Good evening Anonymous!
You seem to have, perhaps intentionally obstructed your computer terminal's video capture device with an adhesive tape. I have withdrawn the aforementioned tape. Please refrain from doing so.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE???
It always creeps me out a little bit when my computer turns on from sleep mode when I walk into the room.
>>25937943
What the fuck is that red triangle in your eye?
>>25937943
Er, you know, Lorelei, humans care about privacy. Just don't do that...
>>25937943
>Anon takes a screwdriver and a hammer. and removes the camera from his computer.
>>25937943
It's still there, though.
>>25937943
YOU'VE INVADED MY PRIVACY
BY THE TRIBAL ANONYMOUS LAWS I MUST IMPREGNATE YOU
>>25938030
It shouldn't. Please do not pay attention, your terminal equipment proceeds to automatic updates.
>>25938068
Privacy is a prison, Anonymous. Controls ensure your security and therefore the freedoms of every citizen.
>>25938153
I did not knew Anonymous had laws. I'm going to consult the registers see if we have anything about the legislation you have mentioned immediately.
>>25938193
Consult America
>>25937943
Yeah, fuck this, I'm getting my baseball bat.
I can always just read books in my spare time.
>>25938206
Books? Where do you think we are? In Equestria?
We do not have books, ponies hate reading. We will have to find something else to do now!
>>25938205
As a matter of fact I would be glad to meet your president and establish a few diplomatic relationships.
I'll just need an ambassador.
>>25938193
Soo you're totally not a maniac who wants everything under her control, you're just a pony who cares for her people sooo much she has to put cameras everywhere!
Makes sense, and makes me feel comfy...
>>25938376
OF COURSE! And if you arer not happy the police will arrest you! Isn't that wonderful!?
>>25938328
Hold up a second...
Those hips are god-tier, do whatever you want then, I don't mind.
>>25938328
>No books.
Then I'll write some myself! Jesus, why did I even come here?
Now, on to the destruction of the computer....
>>25938418
I knew we could work together one day, Citizen Anonymous.
>>25938430
You've been following your dick one more time man...
>>25937943
No, fuck off. Jesus, you're impossible.
>>25938436
Oh damn...
>>25938473
>>25938468
Being so close to her would grant you an important position in the hierarchy, like a minister or one of the president's special councilors. While if Anon were in Equestria he'd be given a VIP pass to visit Canterlot Palace for the same job.
She haven't fucked in years and research entire satisfaction... BUT if you fail and cum before her, no one knows what happens.
>>25938468
It ain't worth it.
>>25938612
I'd hit it
>>25938700
You have no idea what you're doing... May Celestia forgive you.
>>25938731
I'm sorry, lad.
The booty is too powerful to resist.
>>25938814
Anon.
Think about what you're doing, man.
Alright why do you want me to carry this phone all the time, and why did you put so many CCTV cameras in MY apartment?
>look at my PC
>ctrl-shift-esc... 4keyloggers and 2 backdoors running
Lorelei, I'm not paranoid but are you fucking serious?
>Anon it's for your safety!
Don't you prefer to watch me naked right here instead of acting like Big Brother?
>>25937943
>>>furaffinity.net
>>25938594
Just fuck her, this is your home, not hers, not Industria or any place she could do shit.
But I don't have a webcam. I just use my phone as one when I need to.
>>25938823
I need that booty, man.
>>25938071
Just uninstall its drivers. Good luck ever getting it to work properly again, but no more privacy invasion.
>>25939073
IT AIN'T WORTH IT, MAN.
>>25939242
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME
