>"Anon, why does dad say you're just an imaginary friend?"
>>25903295
Don't listen to him. He doubts my power.
>>25903295
Well, it's quite obvious he's inkahoots with the 3 headed mega beast.
>>25903295
Anon as atulpagreen when?
>>25903295
*wakes her in the middle of the night, clothes soaked with blood*
>Your father won't be bothering us any more
>>25903295
I've been daydreaming for so long I can no longer tell the difference between reality and falsehood.
>>25903295
Nothing don't worry about it, now make sure you silt thier throats in thier sleep like we practiced
>>25903419
yes twilight. silt their throats.
>>25903295
"Because your father is a racist little bi--Uh, jerk, who's mad that I'm fuc--Friends with your mom."
>"Oh okay! I'm glad you're real then!""I'm sorry you're not"
I'm not imaginary, I assure you, I'm just as real as your insecurities about your magic.
>>25903295
Because you don't have any real friends.
Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?
"Sorry Twi, he's right, I'm not real as soon you loose your virginity I'll disappear forever"
>Twenty years later.
"So Twi, how about loosing that virginity?"
>Thirty years.
"You know your body clock is ticking princess,"
>Forty years
"You blew it! dark mage here we come"
>Fifty years.
"What do you mean saved yourself to save me?"
>Sixty years
"I TOLD YOU, I'M NOT REAL FOR THE LAST SIXTY YEARS!"
>Many years later.
"Twi, you must let me go"
>On her death bed.
"Twi, why...you could've found som-"
>"Anon, I found you."
>>25904254
>>25903608
>these voices in my head, I think I'll call them...
ALLAH!
>>25903295
Because Twilight.I ain't real
>>25903295
Kill your family Emily.
>>25904827
Who's Emily?
If I weren't real would you still burn the house down? Don't doubt me, Purple Smart.
You're breaking my heart. :'(
You know what to do if you want me to stay alive.
>>25904254
>your curse is not only will you disappear after she looses her virginity
>you also may never disappear until she looses her virginity
>you are also bound to her
>when she goes into the ground you must go too
>you will stay there
>never to die
>forever
>>25904836
You are, Emily
>>25903295
Don't worry Twilight. Once you become strong enough with your magic, you can make my body real and prove everyone wrong.
I have a PRIMAL URGE to writefag this...
But there's a thousand conflicting ideas, and I can't settle on one...
>>25905152
What are the different ideas?
>>25904827
Don't listen to him! He speaks filthy lies! Listen to my insane slanderings instead!
KILL YORF AMILY! FOR TOO LONG HAS HE BEEN A THORN IN MY SIDE! Now go forth, and spread forth the black rocks that I might enter this world and rend it asunder!
>>25905355
Dont be a fool Emily ignore the impostor, use the blood of your parents to activate the mirror of Ahatekt NOW!
>>25905453
Don't! His cereal is soggy and wet, much like your parents' hopes and dreams! Only by destroying the lawn gnomes in Celestia's garden can you ensure the Hyaduriem shall not enter your realm!
>>25903295
"Well you see twilight, i was in your mommies tummy during your entrance examination into the princess's school, but when you had that little accident and turned mommy and daddy into plants. i wasn't there anymore."
"Your poor daddy cant deal with the guilt over failing in his duty as a father his, and you bringing me up , using the name he intended to give me, scares him"
>>25905602
>>25904874
This haunts me, darkness and loneliness for all eternity.
>>25903319
Clever post
>>25903312
kek
>>25903295
>Twilight unknowingly creates a Tulpa as a filly due to her being lonely and not having many friends
I want it!
I need it!I really like her mane!
>>25904254
That actually broke my heart. And here I thought I couldn't get any more pathetic.
>>25903295
Because without me foreskin, I almost invisible for all ponies.
>>25903295
I'm real, Twilight! Don't listen to your dad, I'm real. Oh God, please believe me Twilight. I don't want to be alone again. Don't leave, Twilight, don't leave me...
![large[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/AegxO9M.png "large[1].png")
>>25903295
>"Anon, I will send you to Equestria. You will be sent there during the time when Twilight was just a filly."
