracted to my little Angel."
>"Personally I believe that my love belonged to my rabbit more than anything."
>Neither of you could not believe that she was saying this.... she would rather screw a rabbit more than a human being.
>Rainbow Dash clenched her fist ad hardas she could with tears streaming through her face.
>"Screw you Fluttershy!!
>"I had to put up with all your shit friending this guy for you."
>"I thought you were love with this piece of shit or something but no, you're in love with the fucking rabbit."
>"I loved you and you chose to give your v-card to a fucking rabbit!!"
>Wait, Dash loved Fluttershy as well?
"Oh my god how did I not see that."
>"FUCK YOU FLUTTERSHY!! I HOPE YOU HET AIDS!!"
>And with that she ran out it was just you and Fluttershy.
>You looked at Fluttershy again seeing now filled with shame.
>You then utter your final words towards her.
"You're garbage."
>And with that you left as well.
>>25938156
>filly
>>25938156
>Rainbow Dash
>>>/out/
>>25938033
>>25938156
>>25938420
>>25940371
So did all tjis lead to bad fan fict>25938900
>>25939178
>>25939586
>>25939991fiction
>>25940371
I recommend for Rainbow Dash and Anon to >rape Fluttershy at the same time.
>>25940416
More like
>>>/fit/
>>25940371
Well.... might as well end it on that note.
Like that one guy said it tirned into bad fan fiction.... well I hope you enjoyed it while you could.
Rainbow Dash hate fuck green when?
>>25940549
I was invested in this you asshole. Keep going mate
>>25939991
Dropped
>>25940258
Fuck off Randy. We already have a writefag.
>>25940580
I'm sorry but I am lazy and I don't really know how to end it aside from,
Hey Dadh fucks anon.
Bumping for a better ending.
>>25940666
Satan,stop being lazy.
Let Dash and Anon hatefuck each other then end it
>>25940371
>When you left the room you saw Dash kicking and stomping the ground.
>You could hear her rant.
>"Fuck Fluttershy, Fuck the fucking rabbit, and Fuck An-..."
>She then noticed you.
>She stared for a bit.
>She gave out a small perverted smile.
>She walked up to you.
>"Look we both got screwed over by the fucking rabbit."
>"And you seem pretty downed about it as well."
>"Well how about we do something about it."
>Dash then reached inside your pants.
>She felt your dick for a bit.
>She then gave out an expression that said, "I want it."
>She then proceeded to pull your pants off along with the underwear.
>Although it was a fair size, she did seem impressed by your dick.
>"Just to clarify though Anon...... I still hate you."
>She then began to suck your cock at a slow, sensual, pace.
>She was taking off her lower clothes while doing it and began to rip her shirt off.
>She proceeded to get on all fours.
>"Let's just get this over with Anon!"
>You then proceed to use you saliva lubricated cock inside Dash's now wet vagina.
>You both still had that strong amount of hate towards esch other.
>But boy could you two fuck so well.
Bump.
It is finished.
>>25939586
>Dash sighs, looking down at her feet.
>"Look I know we can't hide what we did from Fluttershy so"
>She stalls but finally finds the words.
>"So lets just get rid of all our anger and tell her we are sorry"
>You couldn't help but see the pain in her voice as she said that, and you thank all that is holy she said if first.
>"At least I know you can take a punch hu anon"
"Like you gave me a choice"
>You laugh, it's so funny that you would actually find that funny.
>Your nose swelled up like a blimp and now you are joking about it.
"Hey on the bright side it was big enough for both a baseball and a soccer ad to be put up their"
>You didn't realize it but you laughed all the way to Fluttershys house.
>It's quite as you enter and soon find the little princess asleep.
>"Hey anon look it's her diary... I wonder what it says."
>You try to stop her, well you would have but you are honestly curious as well.
"Rainbow stop this is stupid"
Your whisper is ignored as she opens to the newest entry.Dear Diary, I guess I was wrong after all. I had always thought Dash and Anon's love of sports made them the perfect couple but... I guess it was silly, maybe it should have been a sporting event. Well I guess that's what I get for lying to get my two best friends together. Now I have to find out how to tell Anon I only like him as a friend.
>Rainbow drops the book without reading it out loud.
"Dash? Earth to dash"
>She simply turns and walks out the door, to the bedroom and the house.
(I am not the original but is it doable?)
>>25941437
Moar
>>25941437
Yes, continue
>>25941437
>Finding her near the river she is skipping stones trying to hit a old fishing boat.
>"Anon you know she doesn't...uggg"
"Humm whats going on, look you know running off like that was quite rude. I know you don't like me but you snuck into her room and left me there. People would have thought I was a pervert."
>"Not as big a one as her"
>She gasps and covers her mouth.
"What the heck did you read"
>"Nothing, ok. It was just stupid girl things ok."
>Blushing she looks away.
>"Besides it doesn't matter what I did was wrong ok, drop it"
"Yeah your right, besides got to get home anyway, dad's not done telling me how big a loser I am and that I will never amount to anything."
>"Yeah well at least you have a dad"
>She looks down at the lake and drops the rest of her rocks.
>"He always told me... told me not to back down, not to be a wimp. He said someday if I kept my nose clean I could fly with him, I could defend our nation."
"Um... hey we were talking about..."
>Sighing you sit down beside her.
"Your dad is in the airforce?"
>She nods a tear falling down her check.
>"Well he was but.."
"But?"
>Wrong question as she slams her fist into your still sore nose and runs off.
>>25942181
Stop
>>25942244
Double dubs demands it. Sorry writefriend, but we'll have to take you into custody.
>>25938033
Flutterrape, equestria girls?
Bestiality is a disgusting and immoral fetish. Fluttershy is too innocent to practice such an abhorrent act.
Those who commit bestiality, want to commit it, or get off to it need to be castrated or shot.
Vile and disgusting.
>>25942655
>>25940605
sounds about right
im out
>>25938033
I shat in her vagina.
>>25942608
"You will never take I, Rusty Shackleferd...
POCKET SAND, shakashak"
>>25938033
<--------- op
>>25938033
> Worst horse gets you a date with garbage horse.
>Also eq garbage.
>Also OPs a faggot
>this thread
>>25942881
kek
>>25942181
Why isn't there anymore?
>>25943148
Because some asshole with dubs said stop.
>>25939991
>>25940371
I thought this was going to turn into that one joke
>"You said you were sick!"
>"But I am sick, sir! This is my mother!"
>>25943691
Welcome to 4chan.
where everyone and everything is fucked up.
>>25942881
Is there a video with audio?
>>25938033
WHY ARE ALL THESE SHITTY FOREIGN FUCKBOIS MAKING THREADS WITH SHIT GRAMMAR?!?
pg. 10
>>25938033
Sorry Dash, we only snuggled.
>>25942181
(Sorry went to sleep, then other shit)
"Fucking bitch"
>Running after her you find her at the cemetery.
>Approaching you see her looking at a fresh tombstone
"Well fuck"
>You blurt out when you see the name on the stone.
"Dash look I didn't know"
>She turns to look at you, her face covered in tears.
>"He said he would be home for Christmas, he would watch me become that pilot."
>She wipes her nose.
>"Now after this I can't even be a pilot, I can't even tell him I am sorry"
>Damn why did you have to have a fucking heart.
"I am sorry Dash, this is all my fault"
>You get up looking at the sky.
"And I will prove it"
>>25944262
Is not of bads grammar, nyet. Stop insult them.
>>25938574
Oh, hey, this story again.
>>25940371
Hey, it's dog shit!
>>25941210
Moar?
>>25942622
Yes please.
>>25945826
No.
>>25938033
Bump
