/mlp/, I have something to confess, and literally it's more confusing than it is a bad thing.
I'll admit it, I am super homo for Shining Armor. I can just imagine him and his high-pitched moans of pleasure as my cock stimulates his sensitive jizz-organ (Prostate gland I know) thus firing his buckets of hot ropes of cum to the floor, splashing and tinkling below him upon impact... and all this in the afterglow many love hearts float up and out of his head popping like bubbles.
I know he's married to Cadence and that he is shown to be straight... but why, for the love of all that is not me, do I believe him to be a homosexual stallion influenced by the princess of love? Why him?
Tell me /mlp/, from all the autism, faggotry and girlfriendless minority of the fandom, have you ever questioned your reason why you chosen your waifu/horsbando?
I just pick what my cock finds hot.
At least your husbando can be bisexual and Cadance could totally be okay with that, with the whole "sharing love in all forms" mentality and all.
>>25909486
>his high-pitched moans of pleasure as my cock stimulates his sensitive jizz-organ thus firing his buckets of hot ropes of cum to the floor, splashing and tinkling below him upon impact
...g-god damn it, OP.
>>25909486
I find Cup Cake to be suspicious of attempting several cases of affairs. No one should be this sexy and chubby who is married to a Rupert Grint whimp and is not conspired to be with many other stallions.
Gonna need sauce on that pic OP.
>>25909486
Soarin is another gay canidate my friend... honest to god he spends his time in the shower rooms off screen... even his casual bed head mane has many reasons to believe it is not bed sheet friction... but a personal hair gel left by his team squad.
>>25909486
Faggots like to spread their mental illness like a virus. It's how you were influenced and your inner desires make you want to do the same to Shining Armor.
>>25909715
Never thought I meet another human being that hared similar conspiracies.
>>25909731
Welcome to /mlp/, where faggots are brought to life, as you should've been to.
>>25909486
You chose wrong. Shining is straight. Sorry.
>>25909771
What straight stallion would choose to spend his life surrounded by buff, testosterone filled, and emotionally charged males?
>>25909486
Are you using Shining Armor and your tasteful description as an example to imply that every unicorn makes ushorny?
>>25909802
So every military commander is gay?
>>25909771
>Implying that military camp he was sent to made him more straight?
>>25909840
Yes, though they might not know it.
Why are there like 4 Shining Armor gay threads. Which one am I supposed to lurk?
>>25909840
It depends on how well you blend with your friends and room mates.
>>25909870
4? Excuse me? There's 4?
>>25909755
Fuck off, queer. /mlp/ has always been about horse pussy and always will be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW1-S102_7o
>>25909486
How many homo threads do we need?
>>25909814
Do you have a boyfriend, /mlp/? Does he like ponies? Do you guys watch ponies and cuddle together?
>>25909902
Obviously since the majority of this minority of the fandom is male and 68% are bisexual and or gay, can we not see that even straight couples are being too bland.
This one, >>25904120 that one, >>25903813 that one also. So it's actually three. But if we're including other gay threads then I saw three other of them, for a total of six.
>>25909927
OP here, I do have some canidates and they seem to enjoy MLP too, though I am reserved until I 100% trust in them. As a bisexual person I do prefer women over men but it seems easier to find gays than it is to get with females.
>>25909927
This is one of my life goals.
>>25909486
If I had to guess OP I find Pinkie to be the most suspicious, with her knowing every pony in ponyville and shit. It's like she's cultivating all the stallion semen she could harvest and store them away for a master plan of being the new goddess of the world by hiding inside a bunker with a few selective mares, drop nukes to all over the land, rebuilt society with the donated (or private party hunted) semen to breed and raise her own kin so her kind would begin an era of a supernormal race that can transcend the space time continuum and possibly break every dimensional walls to dominate and overflood every cognitive imagination in the entire known existence to become the goddess of all creations.
Or y'know... she's a party slut.
>>25910110
>A batshit insane army of pinkie pie like species that inhereted the ability to control the 4th wall, spread the herd across the imaginative dimenions and conquer other cartoon universes in the name of the Pink who Parties for Eternity.
Sure, I can see that happening.
>>25909486
>his high-pitched moans of pleasure as my cock stimulates his sensitive jizz-organ thus firing his buckets of hot ropes of cum to the floor, splashing and tinkling below him upon impact
write fags for the love of god my cock will not spare me if you do not green text that shit in
>>25910194
If you're that interested I'll give it a try
>>25910319
Here goes nothing.