>"However, no one but Twilight can see you. Also, if Twilight ever stops believing you are real, you will disappear forever."
>>25903295
For the same reason I told you we must burn down the house tonight, your family is being taken and replace by the enemy. The matches are in the kitchen drawer I'll help you light them.
>>25905602
that is a very good basis for writingtoo bad i cant write
>>25904874
that's fucked bud
>>25907733
It's dead Anon, let Emily rest.
>>25903295
Well, twilight, I technically exist only in the mind, specifically your mind. But, since there is no way to prove that anything exists outside the mind, this is kind of meaningless. I cannot affect the natural world, but since many of a young child's adventures take place in an imaginary world, I can interact with it. You are my creator, in two senses; that I was formed inside your mind, and the only way I can really exist is inside your phaneron.
Don't let this worry you, though. Even if the universe is fake, it's cool that your mind could make up all this. And, if it does exist, then I am in a superposition of both existing and not existing, inside and outside of your phaneron. And that is something few creatures have ever experienced.
Thank you, twilight
>>25904874
all you get to do is watch her decay and turn to dust
maybe it'll be better when shes just bones
>>25903809
That caught me offguard
>>25904254
Thanks anon i realy mean it
Oneshots like this are the main reason why i keep coming back, feeling feels is a thing i don't do in real life
But things like this can tear me up
>>25905602
The plot of beyond two souls
>>25904254
10/10
>>25903295
Because he's a faggot
>>25903331
This.
>>25904254
"Oh, Twilight. I'm as real as you want me to be."
>"But then why-"
"Because you know better."
>She's even more confused now.
>"Anon, what are you saying?"
>You kneel down and pat the little filly on the head.
"I'm not a pony. Or a donkey. Or anything else that you understand. You know about me, but you don't really know what I am. You just became aware of me all at once when you needed a friend, didn't you?"
>"But... Does that mean that I really did make you up?"
"Maybe, but the reason that you don't let the others see and hear me is because you're a clever little filly. You know that everypony else wouldn't be able to understand me. To be kind to me, because they'd be afraid of how strange I am."
>You give her a smile to help ease her conflicted young heart.
"But don't worry about it. I don't need any other friends. And who knows? Maybe someday, you'll change the world and they'll be able to accept me after all. Then, maybe, I could be real."
>A wide-eyed young Twilight gives you a friendly smile.
>As she got older, she forgot about you.
>Her dream to bridge friendships across the land was quickly snuffed out by her sudden gain in magical talent and the subsequent studies.
>But then again... maybe you gave her just the nudge that she needed.
>Deep down, even if she forgot about you, one can't really forget about the lessons that they learned from their friends.
>Even if it did take until she was grown up.
>>25905152
How about something like this:
We are Anonymous
We are from earth 2015
We died in an accident and were transported to pony land in spirit form
We found Twilight and decided to guide her through her years
This is our story
>>25910080
the feels
Man, the prompt is so tempting, but I don't know what to do with it.
I don't want to beat the tar out of the canon, so that would confine me to everything in Twilight's extreme youth. And that's difficult.
>>25910445
OP here
Go ahead and do what you want with it.
>>25903295
>Twilight has a stuffed human toy
>Calvin and Hobbes, but with Twilight and Anon instead
>>25910445
Ok, how about this then same as >>25910123 but:
We were somehow pulled through by the magical mystery cure spell and were bound to Twilight, she cannot find a way to get us home. Hilarity ensues.
Either one works but I like the first one better.
Have fun!
>>25906618
>>"Anon, I will send you to Equestria. You will be sent there during the time when Twilight was just a filly."
>>"However, no one but Twilight can see you. Also, if Twilight ever stops believing you are real, you will disappear forever."
"Dammit no! That's not my wish!"
>And with a bright flash fausticorn has sent you in ghost mode to ponyland.
>The one chance to finally cum inside ponies and she sends you as a damn ghost.
>You begin to wonder just what kind of spectral form you'll take.
"Ohhh I hope it's like a visible ghost so I can creep out everyone."
>Now you're talking to yourself.
>Great you'll be one of those crazy Harry Potter ghosts.
>Shape shifting wouldn't be to bad.
>Wait didnt she say something about being stuck to Twilight as a filly or someshit?
