>"Come spar with me bro."
/mulp/ sure is homolust today.
YOU ARE FIGHTING SHINING ARMOR (LV. 14 UNICORN), LEADER OF THE ROYAL GUARD.
Before you stands a tall unicorn with blue hair and white fur. Even though you two are fighting, you can tell he's not serious. He beckons you to make the first move.
>Attack
>Spells
>Actions
>Items
>Status
>Run
>>25904080
>Status
followed by
>Actions
>>25904110
STATUS MENU:
You are a tall human. You are currently wearing a fabric suit for body armor and using your fists as weapons. You are wearing no misc. equips.
ACTIONS MENU
>Talk
>Rude Gesture
>Change Equips
>Summon Backup
>Sexual AdvancementOh, and first reply dictates.
>>25904178
Start off with some banter before closing the distance for a punch.
>>25904338
You ask Shining about his day. He replies with a hoof to the jaw.
>Anon:90/100hp
You yell "Weak! Your mom nailed me harder than that!"
You run at Shining and get a few bicycle kicks in before Shining jabs you in the ribs with his horn.
Shining:90/100
Anon:85/100
>Attack
>Spells
>Actions
>Items
>Status
>Run
>>25903813
I'm not sparring with you.
You're sparring with me.
>>25904404
>actions
followed by
>sexual advancement
>>25904404
I guess I'll make a menu directory so we don't need to waste extra posts.
ATTACK MENU
>Close Comat
>Ranged
SPELL MENU
>Heal 25% Health
ACTIONS
>Talk
>Gesture (Rude, Approval)
>Change Equips
>Summon Backup
>Sexual Advancement
ITEMS MENU (changeable)
>30hp potion
>10mana potion
STATUS MENU
>Body Armor:Suit
>Weapon:Fists
>Bits:100
>Health:85/100
>Mana:50/50
>Ailments:None
RUN MENU
>Flee
>Surrender/Grant Mercy
>>25904540
We Monster Girl Quest/Undertale now.
>>25903813
How many time do I have to tell you guys I'm in a wheelchair?!
>>25903911
>Just today
>>25904540
>sexual advancement
>>25904446
You get up close to Shining. Anticipating a strike, he is surprised when you French kiss him instead. He blushes a little bit.
"ANONWHATDIDITELLYOUABOUTMYHUSBAND" can be heard from across the hall.
>Cadence has joined the fray!
YOU ARE FIGHTING SHINING ARMOR (LV. 14 UNICORN), LEADER OF THE ROYAL GUARD, AS WELL AS CADENCE (LV. 15 ALICORN), THE CRYSTAL EMPRESS.
Before you stands a tall unicorn with blue hair and white fur. His obviously pissed wife is standing next to him, intending to ruin the fun.
>Attack
>Spells
>Actions
>Items
>Status
>Run
>>25904608
Oh shit, apologize profusely to Can't Dance.
>>25904608
>Actions
Don't ruin this for me!
>>25904648
>Actions
>Defend
>>25904639
You attempt to apologize to Cadence. Shrieking, she reminds you how this is the third time this year she's caught you molesting her husband, and complains about how lewd your conduct is in general. Shining suggests she vents her anger via sparring with you two, which she agrees to.
Cadence issa chargin' her lazer.
Shining summons a horde of parasprites to nibble on you!
Cadence:200/200hp
Shining:90/100hp
Anon:85/100hp
>Attack
>Spells
>Actions
>Items
>Status
>Run
>>25904683
I don't think this faggot can read upwards.
>>25904688
I forgot to add that the parasprites do nothing, since they don't eat people.
>>25904688
200... yeah. Better start begging for mercy.
>>25904718
It is a sparring session, not a decisive battle.
They will just kick your ass and that will be it.
>>25904688
Summon Blackup
>>25904718
You attempt to speak, but your voice is drowned over the lazer.
Cadence issa firing her lazer, but Shining has joined your side! His shield negates all damage.
