>"anon i have a secret"i'm gay"
You should have told me before we had sex, you fucking homo.
>>25926753
Well it's only natural to be when you're OP.
>>25926753
Oh, alright.
Want a beer?
>"W-what?"
"Ahm sorry, Anon. Ah should have told you sooner..."
>"So all of that time we spent practicing kissing for the ladies, you were trying to get closer to me, weren't you?!"
"N-no, Anon, A-ah-"
>"DID ALL OF THAT CUDDLE TRAINING MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!"
"..."
>"You know what? I'm done with you. Find someone else to help you build up stamina 'for the ladies'. I'm out of here."
>>25926753
At least you're not a Republican investment banker.
>big mac is gay meme
We've known that since the love poision incident. You need to break the news to Marble Pie though, some people seen to have gotten the wrong idea lately.
Oh silly Anon, relax. We're all gay here! c:
>>25926753
Aint a secret if everyone knows friendo
>>25926753
And I'm telling you I'm not. I just think horsecock is really hot but only for looking.
