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I'll give you 20 bits if I can watch you pee.
Shit thread, can't even greentext bait right.
>>25937538
I'll give you 20 bits if you watch me pee
>>25937538
Okay but I'm a shy peer.
>>25937538
Welp, $20 is $20 I guess
>turns out, gender roles are reversed
Easy bits
>>25937538
>>25937647
I wonder what the inflation of Bit to Dollar is.
>>25937656
20 bits is worth 2.5 bytes.
>>25937656
bits are literly gold
I'll do it for free if you return the favor :)
>>25937649
You want a reputation as a slut?
>>25937538
Why would you be interested in that?
>inb4 ponies get off to watching anon pee
>>25937538
>>25937904Hard
>>25937863
Welp, $25000 is $25000 I guess
>>25937538
"You what, Dashie?"
>"You heard me."
"But why would you want to-"
>"I'm curious, and it's driving me nuts, okay, now just whip it out, and I'll give you 20 bits."
>You slowly held out your hand to the Rainbow Horse, and made the universal 'gimme money' signal.
"I take half up front."
>"Seriously, Anon?"
>You just kept your hand held out as she begrudgingly gave you ten bits.
>Ha, stupid cunt.
>Would've done it for free.
>You stuffed the bits in your front pocket, and unzipped your dick.
>You didn't really have to go that badly, so it took a while before the fountain started.
>Dash staring intently at your dong the entire time didn't help much.
>You're not really sure whether to be aroused or not, it just felt weird.
>You finished and rezipped your dick, then turned back to face her.
"That'll be ten bits. Satisfied?"
>"Yeah, I guess."
>Color Fast handed you the goods and poised to leave when you put your hand on her flank to stop her.
"Hey, Rainbow?"
>"Wh- what?"
"I'll give you 40 bits if I can watch you pee."
>>25937882
Define 'slut"
Not like i'd fuck every mare in town, or the background pony applejack
>>25938990
Please continue.
>>25937538
Not sure if I'm asking or Rainbow is
>>25937538
how many bits for you to pee on me?
>>25940004
I second this.
>>25937538
i would pee in front of rainbow dash for free
i would even use her as a urinal
my dick is hers to do wish as she wants
>>25941604
This guy gets it.
bump for more Pissing Passion!
>>25937538
>I'll give you 20 bits if you let me watch you pee
Fine anon says as he takes out his dick and takes a piss
>wow anon that's fucking amazing
"alright dash give me my fucking 20 bits now"
Here's your shit story for shitty promp fucking faggots
>>25942844
don't you mean...pissy story?
>>25942848
Carlos I'm getting sick of your shit
>>25942853
Don't you mean....piss?
>>25942862
I'm gonna kill you youpissof shit
>>25942880
DON'T YOU MEAN!
PISS OF PISS!?
I don't have another carlos image.
>>25942907
Quality puns
I just wrote that up because idea of ponies wanting to see anon piss is ridiculous
Somebody bumped thread so why not
>>25942907
Alright now you justpissing me off.
>>25943066
DON'T YOU MEAN...
I got nothing.
>>25937656
>>25938326
>>25937863
In the United States, the bit is equal to one eighth of a dollar or 12 1⁄2 cents. In the U.S., the "bit" as a designation for money dates from the colonial period, when the most common unit of currency used was the Spanish dollar, also known as "piece of eight", which was worth 8 Spanish silver reales. One eighth of a dollar or one silver real was one "bit".
With the adoption of the decimal U.S. currency in 1794, there was no longer a U.S. coin worth 1⁄8 of a dollar but "two bits" remained in the language with the meaning of one quarter dollar
>>25937538
>You look back and forth, scanning the street for potential witnesses
>There are dozens
"Twilight paid me a hundred bits."
>"W-What?"
>You walk two fingers along her soft little muzzle as you repeat
"One-Hun-Dred"
>And finish the gesture by booping her between the eyes
"And that was for science. Or something. She had me fill beakers. What are YOU doing it for? I'm sure it's not science."
>Her nose is scrunched up in a difficult expression you've long since pegged as a battle between anger and embarrassment
>And you wait to either fend her off or soak her nethers with a sensuous verbal onslaught
>"I... I'm just curious how a stallion does it."
>You grin a sly sickly grin most foul
>When you're done taunting her she'll need a towel!
"There are plenty of stallions around. I'll bet Twilight even has some books on biology or something."
>"Well you're not the same as other stallions."
>You step closer, her face level with your midriff
>She doesn't turn away quite like you'd expect, merely averting her eyes instead
>You're growing excited by the whole situation
>Ponies passing by are regarding the situation in mild confusion
>The less prudish sort are a little more flustered at witnessing the evolving exchange
"You could just ask Twilight, then. If you're curious. Why, sweet Dashie, are you asking me directly?"
>"I just... wan-"
>Caged behind the mighty steel teeth of your pants zipper is a frenzy of activity and you are wildly aware of it
>Given Dash's proximity, she must be as well
>You yank down the zipper, quick as a flash
>And release fresh urine upon Rainbow Dash
>You laugh like a madman, arms flailing to and fro
>She asked you, she did, and you elected to go
>In her face
>Ponies all around cry out in alarm
>You make one grab to put your pants back on and fail
>They are now abandoned
>You take advantage of the shock in the moment and fucking flee, cackling into the back alleys of Ponyville
>You go home to read Dr Seuss and jerk off.
>>25943250
>>You go home to read Dr Seuss and jerk off.
more stories need to end with this line.
>>25943250
>You yank down the zipper, quick as a flash
>And release fresh urine upon Rainbow Dash
>You laugh like a madman, arms flailing to and fro
>She asked you, she did, and you elected to go
I need more pony smut written in Seus rhymes.
This is the oddest fetish I've acquired all year.
>>25943281
>>25943541
Two is enough to see me return
I have smut and time in droves to burn
>>25943672
Thank you kind sir,
your rhymes I await
I'll bump this for now,
then masturbate.
>>25943541
I'd say the story was oddly interesting to read up until this point, then it just fell of the rails.
It's a weird kind of feel.