>You are anon, a new cadet in the Royal Guard
>Your training has been rough, but you can handle it
>The best part is all the stallions
>The communal showers give you a raging hard-on as soon as you walk in
>All those sweaty stallions with their armor off and their dicks out for everyone to see
>If you didn’t want to be in the Royal Guard so badly you’d seduce every one of them
>One day after training, Shining Armor himself comes up to you
>”You’re doing good, cadet. Your times are some of the best, even though you’re not a pony.”
>You try to stand up straight, but his armor is off
>If you turned your head in just the right way...
>You snap to attention as you realize where your train of thought is going
>That is, right down to that big stallion cock between his legs
“Sir, thank you, sir.”
>”At ease, cadet. I’m here because I’d like to see if you’re interested in some… additional training”
“Additional training, sir?”
>”Yes. You seem like just the pon– er, human –for the job. What do you say?”
“Sir, I would be honored.”
>He licks his lips
>”Great. Meet me in the training room in five minutes.”
“Sir, yes, sir.”
>He trots off and you jog over to the training room
Just exposition, the good stuff starts soon
>>25910467
Yesssss....
>>25910504
>Precisely five minutes later, you’re waiting just outside the training room
>You see him round the corner and trot up to you
>”You ready?”
“Sir, yes, sir.”
>He opens the door and you walk inside
>The room is large enough for a hundred ponies to train in at once
>It has a wood floor, clean white walls, and a tall ceiling
>He motions over to the corner of the room
>”Nobody will be in here for at least an hour. It’s time for your special training.”
>He sits down against the wall and tugs at his hardening member
>”Your training is to show me a good time. I’ve been watching you for a while. I know you’re into stallions, else I’d ask someone else. With Cadence gone I’ve been very pent up. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind. In fact, she told me not to wait for her.”
“Sir, is this a joke, sir?”
>”Drop the formalities, cadet. There are no ranks right now. You’re going to suck my dick, fuck me in the ass, and then go to mess like nothing’s wrong.”
>He looks up at you
>You BSOD at his cute face staring up at you and his rock-hard shaft between his legs
“Uh, s-sir– I m-mean, o-okay.”
>”Are you not okay with this? Because you don’t have to.”
>You kick yourself as you realize what’s right in front of you
>The best stallion butt of them all
>You give him a lusty, half-lidded smile
“I’m ready whenever you are.”
>>25910547
continue my friend
>>25910636
>You break the kiss and look down
>His dick is diamond hard and a drop of pre is glistening at the tip
>You move downward until you’re staring right at his big horse cock
>You stick your tongue out and lick the tip
>His taste fills your mouth
>He tastes like a big, sweaty stallion and it drives you crazy
>You run your tongue up the entire length and he gasps
>Your hands massage the base as you lick the tip in wide circles
>You ready yourself, open your mouth, and take in the first inch
>It stretches out your mouth as you take it in
>He pants as you keep moving your head down, bringing more and more of him into your mouth
>The medial ring hits your lips, and the tip hits the back of your throat
>You don’t think you can take any more, so you start bobbing up and down
>Shining twitches in your grip as your hands keep moving up and down his cock
>Your tongue swirls around the tip
>You can tell he’s getting close
>”Oh, fuck, come on”
>He bucks into your mouth, and you start taking more and more in while still bobbing up and down
>His medial ring passes through your lips and his shaft slides down your throat
>>25910678
Now we're getting somewhere...
>>25910678
Moar please
>>25910691
>>25910758
>You flinch as your nose touches his white fur
>His entire dick is down your throat
>You start bobbing your head again
>His breathing picks up and he bucks his hips again
>”Nnh~ Fuck, I’m gonna–”
>His dick twitches in your throat
>The first spurt of cum shoots down and into your stomach
>You pull his equine cock out of your throat and keep the tip in your mouth
>His salty cum fills up your mouth and you swallow eagerly
>As his orgasm fades, you pull his dick out of your mouth
>”Oh, fuck that was good”
>He stands up
>”Come on, stand up. We’re not done yet.”
>You comply and he unzips your pants and your erect dick falls out of your boxers
>”Gotta get you lubed up for my ass.”
>He slides your dick in his mouth and bobs up and down quickly
>His tongue slathers your shaft in spit as it moves in and out of his mouth
>You start to pant and put a hand against the wall to steady yourself
>But as soon as you get into it, it’s gone
>Shining pulls your member out of his mouth and braces himself against the wall
>He flicks his tail out of the way, exposing his big, round ponut
>”T-take me, Anon~”
>>25910764
>You line your dick up with his puffy ponut
“You ready?”
>”Yeah~ So ready.”