>Attack
>Spells
>Actions
>Items
>Status
>Run
>>25904744
Well, are the Parasprites acting as a Temp Shield as well, or will Cadence be vulnerable even WITH parasprites?
>>25904744
I'd rather not be in the hospital for two weeks, though.
>>25904759
Attack ranged
>>25904790
You grab Shining's tail and start using him as a Gatling gun. You deal 50 points of damage to Cadence.
Shining, since his horn has to cooldown, attempts to charge his wife. However, Cadence uses her magic to squeeze the two of you's balls and effectively stops him in his tracks. She also deals 20 damage to both of you.
Cadence: 150/200hp
Shining: 70/100hp, arousal at 25%
Anon: 65/100hp, arousal at 1%
>Attack
>Spells
>Actions
>Items
>Status
>Run
>>25904860
Use healing potion
>>25904860
Anonymous Selected.
>Attack.
>Close Combat.
>Confirm.
Shining Armor Selected.
>Items
>Heal Potion (25% Variant)
>Use on Shining Armor.
Is it sad I think this fits?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50rom7BtG8s
>>25904902
I'd prefer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHjcs0xPI_k
>select all images with eggs
>>25904879
You drink your healing potion. It tastes a little like eggnog.
Shining Armor takes a moment to equip his armor and spear.
Cadence uses a Ticket of Alicorn Privilege (TAP) to get two turns in one. She equips a riding crop and playfully slaps Shining with it, dealing 5 damage.
Cadence: 150/200hp
Shining: 65/100hp, arousal at 25%
Anon:95/100hp
>Attack
>Spells
>Actions
>Items
>Status
>Run
>>25904902
The only sad thing is that it's a "Let's Listen", as though it's necessary or implies there's something unique about the video.
What kind of training did Shining do in the Royal Guard?
>>25904962
Doesn't seem like Shining's other horn is on cooldown. Use that.
>>25905003
The homos really want to get us killed.
>>25904962
Bah. Well, I can hardly search without 'let's listens.
Anyways...
Anonymous Selected.
>Attacks
>Close Combat
Confirm Action.
Captain Shining Armor Selected.
>Spells
>Heal (25%)
>Cast on Self.
>>25904902
>>25904960
Noooo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0WdQDPRwb4
This, it has to work.
>>25905064
Good taste, I'm down with that.
>>25905021
>not getting Cadence into berserk status so she can't cast spells or use abilities
l2p, pleb
>>25905003
You whisper to Shining a plan. He nods in agreement as Cadence looks on in anticipation. "TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH" can be heard through the hall as Shining uses sheer willpower to charge his sexual advancement. But like Venasaur, his best just isn't enough and he'll have to attack next turn.
Not wanting to incur the wrath of Cadence, you choose to give Shining a meatshield instead of a hand. With any luck Cadence won't OHKO you.
Cadence, upon seeing this display decides to charge up a different attack. Her wings extend and an ear-shattering scream rings out as a ring of green flames encircles her ground beneath her. It appears the two will attack each other next turn.
>Attack
>Spells
>Actions
>Items
>Status
>Run
>>25905112
Anonymous Selected.
>Skip.
Captain Shining Armor Selected
>Currently Unable to choose command.
>>25905137
>Not using defense
you dun goofed
>>25905162
Didn't see it in the command list.
So I figured it wasn't needed.
>>25905137
You decide to see where this goes and back off to a hopefully safe distance.
Shining Armor's dick is a longer than his body now, and with a hefty war cry he lunges cock first at his wife. Just as his cock enters Cadence's mouth so she can STFU, the green hellfire makes a column around the two.
>>25905162
There is no defense command. You have to rely on your allies' support and whatever you have equipped.
>>25905199
Oh boy NEXT TURN
>>25905199
Thank you for confirming.
Anonymous Selected.
>There is no gap between the two lovers. Forced Skip.
Captain Shining Armor selected.
>Attack.
>Close Combat.
>>25905199
Wait, I need to give the second part.
As the column dissipates, you see Shining on the floor and Cadence swallowing semen. You don't know how long Shining will last...
