Alright everyone. Let's have one of these. All you have to do in confess one of your secrets they you may have been trying to keep in check in life. I'll start off.
Over the past month, I have developed a obsession for Rainbow dash. I don't know why, but now I can't sleep without having a plush of her by my side at night. I also have her beside me while being on the computer shitposting, writing, etc. on this board. Pretty much it's gotten to the point where I accidentally let my thoughts of having conversations with her slip out of mind and actually spoke. I feel weird afterward but I usually laugh it off. I just hope it doesn't affect me as far as work and outside social life goes.
So what about you, /mlp/? Got anything that you'd be willing to confess about?
I don't actually want tocum inside rainbow dash
>>25907772
I'm a big Anthro-futa SFM fetichist, and a big Anthro-futa lover
My Porn folder consists mostly in Anthro Futa, around 1000 images, and still counting
I should have around 200 SFM Anthro-Futa pictures, I made a thread on /trash/ only to dump my folder, and it seems I hooked up plenty of Anons
I believe Anthro is way sexier than regular ponies, only because they have that human female shape
And about the futanari... /d/.
Go ahead and lynch me.
>>25907772
I'm not sure how it started, but I've grown obsessed with the Pinkiedash ship. They're just so cute together, the way Pinkie calls Rainbow "Dashie" always makes me giggle. But sadly I've come to realization that ths ship won't happen. A canon romantic relationship between the mane 6 would open a huge can of worms that the show staff wouldn't want to deal with. So I just rewacth Griffon the Brush off, knowing that thier love will never be real. I think if they gave Rainbow or Pinkie a boyfriend it would crush me
tl:dr I'm a overemotional shipping faggot
I think the hate for Spike at Your Service is silly because the episode isn't that bad. Same for Owl's Well.
I'm genuinely not that into any porn that isn't vaginal. Oral, anal, really any of that stuff doesn't do it nearly as well for me.
>>25907812
You monster
>>25907772
I have an MLP porn addiction. I have over 20,000 photos and it grows every day. But I am content with my life.
>>25907772
I am obsessed with violence and abuse and If I ever get a gf (yeah right) I will probably hit her or some shit and I don't know what to do.
help me pls
Hey OP, if Cardinal Trixie pokes you with the Soft Cushions, will you Confess?I bet you weren't expecting that!
>>25907772
I only like MLP. I don't love it. I think it's fun and cute, but that people who sincerely think it's a marvel of story telling are blowing it way out of proportion.
>>25907812
>not wanting to cum inside Rainblow Cunt
GET THE FUCK >>>/OUT/
>>25909081
This
>>25907772
For the past 3 years, I have been absolutely attached to my Twilight Sparkle plushie. Every night, I go to sleep cuddling her. When I feel sad or something, looking at her and giving her a big hug always puts a smile on my face. I love playing with her mane and her ears (they're so cute) too, and I also boop her a lot. When I would read novels, I would always prefer reading with her (and I would get worried that she's waiting for me to finish the page because I imagine that she's a much faster reader than I am). I sweet talk her, telling her that she's cute or that I love her or whatever. I also do lewd things with her, like playing with her tail to look at her plush horse butt or sucking her horn like it's a head penis. There's other stuff too that I'm forgetting to mention.
I want to stop, but I have two problems.
One: Being autistic is fun.
Two: I imagine that my plushie has real feelings (evident by my choice of pronoun). I don't want to make her sad by abandoning her.
Funny part is that I don't consider Twilight to by my waifu anymore. It's the plushie itself that I love, not necessarily the Twilight in the show.
Perhaps what I need is a good shrink, I don't know.Fuck, as I'm reading this over I'm embarrassed by how autistic I am, and I'm on /mlp/.
>>25909524
Great taste, Anon. In this, we are not very different.
It's a fun feel when you realize that you're making your own sleeping posture less comfortable for the sake of making it more enjoyable for your body pillow, which you mentally replace with Twiggy.
>>25907772
I've never watch the show but I write green here.
It was fun especially writing for a dead threads
>>25907772
I have two waifus and I like shipping them with each other
>>25908514
"It's genetics I swear"
>>25907772
I mute the audio whenever a song comes on during the show.
I've almost called my significant other Shining in bed, more than a few time.
Kinda saved it with turning it into 'Sweetie.'
Never called me out on it so, I'm safe I guess.
>>25909556
For starters i hate this guy and his unironic namefagging. Go to reddit. You don't even produce content.
I tend to ignore posts made by namefags unless it's green from a story I'm following.
