>You walk in on Twilight reading her favorite copy of the Bible
"Oh, Anon! Sorry I was just reading my favorite passage, Exodus 22:18."
"What can I do for you today?"
>>25933945
Applejack, Sunset, and I were about to start our Bible study and was hoping you'd join.
>>25933945
I like Genesis 16:12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfBQppaKcS8
Allahu Akbar
>>25933945
>I trash it just like every faggot shimmer thread I see
>mfw
>>25933945
My favorite is John 1:5.
"The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it."
>>25933945
And the lord Jesus said "Don't go away mad girl, just go away."
>>25933945
ask her why he favorite passage isn't from Job and leave
Chronicles 13:9–10
And when they came to the threshing floor of oChidon, Uzzah put out his hand to take hold of the ark, for the oxen stumbled. And the anger of the Lord was kindled against Uzzah, and he struck him down.
basically... gods a dick. do i need to remind you of his son who was nailed to a cross and sent to hell?
>>25933945
Wizards a shit
>>25933945
I would suggest that Twilight cross reference that shit with Deuteronomy 18:10-11 for context. When they mentioned sorcery, they were pretty much only talking about divination and necromancy.
>>25933945
>"The BIBLE?! Of all things, the BIBLE?! I really thought you were smarter and more educated than that, Twilight! Really, they sent you to school for all those years, and you end up reading the BIBLE?! Oh, you've really fallen far, Twilight."
You're reading the bible?. Wow, holy shit
>>25934060
Don't assume, scitwi. Maybe she's reading it from a sociological or anthropological perspective. Or maybe just to connect with her cultural heritage.
Don't be a dick and assume.
>>25934060
You two only met like five seconds ago according to the canonical timeline.
>>25933945
>You walk in on Twilight reading her favorite copy of the Bible
>"Oh, Anon! Sorry I was just reading my favorite passage, Exodus 22:18."
>"What can I do for you today?"
"Twilight, why the hell is that your favorite passage of the bible?"
>"What do you mean, anon?"
"It's a condemnation of sorcerers."
>"I know! I had no idea that your holy books were so wise!"
"What the hell, book horse? You're all about magic! Why would you hate sorcerers when you are one?"
>"Anon! How dare you! Does it LOOK like my magic is tied to my Charisma score? I'm a WIZARD. All points in Intelligence, all the way!"
"Oh god fucking damn it you fucking nerd."
>>25933945
>22.18
Uh, no, it's 20:15. You might wanna check your clock, Twalot.
>>25933945
What coincidence Twilight, because this morning the Bible help to the AJ to solve a little problem with Apple Bloom, but now the soul of the little crusader is saved, thanks to Matthew 5:30.
>>25934060
>>25934166
>implying she's not reading it for the beautiful prose and verse
>implying she should ignore a feat of literary genius because of it's content
>>25934202
Oh, it's that picture again.
>>25934202
You better explain what that pic's about.
>>25934060
>>25934261
No, don't.
Why would you ask him to do that?
Why are you giving him that opening?
>>25934166
>>25933945
Proverbs is best book in the bible.
>>25933990
I like Romans 1:16
props to anyone who knows why :^)
>implying i read that shite
Alma 36:3
>>25934060
It's good enough for the founders of quantum mechanics.
>>25934060
Piss off Scilight.
Pic related is a New Testament signed by Albert Einstein.
>>25935011
forgot pic
>Her favorite copy
She has multiple copies?
>>25933945
All time favourite classic, 2Ki 2:23-24.
>>25933945
Read me my favorite passage
Nehemiah 4:17
>>25935238
>Dat pic
It's as if his 'hair' was trying to escape his head.
>>25935254
It's rearing up to defend its host from socialists and mexicans
>>25935269
>2015
>Socialists
...what about Prussia, then?
>>25935289
>Bernie
>Not a socialist
>implying the USSA isn't a small but ewisting political group
>>25934261
AJ just save the soul of Apple bloom because she is a wanker. That is the why AJ should cut the vaginal lips and the clitoris of Apple bloom.
>>25934318
Basically this.
>>25935296
No idea who Bernie is, friendo. Not from murrka.
>>25935307
I didn't know Orson Welles made beats with Dre.
>>25935328
That is the Mr.Vangelis, you fucking dumbass. Show a little of respect for that great man.
Vangelis is the creator of this beautiful pieces of music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akVwwqlanDA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Lwj_ybVno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpI_y7qDIS8