Cadence:100/200hp, arousal at 50%
Shining: 1/100hp
>Attack
>Spells
>Actions
>Items
>Status
>Run
>>25905241
I had no clue. Forgive me.
>>25905241
Shining is kill.
Attack can't dence.
>>25905241
Anonymous Selected.
>Items
>Cast Mana Potion to Shining Armor.
Captain Shining Armor selected.
>Spells.
>Heal (I personally call it Cure)
>Confirm
The Crystal Empire has a unique fighting culture.
>>25905268
Giving up on Shining, you surprise Cadence with a shoryuken. All the semen in her throat instantly shoots out, though the semen in her belly stays. Shining is sprayed by the semen and a little gets in his mouth.
Cadence flies into the air and weakly divebombs you.
Cadence: 120/200hp, arousal at 50%
Shining: 10/100hp, arousal at 1%
Anon: 70/100hp
>Attack
>Spells
>Actions
>Items
>Status
>Run
>>25905352
I realize I should've had Shining use splash.
>>25905352
Grapple her.
>>25905387
Make it a Full Nelson Special Beam Cannon!
>>25905387
Knowing how much of a slut Cadence was, you concoc(k)t a brilliant plan of attack. You flank Cadence and swing your fist at her face. She winces, but no pain comes. She opens her eyes as you cockslap her in a frenzy, dealing 5 damage. She blushes.
Shining can only grin and nod in bropproval. You can see he's drunk out of a flask and is slowly rising.
Cadence: 115/200hp, arousal at 60%
Shining: 60/100hp
Anon:70/100hp
>Attack
>Spells
>Actions
>Items
>Status
>Run
JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW, I'VE RECEIVED A TEXT FROM MY BOSS AND I HAVE TO GO FETCH A SUICIDE VICTIM OUT FROM THE FIELDS. I'LL BE BACK IN NO LATER THAN TWO HOURS. I PROMISE.
>>25905491
Wait, I'm dumb. I was thinking grapple as in the sexual hold you get somebody into in some porn games. My bad.
>>25905491
Welp it was fun while it lasted.
AND THAT ENDS THE BATTLE
>>25905491
Raise Cadence's arousal by making out with Shining
>>25903813Hope you guys don't mind me writefagging while you wait for fightanon
>Shining brushes his hoof against the sand in front of you
>You see his nose widen and deflate as he snorts
>The crowd around you is cheering, roaring loudly
>And you can barely hear him as he stomps over into the ring
>The circle in the sand is small
>You dig your feet into the ground and size up your opponent as he rears up
>Holding his cock with his magic
>It's large, larger than any horsecock you've seen
>He slices the air with it
>A simple intimidation tactic, or he's just testing his blade
>You grip the base of your erect member
>And move it around, feeling the weight in your hands
>It's well balanced, the center of gravity is close to your hand
>You run your hand against the edge of your shaft
>And it throbs, growing slightly longer
>You had asked Twilight to help you grow it
>But you're not sure if the two foot long cock is enough
>It bends, not too rigid, like a fine blade should be
>"AND GO!"
>The sound of a magical explosion rips through the crowd
>And almost deafens your ears
>Shining steps up, attempting a jab
>You see the trails of pre flying through the air, sparkling in the sun
>But you don't let it distract you and you side-step, parrying his blade to the side
>Flesh meats flesh and his length bends slightly from the force
>You move forward, attempting to slash, but he steps backwards, out of reach
>You pull back and look for an opening
>He waves his tip at you
>The fluids are dripping
>And you get an idea
>If you disarm him, he won't be able to fight back
>You lower your cock
>And perform a feint and slash
>He doesn't take the feint, and parries your cock to the side
>And steps forward
>Rubbing the the cock against your shoulder
>Sending some fluids onto it
>"Point!"
>>25905953
>You step back, sighing
>And bring your cock back up again
>Giving it a few quick strokes on the base to pump some more blood into it
>The two of you do the same
>And spend a few moments stroking, getting your blades more erect
>You lunge
>He sidesteps
>He jabs
>You step back
>Swipe his sword to the side
>And then start furiously rubbing your blade against his
>Making sure to rub across the sensitive spot underneath his head
>He moans, a small blush appearing on his face
>And steps back, pulling his cock away from yours
>"What the hell, bro?"
