More draw prompt!
>Draw ponies, or any other creature, preparing for, or cleaning up, the holidays.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/136103210768/
The Everfree Forest may govern itself, resistant as it apparently is to pony influence, but it doesn't seem as chaotic as, say, Discord's realm would be. Strange flora and fauna within, sure, but structures seem as safe as they can be without continual care. Zecora's hut was only really endangered by the runaway chaos vines - she's been living otherwise unperturbed. And for as long as the Castle of the Two Sisters was abandoned, it's still in relatively good condition. That might also speak for the construction itself, but 1,000 years is 1,000 years. With this in mind, does the forest undergo seasons as well? If they do not necessarily parse to Equestrian seasons, is it possible to enter the forest and find it in winter conditions during summer? Or is it eternally "spring/summer" underneath the treetops?
Celestia and Luna might know some of those mysteries.
>>25923107
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Daily reminder that isaac is a lazy fuck and YOU should make a new thread if it's close to falling off.
DONT DO THE PROMPT
>letting it fall off
Filly wants to fuck away the pain.
>>25929611
>>25929604
OH NO
I DID THE PROMPT
Are ponies horses?
>>25929617
Fuck off BEA
>>25929621
wheres the guy who does the super edits. there should be a dildo flying out of his ass also
>>25929628
Have you asked them?
>lost pony folder
>oldest backup is from before s5
shit
shit
double shit
time to get digging
>>25929684
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT
>>25929675
nothing of value etc. etc.
>>25929689
POSTING FROM MOBILE
I GOT TOO LEWD
>>25929675
>he doesn't make weekly backups of all his important shit
>>25929674
No but they have told me. I just don't believe them.
big dick stallions
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/274752/
>>25929714
I have always wanted to learn how to properly backup stuff but i have been putting it off.
I was thinking of paying for some cloud backup service but i was worried about being banned for having horseporn in there.
>>25929742
get the penultimate version of truecrypt, make a container file then throw everything on google drive or dropbox
![you_gotta_be_joking_by_hoofbeatdriven-d9lwvqm[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zvKxhdk.jpg "you_gotta_be_joking_by_hoofbeatdriven-d9lwvqm[1].jpg")
>>25929742
>buy 1tb hard drive for $50
>ctrl-c ctrl-v
congratulations, you just made a backup
why does everyone always complicate this shit
>>25929723
Why not?
>It's just you, a filly, and the villain.
>"Fast ball special!" yells the filly.
>>25929791
well, if the filly wants me to throw her
I guess I have to throw the filly
>>25929742
So have I and my hard drive in this toaster of a laptop is dying, so I really need to clone my shit to new driveand money
Unfortunately, the hard drive is not easily accessible and requires an almost complete disassembly to even get to it.
>>25929769
Their ability to speak
Sentience
The establishment of agriculture, civilization and a writing system
One third of the populace having wings and another third having horns
The ability to use magic
Magical marks forming on their butts when discovering their special talent
A wide arrange of technicolor colors
Not being from earth
>>25929809
If it was stronk filly the villain's fucked.
>>25929818
Seems like nitpicking.
>>25929821
it
uh
wasn't
>>25929869
Well she... might get caught in the villains throat?
>>25929562
I wonder if Luna/Clestia's scuffle and the elements involvement created the Everfree Forest into to what it is currently. Would be interesting to learn more about it considering it's variety of inhabitants and mystical locations.
>>25929858
Unless ponies are capable of reproducing and creating viable offspring with horses they are a different species and not horses.
>>25929886
We're going to have to find an incredibly slutty pony to test this.
>>25929896aw, man
the mane 6 showing you their panties
Some of them are doing it to tease you, while the others dont know any better
>>25929921
I don't know if Fluttershy would do it to tease or if she wouldn't know any better.
>>25929933
Dat ass
>>25929933
She would pretend to not know while secretly having a thing for teasing
odds: draw
evens: project
dubs: ultra beb
>>25929983
Princess Rarity!
>>25929983
Princess Diamond Tiara!
