Would you?
Absolutely. It wouldn't even be gay. No balls touching.Unless he wanted to of course.
>>25904120
No. He's married, I'm not into guys, and I'd rather save my first kiss for a girl....What even am I
>>25904120
Only if Can't dance approved it
Will I expect to receive kissmarks all over my face as he wildly kisses away, getting hornier and hornier?
>pic related
>>25904272
Fuck....
Oh my God I'm gonna' ravish him.
>he will never groan and push his lips against yours, bucking his hips as he ejaculates inside his wife's throat
>>25904120
who would want to kiss a pony?
>>25904120
But that's gay...
>>25904120
>"Oh Anon? I thought you were out today with Luna or something..."
No, I was just getting some orange juice. Is that a mistletoe?
>"Yeah, funny thing, I was expecting... Cadence to come through here..."
But Cadence is at Manehatten with your sister... You know this.
>Shiny takes a few steps back and hides his red face in shame.
Shining? Is there something I should kno-MMMH?!?
>In a few seconds, your lips were met with his as he pushes you back against the fridge.
>>25904644
Kick him in the groin
>>25904272
If Cadance wanted him to.
Long and passionately. Full homo.
>>25904195
Check your privilege
>>25904120
Yea yea real funny shining. Wheres your sister? Mind if take that with me as well?
>You walk past him while shaking your head. Right as you pass his ear you say
Oh by the way. I'm gonnafuck her right in the pussy.
>>25904644
YES YES YES YES
>>25904120
I absolutely want to mock and bully him.
>>25904272
>>25904489
>not making Cadence whine in denied arousal as you lock lips with her husband
>his eyes widen in shock as you slip him some tongue, only for him to return the favour
>his massive, hardened length hits the underside of his belly with a meaty slap
>>25904120WOULD I?!
>>25904120
As long as he wanted and Caddy would allow it, yes.
Full homo.
>>25904120
>You sit down in the comfy couch, sprawling yourself and making yourself at home
>Cadance had invited you over for some dinner, and she had told you to wait for her
>You take in a moment to admire the scenario around you
>Crystal themed furnishings, sparkling in the light
>Various pictures and frames on the wall
>A fireplace
>It's really comfy
>Shining must be a lucky stallion
>You hear footsteps and straighten yourself
>She is a princess after all
>Or, at least, you thought, until she walked out
>Her horn was glowing, and she held a mistletoe in her magical hold, floating it in front of her
>Her magic was also wrapped around a handle on a rope or...
>It's a leash
>And it's tied to Shining
>She tows Shining out with her, he's blindfolded and ball-gagged
>Cadance herself is sporting a strap on
>What the fuck is going
"Uhh, Cadance?"
>You start to stand up but her magic pushes your shoulders down
>And soft couch meets rear as you fall down
>She gives the leash a tug
>And brings the horrible excuse for a stallion forward
"I think I have something to, uh, do, Cadance."
>"Oh, you have some pony to do, alright."
>You gulp
>She hovers the mistletoe closer
>In front of you
>And leads her husband forward
>Releasing the ball-gag
>She brings a hoof on his back, rubbing him
>"Shining, be a dear and kiss Anon. You two are under the mistletoe."
>You shake your head fervently and try to move away
>Cadance holds you tight in her magical grip
>Fucking alicorns
>And Shining leans his head in
>With Cadance guiding him with a hoof, on account of his blindfold
>His lips pucker
>And they approach you
>You're straight as fuck, you never asked for this
>They close in
>You close your eyes
>And taste soft lips as they press against yours
>It's sweet
>Scented like candies
>That's just so wrong
So I want to cuck Shining Armor, and for him torealize that's he's a fucking fag and we should fuck.So then I get tofuck him and his wife.
Is there any greentexts of this?
>>25906848
There was once a general about marrying cadence and shining armor, I suppose they covered that.
>>25906867
Do you have an archives link or some pastebins?
I need it for science.
>>25906816
Im interested in moar.
>>25904120
No I'm a guy and you're gross you fag. Get away from me.
>>25906874
I just found a post about it, but not the actual threads.
>>25906874
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/18634817/#18636316
I found a little something
>>25907100
>>25904501
>>25904525
>>25906944
What are you guys afraid of?
>>25904286
>Cadance will never perform a love spell on Shining, make him wear lipstick, and tell him to give you kisses.
there are people who wouldn't?, thats a fucking mistletoe dude, you have to obey the fucking laws of standing under one no matter fucking what, weather its fucking rainbow dash's silky soft ponut, shining armors lips, or your saggy ass grandmas asscheecks, you cant disobey the mistletoe laws, you just cant
fucking sweaty degenerates i swear
I would in an instant
I'm super gay for Shining
>>25909989
>I'm super gay for Shining
this
not even gay though, there's just something about this horse
>>25910085
This could only mean that the cadet partners he was with during soldier training paid off... until the schemish princess of love manipulated his homoerotic ways.