"All's fair, man."
>He gives an exasperated look to the judge
>Who only shrugs
>They actually all look like they're enjoying the match
>He waves his sword in front of him
>On the defensive
>You step to the side, and he steps to the other
>And you end up circling around the ring a bit
>Until you surprise him with an aimed strike towards his hoof
>His cock parries
>You slide it down his cock again
>Rubbing your veiny flesh against his warm mottled cock
>Your tip reaches his stomach as his tip touches the hand holding your cock
>And you both step back
>That was a good hit
>You tap your hand as he taps his stomach
>And the pair of you prepare for another go
>His blush is getting deeper, though
"What's it like, Shining?"
>"Like what?"
"Fucking with that."
>"Dude, if you're trying to get me-"
"So you'd rather be fucked?"
>His cock wiggles as it stiffens
>And you lunge
>He's slow and you land a hit on his shoulder
>And step back
>>25905953
>>25905973
>>25905973
"Does Cadance ever fuck you in the ass, Shining?"
>"What the hell?"
>His words and bodies tell a different tale
>You see his magical grip rub up and down his shaft
"You know, spread that cute little butt of yours and ram it in."
>You make a thrusting motion with your cock
>And he growls
>But you can see his cock stiffen noticeably
>The balance is probably off now
>It's more top heavy
>And you give another jab
>To your surprise he bats your sword away
>You step back as he counters
>And narrowly dodge it
>The pre launches through the air, landing on your face
>And you roll your tongue around your lips
>It tastes salty, almost a bit sweaty
>He stares at you as you run a hand over your face
>Spreading his precum
>"Uh, bro?"
>You lick your palms
>And his cock quivers uncontrollably
>You hold your wet palm out
"Imagine this, Shining, to be your ass."
>And you run a tongue on your palm
>He lunges, yelling
>It's clumsy, and you easily parry, and jab
>Your tip prods against his chest
>Warm, soft fluff brushes against your cockhead
>And you pull back
>"Point!"
"What if that was your ass, instead, man?"
>"Dude, no homo."
>He's shaking
>You can tell his almost close
"Don't tell me you've never thought about me and Cadance penetrating you."
>Your hips thrust slightly
"At once."
>He shudders
>Moans
>His magic moves uncontrollably against his cock
>And he cums
>>25905953
>>25905973
>>25905995
>The torrent shoots out, and you wave your cock in front of you
>Trying to catch it all
>Some of it splashes on your face
>Some of it coats your dick
>And you give a loud battlecry
>As you slash downwards
>His limp cock is useless in his magical hold
>And you take him down to the ground with your length
>He collapses onto the sand belly-down, panting loudly
>And you get behind him
>"Y-you win, bro."
"I know."
>You move yourself up to him, and the crowd goes wild
>"FUCK, FUCK, FUCK"
>You look up the judge
>And he holds his cock up in approval
>You nod
>And push your tip against the soft white ass underneath you
>Shining covers his eyes with his hooves
>"Just do it fast, Anon."
>You lean down to the ground
>Putting your body on top of him
>Feeling the soft fur against your bare chest
>Feeling his warm body rise and fall with each breath
>And whisper into his ears
"No."
>And you shove your member into him
>His cheeks part easily, as if he's already been ravaged there
>His hole is not at all tight
"Not a virgin there, aren't you?"
>He whimpers
>You feel your tip get in
>And you start pushing more of your lenght into him
"Who was it, Shining?"
>"N-no one, man. Just get it over with."
>You give a thrust and he gives a whinny of pleasure
>Even if he's somewhat loose, his warm insides hug you tightly
>You push in deeper, and he grunts loudly with each motion
>You're soon in as far as you can go
>And you start thrusting
>Riding his ass and pressing him into the sand underneath you
>The crowd is almost silent, cheers replaced by lewd moans and loud strokes
"I'm gonna cum, bro."
