>"Anon, who's this 'Jesus' feller ya keep mentioning?"
HALLELUJAH
>>25920568
"I'm glad you asked!"
>a few days later...
"It has to do with religion, Applejack."
>"Reli-whatnow?"
"Re-li-gion. Back in my world, people followed religions throughout history to explain a combination of why everything exists, what happens comes after life, and what kinds of morals are good for everyone."
>"ReligionS? As in, y'all had a bunch of different ones?"
"Well, yeah. I mean, a lot of them are just variations of the same one, but yes. Jesus was considered to be the son of God sent to the world to live and die as an example so we could be forgiven of our sins."
>"I guess that sounds pretty important, but why do you keep usin' his name so gosh-dern much?"
"I dunno, Applejack. Why do you say things like 'what the hay?' whenever things surprise you? It's an exclamation."
>"An excla-what?"
Ned Flanders in Equestria when?
>>25920625
>gosh-dern
SHE KNOWS
DON'T FALL FOR HER RUSE
>>25920568
Someone to be your friend. Someone who cares.Reach out, touch faith.
>>25920747
That's Personal Jesus, not real Jesus.
>>25920775
Depeche Mode is real, last I checked.
>>25920747
>"Gettin' real tired of yer shit, Anon."
>>25920797
Are you...Honestly?
>>25920568
some mexican guy I knew, you woulda loved him AJ, the fucker knew how to make a taco right...he was one of the good ones.
He killed the Jews is WW2
>>25920616
Stars n bars look good on you AJ
>>25920747
I want to put Jesus inside you.
Friend from high school