BOSS ENCOUNTERED
>>25930027
>Anon farts
>Full wipe
>Tip: Never trust a fart
>>25929968
>gets really flustered but turned on at the same time knowing someone is thinking of her sexually
>>25930102
>>25930042
The fart's only dangerous if your black mages don't know to stop spamming Fire.
>>25930110
Which trope do you guys like more?
A) That Fluttershy is super timid mega-virgin that almost faints anytime someone even mentions sex and would probably go missing for weeks if someone propositioned her.
B) Fluttershy in fact knows the most and is the most comfortable about sex because of her work with animals. She's knows its a natural part of the life cycle and isn't that bothered by it.
>>25930134
She's a megaslut who melts at the mere thought of cock
That fainting just makes her look like a dainty, harmless virgin to everyone, though, and they leave her alone
As a result she's desperately starved for seed and this just makes her even weaker
>>25930042
what game is this
I know this game
dont tell me
tell me it's at the tip of my tongue
>>25930134
B definitely
Personally, my ideal sexual fluttershy is that since she's so used to seeing animals mate for the purpose of reproduction, she's super intoanal
>>25930027
>>not going mercy route
Filly goes MOOOOO MOOOOOO
>>25929880
There's so much more mystery in the world.
Terrified, pony releases a weak lewdness squeal in the hopes you choose that instead of eating her.
Who is the Edgiest pony?
>>25930242
Pony is not for food...maybe foodscat
>>25930219
Look at that dumpy little baby.
>"AREN'T YOU EXCITED ABOUT EQUESTRIA GIRLS 4?"
>>25930027
I want that mug
You turned off your ponying computer, anon. What's wrong?
>>25930249
Sombra
>>25930268
CELESTIA TAKE THE WHEEL
>>25930261
>It's going to be about the "Legends of Everfree", whatever the fuck that is.
>A whole bunch of new characters, so Hasbro can sell new toys.
>Sunbum might not be in it/will be a background character.
>>25930268
I saw bad pony things
>>25930268
Pony's hard drive is on its way out.
>>25930134
B with a mix of A.
She has no issues with talk about animal mating habits or breeding done.
But when talked about in relation to ponies she locks up.
>>25930286anthrothings?
>>25930301
such things are unspeakable
Did you make her proud today?
>>25930249
I SEE I HEAR NO EVIL
BLACK WRITINGS ON THE WALL
UNLEASH A MILLION FACES
AND ONE BY ONE THEY FALL
BLACK HEARTED EVIL
BRAVE HEARTED HERO
I AAAM ALL I AM ALL I AAAAAM
Does Fluttershy have a brother?
>>25930329I gave my rectum a very nice stretching this morning, with some self-fisting, so yes.
>>25930342
Does Fluttershywant to be your sister?
>>25930351
DependsDoes she want to be my mother too?
>>25930329
I found out I made the Dean's List this term so probably.
>>25930342
Wasn't this confirmed to be an episode?
>>25930351
>>25930367
How would such a relationship even work
>>25930427
same as any Oepidus story does
it would end in suicide
>>25930483
I want to sex Rei
>>25930511
Don't be silly Anon, that's Pinkie.
>>25930516
who?
What does it mean?
>>25930537
I remember the horror at seeing these designs.
I still can't believe they were wrought by human hands.
>>25930483
prickly pear is a cute pony
Woah just had an earthquake
>>25930597
the earth ponies were busy
>>25930619
Pretty crazy. I've lived on the West Coast my whole life and have never felt one before. Whole house shook for like 5 seconds.
Which pony is best bro material?
>>25930597
California pls
>>25930597
That's just Gloomy getting comfortable beneath the earth's crust.
>>25930653
Fuck is it California? It hasn't hit me yet.
If you could be close friends with any one pony, who would it be?
No, it won't be a friends with benefits relationship.I'd pick Celestia. She'd probably be busy most of the time, but the time you do get to spend together would be great.