>His ass clenches
>>25906016
>You release into him, letting the feeling of victory fuel your boner
>The idea of overpowering your sparring partner propels your seed forward
>You feel his insides expand from the extra liquid, feel it coat your cock as it tries to escape
>He moans like a mare in heat as you fill his body with your life
>And you ride it out for a few moments, spurting load after load into him
>And pull out, panting
>"N-no homo, right, Anon?"
>He turns around
>His face a bright red
>And holds up a hoof, slightly shaking
>You bump it with your fist
"No homo, man."
>He shakily gets up
>And you embrace each other
>Patting each other on the back for a match well done
>The crowd awws
>You hear some moans as some ponies reach their orgasms
>"This match goes to Anon!"
>You let go of the stallion
>And hold your hands up
>The crowd's cheers crescendos
>And you walk off the ring to a victory tune
>Leaving Shining to clean up the mess you left behindWew, /mlp/ sure is gay in here. Ya'll are a bunch of faggots.
>>25903813
>"Sure thing big brother!"
>"After losing most of my 'body' during the wedding and having to wait a month to get all the parts for repairs, i need to get my instincts back."
>"Im gonna enjoy pounding that stupid fucking face in you asshole."
>>25906031
The Crystal Empire really is a weird place.
Bump for possible return of battle anon or somebody else to take up
>>25906833
Imma be back soon. Still difficulty at the job.
>>25907021
Almost home. Wait 10 minutes.
>>25905801
BATTLE RESUME
You grab Shining Armor by the jaw and force your tongue into his mouth. Confused but aroused, Shining goes along with it.
Cadence is slightly aroused by the act, but she still kicks you in the head for it.
Cadence: 115/200hp, arousal at 65%
Shining: 60/100hp
Anon: 50/100hp
>Attack
>Spells
>Actions
>Items
>Status
>Run
>>25907300
I am sure that his horn is active by now again, long ranged attack now
>>25903813
Can we bang him?
>>25907325
Maybe if we win the battle.
>>25907314
You realize that in his current state, Shining's Gatling attack wouldn't do as much damage as before. Instead you take his spear and throw it while he fires a bolt of magic at the same time. The resulting combo deals 40 damage to Cadence.
Cadence decides to copypasta your attack. You and Shining take 20 damage each.
Cadence: 75/200hp, arousal at 55%
Shining: 40/100hp
Anon:30/100hp
ATTACK MENU
>Close Comat
>Ranged
SPELL MENU
>Heal 25% Health
ACTIONS
>Talk
>Gesture (Rude, Approval)
>Change Equips
>Summon Backup
>Sexual Advancement
ITEMS MENU
>10mana potion
STATUS MENU
>Body Armor:Suit
>Weapon:Fists
>Bits:100
>Health:30/100
>Mana:50/50
>Ailments:None
RUN MENU
>Flee
>Surrender/Grant Mercy
>>25907399
Heal nao
>>25907392
Okay. I need that.
>>25907412
You urge Shining to heal himself. You both use Starswirl's Basic Remedy, healing 25hp each.
Cadence summons John Cena for half of her mana. All you can see is Shining flailing in the air as he wonders what the hell is going on.
Cadence: 75/200hp, arousal at 45%
Shining: 10/100hp
Anon: 55/100hp
ATTACK MENU
>Close Comat
>Ranged
SPELL MENU
>Heal 25% Health
ACTIONS
>Talk
>Gesture (Rude, Approval)
>Change Equips
>Summon Backup
>Sexual Advancement
ITEMS MENU
>10mana potion
STATUS MENU
>Body Armor:Suit
>Weapon:Fists
>Bits:100
>Health:30/100
>Mana:50/50
>Ailments:None
RUN MENU
>Flee
>Surrender/Grant Mercy
>>25907455
Heal again I guess.Also you missed how much mana does healing use or somethin dood
>>25907507
You're right bro. Starswirl's Basic Remedy takes 10 mana, I guess.