>You were to busy getting a bone plan ready to pay attention.
>Don't take a form that'll startle a small horse.
>Kinda impossible fillies and horses are scaredy cats.
>Cat! that's that form you'll take, hopefully you can poltergeist some things around.
>>25910501
>>25910569
I can't. I just can't figure a way that I'd be satisfied with writing.
>>25910534
I need it, I want it now
>>25910660
Moar?
>>25904874
This was my first thought, too. As she's dying you're on you're knees, sobbing like a boy, begging her to spare you eternity.
>>25910687
Oh shit alright dude
>"Are you sure Anon?"
"Of course I'm sure make sure to hold on to tight when going down hill."
>You are Anon, best friend of Twilight...and Smarty Pants.
>"Weeee!!!"
>Even thou it only lasts a few seconds Twilight's smile could never be bigger.
"Now we should try the bigger one."
>Twilight looks at the actual hill, this bump was all you convince her to go on.
>But it looks like sledding has taken her.
>"That one looks scary Anon and Smarty Pants says we should stick to the little ones."
>You glare at Smarty Pants always undermining you.
>You must go faster higher!.
>"Come on you have nothing to be scared of, Anons here to protect you."
>"Really Anon?"
>You simply take her into a hug.
"Always."
>>25910665
We appear only for very short times throughout her life, but then later she finds a way for us to stay.
>>25910755
Proceed. I think I might make a dueling story to supplement what you come up with.
>>25910757
Fuck that!
Lets go full ham there's nothing more fun than using Anon's OOC knowledge to change her life. Like making her more humble and seeing uh.. that one horse as her equal.
>>25903295
"Ora, ora, ora, ora."
>>25910773
>>25910755
>>25910660
Both are mine.
What do you fags want more? Cutesy feels or Anon dicking around as a ghost.
>>25910780
>"hora, hora, hora, hora."
FTFY
>>25910781
I honestly prefer the Fausticorn story. Maybe you can somehow blend the two, so both sides are happy?
>>25910791
This.
>>25910781
Whatever you want. I mean, it is ANON that is acting as her imaginary friend. It could be both, even.
>>25910791
Oh jesus...
oK GUYS
Commence blending
>You are Ghostanon.
>Wow this "Dimensional transfer" stuff takes a lot longer than than Fausticorn said.
>Huh light oh guess I get to go to heaven before i see ponies.
>Makes sense.
>Wait... is that snow shit! shit!
>Collision imminent ! activate emergency thrusters!
>And you fly head first into a pile of snow.
>How you hated snow.
>"Watch out mister!"
>AH! a pony, human, and oddly attractive plush crash right through you.
"Jesus kid watch were the hell you're going!"
>"Don't you talk to Twilight like that"
>You stare at the sight and the man that looks strangely similar.
>You are Imaginaryanon,
>and your looking at a mirror image of yourself.
>"He..He Anon he kinda looks like you."
>No kidding, even the tie is the same.
"Just who are you interloper?"
>" I'm Anon sent from Fausticorn to be Twilight's friend but it seems that it's already taken care of."
"Hmmm Twilight, how very strange."
>"Lets ask ms. Smarty Pants."
>Twilight looks down at Smarty Pants.
>This goes on as you and Anon exchange scandalous looks.
>Finally Twilight looks up from her very one sided conversation.
>You see anon mouth some very true words.
>"OK Anons Smarty Pants says you both should stay."
>"OK with me."
>You mull it over, will this newcomer contest your spot in Twilight's heart?
>She seems pretty able to tell you two apart.
>>25911064
Wow do you like my two anons angle?
>>25911064
Well, this is gonna be interesting
>>25911064
>You are Smarty Pants
>And a handsome hunk of a man has just crashed into your life.
>surround by this dull human and your best friend Twilight.
>However you are immediately smitten by this incredibly handsome man.
>You are Ghostanon
>And you swear that plush is giving you the eyes.
>"Twilight time to come inside."
>"Coming Mom"
>You and Othernon walk on both flanks of Twilight.
"How come the plush gets carried?"
>Othernon looks in your direction with disgust.
