>Anon, your reign of terror ends here! Prepare to taste the hooves of JUSTICE!!
>>25900565
>>25900565
I gladly taste your hooves miss sparkle. Maybie not just your hooves.
>>25900565
You are the worst writer I've seen on this board.
>>25900565
"Please don't hurt me! I will never call you chubby again Twilight, I promise!"
distant sabaton in the background
YOUR REIGN OF TERROR MUST COME TO AN END
FIGHTING YOUR UNHOLY WAR
NOW YOU WILL PAY WE'LL CHARGE YOU OUR WAY
SOONER OR LATER WE'LL GET YOU
DON'T TRY TO HIDE IN YOUR HOLES UNDERGROUND
JUST LIKE AN INSECT WE'LL SMOKE YOU RIGHT OUT
NIGHT TIME PRIME TIME
ANCIENT LEGACY OF CRIME
ONE DAY WE WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR
NIGHT TIME PRIMETIME
LAW AND ORDER PAYS THE FINE
GENOCIDE YOU CANNOT JUSTIFY
>>25900604
I like this Anon's thought process.
>>25900634
Joakim looked a lot different in my head.
>>25900655
Same, but he's still a fucking badass
Look at this smug cunt, hanging out with Simone SimmonsLucky Bastard
>>25900565
"THEN LET THIS BE OUR FINAL BATTLE!!!"
>>25900565
"BRING IT!"
>>25900565
Complimenting your mother's hips hardly counts as a reign of terror.Also your fetish, holy shit.
>>25900565
>Neveeer
Proceed to unleash your army of green man
>>25900565
"AHAHAHAHAHA! AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT ILL GIVE IN SO EASILY?"
>"Because I know you're weakness!"
>You scoff.
>
"And what would that be, my little book horse?"
>You pose dramatically as the purple alicorn leaps off the tall dresser and pounces you to your bed, using her feathers to tickle your neck and arms
>Alas, you are no match for the princess as you laugh and crumple to her will on the bed
"Noooooooooooooooo! My one weakness!"
>>25900565
But nothing that I did was technically illegal. Or is this one of those things where non-ponies don't have rights, like stealing from a dragon?
>"Mom, she's doing it again."
>>25901035
>the mane six ask you to roleplay with them when they get bored of having no actual threats to Equestria
>>25900565
What reign of terror? All I'm doing is spreading Christianity. Surely, the Templars haven't been *that* brutal.
>>25901035
nigga that's cute
>>25900565
Hold up time out. My zippers undone.
*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind you*
Pshhhhhhhhh.... nutthing personel pony
>>25900565
Are you still upset that I drunkenly pissed on your horseshoes? Is that what you mean by "rain of terror"?
>"Unfortunatley for you Ms. Sparkle, my comrades and I have a magical bag! When we each in, we all get a random super power!"
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Life-Force Detection
>"...I never said anything about relevancy, but who cares!"
