*poof* you are in Equestria!
*poof* you are an infant without the ability to speak and move around like an adult human being.
Your long term goal is to live to be a normal adult human again.
For now you just gotta survive.
Derp horse is the first one to come across you are you screwed or not?
>Retard hoars first to find baby
He's dead, Jim.
>>25925194
Now Now. I bet she makes great pone mom.
>>25925160
>poof
Bruce: 'Rule 1: No Pooftahs!'
>>25925160
Well, this could go either way, really.
It all depends on how smart you think Derpy is.
>>25925969
I say we go with clumsy derpy who is slightly ditsty. But whateever your headcanon allows.
>>25925160
In before this thread becomes fascinated with breastfeeding
>>25925160
*ding*
>oh boy my cake is ready for anonbabby and me to enjoy
the end
>>25925992
I give zero shits in the direction this thread goes in.
>>25925992
mlp ponies don't have breasts!
>>25926005
Just a prediction
Crotchtits too, probably
>>25925999
That sound is a flat line, Ms. Hooves.
>>25926006
>>25926006
NORMAL
MAMMALIAN
REPRODUCTION
>>25925999
But it wasn't a cake!
It was the BAAAAABYYYYY!
>>25925160
I strive to become Equestrias most powerful andfriendlylich
>>25925160
>You will never be the adopted son of Derp horse.
>You will never help her deliver the mail on the weekends.
>You will never come home from a bad day to find fresh muffins waiting for you.
>You will never see how proud she is when you graduate.
>You will never care for her as she gets older.
>You will never sit by her deathbed, comforting her as she passes away.
>You will never hear her say that she loves you.
>>25926196
I came here to fap to shota porn not feel.
>>25926006
I think all mammals have breasts. Though most don't produce milk from that area. Ponies have teats by their groin.
Just when I thought this board couldn't get more degenerate.
>>25926327
This is actually a rehash thread. What /mlp/ have you been visiting for the past three years? It sounds nice.
>>25926391
not been visiting at all. Just saw it on the front page in popular posts.
>>25926464
You know where the door is. Try not to let it hit you in the ass on the way out, m'kay?
>>25926484
okay, have fun in your wild, coma-like delusions
>>25926518
Check out the tulpa threads on the way out
>>25926464
Oh. I was wondering, out of all the threads on the board, why you would point this one out as being a sign of degeneration. I mean, this is small potatoes. But that makes sense.
Fuckin tourist.
>>25926518
Will do! You have fun doing... whatever it is you like to do!
>>25926196