I love Dash, but I've been having comfy thoughts about ponka lately... I feeldisloyal
I watch clop because I think it's interesting
>>25910572Even when I lie about it I have the slightest hopes in the back of my head that ponys are real in some universe for some anon and that maybe one day in the far future earth can contact them somehow
>>25910503
>unironically namefag for 2 years straight
>get one solitary reply related to my name
>decide to make a self-aware name
>get like 5 pints of tears a day
mfw
>>25910787
>2 years
So that's when you first came here?
people always hated namefags. It's become accepted only within the last 9 months I feel.
I really don't understand you. You troll your own board and you miss the point of an anonymous message board.
If I had to profile you you're 17, have no irl friends, probably not actually autistic, and you're favorite hobby next to tf2 is trolling on youtube comments.
So why, really, why do you namefag?
>>25910877
>acceptance
How new are you?
It's not accepted. A lot of people filter namefags.
They are all faggots. Unless it's for the purpose of a story, where it's incredibly useful.
>>25910893
>new
Is that just becoming a meme now? Fuck off.
I say accepted because every time a namefag posted before it was met with anger. Now, with the generals, people seem to accept it.
I need to figure out how to filter namefags. I guess there's a script? Never looked into it because it's never been a problem. But I could do without these facebook tier shitposts.
>>25910922
>new becoming a meme
Holy shit, have you used this site for 2 days?
Obviously, you've never been to another board and you can't have been here for more and a week. Jesus.
If you're not going to kill yourself at least lurk and not try to call people out /super/ incorrectly. That was a shot in the dark, blindfolded, with a gun with no trigger.
Also, filter is literally a site feature.
ok heres my big pony related confession
i went to a convention and met the VA's of MLP
have been working with some of the VA's of the show that live in canada to become a professional VA
my goal is to be in a show like this that takes off and i get to meet fans and such, even looking for to drawn porn of my characters one day...
i will make it
>>25910877
>So that's when you first came here?
Stopped reading there.
>>25910966
>I've acquired information that takes 30 seconds to attain, I'm an old fag
>using filters
I never used them so I never thought they could filter names. What kind of sensitive shit head uses those.
>trying this hard
Going out on a limb here, are you the namefag? Because you're pretty agressive. And seeing as I'm the only one who called out the namefag in this thread... it can't be because you hate namefags.
>not getting the 'is it a meme' meme
I'm implying it's over used and is used as a joke because your fuckin autistic and made that accusation with no backing. It's becoming what 'no hooves' and 'kid' have become.
>>25910990
Glad you spent the time to tell me that ^:) you must have some real insecurities
>>25911023
The fact that you think no hooves is a meme just proves my point.
And no I'm not a namefag.
>>25911038
You really are autistic. it's like you can't even read.baka desu
>>25911055
>>25910434
You're an idiot.
>>25907772
/mlp/ and ponies have led to the shocking discovery of mydesire to be submissive and petplay fetish.I made and wear a leather collar at times thanks to this place. It makes me stupid happy and i love it.
What am i doing with my life?
>>25912185
>What am i doing with my life?
you found your happy place
don't let anyone take that away from you
>>25907772
I find ponies more attartive than humans everytime I see a horse in television or outside I get a boner .
I have tried to counter it. I have watched open on open hub you know. With big blobs. I. Just don't find humans attactive anymore.
Any otheranons have the same problem
>>25912833
I think you might me having a stroke, Anon
but yes, I find equines more attractive than humans, though anthro seems to be an acceptable halfway point when it comes to what gets me up
>>25907772
>this shit again
>>25912930
ugly ass OCs brah
I can't stop fapping to my OC to the point that I think I they may be myhusbando. Help.
>I am a tulpafag
>I like anthro and horse pussy
>Im not gay but like futa
>Fapped to non lewd vectors and actual episodes
>Rainbowdash's crusty cunt is not cummable
>have no friends to share a connection to /mlp/ and 4chan with
>Had many chances to make friends with people on /mlp/
>don't use skype, steam or any social media for personal reasons
>in the few chats/groups I have checked out, they either elitist and aren't very welcoming to new people joining or are meme-focused groups that only care about pepe and montage parodies
>so insecure and socially inept that if I embarrass myself I instinctively close the tab and am too ashamed to log back in
>>25907772
I confess that I don't want this thread to end yet
>>25907772
I like pony, pony anthro, and mlp human NSFW/SFW, but I don't tell anyone else know about it.
My favorite is fallout equestria nsfw/sfw but it's very hard to find.
