So /mlp/, what is your experience with other horsefuckers? Have you found your fellow nor/mlp/eople to be autistic cringy neckbeards, or have you gained a more positive take on them?
I've only gotten to know one online and not yet met any in person.
>>25928803
Judging solely from my experience on the board....
Y'all are alright. You're a bunch of insane fuckers, but in a good way.
>>25928818
I love you too, Anon.
>>25928803
IRL, the two I know are vastly different. one is a diaper loving troll of a faggot and the other is a closet horsefucker who doesn't know I know. He mostly browses /k/. the rest are "Bronies" and range from mild disability to uber autism
As much bullshit that comes onto this board, you want me to tell you my experience?I fucking love all of it and I love all of you.
>>25928861
Are you me? I, too, know a group of "bronies". They were the ones who converted me to pone before my fall to the dark side (this board). Now I just think they're cringy. I swear one of my other friends who is a respectable person and browses /k/ and /b/ constantly is a hidden horsefucker. He has a G3 pone in his room and he's the real quiet and reclusive type, ie, the perfect candidate for hidden horsefuckery.
You like pulling your dick to horses, I like pulling my dick to horses.
Let's just leave our relationship at that ok.
The only one I met was a dashfag, He gave me a blowjob, shit was cash
>>25928992
I demand details, Anon. Details and context.
>>25928803
I'd actually say better than half the fags I've met on /mlp/ have been pretty decent bros. Their opinions are utter shit, but I'd be shocked if they weren't.
Most of the people I know in person are one stereotype or another personified, either unironic brownie or toy-collecting sperg or manic attention whore.Not that anyone would believe me, but I actually knew the kid in pic related on a first name basis in college
>>25929122
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. What was he like?
>>25929122
Dear lord.........
Was he always that autistic?
>>25929006
Well, this dude added me on FB, looked like a convincing trap, started talking and topic quickly changed to pone, told me his/her favorite pone was dash, I was like ugghh pleb, but anyways, He/She/It invited me to watch some episodes, so there I am going to her house, when suddenly cuteboi appears, I was like dude, weren't you suposed to be a chick, but I digress, we started talking, watching some pone when He started fondling my balls, I was like brah, wat do? To make this little tale short He/She ended blowing me for a solid half an hour, damn trap gave me the greatest blowjob I've received, even swallowed but not before telling me that she wanted it all in her mouth, just remembering makes me diamonds
>>25929184
Well, you're a faggot of course, but I'll admit I'm a little jealous.
>TFW no secret convincing trap to pone-fuck.
Do you still use him as a fuckboi?
>>25929142
>>25929156
He's actually a really nice kid, just... overly enthusiastic about what he likes. He has a decent chunk of change from running a small LLC, he told me what it was at one point but I've long since forgotten. Anyways, more money than common sense, sometimes. Last I heard of him he's moved on to the Steven Universe fandom, and very nearly spent $600 on a piece of fanart featuring one of the gems. He's probably less autistic than me, though, he at least had the sense to eventually get off the ride.
>>25929184
Out of curiosity, do you still keep in contact with this trap?
>>25929211
>He at least had more sense to eventually get off the ride.
The truth hurts, Anon...
>>25928803
Never met one. The closest I got was I was donating plasma and I saw a guy there wearing a Luna t-shirt. Kind of wish I said something non-autistic to him but I decided to pass.
>>25929216
>>25929210
As a matter of fact I do keep in contact with him, but He lives in another city now and I don't wanna cross the country just to have sex, He was a good fuck but not crosscountry travel worthy, and yes anon, I know I'm a fag but I still got outstanding head
>tfw all irl friends have little interest in the show now
>>25929258
I bet. Did you plow him/her/it?
>>25929316
Of course, I plowed his/her/its fields and planted my seed all over, that was good too but the goddamn blowjob
>>25929301
>That gif
I met a few that went the full range during a Fallout: Equestria tabletop RPG session (well not so much RPG as TDM) at an anime convention called Kumoricon. Some were neckbeards, some were scrawny guys, some were tumblr landwhales and some where homely girls.
One tumblr landwhale was the quirkiest of them. She was playing as a medic that also happened to be a cannibal and would start doing stuff like sharpen some imaginary cooking knives or make salivating noises when one of our teammates or an opposing team member got killed.
>>25929342
Well, lucky you, Anon. You've done something I likely never will. I hope you put on your raincoat before you freed Willy, at least....Details?
>>25929360
I don't play it often, but I have such great stories from D&D games. Too bad none of those friends are horsefuckers.
>>25929375
I'd love to, but I'm on the phone at the moment, and to write green I'd need to be near my pc
my only IRL incursion with fellow horsefuckers was atthe BC 2015 after-party at that one hotelspecifically the one where we all drew on a whiteboard and drank shots out of horse dildos
it was a glorious evening
>>25929398
Damn.
>>25929410
Shit that does sound like fun.
>>25929410
Why am I jealous of this?
I've met one horsefucker IRL. He was a pretty cool dude. However, there was a sense of awkwardness in both of us seeing as how we both knew that we have fapped an innumerable amount of times to ponies.
Overall, good experienceeven though anon was a nigger
>>25929453
Because he had the kind of autisitc, degenerate, glorious /mlp/ fun with fellow horsefuckers that we all secretly desire. It makes me kinda angry that I'm too much of a normy to attend such things and find such experiences.
>>25929485
Yes yes, but did you fuck him?
I am a brony IRL and a horsefucker on the internet, since I don't let other people know I am a horsefucker due to normie issues.
>>25929504
Anon, what makes you think I'm gay
My friends got me into it to begin with. They weren't too cringy but I was off-the-charts autistic. Luckily I calmed down.
>>25929638
Because you're here, Anon. Because you're here. Now shut up and kiss me.
>>25929765
>>25929777
The trips are more honest than you. Don't fight your feelings, Anon!
>>25928913
What if I pull your dick into a horse?
This is gonna sound really fucking autistic, but I meet a guy online because we both made MLP YTPs. He's pretty much gotten off of the ride, but he's definitely one of the coolest people I've ever met, and we're still best buds.
Bumpity
I've only met bronies IRL, they're all right though.
I'm a brony too, who gives a fuck lmao