>You push your dick into his ass
>He moans as your medial ring pushes into his ass
>You bottom out with one last thrust before pulling out
>You start to thrust slowly but then pick up speed
>Shining lets out a lustful cry
>You’ve found his prostate
>You thrust faster, rubbing the head against his sensitive organ
>He’s rock hard again and twitching
>You pump faster, and he starts to moan like a mare
>”Oh~ Oh! Faster! Mmm~ Yes~ Faster~”
>You put your hands on his shoulders and thrust deeper
>Your balls slap against his as you pump in with hard, deep thrusts
>The captain of the Royal Guard is moaning beneath you
>Your dick rubs against his prostate again and he lets out a deep, throaty moan
>”Oh, Celestia, I’m gonna~”
>His dick twitches and fires its load on the ground beneath him
>You’re getting close too
>With one last thrust, you bottom out inside him and cum buckets
>As your orgasm fades, you pull out and collapse beside Shining in a pile of sticky, sweaty sex
>He rubs his head against your shoulder
>”Mmm, that was great, Anon”
>He gets up and flicks his tail across your face
>”We need to clean up, though. Meet me in the showers, cadet~”
>>25910831
>>25910924
That's all for tonight I'm afraid
>>25910983
You've done this board a good deed, anon. Thank you very much~
>Shining will never ask if you want to stay over at the castle and do bro stuff while Candyass is away on a business meeting with a peetzer company.
>Shining will never imply that she's gone for the next two weeks.
>You will never say yes and arrive the next day with your bags.
>He will never greet you by standing on his hindlegs and wrapping his fluffy forelegs around you, giving you the most sweet hug a bro could give.
>You will never spend the next few day watching TV, eating up in the balconies, drinking, playing foosball, reading comics, doing bro stuff.
>You will never one day sit down with him and watch the sunset while listening to some tunes.
>You will never accidentally touch his hoof while you were looking for cup.
>He will never look at your hand and back and blush. His smile will never fade into embarrassment.
>You will never place your hand on his chest tuft and stroke his white fluff.
>You two will never lean in towards each other, closing your eyes and locking lips.
>You will never feel him get on top of you, pounds of fluff will never settle on your chest, nor will two navy blue hooves would caress your face as his tongue slithers down your throat.
>>25910831
>>25910983
Based. I'm diamonds.Do continue later, if possible. Otherwise, thanks for now.
>>25909486
>girlfriendless minority
>minority
M8
>>25909486
What's so confusing about being gay? The fact that he's married doesn't stop your imagination....they're not real you know
>>25910547
>>25910678
>>25910764
>>25910831
Writefag here. Anyone interested in a second part?
>>25909486
>have you ever questioned your reason why you chosen your waifu/horsbando?
>Questioning your waifu/husbando
Literally degenerate
>>25914639
Is that a question?
>>25910831
>tfw spent 3 hours stroking myself yesterday fantasizing about Shiny's soft ass, throbbing cock and heavy, smooth balls
>>25914639
Yes! Do it!!
>The shower room is as empty as the training room was
>There aren’t any dividers or anything between the showers, it’s all one big room
>Shining trots over to the farthest corner and turns on the shower
>It comes out cold at first, but gradually gets warmer
>Shining turns on a few others too
>The room starts to heat up from the steam
>You take off your white t-shirt and unzip your pants
>Lil’ Anon springs out, ready to go
>You hear hooves trotting down the hall through the closed doors
“Uh, Shining, I’m not so sure about this. What if someone catches us?”
>Shining pulls you into a kiss
>”Then we ask them to join”
>U- unf
>He leans close and whispers into your ear
>”It’s time for me to return the favor, Anon. You fucked me, now I get to fuck you”
“Uhh…”
>”If you want to, of course. I’m fine with being on the bottom again.”
“I, uh, think you’re too big for me”
>”You tell me where to stop and I’ll stop. You up for it? Or do you want to top again?”
Either way, it gets interesting
>>25915218
Anon needs to man up and take it up the butt.
>>25915218
keep goin m8, I'm almost at a climax
”N-no, no, I’ll do it”
>He gives you a half-lidded smile
>”Good.”
>He sits in the middle of the stall, water rushing down his back and on his head
>His dick is fully erect again
>”Mind lubing me up?”
>You move over to him, get down on your knees, and take in the head
>You try to fit as much in your mouth as possible
>The tip starts to go down your throat but you keep taking more in
>You touch his furry stomach with your nose and start to bob your head
>His breathing quickens
>”Nnh~ That’s good, Anon”
>You take his big, musky dick out or your mouth
“How do you want to do this?”
>”On all fours, cadet.”