>>25930653
Nope, that was Pacific Northwest
>>25930659
Northwest
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/uw61114971#general_summary
Pony asks you for a reason to live
>>25930660
the urge to want to fuck that pony is too great
a good horse-friend would probably be shining armor.
>>25930670
cuddles?
>>25930665
Damn, the weapons calibrations are off, that should have hit Seattle...
https://derpibooru.org/774987?scope=scpeefef6de00283cca54067f006e4b4a9ef05705a10
I want to be a dragon that protects a small town in exchange for gold and the occasional virgin.
>>25930701
Define "occasional"
Trixie should Trixie Trixie.
>>25930706
A bar will be built in my name.
Upon the bar the address of my cave will be etched into the stone walls alongside "If you're looking for a good time, go to-"
>>25930712
Not in my Trixiequestria
>>25930716
Pony says you should know better than to use a goto function in your program
>>25930736
Yes I can definitely sense this pony is a virgin.
>>25930726
the most important part of Trixie Trixieing Trixie involves her becoming hyperpowerful and metzened by the alicorn amulet.
From then on, she can trixie trixie to heart's content.
Another pone bites the dust
Pony keeps singing It Aint Me, over and over again.
You are regretting letting her watch that war movie.
>>25930748
Pony says you can't possibly know that
>>25930827
I've already turned on horse Barry White, there's no turning back now.
>>25930841
Horse Barry White is kind of a hack singer...
Pone asks why you always lying
![28__safe_twilight+sparkle_rarity_blushing_comic_upvotes+galore_smiling_derpy+hooves_open+mouth_bipedal[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OZrGTS9.jpg "28__safe_twilight+sparkle_rarity_blushing_comic_upvotes+galore_smiling_derpy+hooves_open+mouth_bipedal[1].jpg")
NOT READY FOR 2016
>>25930909
I hardly ever lie.
Colt snuck into your bed while you were asleep.
>>25930928
He's getting too old for this.
Just tonight, if it happens again I'm carrying him back to his room.
>>25930928
n-no homo
334 days to go!
>>25930954
GET THE FUCK READY FOR 2016
>>25930954
GET INSIDE-OUT!
>>25930950
>Not molesting the colt
>>25930970
WEEoooWEEoooWEEoooWEEoooWEEooo!!!
I bought a shitload of Christmas puddings for 80% off, and they expire in a month so I HAVE to eat them all.
>>25931015
How much kg of pudding are we talking about here?
>>25931015
freeze them you dummy
>>25930670
VR is literally coming next year
imagine all the shitposting you could do in 3D
>>25931020
like, 12 kilos.
They where reduced from $10 down to $2.
>>25931024
>freeze them you dummy
ewww gross.
>>25931036
>can shitpost while VR pony is sitting on my lap
>>25931015
Give them away to needy children you pig
>>25931045
>like, 12 kilos.
That's only 500g per day. More than I would want to eat, but not impossible to do.
>>25931036
I finally have a reason to upgrade my 4 year old PC!
Even if I'll probably just use VR to wank off and watch movies+youtube videos in a virtual theatre.
>>25931045
pudding ice blocks sound like they can be great additions to smoothies
>>25931050
with a VR Pony, I'd lose 60% incentive to shitpost
>>25929675
>>25929714
This makes me wonder.
Is having a system image backed up on an external drive and realtime backups of everything important on Dropbox enough to keep it all safe?
>>25931062
>That's only 500g per day
almost 7000kj of pudding...
>>25931063
no dude
VR is going to be smartphones 2.0
lots of software and hardware is going to be made for it
>>25931088
>open up multiple porn images in VR.
>arrange them around myself in 3D space.
>masturbate while cocooned in pony porn
I AM JUST A PONY
>>25931100
AJ a cute
>>25931100
>Images
so 1998
>feel a bit groggy for staying up 62 hours
>Rainbow Dash flies through your window
>says she is sorry but has to show you something
>reach out and pet her and the tsundere script starts
>Fluttershy wakes up from leaning on your back and squeaks out an apology for for invading you-
>Twilight rushes in for her now daily questionaire when you notice Rainbow Dash is sitting right next to you
>two fillies are peeking in your window
>all with ambient music playing
>scared to sleep and wake up with glasses off
>>25931131
AJ a shit
>>25931134
Its cute that you think that
Like old-timey people thinking we would all be riding dirigible pennyfarthings through the sky while wearing tailcoats
>>25931158
...1?
