Reminder to everypony, don't forget to show your love and affection for that special husbando of yours. Pic related, my one and only husbando.
>you will never be his glorious armored steed while he leads his legions into Germania and purges the barbarian filth
>you will never carry him upon your back while parading through the streets of Rome as thousands of citizens come out to celebrate his glorious triumphs
>you will never be there for his coronation as Rome's Emperor-for-life>he will never take you into his private chambers and give you a good hard cuddle in bed while you nuzzle against his laurel crown
So how's the show looking for all of you? Last episode was the writers revisiting that whole 'story within a story' trope, talking about how a lot of the humans are having mixed reactions towards a new movie called "The Force Awakens".
>>25910424
its a good idea. in fact i greatly enjoyed it. i even made a copy of my favorite character from that story.
>pic related its me
Bad taste in humans, newfoal. Take a look at real husbando material.
>>25910424
Never understood why it was called "my little human" Humans are actually pretty tall
>>25910562
Nice swollen gums.
>there will never be another WWI-WWII story arc
closest we'll get is that whole ISIS thing and Trump vs Putin. I really hope they're not building Trump up for failure though
>>25910621
Implying the focus isn't on the fact that they're cute or the little kids of the humans. They're pretty hot.
I like my humans because they're "big", you feel me nicker? ;^)
>>25910621
>>25910649
It's obviously because humans are little in the mental sense. They still have wars and fight eachother for dumb reasons, demonstrating their limited intellect. They're unevolved brutes, and that's why it's so fascinating.
>>25910693
>That's why they're so hot
Fixed that for you. Humans are everything we could have been if the princesses killed the windigos and didn't keep them around as an excuse for their heritage washing dictatorship over us.
The true queens and nobles of Equestria are unicorns! Now and forever! Read a history book.
What the hell why is there a plush version of me in the latest episode?
>>25910715
Oh, boy, who let pone/pol/ out of their containment board? Are you gonna start saying that Alicorns are out to hoard all the magic and bits in Equestria for themselves too?
>>25910789
Go back to your collective, you communist.
>>25910796
>mud horse detected
I wouldn't expect you to understand what it's like. After all, you have no heritage to lose. Go back to tilling crops and babbling about how that somehow makes you superior to the work a single unicorn could do in an hour.
As great as trump is in the current USA election arc my favourite character is this baller-ass zigga
I guess being the best character of the seasons runs in his family.
>>25910849
>so background he never has any lines
Wow. Imprinting much?
>>25910858
>Not reading the expanded lore.
I bet you don't even watch the Slice of life episodes either.
>>25910888
>caring about any politician arc ever
Wow. I can only imagine what a mare you must be in bed. Missionary style on all hooves with the lights out for the sole purpose of procreation, right?
Cut loose once and awhile and get a real husband.
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Daily reminder that you humanfucker autists are faggots.
>>25910923
>Implying
He's my favorite character of the season. Writers killed my husbando off months ago.
>Pic related
>>25910951
>toy maker
Colt detected.
>>25910930
B-but anon...I am real.
>>25910999
Finger me senseless.
Nice try new filly go back to art school
>>25910999
>human hand
>with timestamp
>and trips
I KNEW BELIEVING HARD ENOUGH WOULD MAKE IT REAL
>>25910999
Fuck, forgot to spoiler the pic for added suspense. Checking my own get, though.
>>25911018Why should I
>>25911047
Because I asked you to? And you're white sooo I kinda want to eat the best stuff at the buffet while I'm still hungry, you know?
>>25910999
Nice cosplay
>>25911063
As far as I know, I'm the only human in your world right now, so technically I'm the only option at the 'buffet' anyway.you still haven't convinced me, what makes you so special to feel my dexterous hands in your marehood
>>25911090
/mlh/ doesn't allow role-playing you dyke
>>25911078
>>25911098
I-I would show my face butI don't want you faggots to know what I look like
>>25911098
Fuck you. Like you've never gone on omegle to talk about sex play with a "human".
>>25911090
Little colts need to learn that if they won't perform, a hot mare will always find another one who will.
Fuck your masculism.
>>25911120
>a hot mare will always find another one who will [perform]
Oh, yeah, I'm sure you'll have a good time with any of the other humans in Equestria- OH, WAIT.You don't understand, you're only a single drop in the flood to come. I don't know how I appeared in Equestria, but I'm afraid for my life, and now I'm regretting posting my hand on /mlh/ because one of you might use your magics to track me down. I have to resist these kinds of advances and stay strong, at least until I figure out a way to return home.
>>25910999
>a tall, muscled human will never take a bath with you
>he won't ever run his fingers through your mane and call you a "dirty little horsie" while you wriggle your ass into his lap
>he won't wash behind your ears for you, then rub you all over vigorously with a towel to dry you off
>he won't tuck you into bed and kiss you goodnight, promising to be there when you open your eyes the morning after
>instead, you cry about it on /mlh/
Why even live.
>>25911152
Well, I am tall... somewhat the opposite of muscular, but I'm not fat either.I could use a bath though.someone stop me from continuing to abuse the spoiler feature like this
>>25911165
Can you explain "shit posting" to me
>>25911204
Is this a clever quip at my posts? Or is there really no such concept in Equestria?
If it's the latter, then 'shitposting' is a broad term for any form of low-quality discussion or argument, with little or no relevance to the OP or board topic. Off-topic posting, flame wars/baiting, blogposting, etc usually fall under this definition.
If it's the former, then you probably already know and are applying the above definition to my posts currently.
>>25911165
You should work out, then forcibly bathe uncouth and filthy ponies. Scrub their ratty manes out, work the suds into their coats all over.. Unf.
>>25911276
I want to cum in that filly.
I want humans to gangbang me. I want to be the little broodmare.
What would you do if humans visited us?
>you will never be the little boy
What does /mlh/ thing of niggers?
>>25915515
It's basically canon that they're only good for sex and manual labour.Good husbando material.
What do you think of the movies where they go to that universe where they're all ponies?
>>25910454
tr8t0r is objectively the best character in the new star wars movie
prove me wrong
pro tip:you can
You come home and find a human in your home. What do?
>>25918193
>rape
>>25918223
True, chances are that the human would rape us. Not that we'd resist, any way.
Are there any stallions lurking on /mlh/?
>>25918396
>show filled with violent males
>liked by stallions
Actually, that does sound hot.Sheath or GTFO though.