>"Because you have legs you imbecile, Ms. Smarty Pants is a fragile and beautyful thing."
>Oh you poor bastard.
>You continue your truging through the snow.
>You notice that Othernon leaves footprints while you have none.
>You are Imagineanons
>This Fool has just question why the incredibly beautiful smarty pants cannot walk.
>To let her dainty legs touch the unclean floor would be a tragedy.
>You begin approach the house you begin to make for the door to hold it open but Twilight magics it open.
>She's been getting stronger soon someone will notice.
>Inside are Mother and Father.
>"Hi mom! hi Dad"
>Twilight greets her mom and dad.
>"Umm what a nice ass on the milf."
>The Specter says licking his lips.
"Uh Anon I don't think that's appropriate to say around Twilight."
>"Yah, go shove it."
>Such a vulgar man.
>"Let's go play upstairs guys."
>You follow Twilight up the stairs while Specter seems a little preoccupied watching Mom make dinner.
>You give him a grunt and make a come on gesture.
>He jogs or floats quickly up the stairs.
>so he understands basic social norms.
>How strange.
>>25903295
"Cuz he's a nerd. Are you a nerd, Twiggles?
>"No!"
"Alright then. Now, let's get started on that book fort. But this time bigger and better! I'll be damned if I'll let that dreaded beast get into our candy stash again!"
>"You mean Spike?"
"Yeah, fuck that guy."
>>25911076
YES!! I NEVER THOUGHT I NEEDED THIS AS MUCH AS I DO!
>>25911157
Should I keep going?
>>25911196
I believe so.
>>25911157
>Your are Imagineanons
>and Twilight has gone to sleep.
>normally you would sleep too but this newcomer keeps trying to sneak peaks at twilight's.
>Oh it's to indecent to think about.
"She's only a child you know."
>You put on your best sneer.
>"Hey age is only a number, beside Fausticorn sent me I can literally do no wrong."
>This man just want to punch him in the mouth.
>In fact you will.
>You are Ghostanon(Who you gonna call)
>And the smug asshole just threw a damn punch at you.
"Aha! fool everyone knows Imaginary friends can't harm... OoF!"
>That hit connected right into your beautiful face.
>"Let that be a lesson to you, I will accept no monkey business."
>"And since it seems i'm stuck with you I'll have no choice but to put you in your place if you step out of line again."
>Jesus he's serious you can (somehow) feel the anger radiating off him.
"Fine ,ow, I'll behave."
>"You better or I won't hesitate to beat you again."
>You curl into the fetal position that punch still hurts.
>"Goodnight you miserable cur."
"Right back atcha."
>>25903295
I wouldn't say imaginary friend really, more tumor induced hallucination.
>>25911230
>You are Ghostanon(Who you gonna call..not me)
>And you in Twilight's dream along with Othernon and a very curvy Smarty Pants.
>"Now team the treasure is sure to be well trapped so make sure to step only wear I do."
>You could float but you found out your ghost powers don't work in the dreamscape.
>You notice a black shape a few meters back.
>You tap Othernon and point to shape.
>"Yes I noticed it too but it seems Twilight hasn't, let's not turn this dream into a nightmare."
>Twilight begins Monologuing about how this find could boost her library and how many books she could write.
> A real bookead this one.
"Dude I dunno bout you buy I could use a really a drink about now."
>you nudge Othernon in the side.
>"Enough of your games we're here."
>Twilight's stopped in the middle of the hall.
>"These glyphs how strange... Anon hand me the light."
>Somehow a flashlight materializes right in your hand and you promptly hand it to her.
>"Ms.Smarty Pants I need the tablet of Amun Rathi"
>Smarty Pants pulls out a tablet with a hedgehog on it.
>As Twilight takes some time to exmain the strange marking you search around and realzie that the dark shadows gotten closer.
>you nudge othernon in the side and grunt.
>Otheranon looks back then excuses himself
>You both apporch the shadow.
"Hey you!"
>Othernon slaps his head.
>"Don't shout 'hey you'; this is how you dispel a bad dream."
>He then delivers a uppercut to the shadowy being.
>It goes flying into the ceiling.
>"That's how it's done boy."
>he dusts off his hands and rejoins twilight's side.