>>25931147
She better than you cumslut shitter
>>25931174
>cumslut shitter
...Pinkie Pie?
>>25931174
Fluttershy?
I'm disappointed in you, mlpg. None of the main characters are sluts.
>>25931206
ya but are tjey main characters
>>25931206
Good thing Spike isn't a main character then!
>>25931174
Bane?
>>25931206
Shut up Dash, just because you are a kissless virgin.
>>25931220
Spike is a little boy. He probably still thinks girls are icky.
>You learned a little too late that ponies do have a 'To Catch a Predator' program when you got hogtied by Bonbon when getting your paper.
>>25931250
>its actually their version of The Crocodile Hunter, the name is just a coincidence
>She sits on your back, talking about how if you weren't tied up, those fingers could be rubbing her tummy more than 100 times a minute
>>25931083
>7000 kJ
>1600 kcal
What kind of pudding are you eating that has 320 kcal/100g?
Normally pudding has around 100-150 kcal/100g
>>25931246
WAKE ME UP ROOGNA
>>25931265
>The fake Australian accent is a little much.
>>25931187
http://imgur.com/ZXW9tNR
That escalated quickly.
>>25931300
>they were all left agape
unf
>>25931300
>Dash will never look at sandwiches again,
>>25931300
>Rarity literally raped Rainbow Dash
>>25931317
Females can't rape other females!
>>25931300
I kek'd.
>>25931317
She wanted it
Why else would she show up to the table naked?
>>25931317
Rarity must be a lot stronger than I thought
Giddy up giddy up giddy up upGiddy up giddy up giddy upGiddy up giddy up giddy up upGiddy up upup up
>>25931269
http://www.justintimegourmet.com.au/products/cakes/balfours-premium-christmas-pudding-700g/
Looking at the box, the first two ingredients on the list are "fruit (40%)" and "sugar".
By the looks of things it's 56% sugar by weight.
Oopsies.
>>25931342
Dash's resistance only makes Rarities thrusts harder.
>>25931300
Wow Dash.
Zero gag reflex.
>>25931317
To be fair, it was more like force feeding her than raping her.
>Rarity thinks liking someone means you'd also gargle their dick
>>25931343
>tfw I have that song on my phone, and play it driving to work blaring full blast.
>Windows down.
>People hear it and see what looks like a pissed off biker in the car.
>That feel when we make eye contact and they look away,
>>25931346
Maybe if you down it in one sitting you will transform into Pinkie Pie.
>>25931358
Rarity has a lot of ponies that she likes.
>>25931361
I do that too! Except I don't look like a pissed off biker, I'm just a skinny nerd.
I also do it with this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIj7fPL2I4kI'm a faggot, I know.
>>25931383
>tfw I will never be the skinny nerd.
Goddamn Nordic genes.
>>25931404
>>25931412
Don't make me pillage your shit.
>>25931404
Vadaforno
Jeg er 100% nordisk og er en syltynn nerd.
Who is the most pony?
>>25931404
I used to hate being the skinny nerd, but I'm pretty okay with it now. I like to shave my legs and wear girly clothes, and that just wouldn't be the same if I were a tuff manly guy.
>>25931418
Well someone fucked up your genes or something.
I'm mad enough that i'm a 5'8 manlet just built like a dwarf.
>>25931429
Yes
>>25931429
Who is the moist pony?
>>25931429
The fillies
>>25931438
I went to Costa Rica, apparently in San Jose they have transvestites walking the streets regularly. There are some very, very, disturbingly convincing ones.
>>25931417
I have barbarian ancestry myself, so good luck with that.
Most likely it will just end with you having your cattle raped.