>>25906848
>>25906867
http://pastebin.com/u/TheOriginalAuteur
I just couldn't be comfortable with a married man.
If he were single you couldn't see me how fast I'd would.
>>25904120
>i have to fart super bad, mlp
>>25909215
UNNNNF
>>25904218
>>25904218
>>25910376
Caance would love it.
>>25910376
I can make him a widower if you'd like...
bumparoo
>>25904644
Rape him. Consensually rape him.
>>25904120
No homo cheek kiss. Bros can express affection, just look at hispanic men.
>>25909215
>"Heey Nonny!"
Shining? What the fuck are you wearing?
>"Oh this? I just want to look good for my babe. Like what you see?" He giggled.
No! What the-Cadence? Oh thank god you're here, could you talk some sense into your husband?
>"Oh? You don't want your bro anymore?" Cadence teased.
What? Yeah he's my bro, but it's just...
>"Just what?" Cadence replied.
>"What's wrong honey?" Shining pouts.
Bros don't wear lipstick for thier bros.
>God, Shining sounds ridiculous in that high pitched voice.
>He kinda sounds... Cute.
>Many thoughts were storming your mind as you try to look away from your best bud.
>Damn, he's hot.
>What? No. What are you saying?
>Your mind keeps arguing back and forth.
>He's your best friend. Who happens to look sexy with blush.
>Your boner went from zero to full throbble in 10 seconds flat. It's a new academy record.
>"Anon, cut the act. I know you wanted to plow my husband ever simce you two were close buddies. A little too close. I'm giving you the chance. Take it. I could use some kinkyness here and then."
What?
>"He told me all about it. He likes you too."
Why is it that I am sexually attracted to colts, but I find human males disgusting?
>>25904120
>hooves
Yes
I would if the mistletoe was dangling from his tail dock
>>25916346
Because ponies are cute.
>>25916325
>"Shiny? Why don't you give your buddy a kiss?" Cadence grinned.
>Shining begins to approach you slowly, giggling like a little mare.
>You notice his hips were swaying back and forth as he closes in, his long tail flicking along the way.
>You took a few steps back as your legs fold and you land on a couch for your convenience.
>Shining slowly nears his bro, closing his eyes and puckering up, moaning as his lips were making kissy kissy sounds.
>Fuck. Those lips, they were glossy.
>Your mouth drooled a bit. This was so wrong, but your boner kept screaming, 'YES!'
>You knew Shining Armor felt the same way as his rod kept bouncing up against his stomach.
>Shining settles his crotch on top of yours as he kisses you on the cheek.
>"Mmmmwuh!"
>He leaves a sticky red mark behind. You don't know why, but that felt heavenly.
>"Aww!" Cadence replies.
There, are we finished? Can I go now?
>"Shining, peck him with all your heart." Cadence said, before she left.
>>25916976
Man, I'm gay as fuck for shiny but I have like zero interest in him crossdressing. There's something about a man in a dress that completely turns me off even if I like them normally.
>>25918038
this
This thread is really fucking fruity. Have some fruity music to go with it. http://youtu.be/F7TGNhVsa94
>>25919312
Fuck off Ghost you angry racist jewish hambone
>>25918038
agreed
>>25918038
>>25918329
>>25921972
Ok, then tell me what were you expecting?
>>25918038
>>25918329
>>25921972
Top plebs here. Crossdressing Shiny is the hottest thing ever.
I would kiss that stallion repeatedly before bringing him andourwife to the bedroom for some qualitysnuggling
You ppl are sick.
>>25923564
What? You don't like horses?
>>25922829
>kiss Shiny
>then Cadance
>achieve bliss
>>25919312
We're only talking about sexy stallions here.
>>25904120
I would give him the kiss of death. Granted he won't know what it means but I'd give it to him anyway.
>>25904120
>be FemAnon
>be standing under the mistletoe with Shining Armor
>Shining Armor is looking extremely uncomfortable and is about to bolt away from this situation
>Cadance is staring right at you two
>give Cadence the most smug, bitchiest look possible
>take Shining Armor in your arms and kiss him like it's the end of WWII
>give him tongue
>grab his dick with ease because ponies are naked
>start rubbing it
>make passionate love to him in the middle of the party
>everyone but Cadance clears out of the room
>make eye contact with Cadance the whole time Shining is pounding your pussy with his giant horse cock
>Shining cums inside
>looks like Skyla's getting a half-sibling
>make Shining cum again, this time through anal
>make Cadance like the cum out of your ass
>>25921159
>>25927292
Are you shaking your little fruity asses to the music?
Is this better fora lotof you?
>>25927800
Worse, actually. It just looks wierd. I want shiny as a stallion, not a half-assed mare.