>>25907507
You decide you need to heal again. You and Shining use both use SBR on him, giving him 50hp.
Cadence is drained from her last spell and must recharge.
Cadence: 75/200hp, arousal at 40%, 250/500mana
Shining: 60/100hp, 80/100mana
Anon: 55/100hp, 30/50mana
ATTACK MENU
>Close Comat
>Ranged
SPELL MENU
>Heal 25% Health
ACTIONS
>Talk
>Gesture (Rude, Approval)
>Change Equips
>Summon Backup
>Sexual Advancement
ITEMS MENU
>10mana potion
STATUS MENU
>Body Armor:Suit
>Weapon:Fists
>Bits:100
>Health:30/100
>Mana:50/50
>Ailments:None
RUN MENU
>Flee
>Surrender/Grant Mercy
>>25907562
Also, Imma just remove health, mana, and ailments from the battle menu from now on.
>>25906089
That why /pol/bra ban the crystal empire for 1000 years. A full empire of degenerates deserve to be slaves.
>>25907573
One other thing: If there's anything I can do to make the battle more interesting as far as battle mechanics, the writing itself, etc. goes, please let me know!
>>25907562
TAKE HER TO SUPLEX CITY
>>25907683
You decide to smash Cadence's memes into dreams. You whisper another plan into Shining's ear. He smiles.
Shining charges Cadence, his horn glowing. She throws up a magical shield, anticipating a joust. Instead, Shining disappears, and you pop up behind her. You grab her by the torso, and with some difficulty you manage to hoist her above you and suplex her. As she stands up, Shining body slams her from a conveniently placed column of magic. Your combined efforts deal 50 damage.
Cadence, though shaky, pulls off a kaioken for 50 mana. Her attack, defense, and health are boosted.
Cadence: 40/200hp, +15%damage, +15%defense, 200/500mana, arousal at 30%
Shining: 60/100hp, 75/100mana
Anon: 55/100hp, 30/50mana
ATTACK MENU
>Close Comat
>Ranged
SPELL MENU
>Heal 25% Health
ACTIONS
>Talk
>Gesture (Rude, Approval)
>Change Equips
>Summon Backup
>Sexual Advancement
ITEMS MENU
>10mana potion
STATUS MENU
>Body Armor:Suit
>Weapon:Fists
>Bits:100
RUN MENU
>Flee
>Surrender/Grant Mercy
>>25907764
Summon backup
>>25907764
Have shining throw you at her while you stroke your dick and prepare to rain cum on her.
>>25907810
With that kaioken of hers, Cadence probably isn't going down unless you end this now. You pull out a scroll, biting your thumb and smearing a line of blood across the incantation circle. You summon Kamaitachi (cut caused by a whirlind). A flurry of blades rush out of the paper and attack Cadence as a tornado-esque column of steel. Your attack does 35 damage.
Shining walks over to his half-concious wife and slaps her with his shaft until he deals 5 damage.
CADENCE IS UNCONCIOUS! ANON AND SHINING HAVE WON THE BATTLE!
SHINING HAS GAINED 10XP AND OG!
ANON HAS GAINED 20XP AND OG!Where do we go from here, guys? I haven't written smut before, but I have written two other short CYOAs.
>>25907915
Convince shining to help you over throw the princesses
>>25907915
turn on shining and rape him in front of candence
>>25907954
>Forgetting it was just a sparring session
Just fuck Shining like everybody wants to, and let's be done.
>>25907954
You tell Shining he should overthrow the princesses. However, your lack of charisma from being a basement dwelling non-equine, along with his well intentions and moral stance, give you a 1% chance of this working.
After doing some math, the GM has determined that your attempt failed. Shining laughs it off as a compliment of his ability in combat and reminds you that this was just a spar.
Cadence, meanwhile, has taken to healing herself and her husband. She asks if you two would like to join her for tea.
>>25908034
Join her for tea, try to subtly get into Shining armor's non literal pants
>>25907915
Defeat Shining in lewd to add Cadance and Shining to your party.