>You get down on your hands and knees in the center of the shower
>Water rushes all over you
>You feel Shining’s hot breath against your ass
>He sticks out his tongue and pokes your asshole, licking it and swirling his tongue around
>You stifle a moan
“C-come on, Shining, just give it to me”
>>25915509
>He climbs on top of you and you feel the tip of his dick prod at your ass
>You try your best to relax
>He pushes the tip inside you and you let out a girly moan
>Shining pushes it all the way to the medial ring and stops
>”You okay?”
>You realize that you’re panting
“Yeah, I’m fine. I can take more.”
>He thrusts in and you gasp in pleasure
>He keeps pushing his dick in and you moan when he bottoms out inside you
>He starts to gently thrust in and out of you
>He’s taking it slow
>You don’t want that
“F-faster, Shining”
>He starts pumping harder and faster
>You can feel him rubbing against your prostate
>Each thrust makes your arms weaker
>The hot water clouds the room and falls on both of you
>Shining grunts and you let out another moan
>Suddenly, you hear the door open
>Two stallions walk in the room
>One’s a white pegasus with a blue mane
>The other is a gray unicorn with a white mane
>They don’t notice you at first
>”Man, that was a great workout”
>”You think the Captain will be okay with us using the showers right now?”
>”Relax, we’re fine. Wait, why the hell is it so steamy in here?”
>The unicorn looks around and his eyes fall on you and Shining
>He’s lost in his own world as he gets closer and closer to orgasm
>”Wait, what the hell? Captain?”
>Shining snaps out of his haze and he notices the two ponies
“Uhh, I can explain”
Don’t think this is done yet
>>25915618
>Shining whispers into your ear
>”Want them to join?”
>You know those two
>They’re in your platoon, and you’ve had your eyes on them for a while
>From what you’ve heard, they’re into stallions
>The pegasus looks between you and Shining
>His pupils shrink and he turns to bolt out of the room
“Oh, don’t go just yet~”
>You try to be seductive, but it comes out closer to a moan
“Do you two good-looking stallions want to join us?”
>Shining smiles
>”Come on, it’s just a bit of fun. Nothing that will get outside of this room. No ranks, no ‘sir’s, just sex. I’m sure you’re curious”
>The gray unicorn starts to walk over
>”I’m in”
>The pegasus hesitates, but comes over
>The unicorn’s tail brushes against your face as he sizes you up
>”Nothing that will get out of this room, huh?”
>>25909898
So fucking cartoon horse pussy (that's not real) is less degenerate than fucking cartoon stallion ass (which is also not real)?
>>25915702
>Shining starts to thrust into you again
>You let out a moan as he rubs against your prostate again
>The unicorn looks at the pegasus and pulls him into a kiss
>When he breaks it, the pegasus just stutters
>”Don’t say you didn’t see that coming. Now come on. We can fuck each other later.”
>”W-we weren’t going to–”
>His white tail brushes against the pegasus’s chin
>The unicorn walks over to you and puts his hooves on your shoulders
>His firm dick is lined up with your waiting mouth
>”Go on, suck it”
>You extend a tongue to lick at his shaft
>He moves forward and slides his dick into your mouth until he bumps against the back of your throat
>He starts to thrust in and out of your mouth in tandem with Shining’s
>The pegasus gets underneath you and puts his puffy ass against your still-wet dick
>He starts to move backwards until you’re bottomed out in him
>You start to thrust into him as Shining fucks your ass and the unicorn fucks your mouth
>You moan into his dick as your arms shake
>>25909927Yes, We met through the show
>>25915798
Now we're cookin'
>With one last, deep thrust, Shining fills your ass with his cum
>The unicorn fucking your mouth starts to thrust faster
>With a grunt, he comes into your mouth
>You swallow load after load of his hot, sticky spunk
>He pulls out and the last few drops fall against your face, only to be washed off by the shower
>You start to pump harder into the pegasus’s tight ass
>With a lusty moan, the pegasus fires thick ropes of cum on the floor of the shower
>You give three final, deep thrusts as you go over the edge and cum inside him
>You slide onto the floor as water runs over you, exhausted
>Shining gives you a peck on the cheek
>”C’mon, let’s get you cleaned up”
>You clean up in the showers with Shining and the other two guards
>They walk off before you and Shining, probably to fuck somewhere else
>Shining gives you a grin as you put on your clothes
>He starts to walk out of the room
>“If you want to fuck again, let me know”
>The next day, your platoon is called to formation by Captain Shining Armor himself
>You give Shining a wink as he walks by you
Got work in a few minutes, so no part 3. This was fun to write.
>>25915925
You are a hero anon, my dick salutes you.
>>25915925
I enjoyed this. Nice job, Anon