>>25931473
But then who's the most filly.
>>25931484
>Most likely it will just end with you having your cattle raped.
Jokes on you, i'm Irish, we already raped them.
>>25931477
ANON HOW MANY TRANNIES DID YOU FUCK?
>>25931485
I posted her!
>>25931300
it's shit
>>25931517
>We will never see her again after she spiked DT like a shitty football.
>>25931521
No Anon, that involves a different subway sandwich.
>>25931511
Zero.
Lots of normal prostitutes though.
I want to buttfuck Applehorsejackgirl
>>25931477
I'm too self-conscious about it to do it in public...maybe someday, though. I'm told the social climate has shifted a little while I've been a shut-in.
>>25931578
Part of me thinks she fell out of bed.
The other part knows she probably passed out before getting to bed, and managed to grab a little blanket mid slumber.
>>25931583equine genitals
>>25931562
How man of them were pretty boys?
>>25931613
I'm pretty sure she passed out
You don't generally go to beb wearing glasses and headphones
>>25931618
The ones on the street were all pretty boys.
Apparently gay prostitution is illegal in Costa Rica so the dudes that want to do it dress like chicks so the po po don't grab them.
>>25931625
What a silly mute music horse.
Where is her roommate?
>>25931661
Out partying
>>25931667
Isn't it a little late in the evening for tea?
Is your filly y2k compatible?
![[british horse noises].png](https://i.imgur.com/cBQoh5h.png "[british horse noises].png")
>>25931682
>late
>for tea
I don't understand
>>25931714
Let's find out!
>>25931583
>>25931726
The only acceptable tea is sun tea.
And it can only be enjoyed in the afternoon.
>>25931734
>>25931751
I want to grab her gigantic sideburns from behind and go "vroom vroom!" like I'm riding a motorcycle.
goodnight
RAZZLEDAZZLE
I need to be edgy to get a filly sized mare waif?
>>25931786
GLITZ AND GLAM
>>25931790
Just get a regular waifu and shrink her a little with magic
Robo filly says you really turn her on.
>>25931790
Just get a normal sized wife and be hueg.
>>25931803
>Just get a normal sized wife and be hueg.
I cast my "gigantus in the pantus" spell.
>>25931792
I AM JUST A PONY
>>25931790
Poor hope, she gonna to be destroyed
>>25931844
Wouldn't be the first time Sombra's destroyed a mare.
>>25931860
Did they ever bring her back/
>>25931878
No. And she'll never be mentioned ever again.
Cold Pones
>>25931972
That comic arc was such a retarded pile of fuck.
They get together all those villains, then have them just fuck about to distract the ponies while Radiant Hope steals the crystal heart.
Then they piss around for a few more comics not doing anything, before not even appearing in the last comic.
What the fuck happened to Chrysalis and her army? Did Fluttershy get all mad at Iron Will and stuff?
Fuck.
>>25932028
>>25932028
>>25931790
Radiant Hope is a fucking Mary sue. A top cute Mary sue better than twilight
>>25932029
Oh, another thing:
>King Sombra flat out murders the last ruler of the Crystal empire.
>The princesses reward him by blasting him with magic to turn him from an umbrum into a regular unicorn, so he can run off and live with that Crystal OC happily ever after.
He literally suffers zero consequences for his actions.
>>25932040
What an ornery pony
>>25932051
No, he even said himself he didn't kill her, he just crystalized her and then shattered the crystals across Equestria, they're gonna go put her back together now.
>>25932093
But then Cadance will lose her job as ruler of the Crystal empire, if its queen (or whatever) is returned?
The comic writers just plain forgot about her.
>>25932117
Probably they can't reunite all the fragments and they end with a filly unicorn princess amore without memories of her past.
>>25932146
OH GOD
>>25932028
Pony is going critical
Which episodes are these from?
>Today is No Interruptions Day
Pony has shit to do.
>>25932220
Daring Don't and Rainbow Falls.
>>25932233
Thanks
Filly wants to know why you don't look her in the eye when you make love.