>>25908136
>>25908144
Alright, give me a few moments to finish my ideas for this. I was making dinner.
>>25908253
Anon pls, ramen doesn't take that long.
>>25908136
Your posse makes way down to the kitchen. After going through the hundred or so types of tea they have, they have no clue what kind of tea should be made. You propose you make your patented "bomb ass tea". "It needs some bomb, some ass, and some tea," you explain. "Pick any kind of tea you want, since the bomb and ass will make most of the flavor." After settling for Cloudsdale Punch, you ask Cadence to summon specific amounts of potassium nitrate, bleach, and peanuts. "But what about the ass?" Shining inquires. You grin wildly. "Let me show you," you reply.
You have Cadence's face right in front of Shining's plump ponut. "It's simple. Cadence will collect the ass cheese from you and dump it out onto this plate. That cheese will then be used in the tea. "Anon dear, are you sure that an ass-tasting drink is really that good?" Cadence questions. "Sure. People buy Monster energy drinks, surely this couldn't taste much different."
And with that, Cadence goes to town. Her giraffe tongue manages to get the entirety of Shining's backsack, taint, and ass all in one go. He moans quietly as Cadence laps up all the gunk from his rear, spitting out the cheese onto the plate every twenty seconds or so. After five minutes, you consider stopping them to say that's enough. But, seeing how into it they are, you decide merely to swap an empty plate in and let them continue their fun.
>>25908274
Funny enough, that's what I was making.
And yes, it takes that long if it's not instant ramen.
>>25908413
Kek that's exactly the joke.
>>25908401
GO ON
>>25908401
This is suddenly disgusting.
>>25908401
Cadence seems to be going beyond the original parameters and is now using a multitude of tongues to rim, deep rim, fellate, and sound her husband all at once. His moans are much louder than before, and you wonder what you should do if any of the servants hears. Regardless, you yourself pull down your pants and give Lil' Richard his daily massage. You notice how Cadence is using a multitude of tongues to make sure the entirety of Shining's scrotum and penis are covered, and the increasing number of tongues she using to fill his anus. Shining then cums, but struggles to find sweet release as Cadence's tongues have plugged his urethra tight. Instead, he feels his genitals have been magically enlarged.
Half an hour later, Shining's testicles have bloated to the size of footballs and his penis is roughly the same dimensions as his leg. You realize that Cadence's scleroses have turned green and a purple hazeloljimihendrixamiriteemanates from her eyes. You should probably intervene at this point, but there was a point this shit should've stopped and you've clearly crossed that line, so you might as well continue and see where this goes.
OPEN WORLD MENU
>Fight
>Interact (Specify what to interact with and how)
>Move (Specify where in the local Area)
>Party Status
>Items and Equips
>Save
>Quick Travel (Specify what Area)
>Quit
>>25908568
>Save
I hope this doesn't die overnight, I got to go.
>>25908587
You save your game into your local pastebin.
OPEN WORLD MENU
>Fight
>Interact (Specify what to interact with and how)
>Move (Specify where in the local Area)
>Party Status
>Items and Equips
>Save
>Quick Travel (Specify what Area)
>Quit
>>25903813
>"Come spar with me bro."
Okay. I need another loaf, milk, tea bags, tin of beans, and a packet of plain chocolate Hob Nobs, so I'll join you, Shiny.
>>25908568
>>25905064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEgIUiWw42U&l
Anon and Shining's duo theme?
Oh, and if anyone wants the pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/u/TMZ-19
I'd say yes, but slowly let him win. When he has me on my back and is standing right over me I pull him into a passionate kiss. One hand would stroke his cheek as he leans into the kiss, another would move down to his dick. I'd start stroking it with one hand, and then move the other down after it. I'd prod my tongue into his mouth and we'd explore each other's mouths with our tongues as I start stroking faster. He'd cum in long, thick ropes and they'd cover my chest. Then, and only then, would I break the kiss.
>>25903911
>today
>>25908605
Pretend to see Twiggy right around the corner and use the distraction to separate the two.
Get some breathing room.