>Wow you'd hate to be that shadow thing.
>You swear you see a pair of horse legs stick out the pile before it disperses.
Alright Folks that's all for tonight.
Feedback and criticizes welcome
>>25904874
Unless you get lucky and the creepy undertaker pony who no one will ever fuck because his cutiemark is in burring dead ponies resorts to necrophilia on Twilight.
"Because he's never seen me, Twilight."
>"Why not?"
"Because if he sees me, he might try to take you away from me..."
>You pull your malformed body out from under the filly's bed.
>It's a wonder you can even fit down there, really.
>Apparently going through a dimensional portal can really fuck up your molecular structure or some shit like that.
>You're slowly wasting away due to a bulbous mass of tumors growing on your back.
>You run your bony fingers through her mane, smiling as best you can.
"All the other ponies are scared of me, Twilight. I don't want to scare them, and make them take you away..."
>You pick her up, lifting her into bed.
>You try to hide the pain as the tumors writhe in protest.
>"But... You really are real?"
"As real as you are. Now, get some rest..."
>You creep back under the bed, and carefully pull the covers over the filly.
>"Goodnight Mr. Anon."
"Goodnight, Twilight..."
>You curl up in the fetal position, trying not to cry as the pain of your misshapen body weighs down on you.
>Maybe one day, she'll find a way to cure you.
>One day...
>>25903331
been done. Anon comes back into twilight's life later and she goes insane.
>>25904254
>>25904254
>>25903295
"Because your dad is a big dumb dumb."
>"No he's not! He's really smart and strong and brave and he could totally kick your butt!"
"Oh, really?"
>"Yeah!"
"I think he's a big crybaby, just like you."
>"I am NOT a crybaby!"
"I saw his face when you were born. I could fill a pool with his tears."
>"STOP IT!"
"Aww. What's the wittle cwybaby going to do about it?"
>"RRRRAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!"
"Hey! Ow! Stop it!"
"..."
>"..."
"I'm sorry I call you and your dad crybabies."
>"And I'm sorry that I bit you."
"So what are we going to do about the broken vase?"
>"Dad is so going to kill us."
"Us? He thinks I don't exist, remember?"
>"I'm so dead..."
>>25904254
>>25913333
__________________
>"Anon?"
"Yeah?"
>"How come whenever I play with you, Mom and Dad get worried?"
"They probably think that you're crazy, talking to yourself and whatnot."
>"But I'm not talking to myself. I'm talking to you."
"They don't see it that way."
>"Why? Because they can't see you?"
"Uh huh."
>"..."
>"But what if I proved that you exist?"
"How?"
>"I got it! I'll take a picture with Dad's camera!"
"Are you sure that it'll work?"
>"Of course! Now where is it?...A ha! here it is! Ready?"
"Hmph. This better be a good photo."
>"Say cheese!"
"So...how'd it go?"
>"Mom and Dad said that I just took a photo of my empty room."
"What? Let me see."
>"I don't understand. You're right there. That sign you're making means peace where you're from, right?"
"Yeah, yeah...do they really not see me?"
>"Mhm."
"Well fuck me."
>"What does 'fuck' mean?"
"Uhh, I'll tell you when you're older."
>>25913333
Dem quints deserve a kek
>>25904254
>>25906073
>You will never cuddle your twiggy piggy
with your dick
>>25904254
Oh fuck.
>>25913118
Link?
>>25904254
>>25907931
And nobody cared
>>25913434
Very nice. Continue bls
>>25903295
"because he's a faggot, Twilight. I'm real, I'm your friend aren't I?"
>"But dad says your a bad influence on me"
"Ahhh, he's full of shit, now let's go shake down a Earth Pony and buy ourselves some ice cream"
>"Alright Anon, but I'm only getting one scoop."
"Say what nigga?"
>"Yup, I'm treating after all"
"Well in a way."
