You can go to Equestria but only after eating what is in the spoiler,5 pound bag of haribo sugar free gummy bears
bonus mode: your waifu will automatically like you if you also drink 6 bottles of ipecac before entering the portal
>>25906696
won't I just die after that?
>>25906696
You truly are evil.
>>25906710
Well for the sake of not being completely evil, let's say you can magically survive it.
Would you still do it?
>>25906696
Do I get a 50% chance of her liking me if I only drink 3?
>>25906696
You monster.
>>25906696
oh god, you truly are a monster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE
>>25906696
You never said how long I could take to eat the whole bag, I could do it over a whole year if I was patient enough to wait all that long to go to Equestria.
I'd do it. My bowels are already fucked. I've been training my whole life for this.
Also define "bottles" of ipecac. I'd probably do it just to get some of the gummy bears out the front instead of the back.
>>25908218
http://www.amazon.com/Hylands-Ipecac-30c-DRAM-Pellet/dp/B00014HFHG
>>25907053
oh god, that was painful to watch
>>25908218
Well my OP clearly says that you have to eat the whole bag before the portal opnes, but I guess if you are fast enough you can drink the ipecac before enetering.
If you can even walk after 6 bottles that is.
As an extra bonus and mercy, if you manage to get into the portal then the ponies will try to help you, that's how you survive the whole ordeal.Still enjoy your living hell.
>>25907129
I'll allow it.
Patience is a gift.