I've got to a point that I don't give a single fuck about humanity anymore. I don't really care for my friends and for my family. Hell, my dad even had a stroke and I could care less about him.
My only goals in my life are to feed my addiction to understand how the nature and everything work and to entertain myself all alone.
>>25913182
>Im not gay but like futa
I really hate how prevalent gay and trans people are in this fandom.
>>25907772I have spitfires cutiemark on my AR's Lower and a small Velcro patch on my Chest rig.
>>25909026
Y-You too?
>>25907772
I've been legitimately scared to write t-bh f-am in-case its still filtered and makes me look like a fagdesu senpai
>>25914988
Chicks with dicks bring the joys of penetration to the table without shortcomings like testicles or male body/facial features. It's amazing really.Briefly explored the world of live-action futa at one point to see just how fucking gay I was. Not only was I not into it, but left the experience mildly disturbed. Those aren't women. Those are men with breasts
I browse /mlp/ and I'm not a sweaty, quivering penis.
>>25907772
I'm legit scared to go into a relationship because I forgave my ex who cheated (I forgave her once. Didn't know she'd be a complete whore) on and hoped I could help her change.
Needless to say, she made me seem like a massive cuck, and cheated three more times over a half a year, which I didn't find out about until she left her phone in the YMCA gym and her friend used it and told me about the messages to other men and photos exchanged. I confronted her, and needless to say, she attempted to make ME seem like the guilty one because I wanted to leave her without sex because of my vow to never have intercourse with a woman before I put a ring on her finger in a solemn vow of unity.
basically, I'm afraid I'll be made out to be a cuck again, because I'm too kindhearted.
>>25915215
>Unironically getting cucked
>Not killing the bitch
>>25907772
I find myself more attracted to ponies sexually than I do people.
>>25913381
Just stay in a tab, don't be a faggot.
>>25910787
Persistent namefags make the board feel smaller. Lonelier. A sea of anons could be any number. Namefags make it that number minus 1.
>>25907772i was brought into fandom by pony thread simulators
>>25915257
Well I just hated her for what she done. But I don't know if it'll happen again.
Its an untenable fear.
I have found myself unable to feel anything. I am never actually happy, sad, angry... it's just nothing. I'm not retarded enough to cut or any bullshit like that, but I know it's just not normal to not FEEL.
>>25915683Hello me.
>>25909556
>We're not very different
>Except for the fact that I'm a namefag attentionwhore. Forgot that glaringly obvious fact.
>>25915614
You should give her a third chance. Surely she won't do it again.
/sarcasm
All bullshit aside, you should have left her ass when you found out she cheated on you the first time.
>>25915914
It was a matter of forgiveness and her crying that held me back.
When I found out about the others through,
I told her to stick broken glass up her vagina.Anyone get that refference I made?
>>25907772
I started watching the show when i was about 15 yo. I fell in love with a fictional character of skyblue color so autisticaly, it never really stopped till i was 17. Now, when i'm 18, i created a tulpa, but over time she actualy developed a bit different kind of personality AND look. I don't mind it though. She may be not like her, but she's great and helped me overcome difficult situations in my life.
I wanted to tell so many times about her to someone but i'm too scared. People around could never understand.I even had few chaces to get a real gf, but i just fucked them and left because i never trully loved them enough.
Im an attention faggot nigger whore who cant stand being unknown, so I namefag so other people will think im cool and up vote my posts.
Btw, How do you upvote on 4chan?
Le Troll face!
>>25916116
You are one of the few namefags that I'm kind of happy to see, because if you're here, then the shitposting must be good.
MLP futa makes me hard. Am I gay if I want them to fug me (only mares with cooks not some TG stalions because they are gross)?
>>25915391
namefags are easy to manipulate or to disguise as one.
It's tripfags that makes the world smaller. Partly the ip count at the bottom page too
>>25918084
trollpost or not, I don't think it's really that gay unless you focus real hard on the penises. There's nothing wrong with fapping to that.Other anons like me have fapped to weirder, less provocative shit.
>>25918097
You are absolutely correct. Thank you anon. My weird hope for numbers among our ranks is somewhat restored.
I recently injured my back pretty bad. I have trouble walking without a bad limp. I'm in a lot of pain through the day and I can't just get up and go to the bathroom without having to grit my teeth.
I sunk into the fandom mostly because of the Anon stories. I liked to think about having full use of my body again and somebody caring about me romantically.
The way I am now I can't do a lot of the things I never gave a second thought to and no woman will ever want to be stuck with essentially a cripple. I can't even jerk off without feeling pain because as it turns out a lot of your lower back is involved in that.