>"Cmon last one to the alley is a rotten egg"
>Meanwhile<
>you sigh as you read another scroll describing your apprentices antics again
>She's a sweet girl, but for the oddest reason, she's gone and stealing bits, mostly from Earth Ponies
>If she was actually stealing from real ponies this might become a problem
>Be Celestia
>You look through a couple phycology books to figure out what happened
>It's not unusual for little girl to have imaginary friends, but them to be this potent as to convince her to steal
>This has to end before the tabloids get a hold of this
>Now there's two ways to deal with this
>You could talk to her about role models and friends
>Or you could blast her with magic until everythings fine
>You approach the friendship dungeon where a frightened lavender unicorn filly is strapped to the wall wearing a bandana over her eyes
"Time to get to work"
>"Anon, she's here run!"
>You set your horn to extra crispy
>>25916041
>10 years later
>Be Twilight
>"The night will last FOREVER! AHAHhahaha"
>And shit is getting real
>The fucking mare of the moon is here, killed celestia, and everything revolves around you saving the day
>"Quick Twilight run" a whisper tells you, "run like nigger being told he's a father"
>In your panic you flee town hall and all of the crowd of ponies and go to your safe place
>The library
>Nothing can hurt you in your safe place
>You run into the tree house and quickly magic every book off the shelves into a dome around you
>You roll onto your back and your body starts convulsing out of control
>for about 10 minutes you can't help but thrash around in your book bunker randomly kicking, twist, thrashing, and biting
>When it's all over your covered in sweat and piss
>You try to controll your breathing while thinking of what happened before
>Nightmare Moons real
>Celestia's MIA
>You are the only one who can do shit
...
>Fug
>"Seems just like old times doesn't it Twilight"
>That voice...
>"Although back then we were just snooping around for clues in Old Mare Jenkins house, and Celestia wasn't dead, and we weren't fighting a mythological beast from legends of old, but that aside..."
>You lift yourself up slightly and magic an opening to your book dome
"D-do I know you?"
>And peering through the window a faceless green alien thing peered at you
>"Hey there cutie, did you miss me?"
"Wha, who are you?"
>"Who am I? WHo am I!?
>He lurches through the window and towers over you
>"I am the illustrious and almighty Anon!"
>You shrink more and more
>"Or as you should know me better as..."
>Your shaking in fear as he lowers himself to your face
>"Your oldest, bestest friend"
"Wha-"
>The books fall around you to your surprise and bury you in a mound
>You pop up from mess and glare at the creature before you only to find he vanished, only to trace his voice to the kitchen
>"It's a shame you don't remember all the adventures we had"
>Then on the book shelves
>>25916371
>"The heists we pulled"
>Then on the second story balcony above you
>"The romance we shared"
>Then he teleported right in front of you
>"You and I were tight. Bestest of buddies"
"Then what happened?"
>"I don't know. One day, we were having Ice cream then Celestia called for you. Then poof you were gone and I was elsewhere."
"Elsewhere where?"
>Anon was interrupted a raspy voice
>>"Hey you, with the purple!"
>Five mares charge into the library
>>"You know what's up with the nightmare moon shit right? You were the only one who knew her by name. Also what's with the smell"
>They ran in and surrounded you and the alien
>This probably-
>Wait
>There's an alien right next to you and they're concerned about the smell
>You look up at the green giant who remains unintimidated, but taking a defensive stance
>You quirk your eyes more as you look between them and him
>You whisper softly
"Why can't they see you"
>He whispers back
>"Well no one else could see me back then too"
"What? Why?"
>"Well, there may or may not be a problem with how much I exist."
"How much you exist?"
>"Yeah..."
>>"See, she's totally evil. Look at her whispering menacingly"
>>"Hey now, just because someone's crazy don't mean they're evil. We all learned our less'n after Loose Screw right?"
>>"Well, darling..."
>>"Ummm, I ummm,"
"What? I am not crazy! I just am seeing... things"
>>"It's okay, I accept all sorts of friends, even crazy ones"
>"Didja hear that Twily, you finally made friend!"
>>25911312
did othernon just uppercut moonbutt?
>>25916542
Jesus fucking Christ we need moar!
>>25916542
>Something something friends
>Something Something book
>Something something elements
>And then you were off to the everfree forest, where the plants bite and the mosquitoes chew
>Although that's all probably exaggerated, the stories the girls were telling weren't helping your nerves coupled with the stress of saving the world while also dealing with the crisis of having a split personality making a visual and spacial representation of itself
>Today just wasn't a good day
>"Cheer up Twily, at least your making some friends. I mean look at these asswipes"
>"We got Hush Banana
>"Rarara"
>You smile a but
>"Pink Slut"
>You started to crack a smile
>"Crusty Cunt"
"Pfft"
>"APUULTHS!"
"HA!"
>Your outburst made the other five ponies jump in shock
>You cut yourself off and look down at the floor with a guilty smile
>>"You okay there sugarcube?"
"Yeah, I'm sorry, just remembered a joke"
>>"Really, what was it? I know plenty of jokes, but never one that made people scream like that before"
"Oh it was nothing really"
>>"Well, for outburst like that Twilight, it must be something worth telling"
>"Twi don't worry I gotcha"
"Well, alright then, so ummm..."
>The mane five all look intently at you as Anon whispers into your ear
>Oh Celestia
"So I uh, two Pegasi walk past a wanted poster"
"It said, 'two Zebras wanted for pape'"
"One of em said, uh, 'can you believe it?'"
"And the other guy said 'yeah, I know. Those z-ziggers get all the good jobs"
>At this point you were sweating bullets
>Rarity pretended not to hear you and forgot the whole
>Pinky and Rainbow Dash chortles
>Applejack doesn't get it
>Fluttershy whimpers and is keeping a disance from you
>You start going back to walking with the rest of the girls
>"See Twi, I gotcha"
>You're so embarrassed you wanna die
So should I continue this?
Comments, advice, criticism.
>>25917342
This is so weird.
Moar, please.
>>25917342
slow down a little to correct a few spelling mistakes and continue writing. I like this, but things like 'wanted for pape' are really distracting.
>>25918150
shit sorry. when I write I trip over myself
>You will never be her imaginary friend
>>25918364
The pain is real
>>25918364
You could be
You might be
Maybe youre living in a world she created in her mind
Maybe youre a character she created
Maybe she plans on giving you a story
Maybe she will be part of that story
Maybe...
>>25918491
Maybe she grew up
Maybe she forgot about you
Maybe she forgot about this world
Maybe we'll just be here, wondering
Maybe, forever
Maybe..
>>25918491
If that's true, my only wish is that she's getting what she wants out of my existence.
>>25904254
>>25917342
lul
>>25903394
nice edge
>>25918518
Maybe she will return to this world
Maybe she will continue the story
Maybe she will wright down that story
Maybe she will remember you
Maybe she will make you the star of that story
yet again
Maybe she still has great things planned for your story
Maybe
Or maybe not
>>25904254
>Looses
I guess Anon couldn't get loose off her after all.
>>25904254
No /mlp/, you're the tulpa.
And than /mlp/ was a tulpa.
Bupm
Say 'Nein' to Page Nine.
>>25903295
From my point of view your dad is imaginary
>>25921375
THEN YOU ARE LOST.
>>25903295
He doesn't believe in magic, in a young fillys heart
>>25904254
l-listen to your dad, Twi...
>>25905602
WAKE ME UP
>>25904254
>>25903312
Don't try it
bamp
>>25917342
Don't leave me like this anon
>>25923283
I don't know man. I may continue later tonight. It's all a matter of if I think of something.
>>25918577
kok
>>25917455
I strive for the unique.
Probably more tonight
>>25904254
>>25904254
>right in the god damn feels
>>25928159
>6 minute bump
>he's not real
>>25917342
writefag here
meh I'm done with this for now. I just wanna watch initial d and fuck around for awhile. I probably won't be back
Anyone else can pick this up
>>25928381
We forgive you.
>>25928396
still though sorry
also >>25928159
>>25928186
kek. fags don't know how to bump.
Page 7-9 people
>>25903331
This
Bump
>>25928531
Seriously, please writefriends.
I don't want to have to do it myself and make you all suffer my horrible writing.
>>25904254
The bumpiest bump
>>25903312
Unlimited Pooowwweeer!!!
>>25904254
>>25904254
>>25904254
>>25904254
>>25904254
>>25904254
>>25904254
This thing has thirty fucking replies, most of which are just reaction images without actually contributing. Why? Why can't this thread move on from this list?
